Too. Much. Sasu. Naru. :dies: WHERE'S THE -beep- NARUSASU? Come on people! We all know Sasuke is the uke.

So. I'm Moola Deena, or more commonly known as Deena.

Good to know about me before you delve into my fics: I'm Swedish. Not English. English is not my first language. Also, I don't have a Beta. Maybe I should get one, but since I'm paranoid I really don't feel comfortable with someone else reading my fics before I chose to post them. This result in mistakes and bad grammar in all of my fics. They are all my fault. But please don't flame me for it. I'm doing my best, and if you just point out something that is obviously wrong with the language, I'll do my absolutely best to fix it (eventually).

I'm still in school. My last year before uni. Please, understand that I am a busy, busy person. I'm studying to get good grades, working on a rather big project with a friend of mine, trying to get my driving license (finally, finally) this year, and have to deal with a stubborn family on a daily basis. As well as I actually do have a social life. I cannot spend all my free time in front of my computer, no matter how much some might wish for it.

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For you who care:

> Yaoi
-I am picky with my semes, and even worse when it comes to ukes. Typical example of one of my semes would be Kiba. Example of uke would be Sasuke. I won't write any fics with Kiba as uke or Sasuke as seme unless requested, because in my little world it just doesn't fit. That would be like writing a fic where the sky naturally is pink, without putting it as AU.
-I am also extremely picky with whom is allowed to be gay to begin with, and some are only allowed to be gay for certain people (like; Kakashi can only be gay for Sasuke, and Iruka cannot be gay at all).
-The only lemon I have written so far was extremely awkward, because it is awkward for me to write of something I don't know anything about, and especially so if I can't make up rules on my own in the way I can do when I write of alternate worlds and so on. Lots of people have reviewed and pointed out things I need to improve, which I am immensely grateful for. I'll do my very best to write better lemons in the future, but awkwardness will be inevitable, since it is bound to get awkward for me to write it, no matter how much help and tips I get from my readers.

> Yuri
-I am, if possible, even more picky when it comes to the girls, than I am with yaoi-pairings. Probably because none of the girls (within Naruto fandom) together seem natural to me to begin with. There are pairings, however, that I am all right with, and that I even like quite a lot.
-I know that I haven't written any yuri yet (but believe me, it will come), but when I do, it will probably be slightly awkward as well. Because I personally am straight, and therefore lack knowledge of girlxgirl action, just as I do boyxboy. Be warned~.

> Straight
-I am relatively open-minded to straight pairings. There isn't one single character in Naruto fandom that screams "completely gay" to me (no, not even Sai), and therefore most of them are open to be put into a straight relationship.
-... Don't expect any smexy lemons, seriously. That would be even more awkward than yaoi/yuri lemons. o.O I know, it's weird. But still, if I want some steamy straight action, I just go grab my boyfriend and drag him off to bed. Sorry.

> Threesomes
-Yep, I'm picky with those too. Actually, I'm almost prissy. Team-threesomes are fine (not Sandcest, though. I don't approve of that), but I usually don't like a threesome with two from one team and one from an other as much as if each person comes from a different team. Example of threesome I like as much: ShikaChouSaku. Example of threesome I wouldn't hesitate to read: KibaTemaIno.

Jeez... Are you people still with me? -.-' XD

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I read a variety of fics, but since NaruSasu (yes, who tops and who bottom does make a difference) is my favourite pairing, this is the most common pairing for me to write. If anyone has a problem with that, please don't read the fics with 'narusasu' in the summary. Thank you.

If someone would like me to translate one of my fics into Swedish and publish it here on FF.net I will most likely do so. I will only do so if requested, though, since I don't meet lots of Swedes around here, and those I actually do meet all know English better than me, so they're really in no need of a translation.

Also, if someone wants to make a request, feel free to do so. Please, take into consideration my likes/dislikes that are stated below. If you still insist on requesting something I dislike, I just might write it anyways. Because I'm strange like that. I like writing, but can only come up with so many plot bunnies. So requests are always welcomed. Especially if they match my love-list.

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My favourite Naruto pairings (not in order):
NaruSasu(Naru) (... Isn't that obvious?...)
SasuSaku/SakuSasu (Emotionally, the most fulfilling pairing.)
KakaSasu (We all love teacher/student relationships, no?)
ItaSasu (No people. Incest is bad for the kids. No-do in real life okay? I don't care if your siblings are the hottest people on Earth. Just keep your hands off them.)
NaruHina (But it's cuuuteee.)
SasuHina (Woot! I'm rather new to this, but... they are cute together. XD And crack pairings were made for a reason. 8D )
NaruSaku ( Aww, c'mon. They look so... happy together. Colorful and... bright.)
NaruSasuSaku (Favourite! Definitely! I'll have to write it some day. :drool: I'm just not completely confident in my skills of writing threesomes...)
ShikaSasu (There's not enough fanfics with this pairing out there...)
ItaNaru/NaruIta (Muahahaha!)
LeeHina (It's the cutest ever. :3 And they are perfect for each other.)

Naruto pairings I dislike (not in order):
SasuNaru (Hatehatehatehate. Sasuke is the uke. Is that really so hard to get?)
KakaIru (Both of those are so straight. Only exception is KakaSasu.)
GaaNeji/NejiGaa (... Just no. Crack is nice and all that, but those two just don't go well together.)
LeeSaku (NO! Keep it away from me! :hides:)

Most other pairings are all right. I neither love nor hate them. They are the various greys on my scale, to put it simply. (Though ItaDei is not far from the hate-list. I can admit to that.)

Other things within Naruto fandom that I like (not in order):
Neko!Sasuke (Awww! That's so adorable!)
Friendship/Bonding (Featuring Team 7 gives bonus points big time. XD)
Well-written Sakura (Because that is oddly rare...)
Smexy!Itachi (:faints from bloodloss: (yes, that was through the nose))
Kyuubi!Naruto (... I dunno. I just like it... for some reason.)

Other things within Naruto fandom that I dislike (not in order):
Sasuke-seme (He is uke, I assure you.)
M-preg (That's just... disturbing. In any and every way. o.O)
Fem!-insert any male character- (If the character is male, then he is - obviously - male.)
Character-bashing (... Get a goddamn life. If you don't like the character, there are other ways to show it than through bashing.)
OCs in main roles and/or paired up with a main character (That's just annoying. It's supposed to be fanfiction. If you want to use your own characters that badly - write original fiction.)

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Naruto fanfics:

No Pairing
Sometimes - No actual pairing. No actual anything. Complete.
Workaday action - Kind of funny. A little adventure my cousin and aunt encountered in the kitchen. Complete.

Naruto/Sasuke
The nights before we were - NaruSasuNaru. Temporarily on hold. I will update as soon as I have time. On-going.
A kiss to make you mine - NaruSasu. One-shot. Yaoi. My first lemon... so kind of awkward. Will eventually be rewritten. And maybe made into a two-shot, since people won't stop nagging me about it. Complete.
For eternity with you - NaruSasu. One-shot. Shounen-ai. Vamp fic. Might possibly write a sequel/another chapter/whatever to this one, if people show enough interest. Complete.

Sasuke/Sakura
Cherries can grow anywhere - SasuSaku. One-shot. Embarrassingly cliché. Will get a sequel. Promise. Complete.

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All right, so, I'm aware that I've been bad at updating lately. I've had writer's block. I hope you all understand and forgive me for this. I'll try to get the next chapter of The nights before we were up as soon as possible, and I've also written two one-shots recently, just to try to make it up to you guys! I'll probably start on something new as well rather soon, so that I can alternate between the new fic and The nights before we were, just to ensure that I don't lose interest/get tired of writing on the same fic all the time. Maybe something not Naruto, or what do you say? I don't exactly have anything planned, so we'll have to see what I come up with (if I come up with anything - no promises!). Any requests will be taken into consideration.