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Author has written 35 stories for Harry Potter, Bible, and Twilight. Dear creeper creeping on my profile, I would appreciate you to leave, so I don't feel creeped on. Thank you. lurrrrrrrv Loopy. P.S. "The Jello Club: Where there's always room for more." For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have fights with yourself just because you're bored... and you lose.Crazy is when you tell all your friends your ginga lover is coming to pick you up- and youre refering to your dad. Crazy is when you are convinced the Harry Potter books are real and they have a spell on them to attrack all witches and wizards to give them a hint of their history, without telling them, of course. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too! About me: Name: Jilliann. Yes. With two N's. But please, call me Loopy. It makes me feel special. And I get annoyed when people forget the second N. Which most people do... like my school. Age: 117. Well, not really. I just like that number. And one day... one day I shall... in the meantime, I shall lead you on that I'm 23, because I like that number too. Likes: Socks. God. Being being barefooted.Gum. Bubbles. Candles. Singing. The Jello Club. Fanfiction. Scary movies. Reading. The Bible. Facebook. Showers. Water. Oprah. Music. Friends. My school. NCIS. Bones. Harry Potter. Drawing. Glitter. ( ) Tetris. Venting. The brain. Seeing people happy. Miracles. Church. Always knowing the time. Pandora.com. Youtube. Acting. Annoying people on Facebook. Craisins. E-mail. Dislikes: Satan. My Brother. Ex-friends. Not knowing the time. Negative people. People who make me feel bad. Being sad. Crying. Jerks. People who won't leave me alone no matter how hard I want them to. Umbridge. Laundry. Things I watch on TV: Mystery Diagnosis. Dr. G: Medical Examiner. NCIS. Bones. Cake Boss. Say Yes To The Dress. Gilmore Girls.!! Books I like: Bible. Harry Potter. The stuff I've read on my bookshelf. Books I dislike: ... I don't know? Pride and Prejudice. Robinson Crusoe. Johnny Tremaine. History books. Movies I Like: I like most movies but my favorites are: Surfs Up. Harry Potter 1, 3, 4. Brothers. The Hurt Locker. 17 Again (It was funny, but some of the cuts just pissed me off. We don't need to see Zac Efron get hit on the shoulder five times by the same moron! And more shirt-less time for Zac Efron would have been better too ;D) Movies I Dislike: I've blocked them from my memory. But the movie my History teacher show us are pretty bad... 'cept this one about the Inca's, I like that one... Favorite Foods: Pizza. Cheese. Grilled BBQ chicken. Burnt Cheese burgers, but not too burnt, just burnt enough. Things I Find Funny: Cement. Jello. Your Mom. Things That Annoy Me: Popular songs that I don't like. Skanks. Miley Cyrus. Smell's that won't leave me. Constant negativity. People who call me immature, every think I didn't already know that? People who don't uplift, and just put down. Gossip. Fanfiction I'll Read: Harry Potter. Sometimes Twilight, if it's really good, I don't particularly go searching for Twilight fics. I'll read some cartoons I've seen, if you reccomend it. I only really go looking for Harry Potter. What I Want To Be When I'm Older: A Director. Hands down. I wanna win an Oscar. Either that or a Producer. I wanna make movies. I wanna be in charge of making movies. I'm Afraid Of: Falling. Crowds of people I don't know. That one day I will be a smelly old person. Random Things: It takes a bit to make me awkward. Sometimes I'll say "Aaawwwwkkkwarrrrrd." after somthing, but I don't really feel awkward. My boundaries are a bit farther than others. I have an odd perspectiveon things, and I'm secretly proud of that. I like to uplift people rather than bring them down, and I do that whenever I can. A man once watched a butterfly struggling to get out of its cocoon. In an effort to help it, he took a razor blade and carefully slit the edge of the cocoon. The butterfly escaped from its problem. . . but immediately died. It is God's way to have the butterfly struggle. It is the struggle that causes its tiny heart to beat fast, and send the life's blood into its wings. ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) | |||||
1. They Would Never reviewsFeaturing Gilderoy Lockhart & Kingsley Shacklebolt for the "They Would Never" challenge proposed by RemusLovesRent. "Kingsley Shacklebolt never though Gilderoy Lockhart would learn to drive a car". If you're reading the summary, you may as well read it!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-1-11 - Gilderoy L. & Kingsley S.2. The Marauder's Money Making MischeifThe Marauder's need some money, so what do they do? Read to find out. No pairings, just humor.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Published: 7-23-11 - Marauders3. Sexual Education 1977 reviewsIt's time for the third year Gryffindors to learn about sex, and McGonagall decides to let the head boy and girl run it this year. Alice shares her experiences, Sirius, Remus, and Peter demonstrate... well... just read it. Badlanguage&sexinuendoslikeCRAZYHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-11 - Marauders & Lily Evans P. - Complete4. Gryffindor Bond »There was something odd about those Gryffindors, everyone saw it. They faught, they laughed, and they were always together. Here's their story through Lily's POV. Pairings will come and change throughout the story, starts first year. Marauder era.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,925 - Updated: 5-19-11 - Published: 5-10-11 - Lily Evans P. & James P.5. The Princesses of Hogwarts » reviewsLeslie has been dragged into a group of girls of Prefects, but who totally don't deserve it. She loves it. How does she manage putting up her goody-two-shoes front with secretly partying the first Saturday of every month? Just a tad bit of blackmail.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-19-11 - Published: 12-20-10 - OC & James S. P.6. The Moments She Cherished » reviewsFor a year I am going to try to write a Ron/Hermione oneshot. It will end up here! On August 14, 2010, we'll see how many I have and whether or not I have suceeded. For Ron/Hermione lovers. Rating will probably be go up for language.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 8-14-09 - Hermione G. & Ron W.7. Tell Me The Truth » reviews*Sequel to First Comes Love, then Comes Baby by LivinLaVidaLou.* Candy and Amare have been friends since birth. They've also been half-sisters since birth. They grew up with their Fathers, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley, and now... *full summary inside.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,648 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 8-17-09 - OC8. Happy Birthday Harry Potter reviewsIn memory of Harry Potter's 29th Birthday. He and Ginny go out to dinner and leave Ron with the kids. Not very fluffy, only a little bit. Just a couple of fluffy moments, y'know? Oneshot. H/G R/HHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-31-09 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete9. Honorary Marauder reviewsJames got a new girlfriend and Sirius is annoyed about it. They sort out their first serious no pun intended argument. Lily/James. One shot. It was originally going to be mostly Sirius/James but then my mind wandered and it turned into mostly James/LilyHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-09 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete10. The Enchanted Flute reviewsFrom the Oneshot generator Link inside . Peter charms a flute, and the story grows from there. Oneshot, please enjoy. **A few curse words towards the end.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-09 - Sirius B. & Peter P. - Complete11. Le'go I'm Prego » reviewsSeven short chapters revolving around the phrase "Le'go I'm Prego" Used atleast once in each chapter. Not in chronological order. Goes from Marauder-era all the way to next-gen with stuff in between. Wrote it August of '08. Sort of old.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 5-24-09 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete12. Cause & Effect reviewsTeddy and Victoire have always hated each other. But, when Victoire get's preggers, this change. Cause & Effect become a staple in their relationship. One Shot T/V Rated T for language and completely implied things.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-16-09 - Teddy L. & Victoire W. - Complete13. It's Not Real reviewsVictoire realizes her love for Teddy. OnexShot. Prompts go to my sister. Everything else to JKR.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-12-09 - Victoire W. & Teddy L. - Complete14. Adjustments » reviewsMelissa Elizabeth Brown is forced to move to England, away from her best friend. Her and her big family, raised by a single, squib, mother, adjust at Hogwarts. Next- gen. ASPxOC I think. Edited as much as I could stand.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 2-15-09 - OC & Albus S. P.15. Because Of You reviewsDraco fic. First ever Draco fic. Inspiration came from an episode of Oprah. Lol. Draco isn't happy with his father because it scarred him. To Because Of You by Kelly Clarkson. Don't own the song or Characters. Reviews welcome.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-09 - Draco M. & Lucius M. - Complete16. Why do you care so much? reviewsNessie is curious as to why Jacob cares so much. Oneshot. No more than this. Please don't alert. I always find that weird when people alert to my oneshots. First Twilight fic, and I'm pretty proud of it.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-17-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete17. Coming Along » reviewsTeddy and Victoire made a major mistake. Yaddah Yaddah. The first chapter is basically the summary, but not really. It's kinda sad and tragic, but hopefully we'll all get over it! Just kidding. Updates almost daily! Mostly not T/V Mostly an O.C.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-17-09 - Published: 12-7-08 - Teddy L. & OC18. Thank You reviewsAfter Chapel today I've been on fire for God. I wrote this, and am posting it for the whole world to see.Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-11-09 - Complete19. Witch Doctor reviewsI told the witch doctor I was in love with you..." "Oh God..." Lily said, closing her eyes. "I told the witch doctor I was in love with you..." he continued. "Potter, are you serious?" "And then the witch doctor..." James/Lily Oneshot. Edited more.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-1-09 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete20. I Want To Go To A Zoo! reviewsHagrid takes Harry & Ron to a wizarding zoo. Crack fic if I've ever written one. Ron confesses his fear of Zoos and spiders and explains why... while... Harry brings back muggle school memories.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-22-09 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete21. The Elvins Attack reviewsTeddy and Victoire decide to play a prank while Victoire's questioning their relationship. Written for the JelloFanclub January Challenge. Oneshot! Makes me smile when I think about it!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-20-09 - Teddy L. & Victoire W. - Complete22. A Very Weasley Christmas reviewsThe first Christmas after the war. OnexShot. Full summary INSIDE! R & R pleeeease.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-24-08 - Complete23. I Like To Eat Apples and Banana's reviewsJames wants to sing... so Sirius sings... and the whole Gryffindor Common Room Joins in. Oneshot to the kids song "I like to Eat Apples and Bananas."Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-19-08 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete24. Coming Home » reviewsLily is an Idiot. First of all, she got pregnant." Follow what the next gen kids think about what Lily does. Different than other things I've written. Please review! Previously: "Potter's Big Mistake"Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-18-08 - Published: 12-17-08 - Lily Evans P. & Scorpius M. - Complete25. I Am A Horrible Man reviewsTeddy remenising on the time he had with Victoire. Pretty sad, but I've been in the tragic mood lately. Kinda Prologue to Coming Along, but also a stand-alone. Reviews Appreciated!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-08 - Teddy L. & Victoire W. - Complete26. One Big Family » reviewsGinny and Harry got physical before marriage. Read and find out how that little mistake unfolds into something bigger.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 208 - Updated: 12-11-08 - Published: 8-7-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete27. Professor Longbottom's Rules For Herbology reviewsProfessor Longbottom reminds the sstudents his classroom rules on he first day of school... again. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-5-08 - Neville L. & Teddy L. - Complete28. Cry reviewsSongfic to the song "Cry" By Hilary Duff... Yeah, I haven't written anything for a while... It's a oneshot. I kinda like it. It's sad and happy. Skips throughout the years.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-1-08 - Teddy L. & Ron W. - Complete29. Hermione: Eight Ron: Zero » reviewsHow many times does it take to propose to Hermione before it goes right? Follow Ron as he struggles with the difficulty of proposing to the moody love of his life.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 8-21-08 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete30. MmHmmm » reviewsTitle stinks, I know. It's a Teddy & Victoire story I know... thats like, my third or something like that and yeah. Feel free to read. Its a bunch of one-shots for the love & laughter challenge -see Goldenfeather- Rating may go up later. Doubt it thoughHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 5-9-08 - Teddy L.31. YES! reviewsLily practices the word "Yes." Now edited.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-23-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete32. This is the life? » reviewsVictoire weasley is really frusterated with that *jerk* who won't just leave her alone. when she tries to get revenge, does it backfire. Then what happens? Hmm...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,632 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 5-25-08 - Teddy L. - Complete33. Teddy & Victoire » reviewsUhm... well, i got this idea from the song mary's song by taylor swift. First fan fic... kinda... so yeahhHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 4-13-08 - Teddy L. - Complete34. Their Graduation reviewsHarry Ron and Hermione went back to hogwarts to finish their seventh year. They graduated with Ginny and her year. this is what happens when two Weasley's graduate at the same time. !Rated for some implied stuff!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-23-08 - Ginny W. & Ron W. - Complete35. Give me a freaking cookie reviewsHermione wants a cookie, Ron doesn't understand her need. Really stupid oneshot. Its all fluffHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-21-08 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
