| Pink. Vampire. Skittle |
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Vampire Academy, and X-overs. LOL MY BESTIE WROTE THIS!! Patty Kirch facts you would know if you were as awesome as her (but lucky for you I’m going to tell you): she’s my bestie best friend: I’m the penguin to her panda (our spy/super secretive special agent names). lol not so secret anymore... weirdly afraid of clowns: but I guess not so weird…they are creepy. she thinks Rosalie (Twilight) and Elena (Vampire Diaries) are totally cool: and I totally get why because she is totally like them (personality wise). drop dead gorgeous: at least that’s what she says… psh! only cuz its true!! perfect liar: don’t believe her when she says she can’t dance! ... define dance... loves to play mind games: wear a mental helmet around her…she’ll plant ideas in your head! yeah. dats wat makes me awesome though! I have mind control without the power. “She's 18 and a beauty queen (beauty queen/She makes the boys feel so weak (so weak)/It's all for her, or none at all/She'll pick you up just to watch you fall” she loves The Maine (especially Pat) and loves Regeatton (something I will never understand). She says that her theme song is “Pour Some Sugar on Me” BUT we all know is “Bitch” by The Plastiscines. temper temper temper: don’t get her mad…don’t do that (unless you are suicidal). she’s the exception not the rule: for a person who is so down to earth she can come out a little spoiled sometimes. i resent the spoiled comment... even though it may b partially true the most weird, awesome, random, nice, opinioned, fun-loving, unique…person you’ll meet: if she’s in a good mood (or is not hungry or sleepy). kinda cocky: but she can pull it off without being bitchy…I think. nah im bitchy. n im proud buahahahahaha! never come between her and Pat Kirch, Eric Northman, Stefan Salvatore or Emmett Cullen and also Dan Hardy (he's a yummy UFC fighter with rock hard abs and a yummy english accent -dreamy sigh-): with her competitive attitude you’ll end up begging for mercy. you've been warned ppl they are mine! awesome by nature, weird by choice: honestly I don’t think it was much of a choice… nope not a choice at all... but its kewl its kewl. dats wat makes me awesome. don’t say I didn’t warn you: she may look like an angel but don’t look to deep because if you are looking for evil, you have found it. if found: she goes by Patico, Patty, Izzy or Patty Kirch but only I can call her that…you may call her “her evilness”. If you think you can handle it, look deep into her thoughts and find the real Izzy. And here too... And here... (this iz my facebook:P) p.s if ur gonna friend me send me a msg sayin u know me frm fanfic so i don't ignore u:) And you can find us BOTH here... Preppy Bella Bella's Tank Top Bella's Workout Shorts Preppy Bella Bella's shorts Bella's Shirt Preppy Bella What Dreams are Made Of Video Preppy Bella Me & U by Cassie Obsessions by Frankie J. Broken by Seether My Immortal by Evanescences Leave out all the rest by linkin park Preppy Bella: The Sequel Bella's Dress Chapter 4 Bella's shirt Bella's jeans and shoes (they're in da same pic) Chapter 5 Natalia's Dress Isabel's Dress Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist Chapter 6 Bella's Dress Bella's Crown Alice's Dress Rosalie's Dress Esme's Dress Isabel's Dress Isabel's Crown Natalia's Dress Natalia's Crown Day 2- Party!! Bella's Party Dress Bella's Tiara Alice's Party Dress Rosalie's Party Dress Isabel's Party Dress Isabel's Tiara Natalia's Party Dress Natalia's Tiara Hips Dont Lie Outfit The Maine: Girls Do What They Want The Maine: Count Em One, Two, Three Lady Gaga: Love Games Lady Gaga: Poker Face THE MAINE SONGS!! = Everything I ask For Into Your Arms GIrls do what they want Undressing the words There are many more songs that are equally as wonderful. Count em one two three is just above!! THESE GUYS ARE SO AMAZING!! | |||||||
1. Leave Out All the rest » reviewsOne night while Rose cant sleep she goes to practice at the gym...she is discoreved by Dimitri in a pretty akward situation. Rated T for LanguageVampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 1-8-11 - Published: 6-14-09 - Dimitri B. & Rose H. - Complete2. You're What! » reviewsCarlisle & Esme had been planning this vacation for years but something is wrong. What can be happening to the Cullen children that has Esme canceling her dream vacation? Let me take you on a month by month adventure of the drastic changes soon to come...Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-9-10 - Published: 12-30-08 - Bella & Edward3. Mischief Gone Wrong » reviewsKinda OOC. When things begin to disappear in the Cullen household Emmett is quick to blame a ghost but Alice is able to apprehend the true culprit. Give you a guess on who it is...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-6-10 - Published: 3-5-10 - Emmett & Jasper - Complete4. This Is The End reviewsBased on my favorite music group called The Maine. Co-authored by JohnOh.Is.My.Jasper. Super funny n dumb cuz we were hyped up on sugar n sleep deprived. It involves 5 really hot guys, 2 hyper girls and zombies. Cool combo rite? TOTAL CRACK FIC!X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-23-09 - Complete5. Esme's Garden reviewsOne-shot. Everyone has gone hunting and it's Esme's turn to babysit Bella. While watching Esme in her garden Bella gains insight on how much Esme loves her family.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-12-09 - Bella & Esme - Complete6. Preppy Bella: The Sequel » reviewsThe long awaited sequel 2 Preppy Bella. U saw her as a human, now follow Bella thru her adventures as a vampire, and a very special vampire at that. Follow her thru her 1st hunt to her unexpected connection 2 The Volturi. N everything else that is to comeTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,454 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete7. Preppy Bella » reviewsTalented,hot,popular,head cheerleader & dating the hottest guy in school, what else could Bella Swan ask for?Suddenly her world gets turned upside down when she decides to move to Forks.Is this the end of her fairy tale or the beginning of a new adventureTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,467 - Reviews: 263 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete8. My Immortal reviewsOne- shot. Edward goes back to check on Bella and is heartbroken by what he hears. I know crappy summary.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete9. Broken reviewsOne Shot. Edward & Bella write a song about their love for one another, the pain they went through when they were separated and that they would do anything for each other. Rated K for use of da F word, not sure if it should be T though, let me know plz :Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-14-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete10. PS Write Back » reviewsJust random letters going back and forth between our favorite twilight characters. Co-authored by Next Mrs.Edward Cullen Plz be nice its my first fanficTwilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 2-26-08 - Complete