name:online;anko2468. regular: ( I'm gonna regret this. . . ) Phoebe

age:13

location:somewhere in Dayton, Ohio. That's all you need to know.(shifty eyes)

faves: harry potter books, (the movies can be suckish) ,south park, scrubs, futurama, NCIS, the Jeff Dunham show my puppy, Fred (YAY, FRED!) and food that TOKE-YOH didn't make.

NOW FOR SOME FUNNY RANDOMNESS CAUSE I'M BORED!!XD

RANDOMNESS RULES:D then again, so does happy bunny. If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name. anko2468

You laugh I laugh, you cry I cry. You Jump of a bridge, I paddle my way down there and save your retarded ass.

Oh it was just me... trying to practice my... Evil laughter?

Sister/brother Fix: Lock your sister/brother in a dungeon, and then present her/him as a prisoner of war to your parents. Make sure to announce her/him as a traitor.

Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath it. Soon at night the ice weasels come out... yep, your doomed for all eternity...

You laugh now, but will you be laughing when I crawl out from under your bed?

When I can't sleep, I count the buckles on my straight jacket...

Star Wars is like duct tape, it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together!

Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.

Quit shaking my yogurt, you'll make it turn evil!

AH! My arm is alive, look at it twitch, HOLY HELL, IT'S LIKE JELLO!

You injured my salad bowl, oh how cruel can a person be?

If I don't come out with my hands up, I'm coming in after me!

Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?

The word "politics" is derived from the word "poli", meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "small, blood-sucking parasites".

You laugh at me because i'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Life is short. Read fast.

I didn't lose my mind - I sold it on E-Bay!

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

I'm a palm reader: Gasp! You're going to die! But don't worry, you'll live through it.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words...

Never judge a book by it's movie.

Clean laundry helps the confidence level, which helps the self-image, which helps you... umm... win games, which makes you rich, which leads to greed, which leads to more money! Which causes immense spending, which then triggers high anxiety, which causes a heart attack at the age of 31 and puts you in a coma for 10 years while you lose all your money and start at the beginning again!

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma!

"Some people say I have A.D.D I don't ha-OH LOOK A CHICKEN!"

Sure there have been injuries and deaths - but none of them serious.

Careful, or you'll end up in my novel.

The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day.

"Do not pity the dead, pity the living, and above all, those who live without cookies!"

"Aang, Fufu-cuddly-poops. Fufu-cuddly-poops, Aang" - Sokka, from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

"Everytime you type lol, God kills another baby. Keep up the good work!"

Lead me not into temptation... Especially bookstores.

"Don't make me get the flying monkeys"- The Wicked Witch of the West.

There are 10 kinds of people, Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research."- Albert Einstein.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

You say physco like it's a bad thing... XD

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

"Oh look, a mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!" - Sokka, from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.

Does the noise in my head bother you?

There are somethings in life that money can't buy, for everythng else, there's theft and murder.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which is good. If you are weird and PROUD OF IT!!copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over a bus, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall when looking at someone else, and they saw you , copy this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should just give up and give Luck his damn cereal back copy this onto your profile.

If you have sat in class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken rabbit some Trix and get on with their lives, copy this onto your profile.

If you have fallen UP the stairs, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for your age copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gone from disliking someone to going insane cause their NOT around copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this onto your profile if your one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their a.s.s.e.s off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy this onto profile.

If you have ever run up a down escalator or vice versa, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question(man, been there, done that!), copy this onto your profile!

If your profile is long copy this just so you can say it's longer.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If your part of the 5 percent who're not, add your name and put this on your profile!AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, Dong-Chun-Mei, TwinkieTUTUS, Yellow Dino Ranger, lillian jean, anko2468.(pant pant)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull' or vice versa, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy this onto your profile.

SOUTH PARK CRAZIES UNITE!!If you are a shameless south park fan copy this onto your profile and add your name! anko2468.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading other people's fanfics better than writing your own, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, xxNarutotardxx, anko2468

If you have run into a tree, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you believe child abuse is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

read this! it is amazing!!

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.

Shhhhh... I'm plotting.

Please note: Christmas is canceled. Apparently you told Santa you had been good this year. He died laughing.

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl and you've ever beaten a guy in an arm wrestling match copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever ridden an elevator up and down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, DoodlingKunoichi, xxNarutotardxx, anko2468

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

Check this out...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

STUFF BY DARK ANGEL SAPHIRE CAUSE SHE'S COOL LIKE THAT!! XD

Eragon(movie)

"One part brave,three parts fool!" Brom from Eragon.

Avatar

"I will not play the Saangi horn!" Zuko

"I will not back off you giant earred cretin!" Katara

"Sokka's just jealous because he doesn't have an arrow." Aang

"Are you calling me a liar?" "No. I'm calling you an optomist. Same thing really." Sokka and Katara

"I know its no use crying over spilt tea,but its just so sad." Iroh.

Who lit Toph on fire?" Sokka high on Cactus.

"Take that you rock!" Sokka after Storm episode.

"Wait,my friends need to suck on those frogs!" Aang Blue Spirit episode

"You know what I like about Appa? His sense of humor." Sokka.

"Did you really mean that Uncle?" "Of course, Gingseng tea is my favorite." Iroh and Zuko

"The only reason you should be disturbing me is if you have news on the Avatar."Zuko while meditating..

"You are the most sexist, immature, nut brained, I'm embarrassed to even be realated to you!" Katara.

Zuko:My boat! Iroh catches up with him and chuckles to himself:Prince Zuko, you are really going to get a kick out of this, the lotus tile was in my sleeve the whole time!

Iroh:Are you two so busy fighting that you cannot see your own ship has set sail? Zuko: We have no time for your proverbs, uncle! Iroh:It's no proverb Pirate captians ship is sailing off. Captain:Bleeding hog monkeys! runs after ship. Zuko:Points and laughs at him. Sees his own ship with the other pirates in it sailing. Zuko:HEY! That's my boat! Iroh:Maybe it should be a proverb.

If you feel that they need to hurry up and start season three of Avatar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like copying and pasting things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list 3 days grace, anko2468.

if you have a friend that you have to repeatedly tell them NOT to call you something, mourn with me and copy this onto your profile, add your name, and the nick name you hate. anko2468;annie-chan

If your friends calmly joke about you and/or your family MUST be on crack, go ahead.copy and add your name away. anko2468.

DODGEBALL

Cotton McKnight : "ESPN 8: The Ocho

Pepper Brooks : "I sure do like pumpkins Cotton."

Pepper Brooks : "I feel shocked!"

Lance Armstrong : "So what are you dying from that's keeping you out of this thing?"

White Goodman : "Cause at Globo Gym, we're better than you!"

FREAKY FRIDAY

Anna's mom as herself (not Anna in her body) : "No, you cannot touch the power tools... ... ...yes I would consider the lawn mower a power tool."

Anna (in her mom's body) : "Evan..."
Delivery Guy : "No... Boris!"

Anna (in her mom's body) : "Woah, she's blind! Oh this sucks."

Evan : "This morning was good ... until I got up..."

Anna ( in her mom's body) : "I'm old!"
Anna's mom (in Anna's body) : "I beg your pardon?!"
Anna (in her mom's body) : "Oh, I'm like the cript keeper!!"

SKY HIGH

WEIRDEST PAIRINGS:

Hagrid + Dumbledore
Buckbeak + Crookshanks
Neville + Snape

I DON"T CARE IF YOU HAVEN"T READ THE FINAL HARRY POTTER BOOK :

Harry marries Ginny and they have, like five kids.
Ron marries Hermione.
Snipe. Snipe. Severus Snipe.

now my quotes.

sarah:YAYERZ!!

abby:(runs up and knocks away my pudding)OMG, PHEBE'S YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!A BOY WAS SMART!!

me:(stares at ruined pudding)you ruined my pudding.

abby:did you not just listen to me? (the boys we know just really aren't smart)

me to my cousin gracie when i lost a bet:(blinks)ah, son of a b.i.c.t.h. (hands over 20 bucks)

abby:did she just lose a bet?!

sarah:i think she did!

piage:it must be crazy day!

sam:hey, phebe's dad, can i have a buck?

my dad:what, no!

sarah:it's not that day. (they got that from this one show, i just can't remember the name of it .')

me:my oreo.it's gone.WHY DID YOU EAT MY OREO DANNY?!

danny:YOU JUST ATE IT YOU IDIOT!

me:oh.

danny:moron.

me:what would you say if i said i preformed open heart surgery on you blindfolded. while you were drunk.

miko:. . .was it a success?

me:that i don't know.

miko:. . .well, i'm alive so no complaints.

tyler to me:would you freak if i said my tarantula Fluffy was on your head?

me:yes. why?

tyler:(looks at fluffy who's on my head) oh, no reason.

aaron:hope you don't smell like fly's, good buddy.

me:it's on my head, isn't it?

aaron:yep.

me:AHHH!

sari to tori:have you ever noticed. . .umm. . . i forgot what i was going to say.

me in the middle of January in a two piece:i just realized it's cold.

sarah:we've been out here 3 hours.

me:so?

abby:. . .dumb @.

me and my bff monroe:COOKIES!!

me to tori while in my dad's car during 'oldies hour':(listens sadly to 'puff the magic dragon)kill me.now.

tori:no. then you can't kill me.

me:(see's a dead road killed skunk)i wish i was that skunk.

me and tori when trying on clothes:

me:DAMN!! I CAN'T FIT IN THESE TORI, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, THE HUMAN NOODLE?! IT'S JUST NOT GONNA WORK, I'M NOT A SIZE ZERO!!

tori:JUST PUT THE SHORTS ON DAMMIT!!

me:ok, fine. My butt can't breathe though and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!!

me to my friends tori and rachel while watching a dude in our japanese class draw a smilie on his stomach: why are we surrounded by idiots?

rachel:bad karma?

tori:bad luck?

me:same dif, moron.

tori:oh.(i went to this rec center program where you can learn stuff you wouldn't learn in school but in the summer one year. i was bored.)

boy in art playing paper football:YES!TOUCHDO-ooohh.oops.

teacher:(eye twitches)

tori:should we tell him there's a 'kick me, i'm retarded' sign on his back?

me and amanda:(thinks)nah.

me:besides, i put it there, and i don't wanna get caught.

and on MSN IMing:

me:sooooo... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!

amanda:NO!!

me:awwwww, but i really want to!!

amanda:Phoebe, no matter how much you beg i just simply WON'T LET YOU CUT MY HAIR!! I DON'T TRUST YOU TO HOLD SCISSORS NEAR MY NECK!!

Me: I found a fic that was pro edward rosalie, bella alice, and emmette jasper!!

Em: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT ROSALIE EDWARD!!

Me: And all of the volturi were tranny's!! So were Tyler, Mike, and Eric!! And Jacob and Embry were in love... with each other!!

Em: NOOOOO, EMBRY!

Me: WHAT ABOUT JACOB, HELLO?!

Em: HE'S NOT AS AWESOME AS EMBRY!!

Me: well then, Hello, what about the tranz? and The guys? And bella and Alice? Does no one care about them?

Em: dood. i saw your profile. YOU HATE OLDIES MUSIC?!

me: uhhhhhh... what kind? hard ass rock?

Em: the beatles and such shizz

me: yep

Em: go. die. in. a. hole. you. concentrated. pile. of. stink. >:(

This happened at camp when I was in the cabin and a dumb girl named Meg said something like 'no one likes you hannah, cause you're annoying' and i yelled that 'no one likes you cause you're a b.i.t.c.h' at her.

Me: Don't ya just love how blunt i am? I'M BLUNT! LIKE THE BLUNT SIDE OFA SPOON! BAM!

Hannah: -dies laughing- oh God, phebe's. are you on crack?

Me: Don't blame me for my random bursts of random awesomeness.

Hannah: (trying to play big bootie by herself) big bootie big bootie big bootie. oh yeah. big bootie. big bootie #1 #1 #2 #2 #3 #3... what comes after number three?! no seriously! this is why i can't have sugar!

best part- we got it all on tape. XD

big bootie is a game where one persn is big bootie and the others are all numbers. (example; big bootie, # 1, #2, #3 for if you have four people playing) big bootie always starts. you say 'big bootie, # (random # thats playing in the game)' that person stays in the rythem and says '# (whatever their # is)' then either big bootie or a different #. if you mess up the rythem you get out. if you say a # that's out, your out. big bootie can get out, and if he/she does the starting # is the lowest #. the game ends when only one person is left.

fave quotes from scrubs (their from 'my boss free haircut')

Kelso kicks down the door

Turk: Sir, the door was open!

Kelso: I know. I just like doing that.

Miss Goldman: Whadda want now, grampa?!

Kelso: You are going to shut your damn yapper and listen for a change, because I got you pegged, sweetheart. You want to take the easy way out with the surgery because you're scared. You're scared because if you try and fail, there's only you to blame. Well, Missy, let me break this down for you, Bobbo-style. Life is scary. Get used to it.

JD's thoughts: And then it seemed like Dr Kelso wasn't just talking to her.

Kelso: There are no magical fixes. It's all up to you. So get up off your kiester, get outta here, and start doing the work!

Miss Goldman: But what if it's to hard?

Turk: Yeah, what if it's to hard?

Kelso: Turkelton, I have no idea why you chiming in, but I'll say this to both of you: Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.

J.D. is at the bar on the phone with Elliot.

J.D.'s Narration: This was my fault, so I was determined to fix it. Still, I needed Elliot's help, so I decided to break the ice first.

J.D.: Hey Elliot, do me a favor?

Cut to...
SACRED HEART - NURSES STATION
Carla, Dr. Cox, and Elliot are standing around. Elliot is on the phone with J.D.

Elliot: What do you mean, "Say Hooch"?

Hooch: appears from down the hallway with bloody gloves on Oh my god! What?! I'm a little busy!

Elliot: Uh... I'm sorry, I'm not really sure what's happening right now.

Hooch: Well of course you're not! Because in your head it's all about you, isn't it? Well no more! Say "hooch" again, it will be the last thing you ever say!

Cut to...
J.D., TURK, AND CARLA'S APARTMENT

J.D.: laughing in triumph HA! He was mad, wasn't he? Ohhh Hooch is crazy. Listen, tell Carla it's my fault because I kept Turk out all night and he overslept.

Cut to...
SACRED HEART - NURSES STATION

Elliot: It was J.D.'s fault.

Carla: How come Turk hasn't called me?

Elliot: Why hasn't Turk called her?

J.D.: I wanted to fix it.

Elliot: He wanted to fix it.

Dr. Cox: slides over on his chair Ask Betty why he's such a girly girl.

Elliot: Not now.

Dr. Cox: Do it now, do it now. Call her "Betty".

Elliot: You're insane.

Dr. Cox: Betty, Betty, BettyBettyBettyBettyBetty!.

Elliot: into the phone Betty?

Cut to...
J.D., TURK, AND CARLA'S APARTMENT

J.D.: Yeah?

Cut to...
SACRED HEART - NURSES STATION

Elliot: laughing OH MY GOD IT WORKED!

Dr. Cox: Ha! slides back to the desk in his chair

fave color:partial 2 everything except hot pink.(shudders)

fave genre:comedy

OH!! If you want to x-treme flame me, BACK OFF!! I'm totally open to help, but if you start ranting about how bad it is, then you shall be punished by the worst way possible with out me going to jail. I'm serious. Don't.

Ok people. I decided to trash my original idea until I can fix it. For now you'll have to deal with random one-shots that will totally just pop in my head.

anything bolded:mine.

anything not bolded:stuff i jacked XD

italics:stuff my friends wrote. . . and i jacked. XD

bold and italics:stuff me and my friends did that they had on their profiles and i forgot about until i noticed it