Hey, this is Spirit Marcher, duh. I call myself that because I'm in marching band.Contrary to popular belief, not all people in marching band are are at the lower end of the food chain. However we do call ourselves band geeks and band nerds. I like to write because it helps me relieve what I'm feeling. Even thought I don't usually write about what it is that's bugging me, my mood does influence my writing.

My fav. books: Harry Potter, all twelve Cirque Du Freak, The Lost Books. Anything horror.

My fav. movies: Harry Potter, Treasure Planet, Pirates of the Caribbean.

My hobbies: write, draw( i can be good at this when the circumstances are right) and my most favorite of all... MARCHING BAND. Not only is this a hobby, it's my life. After the season is over, I have no life.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Albert Einstein

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde

I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. Arthur Block

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
-- David Allen

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Parking for drive through customers only