12/9/09 grammar errors fixed

12/1/09 profile re-vamped

9/28/09 name changed back

9/15/09 name changed from 'slicerness' to 'mistah jay'

8/25/09 avatar pic and reason for added

7/14/09 quotes added

7/9/09 'i'm sorry' added

edit 6/08/09 new challenges added

edit 6/08/09 quotes section added

edit 4/28/09 some grammar mistakes fixed

AVATAR:i like deadpool. he has a knife. it goes with my 'slicer' theme.

sup y'all. (i'm turning into a hic i know)

i have been part of FF.net for 2-3 years now and i think its about time i actually put something here.

name:Justin mc-blank(sry u ain't knowin my last name)

age: 17

weight:errr... 1 sec I'll go weight myself... 141 pounds (shrimpy ain't i :P)

height: a little over 5 feet last time i checked

complexion: i haven't been outside for more the 2 hours at a time in more than 3 years so i'm about as white as u can get

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? I wish

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes

3) How many houses have you lived in?5

4) Favorite candy bar? three musketeers.

5) Favorite shoes? Velcro sneakers. they slip on fast, slip off even faster.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? not that i can remember.

7) Least favorite school subject? english. despite my stories here its rather hard for me to think of something on the fly... that and my handwriting is... bad.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?... is slicer gonna have to choke a bi- were sorry we are now experiencing technical difficulties.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? nope

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. sex... i'm a seventeen year old male with access to the Internet in the privacy of my own room.

12) Favorite genre of music? rock. although thats not very specific considering there's like 40 different kinds of rock.

13) What is your zodiac sign? do i go by my birthdate or when i was supposed to be born? cuz i was a premee baby. taurus if i go by my actuall B-day and a gemini if i go by when i was supposed to be born. i prefer taurus

14) What time were you born? In the morning i think

15) Do you like beer? i think my dad gave me a sip when i was like 5. (my biological dad wasn't much of one if ya can't already tell)

16) Ever made a prank phone call? no but ive had several lame ones done to me.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? buy? music? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA... oh man, hahaha, that was funny. oh, you were serious... i don't own any. most embarrassing song ive downloaded? it was supposed to be porn but it was some micheal jackson song from back when he was black.

18) Are you sarcastic? noooo ya think?

19) What are your favorite colors? gold black and red.

20) How many watches do you own? i only have two arms and having one on both seems redundent soooo, just one.

21) Summer or winter? Winter, i prefer the freezing over being all sweaty and sticky.

23) Favorite color to wear? Green, and brown. (ive been told i look good in earthy colors)

24) Pepsi or Sprite? sprite, pepsi makes i teeth feel funky.

25) What color is your cell phone? don't have one.

26) Where is your second home? Don't have one.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yeah. it was funny

28) Have you ever had a cavity? fuck yeah i have. and the pain-killers didn't work when they pulled it.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? one. if you count the light ficture on the ceiling

30) How many video games do you own? in my room? 42. in my brothers room where we keep the old game systems? around a dozen. downstairs where we keep the Ps3 and X-box 360 games? over 9000. jk, more like 125 or so.

31) What was your first pet? a kitten that was far too young to be taken from its mother. fuckin neighbors and their kitten mill. the kitten, alex, survived though. snootiest princess you'll ever meet to anyone that isn't me though.

32) Ever had braces? no but i probably need them.

33) Do looks matter? to me? no. to most people? yes.

34) Do you use chapstick?i bite my lips pretty bad when i'm bored so chapstick stings more then it helps.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. home schooled

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? ...ok the first is a bird what the heck is the second option?

37) Are you too forgiving? HA! fuck no.

38) How many children do you want? eventually? 2, maybe 3.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? i don't even know where i would find a hot topic much less have enough money to buy any clothes from there.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? cereal. a delicacy in my house considering how fast my brother drinks all the damn milk.

41) Do you own a gun? a muzzleloader, a semi-auto .22 rifle, and several BB guns.

42) Ever thought you were in love? i had a girlfriend when i was 11. it wasn't love but if i didn't move maybe it could have been.

43) When was the last time you cried? real crying or just my eyes watering? eyes watering would be a couple weeks ago when i made the mistake of going in a wal-mart public bathroom. they used some kind of chemical (maybe napalm) to clean and it stung my eyes. really crying? when i watched the movie 'bridge to terabithia"(again with the spelling) fuck that movie was sad.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? lets see 3 nights ago was... Saturday, soooo porn.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? olive garden, ive never been to a la panera.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? i was half asleep in fifth grade. it was rather embarrasing.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? yeah. but the princess was in another castle so i had to leave.

48) Nicknames? lets see. slicerness (duh), l337 camperking, 'that douchebag camper that just shot me in the ass'. i could name plenty more but i'm sure you get the idea.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no

50) uhhh there isn't a question 50. move along, you didn't see anything.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?lolwut?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? now that you ask me this. yes, yes i am. my grandpa. wonderin how he's doin on the puzzle we both tried, and failed, to put together on thanksgiving.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? no but i've scared the hell out of my brother with said word.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? if i suddenly acquired a diamond ring it would be cuz my mom dropped hers.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? can't complain i suppose. getting a job at the tanning salon nearby soon and getting a car when taxes come so nothing to bad.

57) Do you dye your hair? i'm a dude. a straight dude. so no.

58) Does anyone like you? i live in the middle of nowhere. do x-box live buddies count?

59) What year were you born? 1992

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? considering i was 2 i'm assuming i was rather busy with the whole 'filling my diaper' thing

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? ... its one of my deepest secrets but ya, i owned one when i was like 8 or 9 or so.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? wendys, hand down, best chicken nuggets this side of the galaxy.

63) Do you like yourself? my opinion changes rather often, but right now? ya

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? i live in the same house as them. so physically, ya. emotionally? mom, yes. dad (step, but still a hell of alot better then biological dad) not as much as i'de like. he works alot.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? i'm an ass man. if she walks by and i feel the urge to say 'DAMN! dat ass!' then shes a keeper in my book.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? in old farm houses? sometimes. otherwise? no

67) Have you ever eaten paste? nope. i chewed on damn near everything as a child though.

68) Do you own a webcam? no

69) Have you ever stripped? considering i sleep in my boxers i'de say y- oh you mean for other people. no.

70) Ever broke a bone? surprisingly no. i've fallen a good 20-30 feet and landed on my jaw with no lasting damage.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? as in AOL? keep that hell-spawn away from me.

73) Pringles or Lays? well geez you really threw me a hardball here huh? pringles. only because they have BBQ flavor.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart hmmm. ashley(11 year girlfriend mentioned above) may have loved me i'm not sure.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats. i quite literally grew up watching that show and ive only seen like, 4 episodes of doug and i can barely remember them.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? they're both rather stupid shows if ya ask me. then again i saw them when i was smaller, when live action shows were boring to me.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? again, home schooled. if anything my mom would be the counselor. in which case, ya. i suppose i did.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? no. i'm rather skinny.

79) Do you have a birth mark? a couple. the only one that hasn't faded with age is the one on my left knee that kinda looks like a backwards Illinois.

80) Do you own a car? iwill when taxes come back.

81) Can you cook? just a bagel sandwich, cereal, and eggs.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. the fact that my computer only has 3.9 gigs of disk space.

2. censored porn. (seriously wtf!)

3. wangsters (white guys that think they're black. its funny and pathetic at the same time)

83) Do you text message often? not having RL Friend or a cell phone makes it rather difficult

84) Money or love? Love. rather easy question.

85) Do you have any scars? a few. one on my hand from when i fell off my cousins bed. (we were jumping on it, i ain't that much of a hillbilly yet.) one on my left bicep from when my friend stabbed me with a goddamn pencil in fourth grade. a few more.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? i'm happy with just existing right now.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? i honestly don't see the point in watching them. why purposely scare yourself? i don't enjoy being scared so it all seems rather pointless.

88) Relationships or one night stands? relationship. besides the fact that i live in a small town and would burn through just about every woman in a matter of months, word gets around quick around here. if your bad in bed EVERYONE knows about it.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? greasy food!? where?!

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? does rambo count? otherwise no. boxing holds no interest for me.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? no. but if i searched hard enough i could probably find a few laying around the house.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? my mom?

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? i have named my computer lily. does she count?

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? the little girl in bridge to terabithia (duh, i already said this)

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Samjaz. he writes 'persona 3: fairly english story' an i find dry humor hilarious.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? hinata hyuuga (so what if she a fictional character she F'in hot. go look up 'shiin.blogspot' on google and tell me you don't find her the sexiest thing since the last chick you saw in a porno)

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? didn't i already answer this? like twice? the last person to reply to a review of mine tho was Samjaz.

100) Who was the last person that called you? me in specific? hell if i know. i very rarely ever get calls.

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challenges

here is where i will list some of the thing i would like someone to write. if u see this and would like to take up one of the challenges please by all means do so. just send me a pm so i know where to find it.

NARUTO

title:doppelganger

summary:what if the shiki fujin needed more than just the life of the user? what if it needed room for the new soul?

idea: after reading Spoodlexiii's fic (mender of souls) that states that having been the container of death/pharos/ryouji for so long it damaged minato arisawa's soul. stunting his personalities growth making it so he doesn't if fact HAVE a base personality. he basicaly is what people need him to be, be it a courageous leader, a caring friend, or a coach to help train. and i got to thinking.

what if naruto was affected the same way?

heres something i whipped up. maybe a longer summary for chapter one

souls... many people don't understand them. people have theories but none know for sure. we will now go over them and pick truth from myth.

the orb theory which states that our soul is an or that is an orb of energy somewhere in a human/animal/things vital areas (chest for a human, roots for a tree and so forth) this theory is partially true

the body theory states that the soul is a human shaped blob that resides within the body unseen and undetectable. this theory is also partialy true

the truth is everything on or in the body has a soul copy down to the last cell within it. when one is injured the soul is injured as well but this does not work in reverse. now purely having ones soul injured is rare so not much is know but when the soul is injured the subject feels anything from a slight tingle(from a scratch) to crippling pain (losing a soul limb) and after 12 hours of no soul in that limb it starts to decay as any dead flesh would. no one really know why this is but that's what happens. and there is and orb within the soul, directly in the center of the top of your chest to the left of the heart it is about the size of two fists or about two times the size of the heart (depending on the size of the body) this 'orb' contains a persons personalty, everything that they will become emotionally. if this orb is damaged after a certain age (the orb 'solidifies' around about age 15) it can drive one mad. no one know what happens when the orb is damaged before... until now

I'll be nice and even write out what my muse is giving me for the beginning of the first chapter.

it was finally time. he, minato namikaze, was about to seal the dreaded kyuubi no yoko inside his son to save the village.after the needed 54 he yelled out over the screams of the dieing and the roar of the flames "shiki fujin!!" the beast that was charging for him and 'bunta stopped in its tracks, minato could have sworn he saw the kyuubi pale white as she saw the spectral form of the shinigami king.

the shinigame gazed down at the mortal who summoned him. "why have you summoned me mortal!" minato, who expecting the shinigami to know why already was stunned briefly but regained what little composure he could and answered. "i wish for you to seal this demon onto my son to save the hidden leaf village in exchange for my soul!" the shinigami king considered his offer 'well my other servants ARE becoming rather bored so what the hell.' after a little thought he nodded his massive head and took his dagger out of his mouth. this action alone caused the fox to try frantically to run but her legs wouldn't opey her. all she could do was watch the the shinigami cut out her soul orb thus killing her body (physically and spiritually) and held it within his hand and shrunk it down so it would fit in young naruto. minata was curios why he hadn't sealed it yet could only watch in horror as the shinigame brought his massive dirk blade down again, this time on naruto!! but the shinigami didn't chop naruto in half like he feared simply cut a perfect circle in his soul right where his naval was unfortunately the kyuubi would not go without a fight and tried to hop out of the shinigami's hand thus causing him to slip in his cutting, cutting into narutos soul's chest on accident unknowingly damaging naruto's orb. after much struggling the shinigami finally managed to put the Yoko's soul into naruto's naval and behind the seal designed to keep it there. shortly after the shinigami turned upon minato and did the same as he did kyuubi and swallowed his orb instead adding it to his collection of souls.(being as the shinigami king doesn't actually eat his 'stomach' is more of a vault for all his loyal servants)

after all was said and done there lay the yondaime hokages body slumped up against a tree with a strangely silent infant in his arms. but inside the seal the cunning yoko was plotting "i didn't live five milenia just to die inside a mortal!! i will control this boy and use him to my will. who knows i may even give him a bloodline or two" dark cackeling could be heard from the cage as the kyuubi got to work on making sure each and every one of his cells were demonicaly supercharged enabling them to split an infinite number of times, thus making him immortal and invincible to ageing and illness. she would hold off on the bloodlines till he hit puberty when most bloodlines awaken. plus it would allow her to see set up a small... loophole if u will with the seal. she thanked her devilish luck that the sealing didn't knock her out as she could only do all this while the seal's ink was drying. the loophole allowing her to alter his body to her will. she had already given him a healing ability about half of hers which would match hers once he was fully grown and she had plans on making him rather...well endowed.(hey she WAS going to be using him for her own purposes already and she may have an itch that needs scratched eventually she may as well make him capable of scratching it.) one starteling thing she saw when she was examining her was his soul... it was damaged!! not only damaged she thought in glee but the part that contained his personalty was GONE she wouldn't even have to try to warp him. she could just raise him to believe she was his master.

it may not be the best thing in the world but as i have said before i am not a writer for the simple fact i almost never get ideas that are worth writeing down

kyuubi will obviously have a harder time manipulating him then she thought she would. because of his damaged soul he acts like people need him to. so for example he would act calm and supportive for hinata a fellow prankster for kiba and so forth. although it is up to the writer if kyuubi can actually manipulate him or not. he could be the ultimate double agent for sound or any other hidden village as well. its really up to u how u do it.

pairing: i would prefer naruto/hanabi. my reasons? several, there aren't very many naru/hanabi stories, her personality would mean naruto's personality would be the most canon-like (probably smarter, he IS dealing with the second heiress after all), and i would like the story to have a rare pairing and this fits because it wouldn't take a whole lot of effort to get her into the rookie 9 (have sakura drop out and have her be advanced for her age or sumthin) but really its ultimately up to whoever writes this story.

SONIC

name: fox and the swallow (fox and the sparrow flows off the tongue better in my opinion but whatever)

or

NEVER piss of a fox in heat

summary: what if tails was 3 years older? what if the air gear tournament started in spring?

idea:in the comic 'jack' on pholph.com (i think that's the site name) the anthromorphics or 'furries' are created by combining animal and human DNA so they have some human qualities. puberty being one of them. this is the theory i go by when i imagine anything with anthromorphs in it.(none of the human remember making them because centuries have gone by so they think their aliens or something). my idea is thus. what if tails was already starting puberty (so he has your average human hormones) AND it was spring (which if i remember right in when foxes go into heat) so he was pretty much tempted to jump anything with boobs already. only held back by his impressive self control reinforced by his intellect and the fact that he's surrounded by friends (not in the cheesy deus ex machina way i mean he wouldn't want to ruin his friendships with mindless sex) and nobody else (he doesn't get out of the lab much by choice becuase of the peace and quite and recently because of the problem i am stating) so what happens when wave comes along in painfully tight (according to his mind) pants and a shirt 3 sizes to small for her and starts insulting his hard work, laughing at him and then sashaying off? (again were looking through 'tails-o-vision' so pretty much anything is made 5 times as sexy as normal)

well... he does what any horny mischievous fox would do get revenge in such a way that leaves him satisfied and feeling proud of himself.

my ideal situation would be tails goes to waves house the night before they race and seduces her somehow (this is why I'm not writing it. i can't think of HOW he would do this) and finds some way to handicap her in the coming race (the actual race not the sex :P) I'm thinking either tweak her board or the easy way of some kind of vibrator only he can remove (he IS an inventor on par with egg-man and at least two weeks on his hands i think he can come up with something)

JOHNNY TEST

name: N/A

summary:after the girls decided gill (gil?) wasn't going to fall in love with them they decided to try a different method to get his love.

idea:susan and mary test try and make a lust potion. johnny comes in and either A: accidently knock over the beaker (or spray bottle) or whatever they keep it in, splashing it in his eyes, and by proxy his face. or B: he wants something and in exgange he must invite sissy over to play video games or something and then go to the bathroom and sprey it on himself ( they would tell him it was colognesp? or something) .

if the author goes with A it would be incest if they go with B it would be johnny/sissy and then eventual incest. why? well they live in the same house the lust potion would have an effect time of 24 hours they would eventually aither run into eachother or johnny would go to the twins to ask WTF was goin on which would lead to much sexy time. this would be a PWLP (porn with little plot) such as (establishing dominance by VFsnake) so you wouldn't have to try real hard for the plot.

BEN 10

title: N/A

summary: what if the aliens were all sentient like ghostfreak but not evil? what if they wanted to help ben with his problems, fighting or otherwise.

idea: like many of my challenges this was thought up after reading fanfics, this in particular was from reading the naruto fic "the great romantic" and many ben 10 fics.(mostly bwen fics)its not incest if u think 1.) ben has the omnitrix, u don't change beings that often without ur DNA being changed and 2.) they are already cousins possibly second cousins so its fairly likely ben isn't even remotely related DNA-wise after the DNA shift from the omnitrix that and its fanfiction incest really doesn't bother me in certain cases this is one that doesn't bother me unlike sand/hyuuga/uchihacest

ANYWAY the idea is what if the aliens could produce a hologram of themself only ben could see and talk to him (in his head so people don't think he's nuts) it would be similar to the "minijacks" from "pirates of the caribbean" or the different hals from the one episode of "malcolm in the middle". the nine(ghostfreak is still evil so he refuses to help) aliens would instruct ben on how to use their alien species correctly and comment on different things in bens life (like naruto and a more subdued kyuubi kinda thing) ben would be alot stronger and a better tactician but would still be immature (he IS 10 afterall) or 12 if u want him to match gwens age in my idea of the story gwen gains magic fairly quickly, like say a week after ben gains the omnitrix he runs into and fights charmcasterwho has been sent out by hex to get her first spell book that she left in their old base, an abandoned building would work well because you could have ben training with the omnitrix, and gains the book then. the author doesn't have to make up weird spell names just say what the spell does like 'levitate' for levitation and you could even borrow stuff from video games like firaga, thundaga, or oomph (giant firball, thunderstorm, and 2X strength repectively)

pairing: i would like it to be ben/gwen because i love the pairing for one and second... who else is there for parings? and don't say kai because she seems like the kind of girl who would leave him brokenhearted when she met someone she found more 'dangerous'.(probably kevin)

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quotes

It will give you holy flying goatses all over your screen. Hundreds of them, and they will blot out the sun
THEN WE WILL FAP IN THE SHADE! (bit-tech forums)

"If I had a nickel for every time I heard that I'd put them in a sock and use it to beat you unconscious." (code moneys)

"i dont suffer from insanity i enjoy it!" (my own twist on something i saw once)

"i believe whatever doesn't kill you makes you... stranger" (joker from the dark night)