Quote of the Month:

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." ~Phyllis Diller

Bible Verse of the Week: "Love does no wrong to a neighbor; therefore love is the fulfilling of the law." Romans 13:10

IMPORTANT NOTES!

1) FROM THE HEART officially has 100 reviews! Thank you so much to everyone who contributed! You all have received virtual cookies from me! Next goal: 200!!

Things About Me: JESUSFREAK-And-Proud-Of-It

1. I stumbled upon this website on Google shortly after getting hooked on Avatar: The last Airbender fanfiction, and soon discovered this was the source of by far the best out there for A:TLA.

2. My fanfics I write are simply for my enjoyment and for the enjoyment of others on this site. In other words, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT...DON'T READ IT!

3. It is understandable to me for people to flame people's stories, and they will be accepted...with discretion. I prefer constructive crit, and/or encouragement...but, again, flames are understandable as long as they pertain to the story, and I'm tough, I can handle it. :D

4. I enjoy almost everything under the sun...except heavy metal rock. And rap. They annoy the heck out of me. And of course I dislike profanity and discourage you from using it in any review you submit. In fact, my favorite cuss word is 'monkey.' Yes, I am aware its not an actually profane word and in fact the common name of several species of animals (for those of you who want to get technical with me). But, if you ever see 'WTM!' or 'OMM!' or 'MONKEY!' written somewhere, you know what I'm trying to accomplish.

5. My favorite A:TLA character is Toph, because I think she is kind of like me (in several different ways) and the way she deals with struggles in her life is so weirdly similar to mine that I could probably pose for her in the show and do quite well...except for the fact that I sound and look nothing like her. (I am short, though. GO SHORT PEOPLE! And, of course: METALBENDERS RULE!)

Kataang, if you haven't already guessed, is my main shipping topic. I will not bash Zutara, far from it, I think it is an interesting fandom...and very awesome as a platonic ship. They just have so much to complement each other with, which is why I like the ship in its entirety. I will ship a lot of other directions, and take a lot of suggestions, but I really am not too much of a rabid shipper. The only ships I will absolutely not do is yaoi and yuri ships. I mean, come on.

Random quotes I found on kittiekat10105's profile:

"When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!"

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..."

"If it's illegal to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?"

Quote I borrowed from Jeni27 (Thx so much, I agree completely!):

"Stay in your own world. It's safer there." ~Jeni

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays over a book you like. Crazy is when you chase a random person all over the place and then say "Tag You're it!" when you finally catch them. Crazy is when you break your foot at your church's camp. Crazy is when you: put five intertubes, a baby intertube on your head, one noodle under each arm, a noodle in between your legs, have a snorkle and goggles on, jump in the pool, and make up a random story about a guy who is scared of drowning at his hotel pool in Hawii. Crazy is when you run around with a baby's lifesaver shaped pool floatie on your head yelling 'Look at my Sombrero!'... If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Post this on your profile if you hate racism>>>>(This made me laugh!)

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

FAV AVATAR QUOTES!

For those of you that don't watch avatar often...well, here's a treat for you! Unfortunately, under the circumstances, I can't rewrite the eps for you here because that (obviously enough) would take years! So, here's some little snippets (hmm...snippets. I like that word!) of parts of random eps I thought were funny! FYI...due to my loss of memory some of these quotes might be a bit (or a lot) off of the actual word on the show. I know I got the meaning down, but the exact quote might have been slightly jumbled about. WARNING: Spoilers!

1. "(Toph) 'What are you doing here, Twinkletoes?' (Aang) 'We're here to talk to you.' (Sokka) 'Don't answer to Twinkletoes! It's not manly!' (Katara) 'This from the guy whose bag matches his belt!'" Book 2-The Blind Bandit

2. "'(Aang) 'What happened to the fire? And the tent?' (Sokka) 'Why don't you ask Miss Know it all, Queen of the twigs!' (Katara) 'Oh yeah? Well you're Mister Lazy Bum! King of the...(throws a tent pole, it bounces off Sokka's head)...tents!'" Book 1-The Great Divide

3. "(Aang) 'Sokka, the arrow's on Appa's head.'
(Sokka) 'This IS his head.'
(Katara) 'Why are there feet coming out of it?'
(Sokka) 'Those are his horns! Look, I haven't seen him in a while, ok?'
(Toph) 'It looks just like him to me!'
(Sokka) 'Thank you! I worked really--why do you feel the need to do that?'"Book 2-Lake Laogai (I'm pretty sure...I think)

4. "(Sokka) 'Okay! Mr. Spirit of Karma or whoever's in charge of these things...if I ever get out of this, I'll give up sarcasm...and meat! There! That's all I got. Basically my whole identity! But from now on I'm willing to be Sokka the veggies and straight-talk fellow.'" Book 2-Bitter Work

5. (Ah, this is one of my favorites. Sokka creates a Haiku off the top of his head. Boy he's awesum-ola!) "'They call me Sokka, That is, in the Water Tribe. I-am-not-an-oaf.'" Book 2-Tales of Ba Sing Se

6. (Aang, in disbelief, talking to Katara) 'Us? Kissing?' (Katara, laughing nervously) 'Yeah, pretty crazy idea, huh?' (Aang, dreamily) 'Us...Kissing...'" Book 2 (I think)-The Cave of the two lovers

7. (Aang is so funny in this!) "'I'm just saying that I'd rather kiss you than die! That's a compliment!' (Katara yells over her shoulder, storming off) 'Yeah, well, I'm not sure which I'd rather do!' (Aang to himself in frustration) 'What is wrong with me?'" Book 2- the Cave of the Two lovers

8. (This is also in the Cave of the Two Lovers, I luv the nomads! Chong, Lily, and Moku. They're hilarious:) )

"Two lovers, forbidden from one another, a war divides their people, and a mountain divides them apart...Built a path to be to-gether...-Yeah, I can't remember the next few lines but then it goes-...SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS...SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL! Yeah!" oh, and also..."and DIIIIIIIIIIIIE."

9. "(Aang) Okay, you caught me, I'm the Avatar, doing my Avatar thing. Keeping the world safe. Everything checks out! No firebenders here! So...good job, everyone! Love each other, respect life, and don't run with your spears!" Book 1: The King Of Omashu

10. "(Momo) 'You, my friend, are just a few plums short of a fruit pie.'" Book 3-Nightmares and Daydreams :D

11. "(Toph) 'You know what I just heard? Blah blah...spiritual mumbo jumbo...blah blah...something about space.'" Book 3-Day Of Black Sun Part 1

12. "(Yu) 'Pants are an illusion. And so is death." Book 3- Day of Black Sun Part 1

13. "(Azula) 'Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the world. WE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH!'" Book 3-The Beach

14. "(Zuko) 'What about this situation makes you think they want us to dance?'" Book 3-The Firebending Masters

15. "(Zuko) 'Hey, watch it! That food was for my cranky girlfriend!'" Book 3-The Beach

16. "(Aang) 'You just had to pick up the glowing egg, didn't you?'" Book 3-The Firebending Masters

17. "(Zuko) 'Why am I so bad at being good!?'" Book 3-The Western Air Temple

18. "(Sokka) 'My first girlfriend turned into the moon.' (Zuko, sympathetically) 'That's rough, buddy.'" Book 3-The Boiling Rock, part 1

19. "(Aang) ‘You know what? I think you’re jealous!’ (Katara) ‘Jealous?! Of what?’ (Aang) ‘That we’re having so much fun without you.’ (Katara) ‘What? That’s ridiculous!’ (Aang) ‘It is a little ridiculous, but I understand.’ (Katara glares at Aang and stomps off)” Book 1-The Warriors of Kyoshi

20. "(Aang) 'This is Appa, my flying bison.' (Sokka) 'Right, and this is Katara, my flying sister.'" Book 1-The Boy in the Iceberg

21. "(Sokka) 'We're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!'" Book 3-The Headband

22. "(Katara, smiling) 'I like your hair.' (Aang, horrified) 'I have hair?! How long was I out?'" Book 3-The Awakening

23. "(Zuko) 'Ahhh... what would Uncle say? Sometimes clouds have two sides: a dark and light and a silver lining in the middle. It's like a silver sandwich. So... when life seems hard, take a bite out of the silver sandwich...' (Sokka) 'Maybe we haven't failed after all!' (Zuko) 'That's the spirit! Wow, I can't believe that worked! I didn't even know what I was saying...' (Sokka) 'No, not you! What you said made no sense at all!'" Book 3-The Boiling Rock Part 1

24. "(Toph) 'We can take them! Three on three.' (Sokka) 'Actually, Toph, there's four of us.' (Toph) 'Oh, sorry, I wasn't counting you. You know, since you're not a bender, and all.' (Sokka, blowing up) 'I CAN STILL FIGHT!' (Toph) 'Fine then. We're three on three--plus Sokka.'" Book 2-The Chase

25. " (Professor Zei) 'You're a living relic!' (Aang) 'Thanks, I try.'" Book 2-The Library

26. "(Katara, whipping out a piece of paper) 'Then, what is THIS?' (Toph) 'I DON'T KNOW! Seriously, what's with you people? I'm blind!'" Book 3-The Runaway

27. "(Sokka) 'What did you call me?!' (Katara) 'A GIANT-EARED creatin! Look at those things! Do herds of animals use them for shade?'" Book 2-Imprisoned

28. "(Sokka) 'What could you possibly do for a country full of depraved little fire monsters?' (Aang) 'I'm gonna throw them...a secret dance party!' (Sokka, in mock anger) 'Go to your room!'" Book 3-The Headband

29. "(Katara) 'We're safe now Sokka, you can take the moustache off.' (Sokka) 'No I can't. It's permanently glued to my skin...'" Book 3- The Headband

30. "(Sokka) 'I am a fan of secret rivers...'" Book 3-The Headband

31. "(Sokka) 'It's a special knot!' (Wan Shi Tong) 'You're not very bright, are you?'" Book 2-The Library

32. "(Hakoda) 'Sokka, there's no prison in the world that can hold two Water Tribe geniuses.' (Sokka, dejectedly) 'Then we better find two.'" Book 3-The Boiling Rock, Part 2

33. "(Sokka) 'Giant light beams... flying bison... airbender... I think I’ve got Midnight Sun Madness. I’m going home to where stuff makes sense.'" Book 1-The Boy in the Iceberg

34. "(Sokka) 'Great. You’re an Airbender, Katara’s a Waterbender; together you can just waste time all day long.'" Book 1-The Boy in the Iceberg

35. "(Aang, pointing to various places on a map) 'Here we’ll ride the hopping llamas. Then waaaay over here we’ll surf on the backs of giant koi fish. Then back over here we’ll ride the hog-monkeys. They don’t like people riding them, but that’s what makes it fun!'" Book 1-The Avatar Returns

36. "(Aang, to Momo) 'I'm going to pretend I didn't pretend to hear that.'" Book 3-Sozin's Comet Pt 3-The Old Masters

37. "(Iroh Actor) 'Choose Treachery! It's more fun!'" Book 3-The Ember Island Players

38. “(Aang) ‘Zuko, I think the past is trying to kill me!’” Book 3-The Firebending Masters

39. “(Sokka) ‘I’m the plan guy, and you two are the cut-stuff-up-with-waterbending guys. Together, we’re Team Avatar!’” Book 2-The Drill

40. “(Chong) ‘Nobody react to what I’m going to tell you…but I think that kid over there is the Avatar!’ (Sokka smacks his forehead)” Book 2-The Cave of the Two Lovers

41. "(Katara) 'It says here that the earth king is throwing a party for his pet...bear.'

(Aang) 'You mean platypus-bear.'

(Katara, shaking her head) 'No, it just says 'bear'.'

(Sokka) 'Certainly you mean his pet Skunk-bear.'

(Toph) 'Or his Armadillo-bear.'

(Aang) 'Gopher-bear?'

(Katara) 'Just...'bear.''

(Toph) 'This place is weird.'" Book 2-City of Walls and Secrets

42. "(Village Leader) 'Firebenders have landed on our shores! Girls, come quickly!' (Sokka) 'Hey! I’m not a...oh, whatever.'" Book 1-Warriors of Kyoshi

43. "(Sokka) 'It’s dark down here! I can’t see a thing!' (Toph, sarcastically) 'Oh no, what a nightmare!'" Book 2-The Drill

44. "(Katara) 'Why are you smiling at me like that?' (Aang looks surprised) 'Oh, I was smiling?' (Sokka groans)" Book 1- The Boy in the Iceberg

45. "(Katara) 'You've got a little dirt on your...well, everywhere, actually.' (Toph) 'You call it dirt. I call it a healthy coating of earth.'" Book 2-Tales of Ba Sing Se

46. "(Toph) '...The images are all fuzzy.' (Appa roars) 'Not that there’s anything wrong with fuzzy!'" Book 2-The Library

47. "(Katara) 'He’s the Avatar, Sokka. Making peace between people is his job.' (Sokka, sighing dejectedly) 'His job is going to make us cross this entire thing on foot, isn't it?'" Book 1- The Great Divide

48. "(Toph points) 'THERE IT IS!' (everyone looks up excitedly) (Toph) 'That’s what it will sound like when one of you spots it!'" Book 2-The Library

49. "(Zuko) 'These are the masters?' (Aang whispers) 'You still think we can take them?' (Zuko) 'Shh! I never said that.' Book 3-The Firebending Masters

50. "(Sokka) 'It's a GIANT mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!! Friendly mushroom...mushy giant friend...'" Book 2-The Desert

51. "(Sokka) 'Hey, jerks. Mind if I watch you two jerks do your jerkbending?' (Zuko) 'Get out of here!'" Book 3-The Firebending Masters

52. "(Zuko, dejectedly) 'Listen everybody;I've got some pretty bad news. I've lost my stuff.' (Toph, raising both arms) 'Don't look at me. I didn't touch your stuff.'" Book 3-The Firebending Masters

53. "(Toph) 'You're gonna need to learn to draw your firebending from a different source. I recommend the original source.' (Sokka) 'How's he supposed to do that? By jumping into a volcano?' (Toph) 'No. Zuko needs to go back to whatever the original source of firebending is.' (Sokka) 'So...is it jumping into a volcano?'" Book 3-The Firebending Masters

54. "(Aang, tugging on Zuko's arm) 'Zuko, get over here! I want you to dance with me!' (Zuko, recoiling) 'What?' (Aang, impatiently) 'Just do it.'" Book 3-The Firebending Masters

The following seven quotes were requested by Amelia K. Thomas:

55. "(Sokka) 'Drink cactus juice, It'll quench ya. Nothings Quenchier. It's the quenchiest!'" Book 2-The Desert

56. "(Aang) 'I don't do that! That's not what I'm like! And I'm NOT a woman!'" Book 3- The Ember Island Players

57. "(Suki) 'You never told me you kissed the Moon Spirit.' (Sokka, completely wrapped up in the action on stage) 'Shh, I'm trying to watch!'" Book 3-The Ember Island Players

58. "(Kid) 'Nice Zuko costum. But your scar's on the wrong side.' (Zuko, upset) 'It is not on the wrong side!'" Book 3-The Ember Island Players

59. "(Zuko, to himself) 'What would uncle say...? (Imitating Iroh, slowly and thoughtfully) Zuko, you must look within yourself to free yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self, reveal itself. (Frustrated) Even when I talk for him I don't understand what he's saying!'" Book 3- The Western Air Temple

60. "(The Duke, dejectedly) 'I miss Pipsqueak.' (Sokka) 'I miss not having blisters on my feet.'" Book 3- The Western Air Temple

61. "(Haru) 'Race you, Duke.' (The Duke) 'I told you, it's THE Duke.'" Book 3-The Western Air Temple

62. "(Toph) 'Well, that was random.'" Book 3-The Beach: This is my action phrase!! No kidding!

63. "(Boulder) 'The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.' (Toph, tauntingly) 'Sounds to me like your scared, Boulder!' (Boulder) 'The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings, and is now ready to crush you...in a landslide.' (Toph) 'Whenever you're ready, The Pebble! (laughs scornfully)'" Book 2-The Blind Bandit

64. "(Katara) 'He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.' (Sokka, in protest) 'They snuck up on me!'
(Katara) 'Right. And then they kicked your butt.'" Book 1-The Warriors of Kyoshi

65. "(Zuko) 'Just breathe, and...' (punches. A pathetic spurt of fire appears and dissapates) (Aang, sitting up) 'That one kind of felt hot.' (Zuko) 'Don't patronize me! You know what it's supposed to look like.' (Aang, dipping his head) 'Sorry, Sifu Hotman.' (Zuko) 'And stop calling me that!'" Book 3-The Firebending Masters

66. "(Toph) 'Seriously, you guys didn't find any meat?'" Book 3-The Boiling Rock, Part 2

67. "(Sokka) 'Get in. We're going to save your boyfriend.' (Katara) 'He's not my--' (Sokka, interrupting) 'Whatever!'" Book 1-The Avatar Returns

68. "(Piandao) 'You messed things up in a very special way...'" Book 3-Sokka's Master

69. "(Sokka) 'Normally my fishing skills are OFF THE HOOK! Get it? Like a fishing hook?' (Silence) (Toph) 'Too bad your skills aren't on the hook.'" Book 3-The Painted Lady

70. "(Aang, in hysterics, to Sokka) 'In one of my dreams, you were running from Fire Nation soldiers, climbing this cliff! But you were too slow and they got you!'" Book 3-Nightmares and Daydreams

71. "(Aang, shouting) 'DON'T DRINK THAT!' (Toph, spit-taking all over Katara) 'Why?! Is it poisoned?' (Aang) 'In my dream, we were right in the middle of the invasion, and you had to stop to use the bathroom! We died because of your tiny bladder!'" Book 3-Nightmares and Daydreams

72. "(Salesman) 'Flaming fire flakes. Best in town!' (Sokka) 'I'll take 'em!' (stuffing his face) 'AAAHHH! OOHHH! HOT! HOT!' (Katara, crossing her arms) 'Flaming fire flakes. Hot. What'd you know?'" Book 1-The Deserter

73. "(Sokka, irritably, after Toph bumps into him) 'Can't you watch where you're...' (Toph, interrupting in a 'duh' tone) 'No.' (Sokka) 'Oh, right. Sorry.'" Book 2-The Desert

74. "(Sokka, to FufuCuddlyPoops) 'You're awfully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat.'" Book 2-Bitter Work

75. "(Sokka) 'Toph, I guess you should just come with me.' (Toph, indignant) 'Why? Because you think I can't put up posters on my own?' (grabs a posters, swipes glue on the wall, and slams it down) (Toph, after a moment, dejectedly) 'It's upside down...isn't it.'" Book 2-Lake Laogai

76. "(Sokka) 'Come on, a day at the theatre? This is the type of wacky, time-wasting nonsense I've been missing!'" Book 3-The Ember Island Players

77. "(Aang) 'You know, Zuko, I don't care what everyone else says about you...you're pretty smart.' (Zuko smiles, then, realizing exactly what Aang said, frowns, as if to say, 'they say what about me?')" Book 3-The Firebending Masters

78. "(Sokka, indignantly to Momo) 'Hey! I worked hard to get those nuts!' (dejectedly) 'Yeah, I hate them too.'" Book 1-Imprisoned

79. "(Toph) 'Er…what about me?' (Sokka) 'For now, you’re the Melon Lord’s forces.' (Toph) 'So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?' (Sokka) 'Whatever makes the training feel more realistic.' (Toph, grinning) 'Sweetness.'" Book 3-The Phoenix King (First Ep. of Sozin's Comet)

80. "(Sokka, shaking a fist) 'Watch it, Toph!' (Toph, enjoying herself) 'I am not Toph, I am Melon Lord! Muahahahahaha!'" Book 3-The Phoenix King-Best Quote EVER!

81. "(Katara) 'I have a surprise for everyone!' (Toph) 'I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!' (everyone stares)" Book 3-The Phoenix King

82. “(Sokka, gesturing pointedly) ’What do you expect us to do, just head west until we reach the Fire Lord’s house? ‘Knock, knock, Fire Lord, any body home?’ I don’t think so! We need some intelligence if we’re going to win this war.’ (Katara) ‘Okay. We’ll finish our vacations and then we’ll look for Sokka’s intelligence.’” Book 2-The Library

83. "(Katara) 'Wait! How do I land this thing? What if I land...(gagging)...eh! Blech! Yuck! ...bug! Bug! That was a bug!'" Book 1-The Northern Air Temple

84. “(Aang) ‘Sokka, I don’t think we should be doing this.’ (Sokka) ‘No, I asked the swamp and it said this was fine. Right swamp? No problem Sokka!’” Book 2-The Swamp

85. “(Bumi) ‘Well, here we are. Welcome to old people camp!’” Book 3-Sozin’s Comet Pt 2: The Old Masters

86. “(Bumi) ‘So what about you guys? Did you do anything interesting on the day of the eclipse?’ (Zuko) ‘Nah.’ (Sokka) ‘No, not really.’” Book 3-Sozin’s Comet Pt 2: The Old Masters

87. “(June, smirking) ‘I see you worked things out with your girlfriend.’ (Katara) ‘I’m not his girlfriend!’ (Zuko) ‘She’s not my girlfriend!’” Book 3-Sozin’s Comet Pt 2: The Old Masters

88. "(Bato) 'Sokka?' (Sokka) 'Bato?!' (Aang, waking up) 'Who the what now?'" Book 1- Bato of the Water Tribe

89. "(Aang) 'Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny!' (Old Villager) 'You'd better hope that's not a fluffy bunny. The fluffy bunny cloud forecasts death and destruction.' (Sokka) 'Do you even hear yourself?'" Book 1-The Fortuneteller

90. "(Katara) 'Sokka, you're a genius!' (Aang) 'How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work.' (Sokka) 'Come on, Aang! Let her dream.' (Katara, to Aang) 'You're right, Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.' (Aang) 'Did the definition of "genius" change in the last hundred years?'" Book 1-The Winter Solstice, Part 2

91. (Toph, to the defeated Ozai) ‘Oh sorry, didn’t mean to offend you, Phoenix King of Getting His Butt Whupped!’ (Suki) ‘Yeah, or how about ‘King of the Guys Who…uh…Don’t Win?’ (Toph) ‘Leave the nicknames to us, honey.’ Book 3-Sozin's Comet, Part 4 (Avatar Aang)

92. "(Katara) 'What happened?' (Sokka) 'Zuko’s gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he destroyed it! (offhandedly, shrugging) Oh, and he’s attacking Aang.'" Book 3-Sozin's Comet, Part 1 (The Phoenix King)

93. "(Zuko) 'We’ve been working in a tea shop all day. I’m sick of tea!' (Iroh) 'Sick of tea? That’s like being sick of breathing!'" Book 2-City of Walls and Secrets

94. "(Aang, during a conversation about manners) 'Yeah, I’m mastering every element. How hard could manners be? (in a sophisticated manner) Good evening, Mr. Sokka Watertribe. Ms. Katara Watertribe. Lord Momo of the Momo Dynasty, your Momo-ness.'" Book 2-City of Walls and Secrets

95. "(Aang) 'You found us!' (Toph) 'I’d know your little footsteps anywhere, Twinkletoes.'" Book 2-City of Walls and Secrets

96. "(Sokka, sniffing the air)'What smells so good, Bato?' (Bato) 'The sisters in this abbey craft ointments and perfumes.' (Sokka) 'Perfume? Maybe we could dump some on Appa! Because he stinks so much! Am I right?' (Bato, not amused) 'You have your father's wit.'" Book 1-Bato of the Water Tribe

97. "(Katara) 'Bato! It looks like home!' (Sokka) 'Everything's here, even the pelts!' (Aang, a little uncomfortable) 'Yeah, nothing's more comforting than dead animal skins...'" Book 1-Bato of the Water Tribe

98. "(Toph) 'Maybe the moon spirit just turned mean.' (Sokka, furiously) 'The moon spirit is a gentle, loving lady. She rules the sky with compassion and…lunar goodness!'" Book 3-The Puppetmaster

99. "(Warden) 'Get the fugitives and throw them in the Cooler!' (Guard) Uh...they are in a cooler, sir.' (Warden, angrily shouting) 'One that's bolted down and not floating in the water!'" Book 3-The Boiling Rock, Part 1

100! "(Aang) 'I learned there was another way to defeat him and restore balance. I took his bending away.' (Toph, with surprise) 'Wow, who taught you that?' (Aang, matter-of-factly) 'A giant Lion Turtle.' (Toph) 'You have the craziest adventures when you disappear.'" Book 3-Sozin's Comet, Part 4 (Avatar Aang)

Copy and Pasters! Whoohoo!

(Add 'then copy and paste this to your profile' onto every sentence, lol)

I am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10,000 things, and the 4923rd thing is that Katara and Aang will end up together!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull' or vise versa.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason.

If you've ever wanted to see more Avatar Chibi shorts!

If you've ever wanted to meet an Avatar character! (Or two! Or three! Or all of them!)

If you've ever been persecuted for your beliefs.

If you've ever run into a pole, door, etc. more than one time in a day.

If you support the troops fighting in Iraq for OUR safety.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it.

If you are anti-social sometimes.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile. :)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are HYPER ALL THE TIME!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend.

If you ran up a down escalator (or vise versa!).

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room. (During an English Test...whoo, embarrassing!)

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling. (If you are an annoying sibling, too!)

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible.

Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name. (More like once a day!)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it!

If you think about Avatar practically 24/7.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Shirina, jessicadanielle, Elihmraya (aka zutarafanfairy), JESUSFREAK-And-Proud-Of-It

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! Strange is the same as freakish, which is the same as creepy, which is bad. If you are weird and proud of it!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place.

If you would die for your faith.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself. (Or more than once, hehe!)

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend.

Even when you can’t sense him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song randomly.

If you have ever suffered from "A.W.S." (Avatar Wait Syndrome...every day! Sob!)

If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side (Zutara) yet (despite bribes of cookies).

If you've ever walked into a window or glass door (it's invisible, gosh! That streak-free window cleaner works too well!).

If you ever wished to be able to bend (Avatar Powers...wicked awesum-ola!).

If you are so obsessed with Avatar that it is NOT even funny anymore.

If your happy and you know it, and you really want to show it!

If people stare at you for being weird.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace (or Facebook!).

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question.

If inappropriate things make you laugh (I'm ashamed to say...heheh).

If you believe that Jesus is Lord.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. If you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin...?"

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

If you like animals and want to give a homeless one a home.

If you've ever talked to yourself.

If you've ever seen an adult use slang and it freaked you out.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and wonder how anyone can ever like it.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, forgot to review, and didn't realize it until after the author posted another chapter.

The only race is humanity. If you are against racism.

Fun is fun, if you agree with this.

If you're a complete spaz and happy about it.

If your the kinda person who will wonder for the next 2 minutes if thumbwar is one word or two.

If you've been caught talking to yourself in public.

If right now you have about a jillion better things to do than copy/paste stuff.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace your weirdness!

If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity!

If you easily finish one novel a day.

If people think you are mentally insane...

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments.

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If you LOVE chocolate-chip muffins.

If you believe that Christianity is the only thing that makes any sense in this crazy world.

If you know that God will always be with you and love you unconditionally.

If you believe that childhood is sacred.

If the Burger King puppet guy really freaks you out, even now as you think about him.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar.

If you are the complete opposite of normal.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you).

If you believe chemistry is really math disguised as science.

If you believe physics is really math disguised as science.

If you say a random words for no particular reason when people are least expecting it.

If you have a sibling that thinks your mind was lost when you were born and never found.

If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. (To be completely honest, I've heard like one or two rap songs in my life that I sort of like. I just found this and thought it was funny, so I had to copy/paste. :D)

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it.

If you have ever been compared to an Avatar character. (Katara...I'm the oldest of six, go figure.)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and/or caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D./You sometimes wonder if you actually have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no apparent reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny (for no apparent reason) a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

I got this off chrispy011lol's profile--thx!

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

One more heart that will never love.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Deck of Cards

It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.

The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.

As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.

Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'

The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'

The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'

The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,

I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'

The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'

'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.

The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments

The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.

The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John .

The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.

The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.

The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.

The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.

The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.

The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.

The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.

The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.

The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.

When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.

There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.

The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.

Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.

So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.'
The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, 'Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?'

Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.

Prayer for the Military.

Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...

Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.

Protect them.

Bless them and their families.

I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.

Amen.

When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.

There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.

Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.

Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on.

Okay, I found this on BlueFireGirl1237's profile, and it was just too hilarious, I had to copy it. Thx Fyre! :D >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (but its only a suggestion.)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (well...duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought??)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts...)

On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or ourtdoor use only.' (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Now, somebody out there help me out on this one. I'm a bit curious...)

On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a steak: Serving suggestion: Freeze (But wouldn't that hurt your teeth?)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice, there was no number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

"Studies have shown that demanding photo ID is a highly effective method of keeping vampires off airplanes." ~Ann Coulter, HillaryCare for the Airports

Thus ends my extremely long profile! Have a fantastic day!