| Tuz Farkinca |
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Artemis Fowl, and Redwall. Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.- E. L. Doctoro Hi, I'm Tuz Farkinca, Tuz for short. ..and I finally have a computer that runs this site well! Yay! I LOVE to read, and read lots of things, including: Warriors, a bit. Twilight (which, ironically, I found while looking for a warrior book on amazon.) Redwall (I saw the TV show when I was little, and they were constantly running it out of order, so I hated it- I couldn't get why there were two mice with the same sword. And now I find myself addicted.) His Dark Materials Artemis Fowl Pendragon Uglies Trilogy- Wait, there's four now... Books by David Clement-Davies (The Sight, Firebringer, Fell, ect.) ...and lots of other things, mostly fantasy. If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor.- Edgar Rice Burroughs | |||||||
1. Cataclysm » reviewsA collection of mostly tragic, angsty oneshots. What are the stories of the Volturi's wives? What did the early Quileutes find out the hard way? Newest Added: He Loves Me LessTwilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-12-082. Just Sue Me reviewsRussano the Wise never knew being a Badger Lord involved paperwork. When he discovers the main cause of it is those blasted Sues, he creates a new way to deal with them. But how does it involve someone called Homyl and a Badger Lord in a dress?Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-14-08 - Complete3. Uses for a Dog » reviewsJasper discovers the advantages of having a shopping partner with forty-four chromosomes.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 8-16-08 - Jasper & Jacob - Complete4. About Your Son reviewsWith Artemis off in Limbo, it's up to Butler to try and find an excuse to explain his charge's absence. OneShot, set during TLC.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-21-08 - Butler & Artemis F. Senior - Complete5. Cards, Speech, and Futile Bets reviewsAlice attempts to get Edward to play cards, and instead discovers the depths of his loneliness. Oneshot, Pre-Bella.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-18-08 - Alice & Edward - Complete6. Wavering Shadows reviewsShe was just a wavering shadow, walking under streetlights that hadn’t shed light in ages, wrapped in a long black jacket. AU, BxE, One-shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-6-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete7. They Killed Him reviewsBella mourns the loss of...er...the tree Edward. All Human, One-shot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-23-08 - Complete8. Chasing For Real » reviewsAs planned by Alice, the Cullens are having one large game of tag to celebrate Leap Day, with the whole world as their playing field. What happens when something goes horribly wrong?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,399 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 2-29-08 - Complete9. A Cake For Edward reviewsElizabeth prepares a cake and presents for Edward's sixth birthday. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-20-08 - Complete10. It Takes Two reviewsIt takes two kisses to really break a relationship. One to sow the seed of doubt, then another to make the seed into a tree. EdwardXRosalie, One-shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete11. Ponderings of Pranking reviewsIt's that special day of the year, but Emmett's having some trouble picking who to prank, and how to do it. Who will he end up choosing?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete12. The Letters reviewsOneshot. Jacob recieves letters from Bella on her new life, while his own life falls apart.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete