| Spirited Heart |
Author has written 33 stories for Maximum Ride, Nerverending Story, Peter Pan, Fairy Tales, Outsiders, Princess Mononoke, and Chronicles of Narnia. IMPORTANT UPDATE: As you may have noticed I have changed my pen name from Habsrock08 to Spirited Heart. The reason for my doing this was that someone leaked my profile to my school and people whom I did not want to read my work were reading the stories here. So...yeah. It was a safety thing. (Writing is personal for me and I don't want people from my school to read what I write). Also I will not be writing anymore fanfiction for the next couple of months. Sorry. Hi. I can be sure that you almost certainly don't know me, which, depending on who you are, can be a good or bad thing. If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS. I have another account on fictionpress.com, so if you want to read my non-fanfiction work than go to: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/606751/habsrock08 ~ABOUT ME~ First of all, I would just like to state that Space creeps the heck out of me. Other than that, hi! I’m Habs, and I flat out refuse to tell you my real name because that would be completely and utterly pointless. I’m not too keen on having stalkers. I don’t have a job, I’m 13, I’m a girl, I play my music too loud for which my mom yells at me repeatedly, and I have Luposlipaphobia (The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly-waxed floor) and Anatidaephobia (the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you). Oh yeah, and I’m kind of random. Potatoes. My taste in music is bordering on insane, I love U2 and Paramore with a few Lil Wayne songs thrown in there for Shits and Giggles, I sometimes listen to music in other languages, and I live in New Jersey which, due to popular belief, just might be the most boring state on this earth. For some strange reason the country of Finland fascinates me, I like sugar cookies (eating one as I type this), I love my friends to DEATH even though they belong in a mental hospital, and obviously I adore writing and reading and do so very often. More random facts about me–I love my history teacher even though she just might be Hitler in disguise, I ….erm… love my mom, my dad, my cats, my cousin Gwen (HI GWEN!), the Kit Bug that lives under my bed and goes “MEH”, the hobbit and llama that have a bomb shelter in my basement, the imaginary squirrel named Juan living in my wall because he squandered his fortune away in a casino, and the tree outside my school’s cafeteria that I have ceremonially christened Adam. A Phone Conversation With Moi "Yes, i KNOW that you like PB and J sandwiches...yes, yes, alright...okay, I'll be there in 45 hours...what's that? you're being eaten by a giant man-eating blade of grass? HA! No isn't that ironic, because so am I! hey--OWCH! WATCH THE HAIR! What did you name yours? Oh, that's a nice name...yeah, I named my man-eating blade of grass Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q...yeah, I think it's Norwegian. Oh, yes...that's my little man-eating--ELIJAH! BAD GRASS! BAD! BAD BAD BAD! NO NO! STAY AWAY FROM THE U2 CD'S--NO! There goes the Joshua Tree--NO! NOT U218 SINGLES! Alright, it's off to Man Eaters Anonymous for you! AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING OUT TO THE YARD, CAUSE YOU ARE SO GROUNDED! Damn. I'm missing half of my arm thanks to that grass. Anyway, so whats going on at your house?" HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." Practice making fax and modem noises. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Staple pages in the middle of the page. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. Honk and wave to strangers. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register. TYPE IN UPPERCASE. type only in lowercase. dont use any punctuation either Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times. "DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." As much as possible, skip rather than walk. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. Ask people what gender they are. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." Alright, you've read my profile, now read my stories. They are all products of when i take a trip inside my mind, loose the map, and can't get out. | |||||||||||
1. Across the Universe » reviewsWhen Fang and Max share a hotel room, the two become close and feelings start to mount. But when Fang says he loves her at the wrong time, all that they've worked so hard to achieve might unravel before their eyes... prequel to 'Adrenaline Rush'.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 11-29-08 - Published: 5-21-082. Stalker » reviewsMax looked at the screen, and she realized with horror that the message wasn’t from Fang. She read the message out loud with disbelief. "I’m in the basement and I’m coming up to kill you now."Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,359 - Reviews: 269 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete3. Can't You See You're Everything to Me? reviewsI can tell you that a few nights I’ve had to battle my urges, while what I wanted to do was push you against a wall or a tree or *something*, and do horrible, dirty, naughty things to you." Fang battles his urges, until Max gives up battling hers. FAX.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-6-084. Newborn Wings » reviewsWhen Max dies in childbirth, she leaves Fang to care for the infant daughter. Will he be able to handle the task in front of him? Or will the loneness without Max in his life overcome the love for his daughter?Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-3-085. Do You See How I Try? reviewsI wear a mask to hide myself from the world...Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-2-08 - Complete6. I Am Maximum Ride reviewsI am Maximum Ride. No longer a hero...just a shell of what I used to be.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-2-087. The Stars Are Dancing For Me reviewsAnd Suddenly, I’m floating in a place lit only by the dazzling light of stars. They twinkle, and I laugh, thinking that they are dancing for me. And maybe they are. Who knows?Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-18-08 - Complete8. You're Missing reviewsAfter the Pevensie's coronation as the kings and queens of Narnia, Tumnus is having a hard time adapting to castle life. Often he finds himself dreaming of his native Narnian wood. Will he stay with his beloved Lucy, or return to the life he once had?Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-16-08 - Tumnus & Lucy Pevensie9. Touch reviewsFang wonders what is wrong with Max...Rated T to be safe.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-23-08 - Complete10. Adrenaline Rush » reviewsMax and Fang inexplicably get stuck in an elevator, and when you're in an elevator, there's not much you can do besides.......Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 5-6-0811. Lunchtime with the Flock » reviewsLunchtime with the Flock...lemons...Fang's lunch box...Fang making weird food...Fang being psycho...Max beating up Fang for being psycho...oh, you know, the usual. OOC and completely random fan fic.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 5-3-0812. Beautiful Monster reviewsFang has been guarding a monster inside his heart: his feelings for Max. But one night things go too far, and Fang has some trouble containing the beast...MAJOR FAX, PEOPLE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO READ IT. Maybe rated M...?Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 4-29-08 - Complete13. Spoonman reviewsAbout Fang...and spoons. No plot, no shame, no big deal. Completely random.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-27-0814. Burgundy reviewsONE-SHOT. A certain change in character brings romance into a friendship. FAX.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-23-08 - Complete15. The Adventure of a Lifetime » reviewsGazzy steals a boat, and the Flock winds up in Antarctica where they are captured by... Unicorns? Features Fang in a dress, random fights between Max and a giant chicken, a food fight,parodies, magical lamp posts, and tons of complete insanity. AU. READ!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-19-0816. Second Star to the Right reviewsFinally we pull apart, reluctantly. My heart is thunder in my chest. I swear he'll hear it. But he just pulls me to him, holding me tightly in the dark, and I nestle into his chest. He rests his chin in my hair with a whispered "I love you, Iggy."Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete17. Rain reviewsI looked into his eyes as his breath was warm upon my face and neck, and his hands danced on my skin. I love you, He whispered over and over, not quite a question but not a definite statement, either. In his arms and gaze I was spinning. MAJOR FAX.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-20-0818. When You Love Someone » reviewsWhen you love someone, sometimes they don't always love you back. When Max admits her love to Fang and he turns her down, Max becomes someone who just isn't herself. Slight FAX.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 3-5-0819. What I've Done reviewsSongfic. When the demon side Ashitaka takes over, in a blind fit of fury he accidentally kills San; And he just can't live with the guilt over what he's done. Rated for character death, violence, and suicide.Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-08 - Complete20. Love is Blindness reviewsIggy is plagued with another type of blindness. OneShot song fic, FIGGY.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-9-0821. A Golden Sunset reviewsDally's last moments on earth.Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-9-08 - Dallas W. & Johnny C.22. Artemis Hill » reviewsArty Hill lived along side of the greatest secret of mankind. He didn't know this, until one fateful night when his life was changed forever. OVER 1000 READS!Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-9-0823. Retribution » reviewsThere's something in the house where Jessie Peterson moved in. At first it's harmless, until things start to go terrifyingly wrong.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-9-0824. My Own Silent Company reviewsA single tear trickled down my cheek. In one instant, my life had been ripped apart. I, Fang, had lost the most important person in my life. Now I was stuck with no one but my own silent company.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-20-0825. With You reviewsA Chris Brown song fic. FAX.Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete26. You Left a Hole in My Heart reviewsMax just can't live with the guilt. Sequel to my story "Jealousy".Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete27. The Story of Two Boys » reviewsThe story of Fang and Iggy: best friends...or, perhaps, more than best friends..?Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete28. Too Late reviewsPeter arrives two minutes too late. Please R&R, you won't be disappointed. Includes Character death and suicide.Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-1-08 - Wendy D.29. The Beginning reviewsEver wonder how Fantasia became Fantasia? Please R&R! You won't be disappointed!Nerverending Story - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-28-0830. The Ocean reviewsA sweet and slightly sad song fic about Fang and Max and their inability to express their feelings. What will happen when it's too late? Short and to the point. Please read and review, you won't be disappointed!Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete31. 99 Ways to Kill Fang reviewsEver wondered just how creative you could get when killing Fang? REVISED AND UPDATED VERSION.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-23-08 - Fang32. Forever » reviewsMax and Fang find that they have feelings for each other. But when Fang dies in a horrible accident, how will Max cope? Forever, I'll Never Let Him Go, and others combined with a new ending! Read and Review please! You will not be disappointed!Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-23-08 - Complete33. Jealousy reviewsWhat happens when Maximum Ride sees her lover, Fang, with another girl? Jealousy can cripple common sense, and Maximum certainly leans this. PLEASE READ! YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-22-08