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1. Storm in a Teacup reviews

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 117 - Published: 8-13-12 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

2. At Your Service » reviews

COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 1-19-12 - Published: 1-15-12 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

3. A Serious Attachment reviews

HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 1-5-12 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

4. Sealed with a Kiss reviews

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 184 - Published: 12-26-11 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

5. Bollocks reviews

One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 9-22-11 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

6. Touchstone reviews

Two years after their break up, Harry and Draco meet again under familiar circumstances: Draco is in danger, Harry saves him. SLASH. HPDM. Post-DH. EWE. Flangst.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 9-22-11 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

7. Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain reviews

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 160 - Published: 8-4-11 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

8. Slightly Wrong Destination reviews

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 139 - Published: 1-17-11 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

9. Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day reviews

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 300 - Published: 1-18-10 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

10. The Ties That Bind Us reviews

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 264 - Published: 7-17-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

11. One Harry Potter, Please » reviews

COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 364 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 3-31-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

12. The Small Print reviews

Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 187 - Published: 10-22-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

13. Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? reviews

Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 125 - Published: 9-6-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

14. Taming Potter's Snake reviews

It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 138 - Published: 8-29-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

15. Who Shagged Harry Potter? reviews

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 236 - Published: 8-21-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

16. Reliving Adventures reviews

Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 96 - Published: 8-14-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

17. Claiming » reviews

A vampire claims his mate. This story has no warnings. Let that be your warning. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT. Now with a sequel.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 7-26-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

18. Intense Veela Encounters » reviews

Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 8-7-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

19. Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version reviews

I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 122 - Published: 8-7-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

20. Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap reviews

Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 8-7-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

21. Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy reviews

Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 79 - Published: 8-7-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

22. Two Twits and a Clever Lady reviews

Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 76 - Published: 8-5-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

23. How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight reviews

What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 165 - Published: 7-31-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

24. Gold Isn't Everything, But It Helps reviews

After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 7-26-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

25. Courage reviews

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again. Flangst, Draco Malfoy's character study. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-26-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

26. Draco's Not So Good Day reviews

Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 131 - Published: 7-26-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

27. Of Thwarted Plans reviews

Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 134 - Published: 7-21-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

28. Fear Not for the Future, Weep Not for the Past reviews

Harry reflects on his last year at Hogwarts, frightened that the happiness he had found would be taken away from him. Romance, Flangst. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 7-20-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

29. Topping Draco reviews

Draco must face the fact that Harry's little companions hate him. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 7-20-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

30. Distracting Harry Potter reviews

Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 83 - Published: 7-20-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

31. An Unforeseen Predicament reviews

Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 76 - Published: 7-20-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

32. Seducing Draco Malfoy reviews

The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 100 - Published: 7-14-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

33. The Sad Ramifications of Being a Sparkly Vampire reviews

As all vampires, Draco is afraid of sunlight. Parody. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot. Tongue-in-cheek Twilight references.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-14-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

34. Harry Potter: The Cruel Bastard reviews

Harry is cruel and Draco has had enough. He will make Harry end this. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 7-14-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

35. How to Make Harry Potter Purr reviews

After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 109 - Published: 6-27-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

36. The True Veela Story reviews

Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 181 - Published: 6-27-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

37. Blind reviews

Draco struggles to find his place in the new world, but in order to succeed, he must open his eyes. Flangst. Slut!Draco? An attempt to do a character study of a slut!Draco? HPDM. SLASH.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 6-27-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

38. Reap What You Sow reviews

Harry hunts his prey. Parody. Vampire!Harry. HPDM. SLASH.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 6-27-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

39. Dream reviews

Peter is determined to convince Caspian that his dream is a prediction. Drabble-ish. Oneshot. Peter/Caspian.

Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-08 - Peter Pevensie & Caspian X - Complete

40. Lean ar do chroí reviews

After finding out that he is a veela, Draco Malfoy embarks on a journey of self-discovery. With the help of leprechauns, ghosts, old friends and enemies, will Draco find and follow his guide to his one true love at the end of the rainbow? Slash. HPDM.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-31-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

41. Follow the Dragon reviews

Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 3-31-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

42. Draco Malfoy: A Vampire reviews

Draco Malfoy is a vampire. Harry likes it more than he is willing to admit. This is a dark tale of Draco's vampiric ways. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 3-15-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

43. Being Jessie Carmichael reviews

No matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted. The only problem was — he didn't know what he really wanted. Cute!Draco alert. Hogwarts!fic. FLUFF. EWE. SLASH DMHP

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 3-10-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

44. Losing Control, but Still Fighting reviews

Due to a psychopath on the loose, Draco gets another chance to contemplate Harry Potter's Gryffindor nature, and concludes that Potter needs some saving as well. DMHP. SLASH. Oneshot.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 2-20-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete