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Author has written 30 stories for Naruto, House, M.D., and Girl Friends/ガールフレンドス. Name: Jonouchi Nickname: Jou/Joey Age: 16 Sex: Female ;D I am currently accepting story requests. Romance and friendship are my strong points so I can make those easily. I also enjoy typing stories with some kind of tension between characters. So, PM me or leave a review on one of your favorite stories by me! And, I'll see what I can do! :3 Yeah, well, if you need to know anything about me I guess it's this: I can be a real bitch when people judge me by how I look or who I date. And also, I think that people who are homophobic just need to get over it. I hate that! If you aren't into it, ok. But is it really necessary to be an asshole about it?! I mean, seriously! Give. It. A. Rest. I'm in band and I play tenor sax. I love band and all my friends in there. We're all really goofy and it's like a prerequisite that you have to be a pervert to be in band. Really! Think about it: Percussionists bang on things and brass/woodwinds blow and finger things. How much worse can it get?! Well...I'm joking. If I metioned anything is else, I might accidentally give away personal information. But one thing about Odessa Marching Competition: DO NOT ERASE. EXPERIMENTAL DIRT. Thank you, to our dearest band director. Who else would write that in the dust on a complete strangers Chevy Equinox? I love writing, drawing, and listening to music. It's my escape. It helps me unwind after really stressful events and I appreciate natural beauty. You got it: I'm an eco-freak. Pick up your trash people. It's not that hard and you're saving the planet when you do. It really helps to keep things clean and safe for everyone if you can do that. I also want to get something else across: I do NOT flame stories or writers. Everyone's style is unique and will vary from person to person. If you write something one way and I write it another, that's ok. If I don't like something about a story or things that are said, I will mention it privately in a PM. Otherwise, I will mention little things like grammar or I'll just ssay that I enjoyed it if I genuinely did. I appreciate everyone who respects that. | |||||||
1. Life, Love and Lust reviewsDRABBLES- Tsunade and Shizune explore the more sensual sides of a relationship; an exploration of love, sexual deviance and the way life continues to move on around lovers. YURI LEMONS TsuShizuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-25-09 - Tsunade S. & Shizune2. My Dearest, My Lovely » reviewsA series of random one shots, mostly fluff, for Akko and Mari! There will be some added couples in there *coughcough*Sugi and Tamamin*cough* T for just in case I add any language or..possible "heated" situationsGirl Friends/ガールフレンドス - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-17-09 - Published: 11-7-09 - Akko & Mari3. We Belong » reviewsJust some drabbles for Jiraiya and Tsunade. Chosen from the 100 Theme Challenge List. Random themes, not in order. K for slight language.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 2-28-09 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S.4. Naruto: My Way! » reviewsMy first fic! My take on how Naruto and his friends get Sasuke back, defeat Akatsuki, and find love! Pairings are NxH, SxS, SxI, TxJ, CxT, GxM, and a lot more. Please R&R! //Will be revised after completion//Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,752 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 2-22-08 - Hinata H. & Naruto U.5. Here For You » reviewsI just graduated high school with the love of my life. We've had some rough times and these are our memories...Tsu/ShizuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,349 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 4-3-08 - Shizune & Tsunade S.6. Blood Eagle reviewsIn Konoha, a small colonial town, there is an insane asylum. No one knows what happened there but when a trio of teenagers go to check it out, they discover a new series of horrors. M for gore and violence. Yuri TsuShizuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-7-09 - Tsunade S. & Shizune - Complete7. This Song is for You reviewsSongfic one shots for Tsunade and Shizune. YuriNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-30-09 - Tsunade S. & Shizune8. The Man Rules reviewsJiraiya explains the rules of being a man to the women.implied JirTsuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-09 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S. - Complete9. Continue on reviewsSPOILER Shizune is dead and Tsunade doesn't want to believe it. In an effort to figure it out, she happens upon her assistant's corpse...and is reminded of a promise. Yuri One-ShotNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-15-09 - Shizune & Tsunade S. - Complete10. What's with this? reviewsVery first Huddy fic. A short drabble where House and Cuddy respectively talk about how they feel about each other. No actual talking. More like inner thought process. No flames, please.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-6-09 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete11. Shizune Gaiden » reviewsMy name is Shizune. I'm seven years old. I just lost both my parents and I now live with my oji-chan. I attend the Academy and my new friend is Hatake Kakashi. And frankly, he's a little strange. But he's cool too. Rated T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-18-09 - Published: 2-14-09 - Kakashi H. & Shizune12. Beauty doesn't equal Happiness reviewsNew summary.And new title! Tsunade is 26 years old. She lives in California. And she models to make a living. Her best friends, Shizune, Jiraiya and Kakashi live in the same apartment building. Mayhem and tears rise as Tsunade's ex-boyfriend rolls back inNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-17-09 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S.13. Look Out, it's Konoha High! » reviewsNew Summary! The Naruto gang is in high school. Love, conflict and humor roll non-stop as these teens live through band, Thespian's Club and schoolwork.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 3-5-08 - Shizune & Kakashi H.14. A Promise to Keep » reviewsSenju Tsunade is the most powerful, beautiful, and intelligent medic alive. But will she be able to cope with rape on her own? Or will her loyal assitant and friend be there to save her from the pain? TsuShizu yuri XD rating might go up...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-12-09 - Published: 8-10-08 - Tsunade S. & Shizune - Complete15. I'm still here » reviewsDan and Shizune are now hanging out with Tsunade all the time. In fact, they live with her. But now a little silver haired ninja is coming around and spends all his time with Shizune...DxT, SxK, TxJNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-28-08 - Published: 6-13-08 - Shizune & Kakashi H. - Complete16. Tsunade, you said Yes! » reviewsSequel to Jiraiya, I Said NO! Tsunade and Jiraiya have two adorable grandkids. But how will they deal with all the little mishaps of childhood?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 10-16-08 - Published: 5-3-08 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S.17. Top 25 things Konoha Shinobi aren't allowed to do » reviewsVery random and funny. R&R! Orochi bashing! No like, no read! M for sexual references and mentions of "rape"Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-13-08 - Published: 3-23-0818. Growing up: The missions of the Sannin » reviewsLife, love, death, hate...shinobi deal with these emotions and hardships almost daily. Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru know this all too well. WARNING: M for language and sexual content chapter 7Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,897 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 8-1-08 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S. - Complete19. I Don't Wanna Be in Love reviewsSasuke is leaving to find Orochimaru and get stronger. But Sakura tries to stop him by reminding him of all the times they had shared. But will it be enough to stop him? Or will hatred rule over love? SasuSaku ONE-SHOTNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-6-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete20. Check Yes, Shizune reviewsKakashi is out walking when he happens upon the house where Shizune lives. Now, how he got into the clan walls, is another story. But when he gets Shizune out to talk, what'll happen? KakaShizu ONE-SHOTNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-08 - Kakashi H. & Shizune - Complete21. Lunchtime Luck Accidental Love reviewsTemari is leaving for Suna tomorrow. But she's sad. Then, while she's sitting in Ichiraku's ramen shop, she meets Akimichi Chouji. Can he lift her spirits? ONE-SHOT TemaChoNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-08 - Chouji A. & Temari - Complete22. Time for Charity » reviewsKonoha needs money to buy herbs and so Tsunade comes up with a plan. But when the Chuunin and the Jounin get pulled in, the laughs, fun, and romance roll! And what does singing have to do with any of this? Rated M for possible language.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 5-9-08 - Shizune & Kakashi H. - Complete23. Why are you talking to the sky? reviewsIno loves to stargaze. Shikamaru loves to watch the clouds. What happens when Shikamaru asks about Ino's hobby, and what will be said between to teens who are hiding a few secrets? ShikaIno ONE-SHOTNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-08 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete24. What do you think of me? reviewsNeji and TenTen are training like normal until Neji stops to ask TenTen about what she thinks of him. Is it what he thought? NejiTen ONE-SHOTNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-14-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete25. Our boyfriends » reviewsI've changed it. It's a series now. Weird, right? R&R!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 3-6-08 - Sakura H. & Shizune - Complete26. What about back then? reviewsSakura, on a one person mission to Sunagakure, encounters a face from the past. Sasuke. But how will they take it when the finally talk again? SasuSaku one-sided SasuKarin ONE-SHOTNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete27. 10 things I really hate about you » reviewsTsunade is thinking about what she hates in Jiraiya. Jiraiya is doing the same about Tsunade. What happens when they write it down and give the reasons to each other? R&R!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-27-08 - Published: 5-23-08 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S. - Complete28. Did you ever notice me? reviewsNaruto oblivious as ever wonders if a certain kunoichi ever noticed him. When Hinata walks up to him and they talk...will Naruto get his answer? NaruHina suggested NejiTen in author's note at the end ONE-SHOTNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-27-08 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete29. Jiraiya, I said NO! » reviewsJust some random...very cute drabbles for Tsunade and Jiraiya.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 2-29-08 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S. - Complete30. The Next Generation of Ninja reviewsTiny one-shot on the kids of the two main couples in my stories. SxS and NxH R&R!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-8-08 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete