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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. THIS IS THE OFFICIAL TWILIGHT TEASER!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7oeLpx8lDg MY BETA IS AMAZING!! I LOVE YOU HANNAH!! a.k.a hb vampp check out her story its called "More Than XRays" and to my bffle chrissy!! LOVE YA LOTS!! her name is tizzlexo11 her story is called "One Wild Summer" EdwardxBella A little bit about me: My name is Caitlin. Im 14 and a scorpio, have blonde hair, i may be blonde but i am not dumb and i have blue eyes, a pit bull named SIMBA!! and i love him as much as edward!! lol and thats hard to get to! Also i am into almost all kinds of music except rap as my friend oce said "music is like candy just ger rid of the rappers!!" sorry i love that joke! i live in MA! GO LONGMEADOW! i am not that into shopping in fansy stores and love hot topic with a burning passion! and i think snake bites, ear piercings and a few tattoos are amasingly cool!! I almost forgot...I HAVE EMO NIJAS!! i love MCR, ATL, FOB, and others!! (those are bands) = ha he has fangs!! ok, so i really love this series!! i hate jacob black with a passion and believe he should go die in a chunnel! (ha inside joke with the glenbrookiens) I CANT WAIT FOR BREAKING DAWN AND TWILIGHT THE MOVIE COME OUT!! yea so i dont have much to say but i do want to say that i believe in revewing peoples fanfics!! i mean if your going to take the time to read them at least tell the author if you like it or not so they dont write somethign that isnt going to get read, plus it only takes a few seconds!! i am a loyal reviewer!! JOIN MY CLUB! lol i hace written one fanfic and its in progress so please read it!! its called Just By Chance! Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, Duskgrowlthevampire, Wanna Bet On a Bear Hug, Cem1818 If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, gemini169, FreakyVampireChick, cem1818 If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. 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Edward's there too sighs dreamily) If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm pretty much the only one I've ever talked to...my mom calls me anti-social...I've always wondered why. I have very intelluctual conversations with myself) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your (YEAH!!) If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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Copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile 1993!! Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '93 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . . | |||||||||
1. Just By Chance » reviewsBella has her own coven that just so happens to consist of Alice, Rose and Esme. After an accident the girls move to Forks Washington and find that there are some pretty hot vampires there too! AU, OOC, Cannon Pairrings first fanfic! Please no flames!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,201 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 6-23-08 - Bella & Edward2. The Emerald Inn » reviewsBella's life revolves around her Inn and her new daughter Eva but when a certain Edward becomes a visitor her life is never going to be the same. Follow the romance and changes Bella's life goes through. BXE JXA RXEM A/U maybe future lemonsTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 3-2-09