Name: Christian

Age: 16 3/4ths

Eyes: Ice blue

Gender: Girl. Duh.

Hair: Mahagony/ Dark Brown

Height: Tall, but not too tall

Sign: Libra

About me: You could call me a Goth, but I'm just me. Stereotypes suck. Really they do, so what if I wear a lot of black and am antisocial? All right, maybe I do talk about death and dark stuff alot, BUT I SWEAR I'M SANE!! lol. -sigh- I am who I am, but who I am tends to be a little bit psycho. I guess it was the way I was raised. Just kidding. x-shifty eyes, ahem-x...I WILL RULE THE WORLD!! I hate posers. (I know, random but true) I personally hate Stop-And-Shop. I know, totally random. YOU LOVE ME!!

July 4th, 2009: My friend : "Happy America Day! I'm sending you a pair of George Bush boxers..." Oh, great. AND SHE LIVES IN ENGLAND.

I've been waking up for the past couple of days thinking, damn, junior year. THen off to COLLEGE. Dear world, be afraid... LOL

Favorite Quotes:

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew 5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!

Rush Hour--

Carter: That's why I don't have no partner, that's one thing I learned from my daddy.
Lee: Your father was a policeman?
Carter: Fifteen years LAPD.
Lee: My daddy also a policeman.
Carter: Your daddy was a cop?
Lee: Not a cop, an officer, a legend all over Hong Kong.
Carter: My daddy a legend too all over America. My daddy once arrested fifteen people in one night by himself.
Lee: My daddy arrested 25 by himself.
Carter: ...My daddy once saved five crackheads from a burnin' building, by himself.
Lee: My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hand.
Carter: My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.
Lee: Hey, don't talk about my father.
Carter: Don't talk about my daddy.

Lee: You are a civilian. In Hong Kong, I am Michael Jackson and you are Toto.
James Carter: You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate for dinner last night!

James Carter: Who died, Lee?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu, you!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
James Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?
James Carter: Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth.

during a fight scene with a bunch of Chinese men
James Carter: after accidentally punching Lee Sorry, man!
Lee: Carter!
James Carter: All y'all look alike!

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you are all the same.

"I am a machine, no longer living, just a shell of what I dreamed."-30 Seconds to Mars

"Fallen angels at my feet. Whispered voices at my ear. Death before my eyes, lying next me I fear. She beckons me, shall I give in? Upon my end shall I begin? Forsaking all I've fallen for, I rise to meet the end."-Evanescence

"Automatic, imagine, I believe."-30 Seconds to Mars

"There's no sympathy for the dead."-Escape the Fate

"I saw you look away. Is what you've seen too much to take or are you blind and seeing nothing? I saw you run away. Is what I've done too much too take or are you scared of being nothing?"-Bullet for my Valentine

"I creep up from behind, touch your neck, move down your spine. You take a look and breathe so sharp. Just a matter of time...Don't scream I ask of you, but you let one out so it's time to go."-Bullet for my Valentine (it's so STALKER-ISH! I LOVE IT! lol)

"Too many times I've seen it rip a hole into our friendship. This is how it's been, how it always will be. You think you're above me, but now I'm here to end it. Four words to choke upon. LOOK. AT. ME. NOW!-Bullet for my Valentine

You're so gay and you don't even like boys. You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal. You're so skinny you should really supersize the deal. Secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you. I'm so mean 'cuz I cannot get you out of your head. I'm so angry 'cuz you'd rather Myspace instead. I can't believe I fell in love with someone who wears more makeup than..."-Katy Perry "Ur So Gay"

"Was it a dream? Was it a dream? Is this the only evidence of you and I...in love." 30 Seconds to Mars

"Now talking's just a waste of breath and living's just a waste of death - so why put a new address on the same old loneliness?"

"I am not afraid to keep on living, I am not afraid to walk this world alone."

"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking for my own piece of mind; don't assign me yours."

"And nothing's ever as it seems when all your dreams exist in memories."

"You wrote the book on silent eyes, well I wrote this song to say goodbye."

"My insides are copper, and I'd kill to make them gold."

"And if a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die... and if a ten ton truck kills the both of us, to die by your side well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine."

"Scientists, they couldn't fix me, and I'm so tired of getting out of bed." (LOL--I'm putting this in WOAAY! (when odds are against you) omfg!)

"Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens... a thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins."

“If I gave you pretty enough words, could you paint a picture of us that works?”

"We have seen stranger things in dreams; and fictions are merely frozen dreams, linked images with some semblance of structure. They are not to be trusted, no more than the people who create them."

"I’m sorry for who I am—I never meant to hurt you."

"Today is the day I die. Today is the day when I am finally happy. Today is the day that I say my final goodbyes. Thanks for nothing. I’ll see you in hell."-Me...I think. I don't know, I found this quote at the bottom of a document on my computer. I can't find out who said it, so I just assumed...

"If immortality means to never die, then why am I dying inside?"-LostDecember

"I've never told a lie,
And that makes me a liar,
I've never made a bet,
but we gamble with desire,
I've never lit a match,
With intent to start a fire,
But recently the flames,
Are getting out of control."-I don't know

A student walks up to this kid and reprimands them for sleeping in class and the kid says, "I'm not sleeping I'm fucking Asian!"

"Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart." --Raynor Schein

"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."

"She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face."

"I plan on living forever...so far so good."

"Love your enemies. It makes them so damn mad." --P.D. East

"When someone says 'nothing is impossible' ask them to dribble a football"

"If Barbie is so popular...how come you have to buy her friends?"

I kinda stole these quotes from heliophobic. I don't want to get them angry 'cuz I stole their quotes, so here, heliophobic, I STOLE YOUR QUOTES! don't hate me.

"Omigod! I loved Bernie Mac...Bernie Mac is whack and now he's not coming back!" --Me being stupid at Giant Superstore in Baltimore. Really, death is not something to joke about when it's not your own. Rest in peace, brother.

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

STEREOTYPES SUCK!!

I 'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m an ARTIST, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm an ACTRESS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be a romantic sap who cries over everything.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be weak.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST be wrong.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be smart
I'm an ITALIAN, so I MUST be loud.
I HATE CONFORMITY, so I MUST be a rebellious emo bitch.
I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a loser
I HAVE WEIRD FRIENDS, so I MUST be weird too
I DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE BY WHAT I SEE, so I MUST be blind.
I am IN CHOIR, so I MUST be a "good-girl"
I HAVE BROWN EYES, so I MUST be boring and original
I LIKE GOING TO THE BEACH, so I MUST be a beach bunny whore.

I HATE STEREO-TYPES, SO I MUST BE A LYING LOSER BITCH.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add

FAVE BOOKS:

TWILIGHT SERIES!!--AMAZING!

MAXIMUM RIDE

MEDIATOR SERIES

1-800-WHERE-R-YOU SERIES

VAMPIRE ACADEMY

HAWKSONG

MORGANVILLE VAMPIRE SERIES--although my love for it is fading for it with each new book. X(

GOT FANGS? & CIRCUS OF THE DARNED--omg!

FRUITS' BASKET MANGA

LOVE MONSTER MANGA

RED RIVER MANGA

MORE!!

My Favorite Bands

30 Seconds to Mars

Evanescence

Bullet for my Valentine

Escape the Fate

Atreyu

Cute is What We Aim For

blessthefall

Killswitch Engage

I hate to admit it, but I do like: Fly Leaf--All Around Me (this is my boyfriend and I's song!)

Aiden Rain in Hell Album

Linkin Park

The Used

MORE!! I HEART MUSIC!!

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If you think that Rob Wilkins from 1-800-Where-R-You is a total Grit hottie, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're willing to fight Jessica for his love, add this:@ (It's the face you get when you read the end of the last book.)

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If you've ever had a best friend that you used to do everything with that betrayed you and you're still pissy about it, copy and paste this into your profile. (DAMN YOU! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Hey, if you're reading this, you know who, I WANT MY EFFEN CAR KEYS BACK YOU WHORE! ahem sorry about that... )

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If you've ever saved some one's life accidentally, copy and paste this in your profile. (All right, here's what happened. Ditzy friend walking behind me, blabbering nonstop. I try to walk away. She follows. She follows me to the steep, plentiful stairs. I suddenly break out in a sprint in attempt to get away from her droning voice. She attempts to follow, but trips. Down the stairs she goes. Me, being the amazing, selfless, generous person I am, kept trotting down the stairs. And then at last! The end is in sight but--OOFH! Stupid friend collides with me and sends me slamming to the floor, her on top. It's kinda funny too, because she really probably would have died if I hadn't "pillowed her fall". All she did was sprain her ankle and her wrist. What do you know, I'm a hero! Where's my freaking medal?? )

If you've ever punched yourself in the stomach by accident, copy and paste this in your profile.

LINKS:

This is a pic of Bella in Evanescence My Immortal fic, and I am working on it I promise. One more chapter before I split it up into the 2 diff. stories...yay. (It's really Amy Lee, but details, details):

http://www.evanescence.com/gallery/images/_2.jpg

Max's shirt in Chapter 5. The one that she's wearing during his dream.

http://cgi.ebay.com/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330242175149

Max's Pj's (Set1) -long sleeve David&Goliath

http://sleepwear.tv/dagohemeblpa.htm

WOAAY: (Chapter 7) Christian? Or no? Would this be a good Christian or bad Christian? Take my poll. It's coming, I promise. You'll find out who he is soon enough. (Yes, I know I used my own name. And no, I'm not self-centered. Christian is only my middle name! AND I'M A GIRL! I do think Christian is the sexiest guy name ever though! It really sucks though, having your favorite guy name be your middle name adn you're a GIRL. I swear to God this is my freaking luck. I swear.)

Christian maybe?: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3285/2468372260_043fb7e27e.jpg?v=0

I don't know if the link above is working anymore...I'm so sad. T.T

My Current Projects...

When Odds Are Against You: Max/Fang. I just want some damn reviews!! I'll be updating sometime later this week though. I'm just being stubborn. No reviews, no story. I thank the very few who do review though. Honestly guys, you're amazing. That's the way it works in my book, kids.

Stick it to the Man:

1-800-Where-R-You/Mediator crossover kind of thing. I haven't come up with the entire plot yet, but it's on the tip of my tongue, dammit! I should have this out (ch. 1) after Chapter 8 of WOAAY. I'm doing it from mainly Jess POV and Suze POV, but there will ocassionally be a Jesse POV or a ROB POV.

My Immortal:

Bella/Edward. I've been working on this one FOREVER. I just can't seem to get it right. I've rewritten Chapter Two EIGHT TIMES--and counting! I get confused... Well, I can't say when this one will be ready, but I already have songs for my characters...Oh, and I'm having trouble picking a name for my AU My Immortal one. You're confused? No kidding. So am I.

My Immortal AU:

Bella/Edward. Not the same story as the one above. They're really similar though. I have to work out the kinks...

Hidden Beauty:

Currently in progress! Yay for me! I'm working on it. Jared and Kim imprint story...a little angsty. I'll update soon. Got to get ahold of a computer...

Take Me Away:

A Babe fic. That's right, folks. It's Stephanie Plum and Ranger. This was just an incoherent thought in my head. I have a plot and everything, but I just don't know how exactly to approach it. This one might take a while. I'll keep you posted.

Running Wild:

A Cupcake fic. Mmmhmm. Yeah, I know. How can I have a babe and a cupcake? I don't know. I'm insane I guess. This one is going to be even farther in the future than the Babe fic. This was really, quite literally just a thought. I have an inkling of what it's going to be about, but not much more.

Staying Silent:

A Bella and Edward fic. It's AU. Edward and Bella are best friends since infancy. Edward is deaf. Not cheesy like it might sound. There's a little itty bitty twist in there somewhere. I've been working so hard on this one. I can't get it right! I know a million other stories just like this one, and I want mine to seem...original? I just don't want anyone bitching at me about plagiarism. I'm being really careful not to follow someone else's plot. Damn that amazing Romanticidal Edwardian and her amazing stories! Really, you should check her stuff out. ~~~This should be out relatively soon, I guess.

Freak?:

A Got Fangs? fic. Ben and Fran. Imogen and OC. Soren and OC. I swear to God that this just popped into my head right now. I have to go start writing. This will take a long while...If anyone reading this right now is interesting in finding Got Fangs? fanfictions or starting a community or something like that, PM me. I really think that there should be more fanfic about Ben and Fran. Got Fangs? truly is a great book.

I have a friend on fanfiction. Her name is Brooklynn10. Check her out. She's totally awesome. I formally apologize to her for not responding in a while. Times have been tough. So, Brooklynn, I hope to talk to you soon. We cool? My computer's broken and I'm having some trouble finding people to mooch--I mean, kindly borrow, off of. =(

more later...