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Author has written 6 stories for Wrestling, Tin Man, Star Wars, and Underworld. Age: 20 Nationality: American Location: Virginia Gender: Maschio I am the 3rd oldest of ten, and the older brother of KotorFanMedia/ff.net author Lord Zeuss, who is also known as lzsays on deviantART (I am also the brother of KFM author Triple E, who also has a deviantART account under the name of IndigoWolfe), and I've been practicing writing by means of "graffiti-ing" short novels, namely Hardy Boys Casefiles (or as I like to call them: the Tardy Boys Crapfiles). I actually started writing a number of years ago when I was about 12 (I was reading the Redwall books at the time). Those books were crappy ripoffs that I often left unfinished, but I kept most of them and now my brothers and I point and laugh at them. A few years later, I tried again, but this time my goals were way, WAY too lofty. I attempted to write a full length novel about a third world war. Problem was, I knew practically nothing about military operations, much less what happens when they have to go to war on a moment's notice. If that even EVER happens. So that project failed. Needless to say, I've been on a writing hiatus for several years. This website marks my return to writing. And this time, my goals are a tad more realistic :) Planned projects: Darkness Deep Within (Tin Man): A number of years after the events of 'Tin Man,' Cain starts having nightmares about the day the Longcoats tortured his family, and his inner demons boil to the surface when Zero escapes from prison. Tin Can (Tin Man): A parody of Tin Man The Greatest Apology of All Time (Wrestling): After Edge's humiliating defeat at Summerslam, Vickie Guerrero forces her husband-in-name-only to apologize for cheating on her - and admit that he sucks. | |||||||||
1. A Few Words of ConsolationMickie James is upset about her current losing streak to Beth Phoenix, and I come and help her feel better. Mickie/Me! Oneshot PlatonicWrestling - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Published: 2-25-09 - Mickie J. - Complete2. Tales of A Schmaltzy, Self Centered Old Geezer » reviewsIn a world where nothing makes any sense, Lucian tries to find out why his bitter inexplicable relative, Lord Viktor, refuses to let anyone use the mysterious 'Zurg Room,' but is unprepared for just how bizarre things get. Very, very AU.Underworld - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,759 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-16-08 - Published: 9-9-083. Dawn of the Meta: Abnutzungskrieg » reviewsKOTOR 2 DSM Exile. Through a series of flashbacks, Elazio Darianella reflects on his difficult experiences following the war, and contemplates - and questions - the morality of the Jedi Ways. Ch. 2 not for the squeamishStar Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,795 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-7-08 - Published: 8-13-084. Karaoke Night » reviewsDG and Jeb go for a date in the big city. Particularly in a karaoke bar where strange - and hilarious - things start happening after they arrive. Ch. 2 is now up! R&R, por favor!Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 6-18-08 - DG & Jeb5. One Bright Sunny Day reviewsSomething strange is happening in Finaqua. The King and Queen are dead, but the King was actually napping, and the Queen's ghost appears but is shot dead. Raw is articulate, Zero dances to polka music, and Cain wears a wedding dress. What is going on?Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-08 - Complete6. Orton Hears A Who! reviewsA WWE version of the famous Dr. Seuss book. Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-08 - Complete
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