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Amy Bee! kay?

Age - Somewhere between 10 and 20, take your pic!

Likes! - Pssh Yaoi (its like a drug), wrighting, fashion, graphic design and learning german (suprisingly) and i actualy dont mind yuri and we cant forget MUSICAL THEATER!!

Dislikes - Ingrowing toe nails, horses, birds, rap and club music, the death of amasing fictional charcters (eg: zack fair and L Lawliet)

Random items - BROTHEL NAN! Bet you dont have one. Hahahahahah! FAIL! ermmm yeah! have fun.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining.Collection.X, Tysonkaiexperiment, -literary license-, DorkFace

AkuRoku OTP forever and always

Other Pairings that float my boat-

KH - Zemyx, Cleon, XemSai, CloudSephiroth, HaynerSeifer, LeonSeifer, MarluxiaLuxord, MarluxiaNamine, MarluxiaLarxene, MarluxiaVexen, XigbarXaldin, RoxasSeifer, PenceOlette, HaynerOlette, RiSo, SoKai, NamiKai, TidusSelphie.

FF - ZackCloud, RenoZack, RenoRufus, Valenwind, Yuffintine.

HP - HarryDraco, RemusSiris, RonHermiony, HermionyGinny, BlaseSeamus, SeamusDean, JamesLilly, HermionyTheodore, BlaseRon, AlbusPScorpiousM, RoseWScorpiousM.

OHSHC - TamakiKouya(SP?), HikaruKaoru, HoneyMori, TamakiHaruhi.

KHR - YamamotoGokudera, DinoHibiri(SP?).

Death note - LxLight, MelloxMatt

You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it...
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention...
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...
If you've ever walked into a wall before...
Then copy these to your profile and don't lie about it anymore.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist

KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

LUXORD

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Yuffie

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

I dont have one...

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Xion.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Beasts Castle

6. Least Favorite World?

Alice and wonderland

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Chakrams.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Kingdom Key

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

I cant even remember

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

His Anti-Form.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AKUROKU nuff said.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

AkuDem/AkuRiku

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

lulz i think RenoRoku is quite funny tbh... ino reno isnt in KH

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Wakka/Sora, Xigbar/Riku, Xemnas/Vexen, Sora/Tifa, Axel/Tifa

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Non AU's piss me off

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Dont like them.

(SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

YES YES OH GOD YES!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Naw

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

I like him straight and gay. but tbh i think he's straight.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No. NAMINE!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Olette.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Terra has issues.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

naw!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Xemmy-kins

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Im an individual.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had
something to do with KH?

dunorr

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

ROXAS, but we cant get costumes yet, weve just been practicing our acting.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Vexen bursting into flames

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Orgy XIII

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Marly

33. Riku or Roxas?

roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel of Demyx?

axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Akuroku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Akuroku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon

43. CloTi of Clerith?

THIS QUESTION NEEDS TO DIE. (Clerith sounds like an STD)

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

LUXORD, Axel, Dem, Sephy, leon, cloud, zexion, marly, xiggy, xemnas, saix, riku, roxas, seifer... the list goes on.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Harry Potter corssovers make me piss my pants

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel - Reno, Terra - Zack, Roxas - Venn, RoxasSora - Cloud

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

neither.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

A-X-E-L got it memorized?

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

www.semeuke.com

It made me laugh so yerr. takee the test (Y)

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Attention Dear Miss Rosie readers. Im am really sorry to say that this fic is no more. I just completely hated it! Ino i only managed one chapter of it but it really got me down everytime i tried to write any of it, so im really sorry please dont hate me. Ive got a few ideas that need filling out a little but im just gonna do oneshots at the moment, im kinda thinking of doing a few more little drabbles like BORROWED, but for various fandoms and pairings and hopefully they'll be longer. Thanks for all your reviews and i hope you continue to read my future stuff. :)

Btw i also have a FictionPress account now www.fictionpress.com/~dorkface for some of my original works.