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Name: Michael

Birthday: August 18

My country/region: Hutt City, Wellington, New Zealand

My Forum: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/morbid333/1501241/

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As At 05/23/12

Gender: Male

Favorite Color: purple

Favorite Season: Winter

Favorite Animal: Fox

Favorite cake type: Carrot

Favorite Muffin Type: Apple Cinnamon

Favorite Countrie(s): Japan, Norway, Scotland, UK, Canada

Favorite Authors: Drew Karypshyn, J.R.R. Tolkein, Steven King, Steven Erikson, Charles Dickens, H.G. Wells

Favorite Directors/Producers: Tim Burton, Clint Eastwood

Least Favorite Companies (companies in which I have lost all faith,): Hewlett Packard, Microsoft, Electronic Arts, Capcom, Sony, Activision, Apple

If I could control any one natural element?: Either water or Ice, assuming they are seperate. They should logically be the same, but If a choice between one or the other, probably water.

Favorite Natural Hair Colour: Was brown, then red, then black, now: either red or black, or maybe a combination of the two, like black with red, pink, or blue highlights

Favorite Unnatural Hair Colour: I like them all, but in order of preference: Blue, then red, then pink, then purple, then green. Although it does depend on build, face, eye colour, skin tone, etc.

Favorite Eye Color: Depends, maybe brown?

Favorite Hair Style: Depends. I usually prefer longer styles, at least shoulder length, but it all depends on the face, body, and clothing

Prefered physique: Male: tall, slim, black metal archetype ; Female: depends, roughly my height, perhaps slightly shorter? For some reason, I'm more lenient on the female form

religion/creed/belief: Misanthropist

Political Position: Far Left

Dominant/submissive: Submissive

Introvert\Extrovert: Introvert

Would I prefer to be hot or cold: cold

Favorite Voice Actors:
Male
Canadian: Mark Oliver, Scott Mcneil
American: Crispin Freeman, Christopher Sabbat, Mark Hamill, John Dimaggio, Tim Curry

Favorite Actors: Christopher Lee, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Nicolas Cage, Liam Neeson, Ian Mckellan, Richard Burton, Orson Welles

Favorite Bands (punk/metal): My Dying Bride; Cradle of Filth; Metallica; Slayer; Apocalyptica; Tristania; Sirenia; Vampiria; Theatres Des Vampires; Dragonforce; Rhapsody of Fire; Amon Amarth; Children of Bodom; Cannibal Corpse; Opeth; Arch Enemy; Carcass; Boris; Galhammer; Church of Misery; Black Sabbath; The Agonist; Thine Eyes Bleed; Draconian; Emperor; Kreator; Sodom; Sunno))); Make a Change... Kill Yourself; Gwar (not a fan, but I've heard a few good songs;) Silverstein; Borknagar; Dimmu Borgir; Old Man's Child; Gorgoroth; Emperor; Lamb of God; As I Lay Dying; Morbid Angel; Bathory; At the Gates

Japanese music: If you look above, you notice that most of my favorite music comes from places like America, England, Sweden, Finland, Norway etc. I'm not the ultimate fan of J-pop or other types of Japanese music but I'll listen to it if it's playing. This is more or less a list of japanese artists I have listened to and like.
T.M. Revolution, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Galhammer, Boris, Church of Misery, Maximum the Hormone, Eternal Elysium, FictionJunction, Nana Kitade

Music Styles: I like Metal, some rock, some pop, some techno, blues and classical. Some styles I tend to dislike are RnB, Hip-hop/rap, Country and a lot of popular emocore

Favorite Anime/Manga: Gundam Seed/destiny; Full Metal Alchemist; Ghost in the Shell; Initial D; Trinity Blood; Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate; Elfen Lied; Evangelion; Naruto; Dragon Ball/Z/GT; Rosario Vampire; Loveless; Moon Phase; Black Lagoon; Bleach; Code Geas; Death Note

Favorite Games: Mortal Kombat: Armageddon; Final Fantasy 4,5,6,7,8,12,DOC,Dissidia; God of War 1,2; Tekken 2,3,4,5,6; Forbidden Siren 2; Soulcalibur 3; Dawn of War (Warhammer 40,000); StarWars: Knights of the old Republic 1,2; Kingdom Hearts 1,2,BBS; Medieval: Total War; Star Wars: Empire at War; Poke'mon; GTA:SA; Yakuza

Favorite Movies (Names of a series include all movies in that series): V for Vendetta; the Lord of the Rings; Star Wars; the Matrix (mainly the original, but also the sequals); the Fifth Element; Pirates of the Caribbean; Back to the Future; Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children; The Green Mile; The Shawshank redemption; a Bronx Tale; Saw; Vampire Hunter D; Blade; Underworld; Scarface; The Godfather (part 1); Highlander

Favorite TV series: the original Battlestar Galactica; various animated comedies; classic British comedies;

Favorite Books: The Lord of the Rings; The Hobbit; Harry Potter; The War of the Worlds; Night; A Child Called It; To Kill A Mockingbird; Malazan Book of the Fallen, Pet Cemetary

Appearance: My eyes are blue, I've been trying to grow a circle beard (around the mouth) and my hair is about shoulder length (it would be longer if it didn't insist on curling up.) It is a colour that seems like a cross between blond and brown (depending on the light, its technically blonde I think) and is wavy, thick and almost always frizzes up. Some people apparently would like that kind of hair. I am not one of those people. I wish my hair were strait (like pretty much everyone else seems to have, even those who put it to waste by cutting it rediculously short or worse, slicking it back. Slick hair is for salesmen and the other overconfedent, arrogant, evil masses of this world like politiceans and lawers) But like many things in life, it's something that can not be chosen. Just like relatives, genes can not be chosen. Life is not like a computer role playing game where players may choose and customize their bodies. Life is a little different.

Clothing: I wear simple enough clothing. Jeans - preferably black, although from the difficulty I have in finding cheap black jeans in my size (I like tightness) the vast majority of my jeans tend to be blue. for above waist clothing, I often wear a long sleeve T-shirt, often with a black zip-hoodie over top (with the hood down. Something I hate is people who randomly walk around with there hoods up, especially when they are wearing a hat underneath, and even more when the hoodie itself is white or grey.) Since it's summer, I've forgone the hoodie for a pair of sunglasses, and some times even wear short sleeves.

I'm not good at talking about myself... but Ilike to think I'm something of a perfectionist when it comes to many things. I usually waste my life by doing activities such as Watching anime, playing games, listening to music while planning, writing, walking or even on it's own. I also enjoy playing the guitar and have come up with a few of my own compositions however, since I've never had a lesson in my life, I'm not really any good and I only know the basics, the same with the keyboard. Actually, I began with the keyboard but know even less about it. I'm not really much of a conversationalist but if anyone ever wants to talk about anything, feel free to send me a PM or even e-mail and I'll be ecstatic to hear from you.

I'm probably more pessimistic than many people and focus on weakness rather than strength. I like to tell myself that I don't care what others think but in reality I probably do. In real life I guess you could say I'm a little timid. I've carried what could possibly be called a fear of rejection my whole life and it takes me a while to warm up to people and build up confidence. I'm also a pretty spacy person and my mind tends to wander... a lot. Sure, this helps when planning fiction but while actually writing, reading, studying, taking a test/exam etc it can be a little bothersome. I like intelligence and people with large vocabularies although I am not neccesarely all that smart, Even though at school some people people thought I was. When I'm outside I tend to stare at the sky, the horizon, the hills, trees in the distance etc, anything but make eye contact. When people are talking, I can see why this would irritate them but it's just a habbit of mine. The first thing I notice about someone is probably their hair and then maybe their eyes but I don't make eye contact right away. I don't even look right away. I'm more like the quiet guy in the dark corner that steals glances when you're not looking. I have a different sense of humor than most people.

As a writer, I'm probably not that great. I usually write out of character and prefer AU stories. I also have a tendancy to transfer some of my own weaknesses into the protagonist when writing angst stories. I perfer long chapters to short ones and when I write, I tend to go around in circles and sometimes repeat myself and can sometimes make my characters seem a little melodramatic but I like asphyxiating amounts of detail. That being said, give me a chance. If we're both lucky, I may just suprise you. As far as plots go, I prefer angst or anything with overwhelming helpings of emotion. I have nothing against big action sequences but I prefer emotion and write it more partly because I feel that I am better at it. When I did creative writing at school, I wasn't that great. I got a higher grade than a pass but it could've been better. The first time, We had to write possible 250 words of what characters were thinking in a photograph. The teacher marked mine and wrote that it was confusing. I guess that means she didn't get it. The next year, I did the next level up and that teacher said it was emotional and that she liked it.

As I've said, I don't think of myself as particularly smart, with English (with the exception of creative and formal writing) and Math having been two of my worst subjects (by rights, I should have failed the latter, espescially since I completely blew it in the exam. I dropped it the following year) but Science being one of my best. (I know that may be hard to believe, since two of them are so similar)

The Top 15 Bad Romance Novel Opening Lines

15."He snapped my bra like a Concord taking off, and I was unhooked for love."

14."Yes, she was a woman who had once been a man, but she still knew how to flutter her eyelashes as well as those other hussies."

13."The heaving waves on the vast, ink-black ocean sent a salty spray over the proud bow of the three-masted ship, leaving beads of water on the exposed alabaster skin above the bodice of the tall, raven-haired woman who stood sobbing on the deck, her salty tears mixing with the storm-tossed sea."

12."Scarlet's hair was as red as my persistent canker sore."

11."Nicole let the silk blouse fall from her shoulders, wrapped her left leg around James and deftly cut some cheese."

10."Robert was new at this prison thing, and he felt frightened and confused. But the moment he laid eyes on #472825994, he became a prisoner of love."

9."Sam liked to hump."

8."Though flanked by two swarthy state troopers, Paula found her gaze drawn to the chubby saxophonist."

7."It was a dark and horny night..."

6."Gentle cascades of vermilion poured over Daphne's heaving, lily-white bosom. 'Call 911, Scooby,' she breathed."

5."His flatulence reared up like a proud stallion."

4."'Miss Savannah, is there room for both of us in that hoop skirt?' Chandler mocked with a slight bow and a sweep of his top hat."

3."Within minutes of their meeting, Representatives Beth (D-Florida) and Eric (R-Montana) lumbered into the bedroom where soon the unmistakable sounds of wet, naked bodies engaged in sexual congress were heard."

2."He smelled of pork. Rotting pork, in fact -- and lots of it."

...and the Number 1 Bad Romance Novel Opening Line...

1."Omaha Beach, 0800 Hours: reinforcements from 2nd Panzer Korps arrive, their well-muscled young torsos glistening with man-dew."

Top ten Cosmic Era Gundam Pilots:

10 - Clotho
9 - Dearka (some could argue that he too is arrogant, but he seems to have skills to back it up, the same for Yzak. And It's in a good way, if you know what I mean. He doesn't let it go to his head, unlike some people... Shinn*cough cough*I like him for some reason. Maybe I'm just biased.)
8 - Yzak
7 - Mu/Neo
6 - Cagalli
5 - Athrun (Again, not a big fan, of the character, but I don't dislike him and I like him more in Seed than in Destiny, although speaking of Destiny, I'll always side with Athrun over Shinn. Sure, they are both decieved by Durandal, but Athrun does figure it out in the end, even if he does ignore some of the bone-crushing hints earlier on. Shinn on the other hand, well, he just becomes unbearable. Especially after he supposedly 'rescues' Stella.)
4 - Kira
3 - Stella
2 - Shani
1 - Rau/Rey (I like Rau's voice in both dubs but I probably like him just a little better in the english dub, espescially near the end. This may be partially because the same actor voices the Space Marines' Librarian in the real-time strategy game Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War. As for Rey, I prefer him in japanese. I don't like Rey at all, really, but I feel that Rau has some of the best quotes of the entire anime, and is one of my favorite Antagoinists of all time.)

Favorite Gundam Seed/Destiny Extended:
Out of the six showcased Extended pilots... I have a favorite from each series. As for my ultimate favorite, I just can't decide. It is a toss up between Stella and Shani. Why? I don't really know. I just grew attached to Stella from the start and as for Shani: he kind of reminds me of myself. He is unsocial, (although he may be described more as antisocial,) says little, and when not in battle, he pretty much shuts out the world by listening to music on headphones. That's pretty much what I do whever I'm not at home.

Favorite Pairings:
Gundam Seed:
M/M:
Rey/Gil
Kira/Mu
Kira/Athrun
Athrun/Nicol
M/F:
Kira/Lacus
Kira/Fllay
Kira/Cagalli
Athrun/Cagalli
Dearka/Miriallia
Yzak/Shiho
Yzak/Fllay
Shani/Stella
Mu/Murrue
F/F:
Lacus/Cagalli
Lacus/Stella
Lacus/Miriallia
Cagalli Stella
Fllay/Miriallia
Luna/Meyrin

FF8
M/M
Squall/Zell
M/F
Squall/Rinoa
Squall/Selphie
Irvine/Selphie
F/F
Rinoa/Selphie

Rosario Vampire
Tsukune/Moka
Tsukune/Kurumu
Tsukune/Ruby
Tsukune/Mizore
Gin/Kurumu
FF7
Cloud/Tifa
Tifa/Yuffie
Red XII/Yuffie
Aerith/Zack
Barret/Dyne
Vincent/Tifa
Elena/Tseng
Cid/Shera
Barret/Elmyra
Vincent/Yuffie(post DOC, and no, it's not because of Yuffie's age. It's just that it would make more sense after DOC.)
FF6 (I may use somewhat unique spellings for character names. For the most part, I use the Japanese character names, with the exception of Tina (Terra) and Cefca (Kefka.)
Terra/Edgar
Lock/Celes
Terra/Celes
Terra/Lock
Cyan/Terra (I'm considering this posibility... maybe, maybe not. I'll have to try it out)
Terra/Kefka (again, I'm considering this)
Terra/OC
Relm/OC
Dragon Ball/Z/GT
Krillin/18
Avatar: Legend of Ang/Last Airbender
Zuko/Toph
X-Over
Lucy (Elfen Lied)/Naruto
Lucy (Elfen Leid)/Ichigo (Bleach)
Naruto/Moka (Rosario Vampire)
Squall (FF8)/Lacus (Gundam Seed)
Squall (FF8)/Fllay (Gundam Seed)
Rinoa (ff8)/Fllay(Gundam Seed)
Jiraiya (Naruto)/anyone
Full Metal Alchemist
Ed/Winry

Reoccuring Original Character's
FF8
Kane
Alexis
Unnamed Afro Woman #1 (AKA B*h with the afro)
Lilith
Alexander
Rosario Vampire
Terra
Luna
Star Wars (old republic era)
Kerry Crowly
Dia'Sun
Ree'Sun

Important news about my stories: (as at 03/07/10)

My FF7 fic does not yet have a name but will most likely be a post-apocalyptic horror - possibly with disease and hoards of zombies, mutants and/or aliens exterminating the last shreds of mankind

My KOTOR fic also is nameless. It will branch off from the plot twist near the end of the first game, telling the tale of a DSM character

I have a new Gundam Seed romance story in mind

I have a new mega-crossover in mind featuring ff8, Love Hina, Rosario Vampire, Elfen Lied, Naruto, Loveless

I have a few Naruto Crossovers in mind, including Elfen Lied and Rosario Vampire

I am planning three new ff8 stories: 'Daddy's Dissapointment' 'The Slacker' and 'Sorry' (the latter two names are negotiable)

Daddy's Dissapointment is an angst/romance

The Slacker is a humor/drama

Sorry is a romance/hurt/comfort

I am planning an FF8/KOTOR story focusing on a DSF characterI am planning a KOTOR/Gundam Seed crossover using a LSF character from the first game and possibly a DSF character from the second

I am planning an Elfen Lied/Hellsing crossover that will be a supernatural/horror with Lucy and Bando both working for the Hellsing Organisation, following the plot of the Hellsing Manga

I am currently working on a Gundam Seed Shani/Lacus Oneshot following the same vein as Laughter is the Best Medicine

The Brothers Zala is an Angst/Romance Gundam Seed story

Cheating is a Lacus/Fllay friendship/romance for Gundam Seed

'I'm Not Afraid of those Scary Clowns' is a Gundam Seed Cagalli/Stella friendship/humor/horror five-shot (for the moment, I think it may have potential.) Stella watches a horror film and convinces herself that it wasn't scary at all, even when it becomes just a little too real for her.

I have two new 'Rock Bottom' stories in planning. The first is for ff8, the other is for Gundam Seed.

Fanfics I'm Writing: (as at 02/07/11)

Thy Forsaken soul: Disturbance in the peaceful era: Chapter XIII is done

Rock Bottom: Episode eight is done

Rock Bottom: Seeds Sown Under the Earth's Crust: Phase 13 is done

Angel of Decadence: Act 27 is done

The Slacker: Chapter 17 isdone

Daddy's Dissapointment: Chapter two -drafting (one hundred percent drafted, five thousand word estimate)

The Brothers Zala: Chapter One is done

Lucy of the Leaf: Vector I-I is done

Nowhere: Chapter I is done

The Unwanted: Chapter 3 - drafting (1,000 words)

Cheating... is Not Necessarily a Bad Thing: Chapter 2 - complete

I'm not Afraid of those Scary Clowns!: Chapter 3 - complete

Feeling Filthy: Showtime Virgin: Chapter 2 - complete