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since: 02-14-08, id: 1500445, Profile Updated: 05-21-09
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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter.

"Sirius' life was like a painting. When he was born, the canvas was a masterpiece; bright, colourful and bold. But as his life went on and his mother landed blow upon emotional blow on him, bits of the painting faded to grey. Then when he started Hogwarts, the friendship of James, Remus and Peter had repainted some parts of the painting from grey to brilliant reds and oranges and greens and yellows and pinks. And when he first touched his lips to Remus', the entire painting was splattered with colour, covering everything. It was a new, fresh start. A new, beautiful painting. Remus had made Sirius a masterpiece again."
From the story "RemusSirius 30 Themes" Written by marauders-and-lily-i-love

Hi! Welcome to my profile

Here's some stuff that you might (or might not) want to know about me:

Name: Sarah

Age: Wouldn't you like to know? -evil laughter-

Where I live: On Earth. More specifically Michigan. The Mitten State

Favorite things:

Food(s): Pretty much anything Italian

Book(s): Pleasing the Ghost (It's for, like, 4th oir 5th graders but I love it). Actually, I like to read anything. If it has an interesting plot, I'll read it.

Author(s): Amelia Atwater Rhodes (can't help it, I love vampires), Nicholas Sparks (the books are better than the movies!).

Movie(s): Moulin Rouge (Ewan McGregor-SMEXY), RENT (Great songs), League of Extrordinary Gentlmen (Just cuz), Brother's Grimm (or anything like it), Van Helsing (Wow another vampire), and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (Gary Oldman! Squee!).

Musical(s): RENT, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, Chicago, Avenue Q (WOO Puppets)

Music/Band: Alternative/Punk- Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, and Avril Lavigne. Country- Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley, and Martina McBride. And I love Josh Groban

What I do in my free time (Don't know why you would want to know):

I read. A lot. Right now I'm reading a trilogy. I'm on the very last book! I can't wait to see that happens!

I LOVE Guitar Hero. I'm pretty good, I can play some of the Hard songs, but I'm pretty much stuck on Medium. I got the Nintendo DS version too!

I write/read fanfic. That should be a given, I mean, why else would I be here if I didn't?


Stories I've written

1.) The Dog and the Crumbs: Sirius can't get comfortable in his bed. So, where does he go to? Remus of course. -I might do a 2nd part, not sure yet-

2.) Hungry Hungry Hippos: Lily introduces a new game to the Maruaders. A game that Sirius can't win at. What's a werewolf to do?

3.) Talking Backwards: Snape got mad at Sirius and hit him with a spell that makes him talk backwards. PARC! (Read it Backwards)

4.) Remus' Balls: James and Peter hear a conversation they wish they hadn't. I know, it's not very original.

5.) Special: A short story about how Petunia and Vernon met. Written for Stinkin Sammy Jay.

6.) Grandmother's Friend: Lily Potter (Harry's kid) talks to Severus Snape's portrait about her grandmother. Writtern for Taleitha.

7.) Forget Me Not: Sirius and Remus have secretly been going out for a month. But then Sirius is in an explosion that makes him lose his memory. What's going to happen?

8.) Locked up: Remus and Tonks are locked in a room together. What will develop? Written for SpiceGirls4Ever.

9.) Addicted: Remus comes home from a mission for the Order to find his friend has become addicted to a white powder. Written for lilyannalily.

10.) Eyes: Snape tells Harry that his eyes look just like his mother's. Now, Harry starts to wonder why they're really together. Written for powerhockeygirl.

11.) Cinderemus: A story written for Halloween! Remus is Cinderella, Lily is the Fairy Godmother, and Sirius is the Prince (would I have it any other way?)

12.) Harry Potter OneShots: Marauders: A colection of stories based on different songs. The couples will change, but it's mostly Remus/Sirius (In-progress)

13.) Rain: Remus is sitting out in the rain, thinking about how he ruined his life.

14.) The Fangirl's Revenge: A crack!fic co-written with pixie on another site.

15.) My Angel: An AU. Sirius is an Angel and he falls in love with a man that's going to die soon. (In-progress)

16.) Love, Mr. Anonymous: Remus gets a bunch of gifts from a Mr. Anonymous, and now he's on a scavenger hunt to find the others.


Ships I sail:
Harry Potter:
~Remus/Sirius
~James/Lily
~Harry/Draco
~Hermione/Ron
~Hermione/Pansy

Kingdom Hearts:
~Axel/Roxas
~Demyx/Xigbar
~Demyx/Zexion
~Axel/Demyx
~Marluxia/Vexen
~Zexion/Lexaeus
~Sora/Riku

Naruto:
~Naruto/Sasuke
~Sakura/Rock Lee
~Kakashi/Iruka

Ships I sink (or sail away from):
Harry Potter:
~Fred/George
~Sirius/Anyone (besides Remus)
~Anyone one from the Mauraders time/Anyone from Harry's time
(Sorry, it's the age thing)

Kingdom Hearts:
~Sora/Kairi
~Roxas/Namine (made NO sense)
~Larxene/Namine

Naruto:
~Naruto/Sakura
~Sasuke/Sakura


Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
What would give you that idea?

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
-blushes- Yes

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Some? If I try...

What’s Hermione’s?
Oh oh! It's Jean!

What’s Ron’s?
??

What’s Harry’s?
James (After his daddy)

What’s Ginny’s?
??

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Yup!

Read All The Books?
;; Stopped after Sirius died...

What Do You Think Of JKR?
I think she's been kidnapped and her evil twin sister wrote the last two books...

Favorites

Weasley?
George!

Character overall?
Remus!

Female Character?
Molly Weasley!

Male Charcter?
Remus!

Group Of Characters?
Marauders -huggles them-

Adult?
Look at Character, Overal

Professor?
Dada: Remus
Potions: Snape

Ship?
Moonstar! (Remus/Sirius)

Spell?
Silencio

Sweet?
Honeydukes Chocolate

Place?
Hogwarts

Weasley Twin?
Check out fav Weasley

Product?
Extendable Ears

Shop?
WWW's

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Ginny

Character, Overall?
Umbridge

Female?
Tonks after book 5 (Siriusly?)

Male?
Peter Petigrew

Adult?
Fudge

Student?
Pansy

Spell?
Crusio

Book?
PoA

Ship?
Cross-Gen

Sweet?
Cocroch Clusters

Death Eater?
Belletrix! (Bitch killed Sirius!)

Shop?
Madame Puddifoot's

Place?
Dungeons...

Professor?
Q-Q-Quirrell

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?
One of my favorite canon couples.

Harry/Hermione?
I guess...

Harry/Ginny?
Okay...she looks like his mom...EWW!

Harry/Luna?
I've read a fic and they were cute.

Harry/Pansy?
No thank you.

Ron/Lavander?
Nope

Ron/Luna?
I've never read that one...

Ron/Pansy?
Only if it's Draco/Harry and Hermione/Blaise. Then and only then.

Ron/Fleur?
I liked his little (Veela-induced) crush on her

Hermione/Krum?
Cute! I don't know why though...

Hermione/Draco?
I used to read this couple actually...Still kinda like it.

Hermione/FredORGeorge?
I actually read a fic where it was Fred/Hermione/George...

James/Lily?
My second fav canon pairing (Right after Remus/Sirius)

Lily/Snape?
Cute

Lily/Sirius?
-laughs hysterically-
Wait...I've actually read a fic where they pretended to go out to freak out James and Remus cause they were pretending to go out to get Sirius to admit his feelings for Remus.

Lily/Lupin?
Only as friends.

Tonks/Lupin?
NO! NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!Unless you're talking about a Teddy/James fic cause then that actually has to happen so they fall in love...

Draco/Pansy?
Meh...

Fred/Angelina?
Canon

Bill/Fleur?
Canon

Harry/Cho?
She was using him! That bitch!

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
Harry

Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione

Neville or Seamus?
Neville

Snape or Slughorn?
Snape

Fred Or George?
George

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Hermione/Krum

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Fire Wiskey!!

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
WWW

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
The Three broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts (cause you can sneak to Hogsmeade)

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Hogsmeade

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
daily prophet

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Urgh...Rita Skeeter...

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?
Not for Harry Potter...

Ever cried while reading one of the books?Yus! When Sirius dies!

A Movie?
Yus! Everytime I see the fifth movie!

Books or Movies?
Books (More detail)

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
-blushes- Maybe...

Been To A Fansite?
What do you call this thing? Hmm?

Been to JKR’s Site?
No

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
No

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Yus

What was it?
Sirius was going to come back and Remus wasn't really dead. They go off and lived happily ever after! (Or would this be a dream?)

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
I used to but now I don't

Did it/ Does it work?
It used to. But then I started daydreaming about Remus/Sirius...

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Nope

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
O.O Not until now...

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Psh...No...But I made sure it was right just now...

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Huh...You're right...

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Nope

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Did you see my comment about Harry/Ginny?

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
Not that...but Harry fell for someone just like his mom! Oedipus complex much?

Do you know what fanfiction is?
No, would you like to explain it to me? -sarcasm-

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Again...what's this site all about?

Do you read fanfiction?
-getting bored of question-

If so, do you like it?
Nope, I just obess over this and everyone other site like it cause I like the colors...

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
A few...

What site?
Siriusly started to HATE this question! Look where I am!

Do you write fanfiction?
Can't help it

Do you like to write fanfiction?
If I didn't, why would I?

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Yup!

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Movies, books, some posters.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Not me, but I know someone who does.

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
I wish!

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Um...no one ever compares me to any of them. But I have hair kinda like Hermione.

Do You Agree With This?
-looks at hair- Yup

What Are They?
Human?

Do you object to being Called By them?
Not really

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Friends: Yes Family: Not really x3

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
I actually do!

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
-at church setting up classroom for kids-
Me: Are you serious?
Sister: No. I'm Remus.
Me: -looks at her- -smiles- -walks over and hugs- I love you so much!
Sister: Gah! Get her off of me!
Me: -looks at her again- Where's Sirius?
Sister: -still trying to get free-

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
-nods- You should see my notebook. So many ideas!

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Duh!

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
-blushes- I was kinda hoping that I would get my letter...when I was 16

Have you re-read the books?
The first couple

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
No

Have You Had An RP Party?
No

Do You Want To?
Meh...

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
No?

Have You Ever Wrote One?
Nope

Do You Want To?
-kinda planning on it- Psh...No...

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
Not me

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Probably not...

Are You Going To Write One?
-still thinking about it- Psh...no...

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
You mean the question? Yus!

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
Not really...


I was born on the day of Vexen
In the month of Axel
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Axel, Demyx
And I'm Luxord + Demyx years old. You could also say that I'm Roxas + Zexion years old. Or Axel + Marluxia years old. Many more.
My favorite number is RoxasXaldin or ZexionDemyx
But my lucky number is Zexion

If you get it, put your own on your profile!

I. Xemnas:
( )You are the leader most of the time.
( )You like black.
(X)You wished/wish you were someone else.
( )You don't listen to others.
(X)You like doing research.
Total: 2

II. Xigbar:
(X)You have bad eyesight. (as long as I have my contacts I can spot ANYTHING! Small movement... read that sign 20 ft away... ect...)
( )You like throwing things at others when angry.
(X)You wish you were able to teleport.
(X)You wear your hair in a ponytail.
( )You have/wish you had a gun
TOTAL: 3

III. Xaldin
(X)You like windy days.
( )You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
(X)You like dragons.
( )You have/like dreadlocks.
( )You tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 2

IV. Vexen
( )You are disrespected by the young ones.
( )Someone has already considered you a traitor.
(X)You are the oldest of your group.
(X)You like experiments
( )You like cold days.
TOTAL: 2

V. Lexaeus
( )You are not very talkative.
(X)You like brain games.
( )People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
( )You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
( )You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 1

VI. Zexion
(X)You love reading.
(X)You are not very sociable.
(X)You are one of the shortest of your group.
(X)You have a very sensible nose.
( )You like to elude others.
TOTAL: 4

VII. Saïx
(X)You have double-personality issues
( )You are more active during night rather than day.
(X)You like wolves.
(X)Your superior trusts you.
( )You have a scar on your face.
TOTAL: 3

VIII. Axel
(X)You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
(X)You care deeply for your best friends.
( )You are a two-faced when you need to.
(X)You don't like when people don't remember your name.
( ) You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 3

IX. Demyx
(X)You like music.
( )You know how to play a guitar.
(X)You like rainy days.
(X)You like swimming.
(X)You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 4

X. Luxord
(X)You like playing cards.
( )You like to gamble.
( )Your favorite color is gold.
( )You have stolen money from others.
( )You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL: 1

XI. Marluxia
( )You like pink.
(X)You like flowers.
( )You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
( )You were betrayed by someone.
( )You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 1

XII. Larxene
( )You're the only female in your group.
(X)You like storms.
( )You're pretty agile.
( )You like to mock others.
(X)You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL: 2

XIII. Roxas
(X)You love ice cream.
( )You are the youngest of your group.
( )You think people are hiding something from you.
( )You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
(X)You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 2

OMG! I'm Zemyx! ~ZexionXDemyx~


1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

That's all I can think of saying so...bye!! :3


Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. My Angel » reviews
AU Sirius is an angel. It's his job to take souls up to heaven when they die. What'll happen when he starts to fall in love with one of them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,853 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 6-15-09 - Published: 1-7-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L.
2. To the One That I Love reviews
xX-One Shot-Xx It's Remus' 49th birthday and he finds a letter written by a certain someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-10-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
3. Love, Mr Anonymous reviews
xX-One shot-Xx "Congratulations! You found the first present! To enjoy the rest of your wonderful gifts, you must find them." Remus gets a bunch of gifts from a Mr. Anonymous, and now he's on a scavenger hunt to find the others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-14-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
4. The Fangilr's Revenge reviews
xX-One shot-Xx A crack!fic about James and his sexuality. James sees his wife reading something on the computer and wants to see what it is. Too many couples to mention.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-8-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
5. Harry Potter OneShots: Marauders » reviews
Basically what the title says. A collection of stories based on different songs. The couple will change from story to story, but most of them will be Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,583 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-24-08 - Published: 11-4-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
6. Rain reviews
xX-One shot-Xx Remus is sitting out in the rain, thinking about how he ruined his life. Rated for suicidal ponderings, misery, and a tad bit o' romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-14-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
7. Cinderemus » reviews
xX-Two shot-Xx It's Halloween! And James, Sirius, and Peter are throwing a party! Remus says he's to busy to go, but what happens when he finds out that he's no longer busy? Basically a Marauders version of Cinderella.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 10-29-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
8. Forget Me Not » reviews
Sirius has secretly been going out with Remus for a month and everyone's noticed. What will happen when Sirius loses his memory? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,879 - Reviews: 223 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 9-5-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
9. Eyes reviews
xX-One shotXx Snape says that Harry has eyes just like his mother. Harry starts to wonder why they're actually together. Written for powerhockeygirl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-28-08 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
10. Addicted reviews
xX-One shot-Xx Remus comes home from a mission for the Order to find Sirius addicted to some white powder. Written for lilyannalily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-27-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
11. Locked Up reviews
xX-One shot-Xx Remus and Tonks are locked in a room alone together. Written for SpiceGirls4Ever
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-12-08 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete
12. Grandmother's Friend reviews
xX-One shot-Xx What happens when Severus Snape talks to Lily Evans grandaughter? Written for Taleitha.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-7-08 - Lily Luna P. & Severus S. - Complete
13. Special reviews
xX-One shot-Xx This is a quick story about how Petunia Evans met Vernon Dursley. Written for Stinkin Sammy Jay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-2-08 - Petunia D. & Vernon D. - Complete
14. Talking Backwards » reviews
Sirius has been hit by a spell that makes him talk backwards. What kind of trouble can he get into? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,610 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 8-18-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
15. Hungry Hungry Hippos » reviews
xX-One shot-Xx Sirius is addicted to a new game. Rated for language towards the end. Alt ending posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-16-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
16. Remus' Balls reviews
xX-One shot-Xx James and Peter hear a conversation they wish they hadn't. Rated for sexual innuendos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-26-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
17. The Dog and the Crumbs reviews
xX-One shot-Xx What happens when Sirius' bed is 'uncomfy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-15-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
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