Wow, it's been a while since I've updated my profile. -_-; Oh well.

How it began...
(You don't have to read this, but I feel like writing down how I joined FanFiction. You can scroll down for some funny stuff.)

Hiya, I'm Pae. FanFiction is one of the greatest things that has happened to me. I don't remember how I stumbled across it, I believe I was browsing the web for yaoi...

Anyways, the more I read here, as a visitor, the more interested I became. I joined solely so I could write stories, but then I ran across something that occupies much more of my time: forums. Or, more specifically, RPGs (Role Play Groups). I found that creating stories with others was much more entertaining than on my own, which is why I spend very little time adding to my chapters...sorry.

But, it's not just the RPGs that are so amazing, but the people there. The first forum I joined was A Load of Pokeballs. It's very popular, but not an RPG. I started a Mewtwo topic there, since he is my favorite Pokemon in the whole universe, and from time to time, if I get the chance, I visit it. I met some wonderful people there, spent hours upon hours with them, but now, unfortunately, we rarely make contact.

Next, I joined an Oban Star Racers forum, named OSR Roleplaying (obviously, this one an RPG). While Oban Star Racers isn't the most popular anime in the world, at the time I had fallen in love with it, and to find not only a forum, but a place where you could make your own story in it, was pure bliss. I've been a part of the RPG for about a year now, and I believe it's been on FanFiction for about two years. The friends I've made there I still talk with, and those incredible people would be AzureNight13, monkeysatemyhomework0.o, and nate1606.

After a couple months of typing there, I went on an RPG spree. I joined every RPG on an anime or movie or book or game I liked, and it was Summer, so I had very little else to do. Eventually, I wound up posting in twelve forums simultaneously, including the two forums I created, which wasn't altogether bad, besides often posting late and maintaining an overflowing inbox.

As Summer dwindled away, forums started dying, or stopped being entertaining. Then, I found that I had very little time for RPGs during school. I went back to only posting in OSR Roleplaying my sometimes my two, Dragon Ball Z, the RP! and The Fullmetal Alchemist RP.

Throughout all of this, I always would read stories on FanFiction in my spare time or in between posts. And while I was glancing through a few Super Smash Bros. stories, I met Exilo. Or, really, to tell the truth, I read a chapter, and got hooked on his writings. I reviewed as much as I could, and he always replied back. Once we started sending each other messages, we became close friends.

After a while of review, reply, chat, I offered him to become a part of my RPGs. He agreed, and just like I, became hooked. He quickly made his own RPG too, Hellsing RP. And everything went uphill from there.

Summer neared again, and Exilo created Halo Role Playing. I wasn't much of a fan of Halo at the time, mainly due to the fact that I've never played it, but he urged and encouraged me, and I couldn't help but join. While, I only made one character, and I killed my character and haven't been on since, I met someone also very important there: Luke-1539.

Luke-1539 had been on Halo Role Playing for longer than me, but our characters rapidly fell in love (we both play elites, Sangheili, in case you were wondering). Luke-1539 messaged me and asked if it was ok for his character to have feelings for mine, and I happily agreed. We continued to message each other, and formed a bond. (Oh, if you're also wondering, he killed his character first in combat, then mine later committed suicide. I hated it, but it had to happen.)

Before I left Halo Role Playing, Luke-1539 made a character in Hellsing RP, and so I still could write with him and Exilo.

And so, this is where I leave off, to current time.

People on FanFiction:

I couldn't not write this. It's a sort of must.

Exilo: My God, I can't even remember how long we've know each other. It feels like so long. One of my bestest friends, rarely go a day without talking with him. We met by my fangirl-ish reviews I left on his stories. And trust me, he's written a lot, everything from Halo, to Pokemon, to even Kung Fu Panda! A true-to-heart writer, excellent and gifted RP-er (a made up word meaning one who participates in RPGs), a great reviewer too (hehe, I think I've reread his reviews for my Pokemon Princess Bride story over a hundred times), and one of the most loving friends I have ever met in my life.

Luke-1539: About three months ago, in the violent world of Halo Role Playing, is where I came across Luke-1539. Much like Exilo, we talk just about every day, and it is so great. We're sorta like a trio now. While he only has two stories right now, both on Halo, both are so enjoyable, and one of them is specifically about the Halo Role Playing forum (which I found very cool). A master when it comes to detail, creative in the RPs, giggle a sweet cat lover too, and a lifelong friend that I hope I'll always be with.

AzureNight13: The biggest Final Fantasy fan I know, she always has something funny or random to say to cheer people up. Hehe, we both share a love for Sephiroth, or 'Sephy' as we call him. I met her on OSR Roleplaying and she's also part of the Hellsing RP and Halo Role Playing forums.

monkeysatemyhomework0.o: Well, first of all, I laugh just about every time I see that pen name. She's always so caring and level-headed, a down to earth person. I met her on OSR Roleplaying and also on one of my forums, The Fullmetal Alchemist RP.

nate1606: A rascal and lively friend, he's bound to have a crazy plot in the back of his mind. I met him on OSR Roleplaying, and he joined Dragon Ball Z, the RP! and some other RPG forums from last Summer.

xoanimexloverox: Actually, I know this person in real life. She got me addicted to anime, and now I'm a fangirl. I owe her a lot, and she's the coolest person to talk to. I introduced her to FanFiction, and I believe she likes it. She also wrote on Hellsing RP for a while.

The Fun Stuff:

I saw this on someone's profile, and I couldn't resist...

101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and ally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. ivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Quotes/Conversations

My friends and I have talked about some of the weirdest things since the beginning of high school. I just thought I'd put a few of our conversations here. You can tell when I'm speaking, because I'm usually the crazy one.

"What would be the scientific name for a werewolf?" "I dunno. It doesn't exist, so why would it have a name?" "How about...Canis sapien?" "Hm." "Oh! Homo lupus! HOMO LUPUS!!"
(Canis lupus is the scientific name for a wolf.)

"Yeah, I read this thing where she had an eight-way with all seven guys." "What!? That's impossible! Seven guys can't fit into one girl!" "Well...there was some yaoi going on..." "That's what I thought."

"Edward is so hot..." "...grumble grumble..." "What?" "HE NEEDS A FUCKING TAN!!"

"Crap! He's teabagging my guy!" "Then teabag him back!"

"(Insert a bunch of Spanish words here)...quedar...(more Spanish words)..." "Wait, you mispronounced it. It's 'kay-dar'." "What'd I say?" "'Queer-dar'."QUEERDAR!!"

"Yeah, I talk on a lot on MySpace." "And fuck a lot on FanFiction!!"

"AIDS isn't caused by mosquitoes." "Why not?" "Because humans can't have sex with them."

"Wow, look at his neck! It's so long! Like a zebra!" O_O

"Uh, excuse me, mister? Oh! Sorry...I thought you were...a guy." "I...am..." "!"

(bumps into someone) "Oh! Sorry!" "Ow, geez, you're hard!" -_-

(is reading a story) "And so, the lumberjack went to cut wood for the morning." (chuckle) "He was chopping morning wood."

"Why did Amazon women cut off their boobs?" "So they could use a bow and arrow better." "..." "What?" "Then how do they impress the guys?" "There were none." "So they were all lesbians?!"