ABOUT ME:

Name: Um...no...

Gender: Male (Yes, I know, something almost unheard of in the communities I traditionally lurk in)

Sexuality: Bisexual (Comment if you dare)

Age: 20 (No Qualms Here)

Location: A University in San Diego, California

Occupation: A bake brained College student

Enjoys: Reading Poetry (Namely Emily Dickinson), Reading Manga, Reading, Watching Anime, Studying (Sacrilegious and heathenish of me, I know), very DRY humor (I laugh at things most people consider strange), Slash/Yaoi (Pun there was fully intended)

OTPs: Taishiro and Shenko. I like a lot of pairings but THESE...these are the perfect pairings.

RANDOM BLURB:

Trudging along with the fics, for those of you kind enough to bother to visit this wacked up page.

LDP: Rather dead, really. My loss of...well, all of my writing did it in.

Possession: Gone to heaven.

A Single Hound: Ugh

Sight: /facepalm

Metacrack: Hehehehe...

OK, so, here's the problem. I haven't updated in a while because, frankly, I'm sort of at the end of my rope here. I've been taking a stupid amount of college courses, and have been studying for the LSAT in addition to sorting out parental drama for my parents. All in all, I'm sort of swamped. Add to that the fact that when I look back at my fics with the experience gained from my stupid amount of classes - writing, religious studies and otherwise - I see piles and piles of horse manure. I will try to continue with the original plot lines, but I need to keep myself from gagging at my own plot lines and writing, first. After that, I'll likely need to zombify myself after college has killed me. So, yes, there will be...an unfortunate waiting period before any fics are up. Please accept my most sincere apologies, but I'll do my best to at least finish my projects...at some point, whether the work has been lost or not.

Pairing and Show Opinions:

I like - almost - all pairings in pretty much every show. The only pairings I dislike are those that include characters who are overly frilly (ie. Tadase from Shugo Chara! and Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club). They screw with my desire for good angst and I would like nothing more than to screw royally with their brains. (Which I may do, should I ever write a FF including them...)

DIGIMON:

Things I Like:

Taishiro/Kouchi

Taiken/Daichi

Things I Dislike:

Taichi as a hardcore Uke. I'm sorry, but he just doesn't have the personality for it. (Trust me, I know)

STAR TREK VOYAGER:

Things I Like:

Ayala/Kim

Janeway/Chakotay

Janeway/Kim

Janeway/Paris (These two are because I don't like the fact that it's taking Chakotay so long to actually do something...)

LONG LIVE JANEWAY!!(That woman rocks!)

Things I Dislike:

Hm...nope, got nothing yet.

SHUGO CHARA!:

Things I Like:

Amu/Ikuto

Amu/Kukkai

Amu/Inchou chuckle (Forgive me for the omitance of his actual name)

Miki

Suu

Daia

Ran...kinda...she's too perpetually peppy...

Things I Dislike:

Amu/Tadase (Not too many problems with the boy himself, however)

HITMAN REBORN:

Things I Like:

Tsuna/Everyone chuckle (All hail the Uke King...)

Tsuna/Yamamoto

Tsuna/Gokudera

Tsuna/Xanxus

Tsuna/Lanchia

Haru (I think she needs her role expanded...the one girl I might actually tolerate - chuckles at Lambo word - Tsuna getting together with. Or at least, the thought of him getting together with, I wold probably have Yamamoto steal him away from her)

(All Tsuna x Someone male Pairings...)

Things I Dislike:

Tsuna/Kyoko (Sorry, he's too cute to waste on a girl like her)

EYESHIELD 21:

Things I Like:

Sena/Jyuumonji

Sena/Monta

Snea/Chuubou (an uke for Sena...maybe...hmm...)

Sena/Shin

Sena/Agon

Things I Dislike:

A non Sena pairing chuckle

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB:

Things I Like:

Haruhi/Mori

Haruhi/Twins (Either or Both Works for me)

Haruhi/Kyoya

Haruhi/Hunny chuckle (I don't know, it just works)

Haruhi/Arai (But only for the purposes of angst)

Haruhi/OC (Again, only for the purposes of angst)

Things I Dislike:

TAMAKI...you have no idea how much I loathe him...

TWILIGHT:

Things I Like:

Bella/Jacob

Taylor Lautner

Jacob in any state of undress (Only good part about the movies...)

Things I Dislike:

Bella/Edward (I have mixed feelings about the vampire himself)

Jacob/Edward (The only way I can even conceptualize it is if Jacob's pitcher. Those of you who disagree need a college education or another college education as well as a lot of meds)

Edward in any state of undress (I have been traumatized by the movies...)

The Books (BURN THEM ALLLLLL! I'm doing my fic purely from my memory of the first read through. Never picking up a copy again unless it's for use as toilet paper.)

The Movies (...You don't want me to start)

GLEE:

Things I Like:

Finn/Will

Puck/Rachel

Quinn SINGLE

Puck/Kurt

"Other Asian"

Finn in General

Will in General

Things I Dislike:

Kurt (I like guys too...however...not like that I don't)

Nothing else at the moment.

MASS EFFECT (1&2):

Things I Like:

Fem!Shepard (she can be hot...)

Male!Shepard (he can be hot...)

Kaiden Alenko (he IS hot, hands down and most likely in his pants...)

Shenko!! (an OTP if ever there was one. And no, I don't care what gender Shepard is. They just GO together)

Things I Dislike:

Shepard/Ashley (I didn't even bother to learn the spliced name...that should tell you something)

The Mako =P

Projects:

CURRENT:

A Single Hound:
My Twilight fic...I don't even really know why I'm writing it...blame sowrong, to whom it is dedicated. A het fic? Me? REALLY?!

The New Nameless Mass Effect Fic:
Shenko FTW!! It will be het, just to warn you.

Metacrack:
A present for some friends. What would happen if you put together, Dungeons and Dragons, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Eyeshield 21, Hitman Reborn, The Kane Chronicles, Twilight, and Portal? You'll find out if you read it (when I actually finish writing it that is).

My Baby:
Not the actual title of the fic, but if I ever finish this fic, it had better be perfect, and after I post it, my fanfic career will officially be over. It's going to be a dedication to the series and the pairing that got me into fanfiction in the first place, and my love for the immense wealth of culture knowledge and experiences that the entire experience of "fanfiction" has provided me.

The Game:
The Explanation is quite simple. If you manage to correctly interpret the poem and its connection to its attendant chapter, you get to pick the dream that will introduce the next chapter. It will influence the flow of the fic and its direction. There can be repeats of characters and you can pick any character (even those that don't ostensibly dream) to be your dreamer. For those who are not among the Twilight fics, the dream can still be the intro to the next chapter (if you so choose) but I'm most likely going to make it a small one shot instead. Of course, that choice is also available to the Twilighters. Enjoy. And, don't think I'll be making it easy ;)

FINISHED:

Beyond What My Eyes Can See:

Dead to me and gone...

Sight:

My previously nameless work. It is a gift to my good friend PocketAces and hints at a few things, maybe. It's a KHRxE21 crossover with a Sena/Tsuna pairing. I hope you all enjoy it. I'd rate it as a medium in terms of writing. Definitely not as bad as Beyond What My Eyes Can See. But yes, it is angsty. It may sort of still be in progress...maybe... that depends...

General Miscellaneous Stuff:

POEMS:

They say that "time assuages," --
Time never did assuage;
An actual suffering strengthens,
As sinews do, with age.
Time is a test of trouble,
But not a remedy.
If such it prove, it prove too
There was no malady.
--Emily Dickinson

A toad can die of light!
Death is the common right
Of toads and men,--
Of earl and midge
The privilege.
Why swagger then?
The gnat's supremacy
Is large as thine.
--Emily Dickinson