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Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Prince of Tennis, and Yu-Gi-Oh. I joined my sister's SALAD Club: Sarcastic, Apathetic, Lazy, and Disinterested! Name: I have a plethora of inappropriate nicknames, but you can call me T.K. Gender: Female, as in, I do not have the cock. Age: Old enough to legally buy porn, not old enough to legally buy alcohol! Favorite Pairings: Harry Potter: Harry/Almost any male Prince Of Tennis: Ryoma/Momoshiro, Ryoma/Tezuka, Ryoma/Fuji. Yu-Gi-Oh: Yami/Yuugi, Atem/Yuugi, Yami/Atem/Yuugi, and Seto/Yuugi. FullMetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed Stargate Atlantis: John/Rodney Star Trek XI: Kirk/Bones Loves: Good dialogue, characters kept in-character, interesting plot, well thought out descriptions, writers with grammatical skills, writers who do appropriate research, creative and unique stories, and non-filler chapters. Hates: Gender change, poor grammar and spelling, implausible character reasoning, bestiality, unfaithfulness, butchering of foreign languages or excessive use of, extreme OOC-ness, blatant plot holes, fanon descriptions, and authors who bash their own writing. Favorite Quotes: "Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." Unknown "It's a seed. I planted it. And it will grow and grow until you can't discern what is right or wrong. It will leave you wondering at night, eating away at you, biting, gnawing, and breaking. There are things I could tell you," Harry hissed in a sibilant whisper. "Things that would make you unable to sleep at night. Can't handle the truth, Draco?" Harry asked, before he leaned his head forward, mouth next to Draco's ear and whispered, "Neither could I." Haven by Dragenphly HARRY: Oh my god! DUMBLEDORE: Harry? HARRY: Your bird, sir… there was nothing I could do! It just… fwoom! DUMBLEDORE: Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry; he’ll be all right in a moment. HARRY: No, sir, he just internally combusted! He’s deceased! A stiff! Bereft of life! He has been shuffled loose the mortal coil and joined the choir invisible! If he weren’t a smallish pile of ash, he’d be pushing up the daisies! He wouldn’t be all right in a moment if you put ten thousand volts through him! Fawkes is an ex-phoenix! Harry Potter and the Plumbing of Doom by Darth Maligna “The truth is that our finest moments are more likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers.” Closure by visiblestar "My sister murdered my dog named Barky. Ironically she turned him into dog food. -shakes bag- Why yes! Those are savory chunks of poodle!" Twinfetish to Kamerreon "I love your ass, heart and mind. Your body can take care of itself." Twinfetish to Kamerreon "You didn't jerk off." "Jesus." Rodney covered his eyes with his hand. "Next time I tell you to say what's on your mind, remind me that I don't really want to know." "But it was the whole reason I left." "Oh, you gave me fifteen minutes. How generous of you." "You need longer than fifteen minutes? What do you do, interpretive dance?" Advantage by Resonant Today, I went to the store to buy several things. At the checkout, my box of tampons did not have a price tag on it. The checker got on the intercom and boomed, "PRICE CHECK ON ISLE 7, TAMPAX." The employee checking the price misheard the checker, mistaking the word 'tampax' for the word 'thumbtacks.' He came back on the intercom with: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?" I laughed for ten minutes. MLIA Today, my class was playing one of those cheesy get to know your classmates game. The question asked to a boy who rarely talks was, "If you were an animal what kind would you be?" He without hesitation said "A unicorn". Everyone was confused until he winked and said, "Because I'm everyones fantasy." All the guys laughed. All the girls, including my teacher, were impressed. MLIA He'd accused Jim of being Don Quixote once, but the truth was that he far more resembled that hero of fiction. Death was his windmill, unconcerned with the crazed man running at him to stop what was, after all, elemental. Switch by ceres libera “I think Kirk can take orders as long as the orders make sense to him, but I don’t think he’d know how to be a minor player, even if he was nothing more than a stowaway on a starship. I think that if he was a medic, he’d find a way to save the universe with a roll of gauze, a tricorder, and a hypospray.” And All The Kings Men by Mijan | |||||||
1. Stars in Heaven reviewsRemus told Harry that when stars died they went to Heaven. Harry wished he was a star.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete2. Deceptive Facade » reviewsHarry stared down at the parchment in disbelief. If Snape hadn't made it himself, Harry would have thought that the entire thing was a prank. How in the hell was he a pureblood? LVHPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,842 - Reviews: 231 - Updated: 12-14-09 - Published: 8-27-09 - Voldemort & Harry P.3. Toilet Paper Tapestry » reviewsKamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. Au, Gen, Het, and Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,724 - Reviews: 625 - Updated: 12-9-09 - Published: 8-31-09 - Harry P. - Complete4. Unforgivable and Unforgettable » reviewsAU-GoF: What if Ron had a reason for his behavior in fourth year? What if that reason was unforgivable? He was Imperiused, and forced to belittle and ignore Harry, his best mate. It's brought them something unforgettable. RWHPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,413 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-2-09 - Published: 10-24-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete5. Brittle Illusion reviewsCyril Warrington knew when he became Harry Potter's lover, that there wasn't a way to escape the relationship without getting his heart broken. Potter was on the light side, and he was being dragged into darkness. Would Harry save him? CWHPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-6-09 - C. Warrington & Harry P. - Complete6. To Lose Everything reviewsOne minute James Potter is with his family, and the next he’s with Dumbledore. And then, he’s suddenly with his family again. Which is real, and which is a lie?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-4-09 - Harry P. & James P. - Complete7. Hogwarts Had A Mary Sue! reviewsThis is a parody of the cliché: A Mary Sue comes to Hogwarts and wins Harry's heart story. It is in no way meant to be serious, and I'm not trying to offend anyone. It was written for a bit of fun. I hope you enjoy it. Harry/OFCHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-2-09 - Harry P. & OC - Complete8. Mario at Hogwarts reviewsIt was a perfectly normal day at Hogwarts, until students began turning into characters from Mario. Then again, with Fred and George Weasley around, that was still pretty normal, wasn't it?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-22-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete9. This Game I Play reviewsWhether people can accept it or not, Voldemort has always known exactly what he was doing. He knows that everything comes with a price, and he's willing to pay it.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-21-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete10. For A Fraud's Amusement reviewsWhen Severus Snape listened to Trelawney’s latest prophecy, he couldn’t help but scoff at it. Such a thing happening was as likely as Neville Longbottom successfully brewing today’s potion. It simply wasn’t possible.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-28-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete11. Eternal Punishment reviewsHarry could only watch helplessly as Dumbledore plummeted to his death. Everyone he cared for was taken away from him. That was his punishment.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-24-09 - Albus D. & Harry P. - Complete12. Almost Isn't Enough reviewsHarry Potter had always suspected that there was something different about him, odd, unique. The night Voldemort possessed him in the Ministry of Magic, he finally learned what that difference was, and how he could exploit it.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-2-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete13. Leaving Never Land reviewsSirius had spent his life living in dreams – Never Land. Now, trapped within the darkened walls, there was no pixie dust, and no hope of freedom. He could only live in one place – his memories.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete14. For the Love of a Brother reviewsIt's interesting, isn't it, how something perfect can be so easily destroyed. All it takes is one word, one day, one person. When that perfection is torn away, what's left? Yami has been destroyed, and he doesn’t think anything can fix him.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-30-09 - Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M. - Complete15. Chasm of Darkness » reviewsHarry has known Voldemort all of his life, and longs to side with the Dark Lord. However, he cannot seem to escape Dumbledore's control. Will he manage to free himself and get revenge on the Light Side? Slytherin!Harry Re-sorting!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,988 - Reviews: 282 - Updated: 5-29-09 - Published: 9-30-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete16. HeartBeat reviewsA heartbeat seemed like a simple thing really. It made life flow, and yet, it was repetitive. Yuugi disagreed though; he knew that a heartbeat was music, beautiful and everchanging. YYYYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-28-09 - Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M. - Complete17. Only His Brother reviewsYuugi had always been weak in a way. He let others support him, hold him up, and shelter him. What will happen when those who protect him end up doing more damage than anyone else? YYYYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-24-09 - Yūgi M. & Yami Yūgi - Complete18. The Cell Phone reviewsEchizen Ryoma has one thing that never leaves his sight. In fact, it has become an integral part of his life. Even if that one thing brings more pain than happiness.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-23-09 - E. Ryoma & Fuji S. - Complete19. The Color of His Eyes reviewsI would have done anything for him because I love him. The question is: Will he let me?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-10-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete20. Glass Coffin reviewsLife isn't a fairytale. Not everyone lives happily ever after. Sometimes life isn't perfect. All that remains is love. HPRWHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-31-08 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete21. A Cunt Plus A Cunt Equals No Cocks! reviewsIn a bizarre twist of events, two little known characters decide to take their place as main characters. Crack!Fic, FemSlashHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-16-08 - Tracey D. & Morag M. - Complete
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