|Calamity in Motion|
Author has written 30 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Daughters of the Moon, Pong, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Jekyll & Hyde, Jekyll, Vampires, Inuyasha, Gamer, Ayashi no Ceres, Mortal Instruments, Halloween, Fright Night, American Horror Story, and Host.
PEN NAME CHANGED FROM WickedWillow01
"Apres Moi, le Deluge" , After me, Disaster. - Louis XV/ Andrew Cunanan
Just so there's no confusion. I'm still the same Chiquita, just you know...different.
Gooood evening Ladies and Gentle-men!
(Can you tell what my latest obsession is?)
For one thing, It's'a Good!
So, you want to know about me? Alrighty. For one I’m a freak.
You see...I have a weakness.
This weakness is for dangerous men.
That being said, you might notice a common theme with my stories. So, please, before I get any e-mails or comments, please just know that if you like fluttery, his-and-her, let's-get-married-in-a-tiny-church romance, you'll find none of it here.
I've been fascinated by serial killers and violent crimes since I was little. While my friends couldn't stop jabbering about their music, I was obsessed with the many devises of torture in Europe during the inquisition. When they routed for the leading man, I silently prayed the bad guy would triumph.
For some reason I have yet to understand, I'm attracted to freaks. Not "bad boys", but full-out face-wearing, Crazy-smiling, cut-you-to-ribbons-and-play-Howdy-Duty-with-your-corpse PSYCHOS.
There's just something about frighteningly odd men that...I don't know, they just geek me.
SO! On that rather cheery note, I'd like to ask that you comment if you can, I love feedback, and above all just enjoy my stories. I'm not disproving the laws of physics (though wouldn't that be cool) I'm just writing. This is how I get all the nasty little impulses out, try to smile right along with me. :D
I don't post disclaimers for any of my stories because I believe that, considering the fact that this is a FAN FICTION website, it should be obvious. It irritates me to see disclaimers at the beginnings of stories. We KNOW you don't own the characters. That's kinda the whole point of FANFICTION! -deep breath- Ok...I feel better.
Stockholm Syndrome- This will be an Algaliarept and Ceri fan fic about the elve’s years of servitude under the demon. It is not a romance, though they will have a relationship of sorts. There will also be Non-con. Al made it very clear in the books that he raped Ceri many times. (The whole"she stopped crying after the first hundred years" comment) I'm not sure when I'll start posting this story. I've been working on it for a few years now, it just keeps getting put off. I'm sorry, but while I love the crap out of Big Sexy Al, the Joker holds my heart at gunpoint. He comes first.
Crane fic(As yet untitled) I've been getting more and more fascinated by his character lately, so now I can't help myself. I also want the chance to create my own villian. I haven't decided yet the extent of the relationship between Crane and my girl. what I can tell you is that I want to make Scarecrow as dark as possible, even violent. there will also be a Joker/Harley Cameo or two. (I can't leave my man alone) It should be up (hopefully) soon.
New York City, 1977 - Evil-Spike story about the psychological torment and eventual neck-snapping of Nicki Wood, the vampire slayer. She was Spike's second slayer kill, and the one who "gave" him his trench coat. It should be violent, riddled with the senseless murder of innocents, and hopefully fun. At least I'll enjoy writing it. -shivers- Evil Spike...mmmh.
Some sort of Spike/Faith thing. (their wicked sides of course) - I was watching the 7thseason, and I started playing with a story. Seeing as Joss considered Faith for the love-interest in the Spike spin-off, I don't find it that far-fetched. I however, see them killing and maiming with the best of them. It'll be a sick romance, I'm sure. High body-count and all that. Seems to be my thing.
Now for the props:
These people have Mitus-syndrome. You know, everything they touch turns to gold! So check 'em out!
This woman is one of the best Heath/Nolen-Joker writers I've seen. She has his character down to a T and I strongly encourage anyone who loves him as much as me to read her fiction.
She writes Harley fiction the way it was meant to be done. Getting into both our beloved Bronx baby's head and everyone’s favorite Clown Prince of Crime. I strongly suggest reading her story JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love, about how The Joker molded Harleen Quinzel into the adorably-dangerous Harley Quinn. This is a psychological masterpiece!
She writes the most intelligent, believable Harley/Crane fiction I've ever read. There's just something attractive about a man with such a huge..brain. Anyway, I suggest you read her fic Fear and Malice I just can't get enough of it. While the Joker is my main man, it is nice to settle down and watch Scarecrow reduce full grown men to sobs and pleading with only his words, rather than guns/knives/explosives etc. I warn you though, if you don't like actively using your brain to read fan fiction, don't bother, but for those of you that enjoy psychology and dry humor, holy bejesus, it's the bomb diggidy. Fo Rizzle.
And this, probably the most amazing piece of work concerning Lucifer I have ever had the immense pleasure of reading The Dark Night by "John Milton" (but you know, not the poet, seeing as he died in 1674) This one shot made me laugh, and it made me sad. It was beautiful and brilliant and god! Why isn't this man published? The term sympathy for the devil comes to mind.
Please, I beg you, read this story. Once I did...well I read it like three more times in one sitting. It is fantastic! Don't let the Bible thing scare you, this is not preachy, it makes you think and pity and...I'll just let you read it.
And yes, that warrents praising.
I'm a Quoting Fool!
"Did anyone ever tell you that you have lovely eyes? I mean, they go well with the rest of your face. It's not like I want to pop them out of your skull and carry them around on a key-chain...that's a compliment." -The Joker Blogs (Arkham Bound)-
"Sure. We love reproducing. It's one of our favorite things." -Jace- (Mortal Instuments)
"I'm 17, looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex." -Xander-
"Kindly refrain from any physical contact that is not of an erotic nature." -David- (Moonlighters)
"What did the colleges say? I'm just waiting for thin slips of paper with the words NO WAY, written in crayon." -Xander- (On getting into college)
"The shaking is a side-effect of the fear."
"Yeah, so if anyone sees my spine laying around, just be sure not to step on it." -Willow/Xander-
"I mean, I know that every slayer has an expiration date, but I want mine to be a long time from now...like a cheeto." -Buffy-
""I am a man and real men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown." -Jace-
"I'm so strong that I walk through this funny little world of yours and I don't notice it. It bores me. But you. You, Mrs. Jackman, you make me weak. I notice you." -Hyde-(James Nesbit)
"What's wrong, Watcher, life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea. Cup of tea. Nearly got shagged. Cup of tea." -Spike-
"Would you like to see my mask?...These crazies, they can't stand it. They scream and they cry. Much as your doing now." -Scarecrow-
"Listen, can't tell you, I haven't f#cked anything in days. Seriously, a gust of wind and I'd go off. So, nothing personal, but I hope you don't have any plans that involve walking strait." -Hyde- (Nesbit)
The night was pregnant with mystery. (greastest Christopher Pike line ever, lmao)
"What are your qualifications?"
"Rape, murder, arson, and rape."
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."
"Charming. Sign here." -Blazing Saddles-
"We can't stop here! This is BAT COUNTRY!!" - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-
"The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls . . . Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-
Raoul Duke: Alright listen to me. In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into some kind of towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and then savagely penetrated every orifice in her little body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member.
Those that I would attack with the passion of a thousand fan girls...
The Joker(Mistah J)- Because really? That man was f#cking sexy. Even when he scrambled.
Spike(William the Bloody) - Pre-Chip of course. Spike was my very first homicidal love-interest. In fact, even now, he is one of my very favorites. There's just something about a cocky Brit in leather that makes me -dreamy sigh- He started my love for bleach-blond bad boys. For those of you who enjoy Spike when he still tore people into pretty-pretty pieces and ran with Dru(another fav of mine) I recommend the book Pretty Maids All In A Row by Christopher Golden. Dark, violent, and sexy. Worth the read especially for the killing spree Spike and Dru go on. :D
Algaliarept (Big Al) - " You look eminently ravishable with the sun in your hair, love." I love this demon! He's just so mean and sexy and wicked and...UGGH! I read the Hollows simply because he's in them.
Little Alex - I know it's a little sick, for those who are familiar with his...idea of fun; but there was just something about him (in the book more than the movie) that made me get that sick, smooshy feeling. I'm proud to admit that he is the plastic cover on my light switch in my room. His big pretty face, and his Britva. (Alex was also the cause of my love for Malcolm Mcdowell...but that's another matter completely)
Pollux and Castor Troy - (Castor as both Cage and Travolta) "If I were to buy you flowers where would I send...let me rephrase. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?" "I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave." (Pollux was just adorable and his big brother was downright sexy. Face Off is fantastic.)
Minias - "Touch me like that again, and I'll rip your fingers off." (I'd touch his hair, despite that, it's so curly and soft ) Another reason why The Hollows keep me interested. Harrison's Demons are so...-shivers- fantastic.
Jereth the Goblin King - That movie really should have been called David Bowie's crotch, because it was the only thing( and the biggest) that anyone was watching. DB was beyond sexy in that film, which is strange, because normally, I don't find him attractive...maybe it really was the pants!
Dusty Shame -My first serial killer love. The cockroaches made him do it!! (If you know who this is then you deserve...something wonderful)
Hyde (Every blasted interpretation of the bastard) He's sexy, he's evil, he's powerful. The drives of a man, the mentality of an animal. He's the perfect predator. Good god, he's pretty much Sex personified...at least for me.
Paviche Antonio Largo(Pavi) - He walked like a rock star and wore women's faces. What's not to love? Plus..hey...accent.
Peloquin - (for those of you who've seen Nightbreed) I think it might have been his voice...and his tentacle/dreads.
Dexter - He turns me on when he's talking to his victims on the table. "Oh, no. I'm going to kill you, I'm just saying I don't HAVE to. It's a very liberating feeling."
Acheron Parthenopaeus - His name means 'Of the Pierced Maidenhead' that alone must count for something...plus, you know, he's a god!
Zerek, Sin, Talon, JADEN(oh, fuck yeah) - Testy, built, armed to the teeth, and sexy as hell. Just how I like my men. ;p
(and yes this one counts as a Persona/Character)
Slim Shady - But I'm talking 'Kim' 'Stan' and shivers '3 A.M.' ...and 'Same Song & Dance 'cuz I'm a freak.
but you already knew that.
(There are also some silly ones...I won't lie.)
Slade- Ok, yeah, cartoon...but that guy had the sexiest f#cking voice!
Yuki - (Gravitation) "You damn brat!"
Sesshomaru - He's all cold and pretty. Even if he's wearing make-up and a big-ass boa. And his voice is so deep and...-shudders- sexy!
I guess what I'm getting at is, if you know of a flick that has a psycho, or a semi-attractive mutant creature in it that you think might make me smile, send me a PM. I'm constantly looking for other personalities to add to my list. Help me out and I'll give you a cyber-cookie.
There are also a few women...I'm an open-minded gal.
Faith - My first Buffy girl-crush. She was just hot and when she went bad...mmm.
Drusilla - "It's like she's got a bit of a child still in her." "Yeah. Perhaps two or three by now." She was crazy, beautiful and awesome. I adore Dru.
Tira- Crazy bitch from Soul Caliber. I'm still not sure why I like her so much. Prob'ly the crazy part.
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