So many of you are probably wondering why I chose the name "The Dramatic Sneeze"... And to put it simply... I am a dramatic sneezer.

We've all heard 'em before. Y'know... the sneezes that sound like the result of someones brain blowing up? Yeah, that is my sneeze. And there are so many different kinds too. You have the banshee sneeze: "AH-FREHH!" (A.K.A: The Nasty Wet Sneeze). The Ultrasonic Sneeze: "AH...CHYEW!" and the "CHYEW" sounds like a squeak made by those of the underworld, hence the name... And finally... we have the no-other-way-too-put-it... Opera Sneeze: "AH-CHYEOOOOOO!!" And than the OOO sounds like they are trying out for an epic-fail American Idol. And that is the story of the sneeze.

"'For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.'" ~Jeremiah 29:11

Hmm... Did you smell that? I think its the pungent stench of randomness!!

Yeah, so now I am basically just wasting profile space and having fun doing so... Yeah... So how are you doing today? Are you doing great? Are you doing lovely? Are you fo-shizz? I don't know why I put two "Z"'s there. Is it spelled with two Z's or just one? Well, now it is two... Why? Because I'm too cool for one Z.

Ever wonder why you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway? It's deep stuff, dude...

Ooooooh, Barracuda!

I was watching this thing the other day and it said that if you are ever stranded in the wild it is okay to drink your own pee a certain amount of times before it goes bad... Well wouldnt it be pretty bad the first time? I don't think it would be too nice to drink my pee, and lets face it... It's downright wierd... And coming from me, thats saying something.

The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! Why don't I know any Muhammad's? If Muhammad is so popular I should know a Muhammad! I know a Rajeep... Hes Swedish!

I wonder if kiwi's have feelings too. I mean plants are technically alive so why not? Well... wait, is the kiwi part of the actual plant after it is picked? (I have no idea what a kiwi grows on... Is there a kiwi tree? If so I want one.)

I lost the game again!

Ever try not thinking? It's pretty impossible... because than when you try to not think all you can think whilst trying to not think about is not thinking and you are really thinking about not thinking about thinking and if you try to not think you will see that not thinking is not something you can do because not thinking is really just thinking about not thinking which is still thinking.

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

IT'S THE FI-NAL COUNT-DOWN!!

"Sing to him a new song; play skillfully, and shout for joy" ~Psalms 33:3

Lets get down to Business...

Favorite pairings:

Jack Sparrow/Anamaria

Jack Sparrow/Elizabeth Swann

Nick/Kira

Co-Writing:

I am open to co-writing for the following categories...

Pirates of the Caribbean

The Legend of Zelda

Co-Writing perforations: Angst, horror, adventure, drama, romance associated with the above pairings, occasional humor, etc. I will do others as well but these are my favorites!

If you are interested: PM me with your ideas or preforations and I will get back to you within 48 hours if possible. (Don't I sound official?!)

What I love to read and write: Fight/battle scenes, gory and/or bloody scenes, torture , romance, family scenes.

What I will not to read and write: Slash, Lemon, femmeslash, incest.

My current muse: NOTHING!! Someone reccomend something!!

(Whatever my current muse is at the moment is the topic that I will be most willing to write about right now! Not to say I will refuse all others, but this is almost a guarentee!)

Note: Chances are that I will soon be re-gaining my Pirates of the Caribbean muse, because there is such low amount of Push fanfictions to keep me entertained... This makes me very sad, because Push was an amazing movie!

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AHHHHH!! Sorry, I had to get your attention somehow... But anyway! I am currently co-writing a story with the amazing PeetaMellarkLove! The story is on their profile, so feel free to take a look. You will have a blasty blast reading it. 8D

"God did not give me a spirit of fear, but of power, love and a sound mind." ~2 Timothy 1:7

Thank You for Flying Air Sneezy! (No, not the dwarf.)