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since: 02-11-08, id: 1498141, Profile Updated: 08-30-09
country: United States
Author has written 7 stories for Wrestling, Tin Man, Star Wars, and Underworld.

Age: 20

Nationality: American

Location: Virginia

Gender: Maschio

I am the 3rd oldest of ten, and the older brother of KotorFanMedia/ff.net author Lord Zeuss, who is also known as lzsays on deviantART (I am also the brother of KFM author Triple E, who also has a deviantART account under the name of IndigoWolfe), and I've been practicing writing by means of "graffiti-ing" short novels, namely Hardy Boys Casefiles (or as I like to call them: the Tardy Boys Crapfiles).

I actually started writing a number of years ago when I was about 12 (I was reading the Redwall books at the time). Those books were crappy ripoffs that I often left unfinished, but I kept most of them and now my brothers and I point and laugh at them. A few years later, I tried again, but this time my goals were way, WAY too lofty. I attempted to write a full length novel about a third world war. Problem was, I knew practically nothing about military operations, much less what happens when they have to go to war on a moment's notice. If that even EVER happens. So that project failed. Needless to say, I've been on a writing hiatus for several years.

This website marks my return to writing. And this time, my goals are a tad more realistic :)

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1. Tales of A Schmaltzy, Self Centered Old Geezer » reviews
In a world where nothing makes any sense, Lucian tries to find out why his bitter inexplicable relative, Lord Viktor, refuses to let anyone use the mysterious 'Zurg Room,' but is unprepared for just how bizarre things get. Very, very AU.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,276 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 9-9-08
2. Catfight » reviews
My own version of Michelle McCool's violent heel turn at the end of 2008, and how Maria and Eve fighting back not-so-gradually turns into a bloody, and increasingly personal conflict. PG-13 for violence
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,745 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-11-09 - Published: 8-25-09 - Maria & Eve Torres
3. A Few Words of Consolation
Inspired by the 1/21/08 Raw. Mickie James is upset about her losing streak to Beth Phoenix. Who can lift her bruised spirits? Why... me, of course! Oneshot, Platonic
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Published: 9-11-09 - Mickie James - Complete
4. Dawn of the Meta: Abnutzungskrieg » reviews
KOTOR 2 DSM Exile. Through a series of flashbacks, Elazio Darianella reflects on his difficult experiences following the war, and contemplates - and questions - the morality of the Jedi Ways.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,795 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-7-08 - Published: 8-13-08 - Complete
5. Karaoke Night » reviews
DG and Jeb go for a date in the big city. Particularly in a karaoke bar where strange - and hilarious - things start happening after they arrive. Ch. 2 is now up! R&R, por favor!
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 6-18-08 - DG & Jeb
6. One Bright Sunny Day reviews
Something strange is happening in Finaqua. The King and Queen are dead, but the King was actually napping, and the Queen's ghost appears but is shot dead. Raw is articulate, Zero dances to polka music, and Cain wears a wedding dress. What is going on?
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-08 - Complete
7. Orton Hears A Who! reviews
A WWE version of the famous Dr. Seuss book. Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-08 - Complete
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