Hello. Welcome one and all to VampPhan's (formerly known as ECvampirephantom and before that phanphictionangel) profile.

Just so you know, you probably will get NOTHING about my page unless you know what the Phantom of the Opera is about. Just so you can visualize how obsessed I am with Phantom, imagine a modern, crazed Twilight fan. Multiply that by infinity, take it to the depths of forever, and you still will have not the slightest idea of what I am talking about. Obsession with a story is not measured by how many shirts with the main male character on the front you have, it is how well you understand and appreciate the plot.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS ON MAY 26th, IT'S MY PHANNIVERSARY!! WOOHOO! (aka. the day I lost my sanity and watched the 2004 PotO movie and became a phan.)

Appearance: Like a Christine. Oh that really narrows it down, doesn't it?

Personality: Just in case this entire profile or the picture of the Punjab to the left doesn't clear that up, about 75 percent of my personality is like Erik. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Paste this to your profile if you are about to murder the next fangirl you see who is worshipping Edward Cullen, the poster boy for a controlling, manipulative, unhealthy relationship, and people treating Twilight, a guilty pleasure book at BEST, with the genius that is Harry Potter.

What do you do when an Edward fangirl who's been shot is standing in front of you? Stop laughing and reload.

Copy and Paste if you think they should bring "Moonlight" (TV show) back. Add your name: VampPhan

Copy and Paste if you cannot understand anyone who saw POTO and did not immediately become obsessed with it.

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile. (Dracula:Dead and Loving It! Woo! I would say POTO, but it isn't a comedy obviously, so...but I have memorized it!)

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Copy and Paste if someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you do not understand why Oriental, Native American, Hispanic, Middle-Eastern AND blacks are considered "minorities" when 98 percent of the world has brown eyes, dark skin and black hair.

"Two things in the world are indefinite, the universe and people's stupidity. And I'm not sure about the first."--Albert Einstein

Memorize this and type if your copy and paste thing isn't working.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! - If you could read that put it in your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile. (and you do not have to be gay or lesbian or bisexual to believe this)

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to slap 'em, put this in your profile. (YES I DO! gr..)

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited when books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. (oh yeah. I like everything from punk rock metal to The Beatles to Elvis to Enya to..ah the list goes on and on. I just hate rap and country.)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (watches Opera House burning for about the 56,784th time WOO! BURN, BABY, BURN! ahem. )

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a grammar nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you solemly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you collect copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't think Orlando Bloom is God's gift to women, but that Gerard Butler is, then copy and paste this into your profile

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Paste this to your profile if you think Christine is actually a HUMAN character with feelings and are sick of people calling her a bitch. Forget Raoul-defenders, bring on Christine-defenders!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile.

If you have seen a movie so many times you can quote it word for word, and do so frequently, copy and paste.

MOST of people on fanfiction believe that 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the few people who knows that statistic is a huge exaggeration, copy and paste.

If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to others, copy and paste

If you get excited every time you see a single, solitary, new review, copy and paste.

It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

You Know You're an Author When:

1. You talk to yourself

2. You've spaced out for more than five minutes

3. You always seem to be typing in your head, and sometimes find yourself doing so on an imaginary keyboard.

4. You don't have a favorite song, you have multiple theme songs!

5. You have read a 250+page book in less than a day

6. In every book/movie/show you have read/viewed, you make up at least three fanfictions about them in your head. (Or actually write them.)

6. Your writing teacher hated you.

6. You failed English class

7. You didn't notice there were two #6's.

GOOD FRIEND VS. BEST FRIEND

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper "you will die in seven days..."

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down.

A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A friend will leave you if that's what the crowd is doing. A good friend will follow you. A best friend will kick the crowd's butt for leaving you.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will help me kidnap the band.

A good friend will help me learn how to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car in the lake to collect insurance.

If you have ever loved a book/movie but as soon as it got popular started hating it, copy and paste. (oh yes. I used to like Twilight--yes, shameful, I know-- but when the Cullen Cult of ignorant preps wearing Team Edward shirts began to march the streets, I realized how utterly stupid it was.)

If you know people who should not only get run over by a bus, but be hung by their own intestines, copy and paste.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it takes only 4 muscles to punch them.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run, he hates that.

Suicide is our way of saying to God "You can't fire me! I quit!"

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy, yet guys only want one thing from many girls. No wonder so many relationships go up in flames.

Most people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

People like you are the reason there are middle fingers.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

Copy and Paste if you laugh at the people who make the "sunburn" jokes about Gerik, not because it is funny, but because they don't realize how old and immature that joke is.

Call no man evil who can still love.

If you have ever made one of these copy-and-paste things, well, you know what to do.

Song Quotes

"Living is easy with eyes closed...misunderstanding all you see. It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out. It doesn't matter much to me." --The Beatles, Strawberry Feilds Forever

"Try to realize it's all within yourself...no one else can make you change."--The Beatles, Within You Without You

"You're my only infatuation, don't leave me stranded...you're my obsession"--Skillet, Obsession (Erik...)

"Despite the lies that you're making, you're love is mine for the taking...my love is just waiting to turn your tears to roses"--Skillet, Whispers in the Dark (Erik...)

"This world may have failed you, it doesn't give you reason why...You could have chosen a different path in life. The smile when you tore me apart...you took my heart, decieved me right from the start, you showed me dreams..I wish they'd turn into real! You broke a promise, and made me realize..it was all just a lie!"--Within Temptation, Angels (Christine)

"Could have been forever, now we've reached the end..."--Within Temptation, Angels (it is the BEST song to describe Christine. Seriously, listen to it. It's scary.)

"You belong to me, my snow white queen, there's nowhere to run, so let's just get it over...soon I know you'll see, you're just like me. Don't scream anymore my love, 'cause all I want is you!"--Evanescence, Snow White Queen (Erik...)

"I've seen your world, with these very eyes. I've felt all the pain, and heard all the lies."--I Stand Alone (it's from Quest for Camelot--don't ask. Once again, Erik...)

"I watched you die, I heard you cry every night in your sleep...I was so young you should have known better than to lean on me! You never thought of anyone else, you just saw your pain..."--Because Of You (I hate that song normally, but that line fits Christine so well I just had to put it down.)

XXXXEvery Line From Any Emmy Rossum Song, Especially "Don't Stop Now" And "Million Pieces".XXXX All of her songs fit with Phantom so well it's creepy. Methinks she liked her role...besides eating ice cream for a month and kissing Patrick for three days straight, that is. And making out with Gerry for 16 takes to get it right. Gerry's starting to feel lucky, I believe...

Favorite POTO Lines

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" --Christine, Highest Note Made By Any Human Being In the History of The World--otherwise known as the end of the POTO theme song.

"Soooooooooaaaaaaaaar"--Erik, HIGHEST Note Made by any MALE Human Being in the History of the World--otherwise known as the note that makes everyone burst out laughing in Music of the Night. (have to say, the little hand-lifting number wasn't helping whatsoever)

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"--Erik, LOUDEST Note Made by Any Human Being In the History of the World--otherwise known as the very loud, echoing note in MOTN.

"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttttttt..."--Erik, Longest Note Made By Any Human Being In the History of The World--otherwise known as the end of MOTN.

(Okay I'll be serious now)

"The Angel of Music is very strict."--Christine, Little Lotte (Erik: Hell yes I am!)

"We never did anything like that in the junk business". "Scrap. Metal. Actually.", Andre and Firmin

"A toad, Madame...perhaps it is you who are the toad"--Erik, Il Muto/Poor Fool He Makes Me Laugh

"Seal my fate tonight I hate to have to cut the fun short, but the joke's wearing thin, let the audience in, let my opera BEGIN!", Erik, Some Scene Before Don Juan

"The bridge is crossed, so stand and watch it burn!"--Erik and Christine, Past the Point of No Return

"Show some compassion!" "The world showed no compassion to me!"--Raoul and Erik, Final Lair

"Swear to me, never to tell...the secret you know of the Angel in Hell!"--Erik, Final Lair

"If Erik's secrets cease to be Erik's secrets, it will be a bad lookout for a goodly number of the human race!"--Erik, Leroux

"Hell is full of burning bridges. I daresay that's what makes it so bloody hot."--Erik, Susan Kay's Book

"But...but people must have been killed!" "Oh yes...I daresay that's quite likely! It's really very difficult to become a murderer without killing a few people from time to time, you know."--Erik and Nadir, Susan Kay ("and it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner insticts would oblige you to take off your hat first!")

My thoughts on pairings (for Phantom of the Opera)

EC: I love it. When it's done right, where Erik is not ridiculously favorited and Christine has a brain. And it's not just her coming back in the last five seconds.

RC: If it doesn't hurt Erik, I don't care. If it's before Erik has come into the story, and before Christine has mentally 'grown up' ,then I don't mind. When they are children it's kind of adorable.

RM: Very sweet in my opinion. Meg is the one who told Christine in the beginning "He (Raoul)'s so handsome". And she seems more his type, more simple (not necessarily in a bad way) and light and would really love to be a Vicomtess. I personally think this makes a lot more sense than EM, which is very popular.

EM: Okay just because Meg PICKED UP HIS MASK IN THE END does NOT mean she loved him. And he never looked at her twice in any version. And Meg...she's just not his type. Most think Christine is an airhead, but if she is, then that makes Meg a complete retard. Erik would go more insane than he already is if he had to be with Meg for more than five minutes. She's too light and happy and...yeah, you get my point.

EOW: All the same, for one thing, and some random woman coming in and making Erik automatically forget all about Christine and fall in love with her is just WRONG--to me, at least. And all ideas are overused--blind, slightly-deformed, a gypsy, a Persian slave girl, or a phangirl. Oh, and the really sick, pedophilic one--Christine's child.

EMG: Madame Giry is waaaaaay older than Erik, and if he loved her, that would mean loving his EX-love's adoptive MOTHER. So that's kinda wrong to me. Yes she saved him from the fair, but it doesn't mean she MUST fall in love with him or vice-versa.

ER: Sick. Just sick. I have nothing against gay people (in fact I am friends with a few) but two men destined to be rivals over a WOMAN, suddenly turning homosexual and loving eachother is just sick. And if that weren't enough, they would just be too different. (this goes for Persian/Erik as well. Can two men be friends and NOT be gay?! Seriously...)

PET PEEVES ABOUT CHARACTERS:

Erik: When his mood swings are exaggerated to the extent of wanting to kill Christine one minute and the next second they're making out. Or when he's practically abusive to Christine just because the author dislikes her. OR when even though he's had no experience with women, he's so forcably sexy in the way he moves and acts. Personally, I don't like Eriks that aren't virgins or they've had a relationship before, but there are some exceptions. Hm..what else...oh! Yes, I hate the ones who lament about his face in every freaking paragraph. WE KNOW! Get over it! More PLOT, please...

Christine: Hate the simpering wimps that just let the practically abusive Eriks walk all over them. I like it when she changes him by not putting up with his crap. However, I don't like her when she's portrayed as a heartless jerk. Or when she comes back to Erik in the last five seconds. For the reality of Christine Comes Back fics, read Just Don't Ask, it's on my favs.

Raoul: When he's absolutely fine with the fact Christine leaves him for Erik in EC fictions. And of course, the abusive Raoul.

Reviews: It really lightens my mood right up to the top if someone leaves a good but honest review. But I do like to see suggestions in my Inbox, so please tell me what is wrong if there is something bugging you...

My Characters: Mostly movie based, but here's a little more detail

Erik: Sometimes will be very sensual and powerful, other times very sensitive and weak. Depends on the story. Right now, in The Voice and the Violin, he's possessive, but still very naive and shy towards love. And I'm not sure what he is in Demitri...he's kind of dark in there. By the way, I hate the ones who are rough to Christine just because the author wants to rip her throat out. If you hate her so much, don't waste your time writing about Erik practically abusing her and make a voodoo doll at home. And I hate overdramatic ones who will not shut up about his face. As for his looks, it's mostly Gerik, but sometimes I change it up a bit. Except none will have a wig. That part was too hilarious in my opinion, so Erik's straight black hair will always be natural. God, I sound like a hairdresser...but still, that's what he'll look like. I like the mismatched eyes from Kay, so I'll use those a lot.

Christine: I'm not completely changing her personality or worse, make it me with her identity, but she should be a little more bold. What man would like a rag doll? Think about it. And my views on her? Raoul-bashing vs. Christine-bashing. There are hundreds who dislike Raoul-bashing, but say nothing about Christine-bashing. I feel sorry for her and think she really needs a hug. Her looks? She will always look like Emmy Rossum, with pretty brown hair and eyes. I've thought about making a blonde Christine, but it reminds me too much of Meg.

Raoul: I like bashing in parodies. Come on, people, lighten up! It's a JOKE. But I dislike bashing in fictions that are supposed to be taken seriously. Like most phans, I hate it when people butcher his character because that's the only way in their puny minds they know how to make an EC relationship work. I try to keep him in character and sweet to Christine. A bit impulsive, but always good-natured. He'll always have blonde hair and blue or grey eyes, and a boyish look.

Meg: Will never be a snob that she is often depicted as. That is all. I used to not be a real fan of Meg, but as you can see in my story "Selfish", and in "Demitri", she's a lot more important. Always blonde and cheerful.

Madame Giry: Never falls in love with Erik, first off. Ew. Always the ballet instructor, never a box-keeper. Sorry, I just think then she can relate to the story better. And she is amusing when she's dictating the ballet rats. She'll always have a long grey/brown braid and grey eyes.

Carlotta: I will make her a GOOD singer that just lacks good personality. I just don't get those fictions where she's a lowing cow that for no apparant reason gets the lead roles just for argument's sake and to make our heroine the damsel in distress. She will always dislike Christine very much, but will not bully her. She's always a redhead.

Nadir: Oooookaaaay...he's funny, bugging Erik all the time and I love his character. But I can't find an idea that would allow him to be in the story. My Erik always has absolutely NO ONE. Not even a friend that he hates-but-likes-really. I will try to put him in another story of mine in the future...

Demitri: My own character, but I will have a little profile for him. He mostly is like Gerry's personality--outwardly fun and outgoing, but can get really deep and thoughtful when you ask the right questions. He also looks like Gerry in "Dracula 2000". Once he comes into the story, he will be verrrry hot and I bet there will be at least one person who is starting to doubt Erik and worship Demitri. Or maybe not, but I love both! And he's not a Gary-Stu.

Versions...(by the way, I don't think any version is "real" and any other is an insult--besides Phantom of Manhattan, which all can see my point about. (honestly who DID like that one?!) Lighten up, it's all fiction. All adaptions are a story on their own and should be allowed to be appreciated. Now this does not mean I personally like all of them. Leroux and ALW are similar in some ways, and different in a lot of ways, but it doesn't mean either is "wrong". It's not like you lived in the late 19th century and watched it all happen and know exactly what's right and what's not.

Leroux: I give it credit because it was the first one, and I liked it. Very well-detailed, and I like the bits of insanity. My only problem is the fact that Christine is either a snivelling weak-willed little girl, or she's snapping at Raoul, changing her mind every five seconds and forgetting what she said. Also the Daroga seems to devote his entire life to making sure Erik isn't killing anyone. I think he should have more of a life than that.

Cartoon: Hilarious. That's all I can really say...I've noticed...all Raoul's after the original but before ALW have dark hair and a mustache...

Lon Chaney (1925): I liked it, but the dramatic expressions were funny. Like Raoul banging on the mirror after Christine disappeared and Christine's CONSTANT shocked expression. What kind of a crappy end was that, though?! Honestly, making the mob back off, then opening your hand, revealing the trick and laughing, then getting clobbered?! Idiot.

Claude Raines (1942): BA! Hahahahahahaha!! Heeeheee! Hoho! Haha hee..hee haa...I only liked the hat and Carlotta's spunk. And Raoul and the other guy constantly bickering.

Herbert Lom (1963): Seriously, how long has it been since he's had a bath? Even the mask is grey! And slapping poor Christine (she was one of the more adorable ones in my opinion). And squelching himself under his own chandelier! Woah...

Robert Englund (1989): Woah. Sooooo many problems. No plot, just blood and gore and sex. Don't get me started. It was awful.

Charles Dance: (1990 T.V. Series) LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!! Everything except for the following--Philippe (replacing Raoul, who is a complete playboy. I usually am fine with 'the rival', but I could not stand this one.) Christine saying she's not worthy of Erik. YES SHE IS! At least she asked instead of just yanking the mask off. Then, Erik changing the 'top' (he always had two) mask everytime he changed his socks. Lastly, I wanted Erik to push that blasted playboy off the roof. HE SHOULD HAVE PUSHED HIM OFF! PHILIPPE DESERVED TO DIE!! Ahem. Otherwise, I liked it--wait, one more thing..WHY did Gerard Carriere shoot him? I've watched it numerous times and still don't understand. Yeah, tell the mob not to shoot, you want to shoot your son yourself, don't you? Gr...

Kay: Even though most think that Erik sounds like a whiney emo brat, you probably would think your life sucked too if you lived the way he did. I loved the sarcasm and then the deep emotional parts. Only book that made me cry. But I did hate the whole drug addict part and how in the end from the roof to where Christine kissed him he sounds like he's doing it all for his "master", meaning the devil. That part was too wierd--Erik only serves himself and Christine.

Stage Show: I have never seen it live, due to the fact I can't afford tickets. But I have seen it online, and I like it. I like the whole Bravo Monsiuer part. It's funny. But I really don't get how on earth Erik got a staff that shoots fireballs...I prefered the swordfight.

Michael Crawford: HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM! And his little Sarah too!

The 2004 Movie:

WARNING WARNING RANT AHEAD!!

Okay, this is what I have to say...despite what you may think, it was made for more reasons than than to attract younger audiences and make "stupid, hormonally-charged, squealing phangirls" take over. Actually, there are less 2004 fans than Leroux OR MC. Before you start screaming at me for my views, your statements have most likely been answered:

Statement: "Gerard's voice sucked"

Response: Since that is a matter of opinion, here is mine...Michael Crawford was previously a comedy actor. Gerry has done many different genres. Seriously, high, squeaky, comedic voice vs. deep, emotional, human voice...hm.

Statement: "His deformity wasn't bad enough" (and you still think that sunburn joke is sooo original)

Response: Think about the time period. People back then were not phangirls who know about science and have probably seen worse. Those people were very religious and thought any deformity (especially of the face) was a curse of the Devil. Also, the musical's version was made for distance, so the far-away audience could see it better. The movie has close-ups, which doesn't require such dramatic make-up.

Statement: "Emmy looked like a goldfish/Deer in the headlights"

Response: Erik is supposed to be entrancing her, luring her in. She doesn't have many thoughts. Also, if you thought you had seen an angel, you'd be staring too. And Sarah stared more than Emmy did. At least Emmy looked more entranced and seduced than Sarah--Sarah just looked shocked. (then again, I would be too if MC was feeling up my boobs.)

Statement: "Emmy was too young"

Response: Hello! She's sixteen in all versions! Of course she's going to be young!

Statement: "Gerard was too muscular"

Response: He travels five flights of stairs to get anywhere, he can climb ropes, AND has the capacity to kill a person. I think a person who could do all of that would be very well-built.

Statement: "Gerard was too tan"

Response: Did you notice how dark the kid version of him was at the fair? He already had a dark complexion, which he cannot change, no matter how long he stays underground. And I personally would rather him be "too tan" than covered in so much white make-up (MC!!) that you can't tell the difference between the mask and the rest of his face.

Statement: "That movie caused all of the Phantom world to turn into screaming teenage girls who can't spell for crap and write dumb stories.

Response: Oh really? Just because you are a glorified Leroux-thumper or MC-fan doesn't mean your stories are automatically a gift from god. Some of those fans write poorly too. It depends on the person, not their preferences.

Statement: "You're stupid if you like that movie."

Response: You're stupid if you think this entire paragraph was directed specifically to you.

If you know of any other statements, please let me know so I can respond to them. I don't care if you are serious or giving me suggestions, I will use them. Thank you...

Flamers: I love the ones who tell you exactly what's wrong with your story. I like to read flames people have sent to crappy stories. They're very true, and very amusing. Now, if they are flaming just for the heck of flaming because they have no life, I hate them. Especially ones who don't haven't even written a story to show what THEY'RE doing right. Seriously, make sure your hands are clean before you point fingers. Oh, and who never have given a good review in their life, and just spend their time flaming. Really, don't waste your time flaming and go do something constructive like jumping off a cliff. Do us all a favor.

"Random" Writers: I hate them. Not that I don't appreciate funny fictions, or people with a sense of humor, but ditzes who think it is sooooo adorable to say that they are random...it reminds me of this friend I had in school who was constantly wailing our teacher's name just to shout something stupid and irrelevant like "If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why'd they write a song about it?!" because she thought she was so cute. And she still thinks being random is original. Trust me, it's not. If I see one more author who has "i'm sooo lyke totttlay randome" on their profile, I will come after them with a hatchet. Or a Punjab.

I have many personalities, and not just stupid, random personalities I make up because I think they're cute. I have a personality for each person I meet, and can be an absolute angel to one person, but then someone's worst nightmare. (much like Erik, come to think of it.) It all depends on how they treat me. My last name means "mirror" in a certain language, and I mirror other's personalities. So if I am acting like a jerk to you, you are the exact same thing to me. But it works the other way too, so never fear.

Goodbye

Au' Voire!

Adios!

Servous!

Sinara!

Cheerio.