"Always Expect the Unexpected"

Profile (Actually, profiling is kinda pointless, but what the heck, what else could I do?)

Name: The name's Caira, and we'll leave it at that ;)

Gender: I'm female. Whoop-de-doo.

Age: Grr, I keep fighting with myself. First I put my age, then I don't then I put it and now. . . why don't you just guess? :))

Height: I'm not so sure, really. I think like uh, 4 ft. something :)) 4'6 1/2! . . . . I think. But, what I do know, is that I'm too short for my age.

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Nationality: Filipino, full ( pureblood Filipino :)) ) And damn proud of it!

Category

Books: Harry Potter, Twilight

Pairings

Harry Potter: Draco/Hermione (Preferably), Harry/Ginny, Blaise/Ginny, Ron/Pansy (snicker, funny pairing!), Ron/Luna, Ron/Lavender

Twilight: (As follows from the book) Edward/Bella (preferably), Alice/Jasper, Rosalie/Emmett, Carlisle/Esme, Jacob/Leah then, well, Seth!! :))

Rating: K-T, preferably K+

Language: English :)

Genre: I like humor, well writen humor :)) and fluff! Lots and lots of fluff! But not corny, as in not corny corny! Romance, is a must! I love romance, I'm a romantic :)) I like drama. What's life without it? I'm not into Angst, unless it's well writen. I'm not into horror, supernatural or sci-fi or anything like those, well writen or not.

Format of Story: I like oneshots and chaptered stories. I'm not really into drabbles...

Status: Complete, preferably

OH LOOK, extra space! Now what? Is this the part where I tell you my life story? No way, Jose; I think I'll pass. . . . But I will tell you this, I have lost count of how many times I've edited my profile. Yet I'm still not satisfied! I know! You should:

GO CHECK OUT ALL MY FICS. READ AND REVIEW THEM AND MAYBE EVEN PUT ME AND MY STORIES IN YOUR LISTS CAUSE IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME AND WOULD MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THE ENTIRE FACE OF THIS PLANET! BESIDES, THOUGH YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ME, I KNOW YOU'RE DYING TO CRITICISE ME. C'MON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. . .

And yes, I am aware of the fact that all my fanfics, except one are named after songs. Unless of course, there is a song entitled, "cafe." But I highly doubt that.

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

CHAINS

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. (I'd be doing more than that).

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If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you think rap is the most God-awfulestthing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

(Bolded Underlined Ones are my Answer and Results :))

(these are my comments)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Airian (??)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial? B

4. Your month of birth? Febuary

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Mitzi

7. Your favorite number? 4

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). That I really just, live a great life with someone I want to enjoy it with...

Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) Yes, yes rolls eyes

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

(Um, ok? A is gonna freak when she reads this...I feel like a total fool now...)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

(I guess you could say that :) I only take violence if it's thrown at me and I really need it)

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

(That's true, I hope I they're real and I get to keep 'em)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

(Come to think of it, I really do think I'm the type to fall with someone I never thought I would. Even though love is somewhat my area of expertise :)))

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

(I can't wait for that to happen!)

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

(Definitely! Agreed 100!)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

(I'm totally cool with that :D)

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

(Actually, I'm more of both! Though I like to relax, I wouldn't mind going on an adventure! I'd be one of the first to sign up really...)

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

(Uh...Hella Yeah! I'm down with that!)

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

(Hmm, I seriously doubt that will happen. I already jinxed it anyways...)