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Author has written 21 stories for High School Musical, Life With Derek, Harry Potter, Twilight, Cats, Lord of the Rings, Bye Bye Birdie, Merlin, Movie X-overs, and Halloweentown.
Hiya! Hmmm... What's this blank space for? Oh... right. It's space for me to blabble on and on about me~! And what better topic is there to talk about?! No, I'm not hot-headed. I just thought you might like to know a wee bit about the crazy-dorky author behind the mostly horrendous fiction on this account. Yikes! Cuz usually... I'm not important or no one cares. Okay... what to write... O_o’ Never thought I'd say that, since I write all the time...
I'm also on fictionpress under the same name – in case anyone’s interested in reading about all my lovely OCs. As you can pretty much tell, writing is my obsession… and my life… as is art, which is why I also have a deviantart account under the name of – a fantastic gallery where you can find illustrations and more information about my darling OCs.
I’m also very passionate about music… and I have athat I share with my cousin Ite, but the only video that’s been uploaded has been oddly enough banned in all countries (as far as I know) even though it consists of a cartoon cover art I drew and a mix of songs from my computer. O_o’ Nothing suspicious about that, right?
In case anyone was concerned (and I know you weren’t), I’ve made friends! =D
If you've met your not-blood-related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (And she's my best friend!)
Everyone has a twin out there who is exactly like them in so many ways, whether it happens to be the same point of view or the way you talk, walk, or see things in life. Even if you haven't found them yet, your twin is out there probably looking for you, too. And if you stop looking, they might come to you. If you have found your twin (and I have), copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Girly 411
In case you were wondering what that was all about, I've found my twin right here on this very website. My writing twin sister and Twin Sis for life! bangelluvforever and I are practically writing twin sisters and of course twins in everything we do. We see things the same way, so yeah... You have a problem with her? You come here and take it up with me... cuz you evidently have a problem with me as well. So, yeah... just looking out for my fav person! Plz check out her profile and fics and such and be nice! She's so talented and really brilliant, so play fairly and no one has to get hurt (not a threat, just a simple fact of life)!
bangelluvforever is as mentioned, my twin sister for life! This is our song. sung by Lucas Grabeel during the Fox and the Hound 2 credits. Love you loads, Jess!
This one isfrom Fox and the Hound... amazing song... and one of the many themes of Magicath (see fictionpress for details).
girlpower8900 and I also have a song. by Taylor Swift. Love you, too, Maria
K... Just a quick little note about my best buds from my high school (alma mater) who happen to be on this site: DarkRose117 (MK, the… well, we don't quite know what she is, but she’s still super amazing), DancingDork (Squeaky… yeah, she’s a witch who just loves to dance), ClumsyBird92 (Cae, the cutest and funniest vampire I have ever met to date), TheBadassRoza (Vampp, the kickass vampire of our generation), clickytheclickster2.0 (Emelia, my part druid partner in crime), and IrisandScones (Lizzy, the good witch)! They are, again, some of my best buds. The other ones either have accounts on this site and won't tell me or they don't have accounts and I'll have to convince them to make an account (cuz I know they read the fics here)!
And here are some other very special people I know on this site: Drama Queen And You Know It (Jen, also known as Forever Jen x), The Vampire's Vixen, bananasplit15, Forkz94 (Ray-Ray), LarcSakurai, MagicByMerlin (Gem), RoryAceHayden147, scientia-potentia-est (Lexi), ShadowAngel1996 (Shadow), SuperSayianGohan (my big bro, Judey)
So, yeah, check out their profiles and please read all of our fics!
Well – not that you care – here are the basics about me:
PenName: Girly 411 (doesn't it remind you of the Disney 411 commercials? It was totally accidental... sort of)
Country in which I dwell: US (might explain a few things... or not. But you can kinda tell where I am by looking at the thing on the top of this page that says location =D)
Eye color: They switch between brown and green... depending on my mood and the surrounding light.
Hair color: Pink with purple bangs (though I've always wanted to be blonde - I think it would be very cool with my really creepy pale Scottish skin).
For those who didn’t know: I accept anonymous reviews… because I’m aware of the slight possibility that someone without an account on this site might be reading my work. And I definitely know that there are times when people who do have accounts are too lazy to sign in. XD So, you needn’t feel shy about leaving me feedbackbecause I’m not the type of person to bite someone’s head off for giving an opinion I asked for. I promise. *crosses heart*
Fandoms I like to parody and make fun of:
~ Here’s a shocker: the Twilight series. (See “A New Beginning”...) My colleagues got me interested in the series and I hate most all the characters except a few vampires, JakeyBoo, and Sethy-pie, but I absolutely loath Edward and Bella...
~ There are probably more, but I haven't exactly gotten around to parodying them yet. =/
Favorite Movie: Some Like It Hot (It’s an excellent classic movie about two guys who dons skirts to escape the mafia)
Favorite TV Shows:Criminal Minds, Merlin, The Big Bang Theory, MAD (occasionally), most of what’s on BBC, Hetalia, nostalgic cartoons
Favorite Books: The Outsiders, Mimus, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, most magic-related/fantasy/fiction books
My All-time Favorite Play: Call me crazy, but I just love A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare. The production I went to see in Hartford, CT (in 2008, I think) was just amazing! The crew there at Hartford Stage was just– There are no words for how great it was! I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe! I mean, could somebody actually sue if someone dropped dead from lack of oxygen?! That was the best thing I've ever seen! So HILARIOUS! Okay, so I'd suggest you all go see it. But it was kinda one of the last days it was playing, so I don't know how different it would be anywhere else with any other cast, but it was just so flipping FUNNY! I loved the characters of Bottom (OH MY GOODNESS!), Demetrius (EEK!), Hermia (Woof woof! AWOO!), and most of the country bumpkins (FUNNY!). Puck kinda scared me (shivers) even though he was pretty funny. And the fairies were all scary like the type of Indians you usually see in movies (no offense to the Indians) – these folks were just creepy scary. But they ruled when the girls took down the guys (again no offense to the guys). Over all, this was a really awesome play! You gotta see it!
Favorite Musicians: Billy Joel and Elton John were my childhood idols and they still remain my idols today: Billy Joel’s Piano Man inspired me to take piano lessons and Elton John’s Bitter Fingers was one of my favorites. I just love their work!
Favorite Mythical Creature: Werewolf!! (That's me! Ooooowwwww!! Luvs 'em!)
I am a writer: You know you're a writer if...
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself while talking to somebody else. Me in a nutshell… My mom gave me a funny look when she overheard me talking to myself in a British pirate voice. O_o’
You'll check your email every day for a week, then disappear off the Earth. *is about to deny it… closes mouth… sighs* Yes…
Your emails tend to be incredibly long and very random. 99% of the time… Ask anyone I know.
When replying to an email, you never actually address the point. Only if I get bored of the subject, I change it… or ramble.
You never have to get up to find pencils or paper in your room. Heheh… Look around: they’re on my desk, under my bed, on the floor, on the unused sewing machine… in my closet. Take your pick.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. No… I hope they won’t! D8 *looks away and mutters* Not that I need to see them to type…
You constantly talk about yourself in third person, whether past or present. Erm. When I bring out my alter-ego… Does that count?
You start thinking about making lists like this and giggle for no "apparent" reason. Hrmm… *raises hand and smirks* Guilty as charged.
People stopped looking at you funny for no reason a loooooooooooooong time ago. They did? *hasn’t noticed* Everyone looks at me funny, but that’s cuz I sit/stand there with a notebook and watch them – one of the many things my English teacher makes me do for writing assignments. *feels like a stalker*
You describe everyday situations in your head as if they were in a book. Ah… yeah… in my narrator voice.
You laugh at completely random/inappropriate times just because of something you read the day before. All the time…
You talk/yell/laugh/cry at your books. It gets personal, okay?!
You get mad when your teacher or an author has a typo. YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! *hisses* It bugs me… but I appreciate that no one’s perfect (I’m not). *is a grammar nazi*
You write in class when you get a great idea. I won’t try to deny it…
You write on your hand to remember story ideas. If I was that type of person to draw on my skin, then yeah… but I always have scrap paper, so… *shrug*
When you get an idea for a story, you become more excited than a kid on Christmas morning. YUSH!!!! 8D I squee and jump up and down and squee and skip around the house and squee and drive my bros insane… and squee! XD
As for fanfics: I will review for every single chapter... which I hope you will do for me! Because it’s only fair to review for something that you’re reading – the author worked really hard on it and deserves to get some form of feedback. So, do your part to spread the love and try to take a professional stance to everyone’s writing, okay? Be respectful, honest, and polite. Try to point out what you liked and what you didn’t like. Flamers (“destructive criticism”) are haters and there’s no place for them on here, since they only act out as trolls to make themselves feel better about their individual persons.
With that said, I have only one favor to ask of you (and I never ask much of anyone):
If you decide to leave me flames, please be considerate and explain as kindly as possible whyyou were displeased with the story and specify what displeased you. I’m not a mind-reader, so I’d like to hear a respectable reason from you other than some form of “this story sucks, go to hell, you hack”. It would be nice to know whyyou think the story “sucks” or what areas of it are particularly lacking so I can improve my writing. Alright? Does that sound reasonable to everyone? I think that’s a pretty respectable request. So, in short, be respectably detailed in your critique and absolutely no name-calling. If you have nothing nice to say, then I’d prefer you don’t say anything at all, so if you can’t find it in yourself to keep the nasty words to yourself, then you don’t have to speak with me and you can move on with your life. I take a professional stance to my writing and to others’ and I’d appreciate it if you’d do the same. Thank you.
On a side note, I’d also appreciate it if you’d explain what parts you liked about the story so I’ll know what I’m doing right. XD That is… if any of you decide to leave positive feedback. So, if you choose to, do leave me a little more than something along the lines of “great story, update soon”. Be specific because I’d like to be able to keep the favorable parts of the story shining brightly. Alright? Thanks for understanding.
Hey, I want you to meet my personality people (they're really nice, but annoying):
I obey the voices in my head. They don't like you. Heheheh...
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm not talking to myself; I'm talking to the annoying people who are in my head.
Fair warning: I am eccentric (to an extent)! Alright, first thing's first: I am a crazed fan of many things. Next up: I would like to introduce you to the very annoying voices inside me head. Okay, not all of them have a reason for existing, but most of them do. This is why I am eccentric. And they will pop up in many of my stories… but mostly on fictionpress.
Here they are...
Zeena Cynissa: She has shoulder-length dark brown hair, tan skin, and often wears clothes the color of electric silver. She is in here because she is the smart part of my personality, which I don't use very much. Which would explain why she's always a bit mad at me. I mean, she is my common sense. Though maybe I should be mad at her, since she goes on vacation so much… which would also explain the tan.
Cleo Katreah: She has waist-length blonde hair, pale skin, and likes to wear black sleeveless tops and black miniskirts. She's the very... sensitive and emotional... part of my personality, which would explain my very random mood swings. She cries a lot and is a bit love sick or perhaps the correct term is sick of love. Lately, she's been a bit angry at the world. But who can blame her? I mean, the world seems to hate me (not necessarily the people, just the world in general).
Jade Stellar: She has waist-length black hair, very light skin, and, well, what more can I say? She's the creative part of my personality. She creates all of her dazzling outfits. She likes to wear sparkling gowns of a different variety. I owe her a lot for my creativity in my stories and she would like me to put her in a fic as soon as possible. What can I say? She's a bit pushy when it comes to having her talents recognized.
Denver Zanelle: No, not like the town in Colorado. I mean the part of my personality that is very boyish. And by that, no offense to all of you guys reading this, I mean he sends me all those strange mental images that are sometimes naughty, makes me say horrible things about people, and he's basically my ego (not to say that I'm a guy, cuz I'm most definitely not. Again, no offense, guys). He has short red hair, extremely pale skin, and wears mostly black or dark colors. He gets really cranky and mean with people, so I often tell him to shut up. Oh, and if you couldn’t already guess, his favorite place to hang out is in the gutter.
Lucas Laneel: Sometimes I call him Ryan. He has short blonde hair, pale skin, sparkling blue eyes, and likes to wear a lot of blue. I don't know where he came from, but he recently entered my personality and talks to me a lot. He has a serious crush on me. At least, that's what he told me in one of my dreams. I guess that means that he represents my self-appreciative side? But… I’m not at all a narcissist. If you knew me, you’d attest to that. Maybe that just means he’s the part of my personality that keeps trying to boost my morale on low days… Yeah, that makes more sense.
Haldir: He is quite pale, has long silver(ish)-colored hair, is really tall (well, he's an elf), and wears his elfish assortments of cloaks and such. Anywho, I don't know why he came to me. Maybe he was looking for some company, but he and Lucas fight a lot just to annoy me because it's fun. Anywho... Haldir's given me some very uncomfortable dreams about certain (unexplainable) things and I suppose that makes him the part of my personality that likes to bother me to no end (but I wouldn’t go so far as to call it self- depreciation). Oh, and right now he’s thinking “WTF?” while reading this over my shoulder.
The tragic start of my Cloean Dictionary:
Words I've invented/reinvented (which you may only steal if you ask me first and give me the credit)/reinvented and their definitions (cuz I'm cool like that):
Fluffle: to fluff/ruffle the hair on someone's head
Fuffy: fluffy without the 'l'. In other words, it means fluffy. (and I came up with it!)
Blabble: a cool combination of blabber and babble
Anywho(se): a substitute for the boring everyday word anyway (I might not have completely invented it, I just brought it back from the batch of dead vocabulary)
Hiya: it means hi, or hey, or hello, or... (You get the point. It's a friendly greeting.)
Disgursting: cool combo of the words disgusting and disturbing. (You know you're jealous of my outstanding smartitude!)
Hash(es): (Not that I invented this word, but I just came up with another meaning for it since there are really 3 or something like that) another word for hashbrown(s). For those of you who don't know what those are, they are a very tasty fried minced potato patty. (They sell them at McDonald's!)
Kabackle: a noise combo of a kaboom and a crackle made especially to describe fireworks! (I had a lot of free time during the 4th of July one year when I was visiting...)
Confuddled/Confoodled/Confoozled/Confuzzled: confused (it sounds cooler. Ya know you wanta admit it, right? RIGHT?)
Bubblely: this word derives from a misspelling of the word bubbly (credit for that goes to my cousin)
Adorabibble: adorable (my cousinand I first used that word in our unaired Miss Galaxy pageant)
Fnazeldorf: it functions similarly to supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (which actually made it into the spell-check surprisingly enough), it also can be used in place of pizzazz, and it is also the name of the hidden treasure of Gum World in the unaired webshow mentioned at the beginning of my fictionpress profile (my cousin and I came up with that by rolling the Cranium dice)
Depress-ed: (pronounced the way it’s written) this is the pronunciation of the word depressed that I began using in high school to describe the overwhelming feeling of sadness not directly related to depression, yet far more serious than the normal lack of motivation and happiness in one’s life
(Quick note: these words might pop up in anything I write. I will usually supply a definition or explanation right there, but if I don't... it's obviously right here on my profile!)
My favorite words (I mean, come on! Everyone has a favorite word, am I right? You know I am!):
seriously, technically, actually, cute, bubbly/“bubblely”, wiggly, awkward, funny, really, suspicious, random, phraseology, noodles, ravioli, apparently, pink, exac-a-tac-ally, adorable/“adorabibble”, fantastic, fabulous, wonderful, and any word I invent(ed)!
Things I've been hit with at least once in my life (or continuously, but hey... who's counting?):
Basketballs (I can still feel the pain), Frisbees (one took off part of my eyebrow), tennis balls (courtesy of a certain second grade class), baseballs (I love baseball), crochet balls (those things really hurt), field hockey balls (yes... I played field hockey for a year), footballs (that wasn't my fault), badminton birdies (I have really bad hand-eye coordination... sometimes), pickle balls (also known as waffle balls), dodge balls (no duh!), volleyballs (gym class), jump ropes (no comment), coos balls (those squishy soft balls that are so fun to play with, but hurt when you're playing dodge ball with them... especially if you're the only one left on your team and the other's fully loaded), rubber bouncy balls (again... my brothers), hackie sacks (no comment necessary), soccer balls (they purposely try to trip you), bowling balls (I blame bad karma! Don't laugh at me... I have no comment further than that), air hockey pucks (they really move fast), kick balls (I tripped over one while attempting to kick it), yo-yos (now, that's a funny story... “walk the dog” is a hard trick to accomplish when the “dog” returns to smack you in the forehead), golf clubs (courtesy of my youngest brother), floor hockey stick (in the face!), my many colleagues (such as the ones on this site like TheBadassRoza, Luthien Saralonde, and ClumsyBird92), etc (as there might be more I haven't mentioned, but do you really want to know about all that?)...
Standards for being a Beaver Buddy:
are not afraid to run away from danger, have done a couple of really stupid things which you look back at and laugh, laugh at yourself, believe furry animals with huge teeth rule, are quick to do something other people think is crazy, are fun to be around, are self-confident in what you do, are supportive of everyone around you
Fav Quotes (cuz quotes are cool!):
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." ~ Adam Savage of Mythbusters (which is a really cool show where the main goal is to blow something up every episode)
"Give me a firm place to stand and I will move the earth." ~Archimedes (I got this one off a calendar)
"In the book of life the answers aren't in the back." ~Charlie Brown of The Peanuts (who doesn't love the Peanuts?)
"If at first you don't succeed ask a girl for help." ~Unknown (my personal fav... no offense, guys)
"I'm surrounded by idiots." ~Scar from The Lion King (love that Disney movie!)
Calendar of Quotes:
Jan: "No one has the right to sit down and feel helpless. There is too much work to do." ~Dorothy Day
Feb: "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn around three times before lying down." ~Robert Benchley (I love this one!)
Mar: "We must be the change we wish to see." ~Mahatma Gandhi
Apr: "Some things you must always be unable to bear - injustice and outrage and dishonor and shame - just refuse to bear them." ~William Faulkner
May: "Can I see another's woe, and not be in sorrow too? Can I see another's grief, and not seek for kind relief?" ~William Blake
Jun: "We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics." ~Bill Vaughan (now isn't that a funny one? I love it!)
Jul: "The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose." ~Helda Bejar
Aug: "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~Bernard Meltzer (this one is really sweet... and funny! It makes me cry... and laugh!)
Sept: "Nothing is so strong as gentleness; nothing so gentle as real strength." ~St. Francis de Salles
Oct: "Horses make a landscape look beautiful." ~Alice Walker (ain't that the truth)
Nov: "Time spent with cats is never wasted." ~Sidonie Gabrielle Colette (I love this one... and so does one of my friends... you know, the cat)
Dec: "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." ~Dave Barry (okay... who doesn't like that one? Cuz that... is hilarious... and so true!)
"I always wish life could be a musical. One person just says 5, 6, 7, 8." (personal fav)
"I don't care about money or fame or anything like that, but it would be a perk." (booyaa!)
"I dislike math, yet I respect and appreciate the fact that math is the language of the universe." (again... but with more umph... Booyaa!)
"Success is the most important thing to many. To me, it's just a bonus." (Aw... so sweet, right?)
Special Important Notes:
Hey to all my readers! Anywho... I'm so sorry for not updating in forever! But hey, I'm only human (ha! That makes me laugh) – if I wasn’t, they wouldn’t let me on this bloody site! ;P. I'm still trying my hardest to update way more often, but no promises there. That you may take as a promise. (Heheh. I love it when I quote my own fics to confuse people.)
By the way, I tend to update my profile every now and then and will on occasion update past chapters I've written and fix grammar, formatting, etc...
These notes are why you should check my profile every now and then, so just a little heads up!
I think I owe it to thank Luthien Saralonde (or maybe you all know her as MP/Midget Phantom) for opening my mind's eye by presenting me with the knowledge that this website does exist (though that's the only thing I can thank her for). Of course, if it didn't, I wouldn't be here right now, would I? Well, maybe I would because I am queen of Magicath, where all my best friends are magically enchanted (see fictionpress for details).
A little note from me to you: If you have any comments, suggestions, or random thoughts you need to get off your back (even if it’s just something like “purple!” or “the ground is in the sky!” or even “awkward!”), PM me and I’ll be more than happy to chat. So, I'm here if anyone needs some company (I get bored a lot, so I understand either way). Since there's no way I'm ever giving up fanfiction, there's a good possibility that I'll be here, though I might not respond right away unless you catch me at the right time. I’d even appreciate any random questions you have, not necessarily about writing, but… things just for giggles. ;) Come on, send it to me! Ya know you want to… ;P I’m also quite a good counselor/listener if you need to vent/seek advice. And no worries… I keep everything confidential. *crosses heart* Promise.
10/26/11: Hello again, dear viewers. I write bearing two pieces of news.
First off, anyone who may have made it a habit to occasionally check my profile for anything new might be wondering why it’s so… short. Well, I recently decided that I didn’t want to encourage anyone to stalk me (glares at stalkers – you know who you are) or develop some irrational and unexplainable obsession over me (it’s happened before – again… you know who you are), so… I cut everything out and left in the really random stuff that doesn’t matter. I apologize to anyone who found it interesting, but I rather prefer my safety. Alright? Thanks for understanding.
Second, I have decided that I’m going through all my old stories and rewriting them to make them even better. So, essentially I’m going to do New Year’s “spring cleaning” throughout my entire account! That’s also why my profile was changed so drastically. Sorry, kids… ;) Well, anyway, I hope you’ll go back and give my edited stories a read. You’ll know which ones were edited by the notes at the end of each chapter. Thanks for reading so far!
Alright, alright… You don't need to tell me twice. I'll shut up now. Another thing I find very hard to do. Thank you for reading about me blabbling on and on and on and... You get the point. Please, check out my fanfics. Soon... And give me feedback. That is, unless you don't mind sleeping with your eyes open whenever there's a full moon. Heheh… Of course, I’m just kidding!
I'm not a cannibal. ;)
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