Introduction:

Hello. As you might have guessed, I'm a bit of a misanthropist. But, who can blame me? I've gone through hell living day to day with these dolts. Enough to make someone act quite belligerent, even if that's not how they feel normally.

Most people at this point wonder out loud: "Why are you using such big words?" (And if you're not most people, hurray for you.)

I like big words. I use them a lot in my stories.

The most harm reading them will do is expand your vocabulary; seriously, we have quite enough illiterate people in the world.

I also have Manic-Depressive tendencies, different forms of insomnia at times (Though, this one is probably my own fault.), Paranoia, Psychotic views, and a (very) satirical sense of humor. Yay for dysfunctionality. (Although, this word seems sketchy, I do believe it actually is a real word; -Correct me if I'm wrong- At least opposed to dysfunctional-ness.)

I also write stories with my own characters, who seem to carry with them, the same sense of instability in their world. I can't help it. I try to write nice things but, they all become tarnished by own hands. This sort of started in 7th grade. I remember the very story. I was collaborating on a story with my friend and it was pretty interesting. This story was easily rated M. It had incest, incomprehensible plot and in the end I threw in a character that killed everyone and danced on rooftops (With a big explosion). Why?

I'm not really sure. But, I enjoyed writing it, Oh, and I think I failed for the marking period. People now-a-days really don't appreciate true artwork...

It doesn't matter now. I'm a senior in high school.

And anyone who wants to actually, really, truly waste my time, I simply give the finger. I don't assume everyone is like this but, to those who are, be emotional elsewhere, because you can clearly see that not only am I not exactly your definition of sane but that I also don't care. I don't care what your beliefs are. Whether you believe in the devil or god, or any other form of prejudice. I am opposed to religion because of the cacophony of contradiction I see in them.

Now, if I start writing fan fiction (which I do at times), I can post them and you can all enjoy their random, insanity-filled world, whilst you're brains try to comprehend my use of words and lack of care for actual sense.

Also, if you find yourself confused it may help our average readers to know that my characters do not make a lot of sense, ever. They constantly contradict themselves, their actions and values. Why? Because I treat them as real people; People change all the time, that's a natural part of life. When your values are threatened, you either accept it or reject it. Now add that to the fact that everybody has inner conflicts. Ah, now the ground gets shaky, doesn't it?

If it's another person’s character, as in fan fics, you may find I change them to the way I see fit to use them. I put thoughts in their heads and guesstimate their values to bring the character to life and not need to base them on values I can't understand, avoiding throwing in to many bias stereotypes. I know for a fact that my characters, values and actions are not exactly the same as anyone else’s so, I evaluate the character and attempt to make them as real as I can, once. After that, who knows what will happen...

As you probably guessed, I can't write romance (Nor sex scenes). Not between A man and a woman, a man and man or a woman and a woman. I could not write a love scene, in bed, after a romance filled night of flowers and all that rot. Not with daisies dancing in my head, not ever. It just does not happen. I can, however, create strong bonds between characters. Not only that but, with my mindset, romance can be its own problem. Of course, if later on I need to use such a talent, for my own satirical ideas, I shall attempt it.

Warning: I write a lot of Gorey, strange, pointless things. My writing is definitely not that of a child (not that it ever really was). If anyone decides to read my stories, be warned, there are usually multiple things that cause my stories to have such a coarse rating. Of course, I'll make sure to put the proper rating and most accurate warning I can on them.

On a side note: I do not like stereotypes at all. They label a person and set them up for so many misunderstandings. Frustration, too. I don't want characters in my stories labeled. Chances are they are considered emo, punk, gothic or druggies. While the behavior in some of them in completely inexcusable non-sense relative to what people label, and think is appropriate, They are characters. Not soup cans. Each one of them acts only on his/her behalf, alone.

Don't think I take a different view on actual people either. I don't. They are all individuals, plain and simple. (Even if the majority is stupid to the point of morbidity...)

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Copy/Paste statement I relate to.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (Thus manic depressive... Usually, this only happens around noon. At one point I broke out laughing in breakfast. Everyone just looked at me like I was crazy.)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (Yeah, we can argue for hours...But, most of the time I win, really...)

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile. (Agreed!)