Hey People! This is the part of the site where you get to learn all about the ahhh-mazing me! Okay people challenge for you.. can anyone figure out what my Penname means? My friend is allebsvulde and our Pennames have almost the same meaning! If you think you've figured it out, send me a PM and if you're right, you'll get a virtual ice cream sundae! YAY!

Name: moose/owllvr01/blondemuggle01/desvulalleb

Gender: Female! Yep-girls rule and boys definitely drool!

Age: I'm 15, but I act like I'm 5...you can ask anyone who Knows me- I got WAY too much of the happy gene!

Hobbies:I like reading, writing, and cheerleading (yes, I'm a cheerleader..cheerleaders are A-W-E-S-O-M-E! WHAT'S THAT SPELL? AWESOME!)

A Little More About Me:I am about 5'4 and I have curly, light blond hair, blue eyes, and I am probably the palest girl you will ever see! No...Seriously. I try to tan and just burn. I think that I'm physically incapable of tanning! I'm a Christian and proud of it, and when I get older, my pipe dream is to become a published author! But, as that is most likely not going to hapen, I'll also settle for a degree in eith Eduacation or Journalism (both Newspaper and News is fine with me).

My Best Friends:Saliyha (S-uh-L-ee-uh), Jenna, Saliyha, Alisa, Saliyha, Cullen, Saliyha, Christine, Alexis, and Sarah. Did I mention I'm friends with this ahhhh-mazing girl named Saliyha? I did? Really? hmmm...interesting...

Favorite color: topaz

Favorite food: Dried Pineapple and Peanut Butter (seperately, not together...although I'm sure that they'd taste quite interesting if they were...)

Favorite Country:ENGLAND! BRITS RULE! Yes, Jake, I'm talking about you! Lol.

Favorite Books:Twilight Series, Christy Miller Series, Harry Potter Series, Maximum Ride Series, Peter and the Starcatchers Series, and Eragon.

Favorite Movies: Juno, Twilight, and A Walk to Remember!

Pet Peeves:Nails on a chalkboard, improper grammar, and people who think that all vampire-lovers are emo...

Reasons why I'm like Bella: I'm a complete klutz, I have a friend named Angela, my boyfriend's name is Cullen Masen Anthony, and his sister is married to someone with the last name of Edwards (just kidding-he's not my boyfriend but he is my friend, and he really does exist), and I love Edward.

My favorite quotes:

Hey vampire girl! ~ Embry

If I could dream at all it would be about you and I'm not ashamed of it. ~ Edward

Stupid, shiny Volvo owner. ~Bella

I'm Switzerland. ~ Bella

Your exactly my brand of heroine. ~ Edward Cullen

Overprotective fool. ~ Alice Cullen

Marry me First. ~ Edward Cullen

Cinderella...What is that a disease? ~ Ron Weasley

I open at the close ~ Golden snitch

This Hostage stuff is fun! ~ Alice Cullen

I hear voices in my mind and your worried that your a freak. ~ Edward Cullen

You dazzle me. ~ Bella Swan

The clouds I can handle but I cant fight with an eclipse. ~ Jacob Black

Edward Cullen is staring at you. ~ Jessica Stanley

Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who you when you should be worrying about You-No-Poo? The constipation sensation that is gripping the nation. ~ Fred and George Weasley

The spiders want me to tap dance! I dont want to tap dance...You tell those Spiders, Ron! ~ Ron Weasley and Harry Potter

I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around. ~Emmett

Okay just Jacob and Bella none of those freaky Virgos here.~ Jacob Black

As long as you like me best and think I'm good-looking I'm prepared to be annoyingly persistent.~ Jacob Black

Does my being Half-Naked bother you? ~ Jacob Black

I used to run around you house at night...like I do now-just to make sure you were okay ~ Jacob Black

What is it like having a werewolf as a best friend? ~Jacob Black

I'll always be waiting in the wings Bella. ~ Jacob Black

Until you heart stops beating Bella I'll be here fighting. ~ Jacob Black

What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?~ Edward Cullen

You're wounding my ego Bella...I just proposed and you think its a joke~ Edward Cullen

Would you please tell me what you're thinking before I go mad~ Edward Cullen

I'm not going to kill you now because it will upset Bella..But, if you ever kiss her again, I will break your jaw for her ~ Edward Cullen

The way Edward watches you- its so... protective. like he's about to throw himself in front of a bullet to safe you ~ Renee

Kiss me, Jacob! ~ Bella

Are you going to say that he was seeing if you hair smelled like green apples?~ Doug

Are you sure that you're ready to transform a belching green bean frosty cone into 'her own person'? ~ Christy Miller

Favorite Bible Verses:

Be strong and courageous, do not be terrified, do not be discouraged, for the Lord you God is with you wherever you go. ~ Joshua 1:9

For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son and that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. ~ John 3:16

Your word is a lamp unto my feet and a light unto my path. ~Psalm 119:105

Don't let others think less of you because of your youth, but instead, set an example for the other believers in speech, life, love, faith and purity. ~ 1 Timothy 4:12

crazy and cute little copy and paste thingies:

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you look, act, talk, and laugh like me. Crazy is when you ask a question that you already know the answer and you're 100 sure but you just ask again to make sure. Crazy is when one tiny random dot on a white board at school will drive you insane.( though you are already insane.) Crazy is when you're in the middle of taking a major exam and the room is deathly quiet and you just burst into laughter and cant stop for 15 minutes, and when your teacher asks what was so funny, you can honestly answer, " I have no idea." If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, XxBellaxCullenxX, allebsvulde, desvulalleb

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a peculiar treasure, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen asleep standing up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever marked Edward Anthony Masen Cullen's birthday (June 20th for the losers who don't already know that) on your calendar with little hearts surrounding his name copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Wait! Hold up! Did you say fictional?? I need a moment. walks off crying)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thingie shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. (Most definitely! That thing gives me nightmares!)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock-paper-scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you read so much that your parents limit the amount of time that you are allowed to read in one day, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been in a public place and started randomly laughing so loudly that people actually stop to stare at you and then ask you if you need help copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, XxBellaxCullenxX, allebsvulde, desvulalleb

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer and put your name here: desvulalleb

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile. (We're insane together!)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your arse off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep) XxBellaxCullenxX (only til like one am, but i started at 4pm, i can't stay up late i'm a weenie), allebsvulde, desvulalleb (from 4 in the afternoon to 3:30 in the morning-on a school night!)

Okay, I found some hilarious comebacks to all of those cheesy pick-up lines!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could, I would rearrange the alphabet so that U and I were right next to each other. Woman: Really? Because I like it just the way it is; with N and O right next to each other.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Could I borrow your phone? I promised I'd call my friends when I met the girl of my dreams

Woman: sorry. I have to use it. I promised I'd call my friends when i heard the cheesiest pick-up line ever.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today, or any day for that matter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
Woman: Really? I like it the way it is with N and O next to each other.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: “You look like a dream.”
Woman: “Go back to sleep. “

After hearing a pick-up line:
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

Older man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Woman: That arctic breeze you're feeling? It's the wind coming off of my cold shoulder.

These are hilarious!

You know you lived in 2009 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.

2. If you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook etc.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were to busy to notice that the number five was missing.

10. You actually looked back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you are laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.