--INFO!--

Born- May 30, 1995

Gender- Female xD

From- St.Louis Missouri, USA

Zodiac Sign- Gemini (you best be fearin' the gemini!)

Nationality- Human Being :3

Religion-Catholic (i have an army of molesting priests, dont mess with me)

Fave Books- Twilight, Harry Potter, and Uglies, Speak

fave food: toasted ravioli and seafood :3

fave animal- tiger, saber tooth tiger

fave movie- anything with zombies in it

hobbies: running, hanging out with friends, riding bike, being annoying, talking in class,

texting friends, writing, reading, making fun of nerds (xD jk!), thinkin' 'bout zombies,

listening to music, watching TV, being so smartical, making people laugh

my avatar- thats my dog nate

what gets under my skin- stereotypes (all), sexists (both genders), racism (all), hypocrisy, plagiarism,

Grammar-Nazi's (people who flip out over correct grammar)

WARNING!! : in most of my stories, the events unfold through dialouge, thats just how I've always write,

even in my own stories with my own characters, so just to let you know

--Why I Joined--

I want to see if you people would like my stories

im lame

keeps me from doing drugs with my "bad" friends

i wanted to

i dont have to explain myself!

--Kick Ass Inventions by Me--

Chappie- (noun, chap-e) short for chapter.

the super frown, :C made of a capitol C, and those two dots

the minor frown, :c made of lower case c, and two dots

feel free to use these inventions ;)

--THE SHIT LIST--

no one! (yet)

lets keep it that way!

--Stories and Authors Inspired by TUHPTCO!--

if you wrote your own Twilight/Harry Potter Crack fanfic crossover after reading TUHPTCO, please tell me

the title of your story and your screen name and i will post it right here xD thanks! the -- indicate extra work by the author

Deathly Twilight by Claire Violet Thorpe

--check out her other stories! she has a crap load of 'em xD

Immortal Insanity by FullmetalVampire123

--Part 2: Breaking Face

--will have a Reunion Show of that

--will have an Author Special coming out in November

Almighty crossover of doom by AlIcEtheSUPERassassin (probably wasnt but they used one of the lines in TUHPTCO)

--About ME!--

I am 14 years young, which means I'll be 17 in 2012 (did i do the math right?) when the world is supposedly going to end, im going to go to hell xD il see u there :P. I live in STL, Missouri (which sucks). I like trees, have you hugged a tree today? You better, trees need hugs too. I also have an obsession with zombies, I don't know why, I own practically every zombie movie, zombie's are sexy :3. imma go see Zombie Land xD i DID! it was funneh!!

u do know that i have serious stories out right? that are some what good? and have a plot? b/c some one said that i was the best unprofessional writer since Stephenie Meyer and JK Rowling, and it was on my crack fic T_T im flattered and all, but, its not even a real story so yeahhh...

--STORY STATS!--

Twilight Series

45 Ways to Kill Bella Swan-A list of 45 ways for Bella to die as a human. ON HOLD! :(

The Last Immortal Child-Amerina is the last immortal child. for years she has been in hiding. one day, she escapes and wanders to the Cullen's house and befriends Renemsee. The rest of the Cullen's wonder if they should tun her in. Things get worst when the Denali coven decide to visit. What will happen? DONE! :D Has been added to twilight community, TwilightKids!

Everyone Has a Price-Aro is intent on getting his hands on Renesmee, Edward, and Alice. This time, he wont falter to get them.DONE! :D

A Price to Pay-The Cullen's round up their Vampire Allies to save Renesmee. Some are not in it for the right reasons. But, Renesmee remembers how Bella choose not to save her, so what if Renesmee does not want to be saved?? NEW STORY!! xD

Ouija Board-A Night We Will Never Forget-Bella gets a Ouija Board at a Garage sale, then a string of events happens, and things will never be the same DONE! :D

Uglies Trilogy

(even though there is a fourth book, it sucks, dont read it)

The New Special Army- An evil gang known as Caifus Adel is terrorizing Tally's home city and others as well. They kill and steal for a living. Tally is trying to find their leader Vandali, and on top of it all, some one wants to rebuild the special army. Old Title: Tally Youngblood Meet's Her Match ON HOLD...sort a...

Truth- One day a girl uncovers something no one was supposed to know, now everyone is out to take it from her, and Tally is one of them. ON HOLD! :(..sort of...

Cross Overs

The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight Cross Over!- what happens when the cullen's stumble upon the harry potter world? Pure and total insanity Part 1 of 2 DONE! xD

has been added to community ~Anything Twilight Harry Potter~

The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver EVER!-Harry and Pals are fooled into wining a vacation to Forks, Washington and reunite with the Twilight gang. Snape is addicted to Twitter, Hermione keeps dying, where the hell is Jacob, and WHO IS POKE!? R&R! No Flames, OOCness, Random, Crack fic, Part 2 of 2 (TUHPTCO) NEW STORY! xD

New Stories

The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver! EVER!-look up to the cross over section and then the second story please lookie

A Price to Pay-The Cullen's round up their Vampire Allies to save Renesmee. Some are not in it for the right reasons. But, Renesmee remembers how Bella choose not to save her, so what if Renesmee does not want to be saved?

Projects

The Ultimate Thanksgiving EVER!- The Cullens celebrate Thanksgiving while Harry and Pals are away in London. Poke accidentally stows away and get's lost in London along with Renesmee. Rosalie notices them missing and leaves to get them back while Esme and Alice go overboard with the Pilgrims and Indians Theme. Will be Published ON Thanksgiving Day on TUHPTCOE!

The Freakin' Most Awesome Christmas- No Plot Yet! :(

The Crack-Tastic Poke-a-licious New Year- No Plot Yet! :(

Valentine's Day Special ??

Re-Do's/ Updates

The Last Immortal Child- I'm going to make certain chapters longer and add more details

Everyone Has a Price- going to fix some spelling errors and the fucked up plot

Ouija Board-A Night We Will Never Forget- same as above

--Deleted Crap--

Twilight Series

Lamia/Bella's New BFF- I went back to edit the old crappy story, but i could not think of anything for it, and i was ashamed of the old plot even though it had a few reviews, i hated that story

Our Darkest Hour- It had a good plot line and i really liked it, but no one reviewed it or added to their favorites, and plus it had no visitors so i deleted it

The Denali Coven- Basically same as above, it was going no ware, i think no one cares about them really lol

The Pretenders- i liked it and its plot, but it wasnt that popular, :(

Uglies

Tally Vs. Tally- didn't feel like updating it xD

Maybe Deleted

45 Ways to Kill Bella Swan- I dont feel like updating! T_T ppl u rly need to pressure me to update it if like it b/c i am thinking about nuking this story :D

--Bulletins!--

when you google The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver!, it appears on the search results xD and the first one :D i have made it :3

ppl, if you find a story that is copying TUHPTCO plz let me know, thanks

"The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver!" shall appear on Deviant art as "Harry Potter and The Cullens" Gemini53095, dont panic it isnt an imitator, thats me on deviant art xD im so creative.so if u have a deviant art account, make sure to visit it there!

It shall also appear on LiveJournal w/ the same title hopefully, when I feels like it! :D

this rly mean bitch who likes true blood said i was rly immature and annoying then asked if i was 11, and i said i dont know, do you have to be such a bitch? xD

Oh My Gawd

The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver! EVER!

read it hoe...when it comes out, which is now

so go read it

--I take requests for TUHPTCOEver! just send me a message in a PM

Recently I've been getting allot of flames, they get old after

a while because they all say the same thing...

so i went on the ppl's profile that flamed my stories and saw that they

had stories. And ya know what? TUHPTCO had more

reviews than ALL of theirs combined, and thats

just my one story, not counting my other less-known ones.

are you jealous that my stories are more popular than yours?

Anyway, you can never please everyone,

but to those who say i should just give up, go die, jump off a bridge, stop writing or

the world will end (u wont believe what they told me to go do)

here is a little message to you :

:P

no one cares what you think, as long as people like my stories

and continue to review I will update, no matter what, even if

everyone lost interest and only one person was left,

i'd still update even though only one person likes it.

the day people stop liking my stories is the day I'll stop,

i dont believe in quitting like you

so, shut the hell up and deal with it

:P

I am done now :D

--Extra Rantings (From Other ppl)--

YouTube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo.

I am a dork, but a cool dork.

Fear the Spork!

I have a rocket launcher! Your argument is invalid!

I'm so special they gave me a jacket to hug myself!

I molested myself last night. I said no, but I knew I wanted it.

No Drama! Violators Will Be Bitch Slapped

We're dorkier than a box full of nerds

courtesy from S.S.H.U.'s profile:

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

roses are red

violets are blue

god made me pretty

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU

copy and past into ur profile if you hate someone and want to tell it to their face

taken off of SasuSaku Forever and Ever's Profile:

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

-when i was born i was yellow xD

"The manager accepts the status quo; the leader challenges it." -Warren Bennis

"Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless..." -John Ruskin

"If someone in your life talked to you the way you talk to yourself, you would have left them long ago." -Carla Gordon

"In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons." -Croesus

"Extraordinary can come from the Ordinary." -Unknown

"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world."-Archimedes

"Science explains how, religion explains why." -Unknown

--Extra, Extra Rants! Made by me xD--

u know what i hate? dumb asses that flame stories for no good reason. i wonder

what happened to them to make them so bitter and jealous at the world, they

have to drag down a good story just because they want attention, everyone is

entitled to their own opinions, but ever herd of "If you don't have anything nice

to say, don't say anything at all?"

The sky is blue all the time! even when its raining! :O omg..maybe i am a drug addict...