My Oath: Okay, I have noticed that I have not really reviewed, or even read, all that many stories recently. In my opinion, that is a bad, bad thing. So, now, I am going to make an oath to read and review at least one thing a week.

And now, to address this site's constant glitches... "Glitches are bitches!"

That is all.

--Table of Contents--

My profile was a bit messy, so I thought I would spruce it up a bit.

-General Info on me (Who I am and crap.)

-Mood of the day. (It's been the same for a while. Probably will stay the same for a while,)

-Quotes

-Stories: My thoughts (This is just a little bit of info on my stories. As of now, I have no stories that are open. All are either finished, like the one shots, or scrapped.)

-More specific info on me (This includes my feelings on that book. What was it called again? Oh, right, Twilight. Ruined the Twilight for me, now I can't even play Twilight Princess without thinking of that God-Awful book.)

General Info

Name: Ten ways to spoil dinner

Nicknames: Twisted, Super-T, Supeh-T, Ten, and Ten ways.

Gender: Male

Age: ...

Other random things: Well, I can' classify everything.

I'm left handed.

My favorite band is Metallica.

I have a number one fan.

My number one fan is Shopaholic Pixie (Who usually goes by Lally.)

I have an above average I.Q. (I'm not sure what it is exactly, as I haven't taken an I.Q. test in a while, and I've been hit on the head so many times that, by now, my I.Q. has probably dropped.)

I am going to be a famous author someday. I'll probably write Fantasy or Sci-Fi... maybe something in realistic fiction... eh, I dunno.

Mood of the day: In love

There's nothing that I need to put down here. What is right above is what I mean. This one will probably stay here for a while... and not because I'm lazy...

I just thought of something to add: Who I'm in love with. Can't believe I hadn't added this before. I'll give you a hint. She's my number one fan. Give up? Really? I thought it would be a bit clearer... Well, here's the answer for the slow minded people (Not you, of course. Those who couldn't figure it out...) Shopaholic Pixie. Isn't love great?

Oh, yeah, she changed her pen-name if you are wondering.

Quotes

These are just some quotes. Being I just started thi part, it's small. I'm probably going to look for some old quotes I remember...

"Ten, you're like a holy angel. You defend the site's quality."

~Lord Kelvin

Stories: My thoughts...

In the Eyes of Evil: Ganondorf wants power. He strives for it. In the end, he will have it, and he will fight the goddesses to get it! An alternate ending to Ocarina of Time. Ganon's POV (Complete)

This story just came, mostly, from the fact that good guys don't always win. Sometimes... they just lose. I wanted to imagine what would happen if Ganon did win, and if he did defeat the goddesses.

The Legend of Zelda: To Smite a God: Taking place 100 years after In the Eyes of Evil, this story follows Link, a young slave boy, who has grown up in the world ruled by Ganondorf, but he soon learns that this 'god' isn't quite so invincible. Now he must traverse the lands, vanquish powerful and dark creatures, aid an anti-Ganondorf rebel group, and restore the ancient sages. Will he save Hyrule from its oppressor?

The above story is officially scrapped. I tried writing more for the story, but I felt like the story was forced, and couldn't write more. I just can't. Sad, isn't it.

The Bearer of Evil Seeds: All fates intertwine in the end. A hero, Link. A knight, Siegfried. A sword, Soul Edge. A madman, Ganondorf. What starts out as a fight against a small-time cult ends up as a race against the clock to stop Soul Edges Revival, and a fight against the darkest beings.

This story,sadly, has been scrappedI thank my readers for reading the story, but I have no more inspiration to write this story, ad it didn't have enough plot. Agood beginning, I admit, but after the first arc of the story, nothing else was really planned

Moratorium of Memory: Also Scrapped

Their Greatest Weapons: A Metroid story that is based off one of my very early works (As in, very badly written works). The plot involves Samus, the Federation's greatest weapon, and a creature beyond comprehension, which can be considered the Pirate's greatest weapon. I don't want to put too much down, because, if I did, I'd probably reveal too much plot. But I will say this: The story will involve several characters from past Metroid titles. including, but not limited to: SA-X, Sylux, Ridley (Well, he is a Metroid staple), a rebuilt mother brain, and the introduction to my OC, Metroid Man (Corny, I know. I was like ten when I made him.)

I am going to redo, in a sense, this story. Although, it's more like a new story, for now, I have a new, and better, plot, which will be more original than the one for this story. Also, I have many character updates. Metroid Man 4.0 (The story only had 3.0)

Disposable Heroes: Ganondorf looks back on Link, the Disposable Hero, and how he helped his mad conquest, and how Ganon's mistakes led up to the final battle...

Creeping Death: A short poem about Link, losing the final battle.

In the eyes of Evil, Disposable Heroes, and Creeping Death can be considered sibling stories (Or poems) as they revolve either Ganon, or Ganon winning.

--More specific info on me--

This section is less general. More info that you don't really need to know (Except for you pervs out there, as I know you love all this info I'm giving.)

I'll be going by categories (Aren't the fun.)

Fanfiction(dot)net: Best. Site. Ever. That's all I need to say.

Religion: Gosh, I hate this topic. This topic has done more damage to the world then nuclear waste. As for me, I'm not religious. Not saying I don't believe in god, I certainly don't have proof he doesn't exist, but I also have no proof he does exist (I don't consider books with his name in it proof, as that would mean Harry Potter and the Mad hatter are real to.) I would like to think of myself as in between, on this subject. A nice neutral.

Flaming: Neutral. Simple as that.

Next topic-

Twilight- OMG dis is da best book evur!1!!1!oneleventyone! Well, guess what- that isn't my opinion of Twilight. To demonstrate what my true feelings on this book are, I have crafted you a gift of my own design; a poem. Enjoy. (Note: Fangirls, look away. I seriously mean it. I can not be held responsible for your actions after reading this poem. You will likely be very angry.)

"Oh, Twilight, how do I loathe thee.

A crappy fanfic is all you'll ever be.

With your stus and your sues,

It's no wonder this crowd boos.

Why were you written, in the first place?

I wonder, I ponder, for this is a mysterious case.

It is so popular, yet so horrible.

Purple prose is the reason this story is incorrigible.

Twilight, you are a wet dream and nothing more.

I hope you rot in hell, you dirty whore."

Short, I know, and rather general too. I'm hoping to think of a better poem that insults characters specifically (Not hard to insult most of them, as they are all as flat as paper.)