Author has written 16 stories for Misc. Books, Pokemon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, D N Angel, Death Note, and Sola.

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Quote of the Week:

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"In the darkness of war, love is found and lost."

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About Me:

Current Pen-Name: Aosugiru Sora - Taken from the sixth Bleach opening theme, Alones by Aqua Timez. Japanes Romaji. Meaning: eternal blue sky; sky which is too blue; pure blue sky

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Previous Pen-Names: blupheonix5, ToKnowTheUnknown, SoullessReaper, Colorless Wind

Age: 10-15 (Not giving my real one, but it's within that range.)

Nationality/Ethnicity: Canadian/Filipino (Canasian! xD)

Religion: from a Catholic Christian family, but a self-proclaimed agnostic

Previous Residences: Windsor, Ontario, Canada; Grosse Point Woods, MI; Ypsilanti, MI; Las Vegas, NV

Current Residence: North Las Vegas, NV (Yes, apparently there is a difference...>>")

Place of Birth: Windsor, ON, CA

Countries/States I've Been To:

Canada - Toronto, ON; Windsor, ON; Quebec, Montreal; Vancouver, BC

U.S. - MI, OH, IL, IO, NY, NJ, KA, AZ, NV, TX, IN, CA, CO, UT, OR,

Countries I Want to Visit: England; Japan; Italy; the Philippines; France; Indonesia

Hobbies: Reading - novels (Bookworms FTW! xD); Anime/Manga - see below; Movies; Video Games - Final Fantasy series, Pokémon (all), Mortal Combat III, Super Mario, Rock Band; Sports - soccer, biking, badmintton, track, basketball (some)

Favorite Genres: Action/Adventure - Shonen, Historical Fiction, Fantasy, Friendship/Romance, Psychological Thriller

Favorite Historical Figures: Elizabeth I of England; Katharine of Aragon; King Henry VIII, King Arthur (Does he count? Lol.); Marquis de Lafayette

Favorite Subject: Math

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Songs/Bands (in no particular order):

Evans Blue (only when Kevin was the lead) - Eclipsed (The lyrics are so IchiRuki it's not even funny. xD Watch this video: It is by far the best AMV/MMV I've ever seen!! When the White Moon Meets the Black Sun - Eclipsed); A Cross and a Girl Named Blessed; Over

Breaking Benjamin - The Diary of Jane; Breath; Dance With the Devil; Had Enough

Nickelback - Far Away; Savin' Me; Gotta Be Somebody; Someday

Coldplay - The Scientist; Viva La Vida; Fix You

All Time Low - Dear Maria, Count Me In; Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't); Hello, Brooklyn; Shameless; Six Feet Under the Stars

Boys Like Girls - The Only Way I Know How to Feel; Hero/Heroine; Kill Me in a Record Shop; The Great Escape

Three Days Grace - Over and Over; Animal I Have Become; One X; Time of Dying

Skillet - Foresaken; Open Wounds; Hero;

Muse - Uprising; Time Is Running Out; Starlight

Our Lady Peace - I Loved You All Along; Somewhere Out There; Superman's Dead; Life

Jimmy Eat World - Drugs or Me; Big Casino; Pain; Chase This Light

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Favorite Cartoons :

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Avatar: The Last Airbender

Maiko - Zuko x Mai

Sukka - Sokka x Suki

Kataang - Aang x Katara

Batman Beyond

Batman: the Animated Series

Robin/Dick Grayson x Batgirl/Barbara Gordon

Codename: Kids Next Door

3 x 4

1 x 362

Danny Phantom

Danny x Sam

Ed, Edd, n Eddy

Kevin x Nazz

Ed x Sarah--It's cute, okay? Lol.

The Fairly Odd Parents

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Justice League/Justice League Unlimited

Batman/Bruce Wayne x Wonder Woman/Diana

Oliver Queen/Green Arrow x Dinah/.Black Canary

Shayera/Hawk Girl x John Stuart/Green Lantern

Liberty's Kids

James x Sarah

Rugrats/All Grown Up

Spongebob Squarepants

Teen Titans

Robin x Starfire

Raven x Beast Boy

Kid Flash x Jinx

Cyborg x Bumble Bee

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Favorite Non-Cartoon Shows and Pairings:

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Smallville

Chloe x Jimmy

Clark x Lois

Life With Derek

Casey x Sam

Derek x Sally

Lizzie x Jamie

Flight 29 Down

Melissa x Jackson

Nathan x Daley

Taylor x Eric

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

The Suite Life on Deck

Cody x Barbara

Zack x Maddie

Zack x Max

Zack x Bailey

Bones

Brennan x Booth

Angela x Hodgins

Sweets x Daisy

House

Cameron x Chase

House x Cuddy

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Drake and Josh

Josh x Mindy

Drake x Carly

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Favorite Anime/Manga and Pairings:

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Fullmetal Alchemist

SONGS:

Fix You by Coldplay (Ed & Al or EdWin); Meant to Live by Switchfoot; Everyday is Exactly the Same by Nine Inch Nails; When I Die by New Found Glory; Lost Heaven L'Arc-en-Ciel; One X by Three Days Grace; Until the End by Breaking Benjamin; On My Own by Three Days Grace (Cos); Time Won't Let Me Go by The Bravery; We Are by Ana Johnsson

PAIRINGS:

EdWin - Edward x Winry

~Songs: Far Away by Nickelback; Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol; The Scientist by Coldplay; Fix You by Coldplay

RoyAi - Riza x Roy

~Songs: Someday by Nickelback; After the Rain by Cinema Bizarre; When You Say Nothing At All

LingFang - Lin Yao x Lan Fan/Ran Fan

AlMei - Alphonse x Mei/May Chang

Havoc x Rebecca

Fuery x Sciezka--I read it in a story somewhere, and it really could work. They'd make a cute couple.

Denny Brosh x Maria Ross

Maes x Gracia

parental!RoyEd - Roy & Ed--These two as father and son. :)

Bleach

PAIRINGS:

IchiRuki - Ichigo x Rukia

~Songs: Eclipsed by Evans Blue; Breath by Breaking Benjamin

HitsuHina - Toshiro x Momo

~Songs: This Light I See by Paku Romi/Hitsugaya Toshiro; Momoiro no Hana (Peach-Colored Flower) by Sakuma Kumi; Forever by Fireflight

GinRan/GinMatsu - Gin x Rangiku

~Songs: Heres to the Nights by Eve 6; When We Die by Bowling for Soup; Goodbye Friendship, Hello Heartache by Cinematic Sunrise

IshiHime/IshiOrih - Uryu x Orihime

RenTats - Renji x Tatsuki

IchiTats - Ichigo x Tasuki--Strangely, I don't mind this pairing; I even like it! xD

UraYoru/KisuYoru - Yoruichi x Kisuke

ByaHisa - Byakuya x Hisana

UlquiHime - Ulquiorra x Orihime

Chad x Karin

Kensei x Mashiro

Shunsui x Nanao

UkiUna - Ukitake x Unahona

Hiyori x Shinji

Death Note

SONGS:

Now Or Never by Three Days Grace; Had Enough by Breaking Benamin; Dance w/ the Devil by Breaking Benjamin

PAIRINGS:

Mello x Halle

Raye x Naomi

Sayu x Matsuda

Light x Misa--Though it obviously doesn't extend far past a one-sided love... And, I can't help but feel sorry for Misa. I mean, she devoted herself to the guy, even cutting her lifespan in half - twice, mind you - and he doesn't give her a second thought.

Chobits

Hideki x Chi

Zima x Dita

Takako x Shinbo

Ueda x persocom!Yumi

Ueda x Yumi (human)

Crescent Moon

Mitsuru x Mahiru

Akira x Keiko

Claymore

Raki & Clare--As brother/sister only, though.

Pandora Hearts

SONGS:

Forever by Red; All For You by Our Lady Peace

PAIRINGS:

Alice x Oz

Break x Sharon--brother/sister or romantically

Bakuman

Ballad of a Shinigami

Digimon (Frontier season)

Takumi - Zoe/Izumi x Takuya

Sola

Matsuri x Yorito

Mayuko x Takeshi

Yu-Gi-Oh

Polarshipping - Joey x Mai

Yu-Gi-Oh GX

Alexis x Jaden

Rozen Maiden

Shinku x Jun

Tomoe x Jun

Toki wo Kaeru Shoujo (The Girl Who Runs Through Time)

Kazuko x Kazuo/Ken

Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Tsuna x Kyoko

Cornello x Lal Mirch

LamPin - Lambo x I-pin

Ouran High School Host Club

Tamaki x Haruhi

Dragonball/Dragonball Z/Dragonball GT

Bulma x Yamcha

Goku x ChiChi

Krillin x Android 18

Gohan x Videl

Chaos Head

Kare Kano: His and Her Circumstance

Yukino x Soichiro

Tonami x Tsubaki

Tsubasa x Kazuma

Maho x Takashi

Rika x Kyo

D.N. Angel

Riku x Daisuke

Risa x Dark

Shugo Chara!

Tadamu - Tadase x Amu

Sonic X

Sonic x Amy

Tails x Cream

.hack//xxxx

Kite x BlackRose

.hack//The Legend of Twilight

Shugo x Hotaru

Code Geass

SuzaEuphie - Suzaku x Euphemia

Lelouch x Shirley

CC x Lelouch--Not as much as the one above, though! xD

Oghi x Viletta

Rivalz x Milly

Cornelia x Guilford

Chiba x Tohdoh--You could so tell that she was going to confess to him in those last few episodes. ;)

Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII/Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

SONGS:

If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickelback (Zack & Cloud); Until the End by Breaking Benjamin

PAIRINGS:

CloTi - Cloud x Tiffa

~Songs: Home by Daughtry; Savin' Me by Nickelback

Zaerith/Zaeris - Zack x Aerith/Aeris

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Pokémon

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Favorite Pokémon: Pikachu, Staryu, Gyarados, Charizard, Pacharisu, Bulbasaur, Eevee, Luxray, Mew, Beautifly...

Favorite Pokémon Type: Water: Red, Yellow, Silver, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time, Platinum (in progress): Pokemon Special, The Electric Tale of Pikachu:

Video Games Played/Beaten: Red, Yellow, Silver, Sapphire, Emerald, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time, Diamond, Platinum (in progress)

Ships I Support:

Anime Ships (in order of preference)

Pokeshipping - Ash x Misty--In my opinion, this is the single best Pokémon anime shipping. They are just meant to be together. Without Ash, Misty wouldn't have been able to travel around the world, and without Misty, Ash wouldn't be the great trainer he is today. And, their fights only mean that they care about each other, if it isn't already obvious.

~Song: Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton

Contestshipping - May x Drew--At first, Drew came off as a big jerk, but then he showed he was a great a trainer and a good person. He's taught May a lot about Pokémon and competing in contests. Soledad even told May that he's 'gotten feeling for her'. And, there's the whole thing with the roses...

Penguinshipping - Dawn x Kenny--I think Dawn and Kenny go together well. They're both coordinators, from the same town, and they're childhood friends. (And I am a huge fan of childhood-friendships-turned-romances.) And it's funny when Kenny calls her De-De and tells Ash and Brock embarrassing stories about her.

Handymanshipping - Tracey x Daisy--Tracey is pretty much willing to do anything Daisy says. And she has even stepped out of character for him by helping look at some pipes while he does some work around the gym, in "A Date With Delcatty". She even goes as far as to invite Tracey to the Gym to see her new Pokémon before even her sisters get to see it. They have even gone out on a date which Daisy claims was only as a 'thanks' for fixing things around the gym.

Breedershipping - Brock x Suzy--They're both great Pokémon breeders and Suzy's Vulpix liked Brock right away. Plus, Suzy trusted Brock to take care of her Vulpix. They also competed in that Beauty Contest together. I also have to say that I hate Zane for ruining their chances together. He was a of a jerk at the beginning of the episode when Misty asked him about Ninetales. And, I though it was really sweet of Brock to back off when he saw that Suzy and Zane knew each other better. But still...

Questshipping - Jimmy x Marina

Electabuzzshipping - Georgio x Casey

SmartKidshipping - Max x Molly--I usually not a fan of never-met ships, but this is an exception.

Primary Manga Ships (in order of preference)

Oldrivalshipping - Blue x Green--This is my favorite PokéSpe ship ever! It's so cute. You've got to love the old "girl and boy hate each other, but still likes each other" relationship. And, what other girl has he called "pesky girl" or "obnoxious woman"? He obviously treats Blue differently than any other girl.

MangaQuestshipping - Gold x Crys--"Crys, you're the only one who can control Gold...": a MangaQuestshipping quote from Professor Oak. Hey, it is true. And they have those opposite personalities that always attract. It also kind of reminds me of Oldrival, in that Gold calls Crystal names like "strict woman," "representative of club serious," and my personal favorite: "super serious gal".

Specialshipping - Red x Yellow--Sucha cute and innocent love. :)

Franticshipping - Ruby x Sapphire--One of my favorite ships. And it's almost canon!

~Song: The Reason by Hoobastank

Commonershipping - Platina x Diamond--Dia is so cute! xD

Gracefulshipping - Winona x Wallace--They do have a history together, and Wallace obviously still has feelings for her.

Teashipping - Bill x Daisy--Well, they're both scientists. And, they did have their moments, especially in the G/S/C arc. I mean they hit it off from the start, so there may be a possibility... Plus Green seems pretty ticked that Bill spends so much time with his sister.

Brock x Erika

Fatherlyshipping - Janine x Falkner

Antagonistshipping - Lt. Surge x Sabrina

Seconday Manga Ships (in no particular order)

MangaPokéshipping - Red x Misty--Misty obviously has a crush on the guy!

Grantedshipping - Lance x Yellow--Hmm... Granted is an interesting one to say the least. I mean Yellow and Lance are complete adversaries, and at first look, they're total opposites...but they're actually more alike than you'd think. In essence, both want a peaceful and better world for Pokémon. It's quite complicated. And, frankly, the age difference kind of creeps me out. Lol. Even if he is only 15-20, she was an innocent 10-year-old (now still only 14-year-old) girl!

Viridianshipping - Yellow x Silver--Right now, I think Silver sees Yellow as more of a sister, like with Blue, but he could fall for her, and vice versa.

Scarfshipping - Dia x Platina x Pearl--As long as it ends Commonershipping. xD

Ships I Am Indifferent On

Eldershipping - Prof. Oak x Delia Ketchum

Rocketshipping - Jessie x James

Any Yaoi/Yuri Ships--Right now I don't really support any of these, and that goes for all fandoms. It's not that I have anything against them, it's just I've never come across one of these particualr pairings that sparks my interest.

Twinleafshipping/Haughtyshipping - Pearl x Platina--I don't mind this one, but I prefer Commonershipping. xP

Shippings I Am Against:

Ikarishipping - Dawn x Paul--In truth, I don't really get this one. Paul didn't even remember her name, and she hates him for it. And Paul is suck a jerk. I mean look at the way he treats his Pokémon. To me, there is no sense in this ship at all.

Pretty Much Anything With Harley--Again, no offense, but I just don't see him getting together with anyone. Festivalshipping I don't mind so much, though.

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Favorite Quotes:

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FMA

Alphonse Elric: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth.

oOo

Edward Elric: The Philosopher's Stone: those who possess it, no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy, can gain without sacrifice... create without equal exchange. We searched for it... and we found it.

oOo

Alphonse: (panicked) When you think of it, making a life's expensive! We would have to give something up!!

Edward: CHILDBIRTH'S NOT ALCHEMY, YOU DOPE!

oOo

Edward: You wanna start something with me?

Russell: No, I don't wanna fight with you, Ed, so why don't you turn around and go home? And leave us to take care of things around here.

Edward: That's not the way you beg somebody to do something! (pointing to ground) On your knees! (pause; points to ground repeatedly) I said get down on the ground!

Russell: What, so we can see eye to eye? Surely you must be used to people looking down on you!

oOo

Roy: That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when I'm Fuhrer, there'll be changes... That day, all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!

Havoc: (Grabs onto leg) You're a miracle Mustang! I'll follow you the rest of my life!

oOo

Edward: Well, here we are. (sighs)

Alphonse: What's the matter?

Edward: What do you think is the matter? Once again I'll have to listen to Colonel Sarcasm tell me how I screwed up.

Edward: (Mustang impersonation) Struck out on the philosopher's stone again huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees there Chief! (Does the Fonz's "Aye" pose) Huh? Where'd you go? Looks around Oh right, there you are, I couldn't see you behind my paperwork, seeing how your so short and all.

Al: (Anime sweatdrops)

Edward: Ha ha ha! (slumps) Yeah, I know, we're already here so I might as well get the verbal abuse over with.

oOo

Hughes: Look, can you believe how big Elysia's gotten? She can ride a tricycle now, she follows me everywhere on it like my own escort of cuteness, mwa! (Hughes kisses the photo whilst Ed does the -.- look)

Edward: Yep, your the same as ever Major, nice and insane.

oOo

Edward: He was... crying. While I can't even squeeze out a single tear, that poor kid's crying like a baby, like he... he was crying 'cause I couldn't.

oOo

Dante: Equivalent exchange is a myth, a contrived order to give sense to a world that has none.

oOo

Edward: Even as our eyes are closed, there's a whole world that lives outside ourselves and our dreams.

oOo

Roy: That's far enough. I'm awfully sorry about your grievances, but no one hurts my men.

Riza: Colonel Mustang, wait!

Scar: Colonel Mustang? Flame Alchemist Roy Mustang?

Roy: The one and only.

Riza: Colonel!

Scar: Yet another soul who departs from God's path. Death will be swift.

Roy: Brave enough to attack the Flame Alchemist. I'll make you a funeral pyre.

Riza: Stubborn man! (trips Roy and fires several rounds at Scar, who flees)

Roy: That's not the way to get promoted, Hawkeye!

Riza: Relax, sir, I just saved your life. Your flame attack's no good in the rain.

(Roy is devastated)

oOo

Hughes: Hey, I've got a message from Roy.

Edward: You mean the Colonel?

Hughes: Yeah. He said, "Don't die under my command, you're enough of a pain without the paperwork." That was it.

Edward: Tell him, "Fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt Colonel with a God complex." And tell him to take this gorilla escort off my hands too.

oOo

Pinako: Heh! Yet it seems like you've gotten smaller!

Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL YOU MINIATURE SIZED HAG?

Pinako: You're shorter than your temper.

Edward: YOU'RE SO SHORT YOU'RE TWO-DIMENSIONAL!

Pinako: Automail moron!

Edward: Grandma flea!

Armstrong: Edward Elric! (takes off shirt and poses) How dare you speak to your elder with such blatant disrespect! Let ME remedy this fight with my genteel decorum!

Pinako: Who the heck is this guy? He really doesn't get the joke, does he?

oOo

Denny Brosh: (to Ed) I'm sorry sir, sorry! I just thought you'd be fuller...and more...more metal!

oOo

Hughes: Be careful, Roy. You've got some enemies here, and in very high places. My advice to you is to make as many friends as you can around here, friends who will support you when the time comes. Which is why I make this crucial suggestion: (whispering) You find yourself a wife!

Roy: (slams phone) Give it a rest!

Riza: Please, Colonel, don't take it out on the phone.

oOo

Edward: I know everything. I know that you and Dante were lovers because I read the letter. But what I don't understand is if you and that evil bitch were so perfect together, why did you feel the need to marry my mother!? Did you get some sick satisfaction out of being a normal human!?

oOo

Hawkeye: (on the phone) Major, I'd just like to offer a bit of... feminine advice. BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER JUST FIVE MONTHS!

oOo

Roy: You say I'm an idealist, but unless someone chases after pipe dreams, nothing will ever change.

Riza: Inside me, the war isn't over yet. No...it will never end as long as I live. It was my decision to trust you and pass my father's research on to you. I also made the decision to join the academy in hopes of improving the lives of this country's people. As much as I regret what's happened, I can't escape the fact that it was my choices that brought me to this position. I'm a killer, and no amount of denial or repentance can absolve me of that.

oOo

Hawkeye: That's right... Since Edward can't use alchemy he's...

Havoc: Just a kid that swears a lot.

Hawkeye: Yep, yep.

Hughes: A bratty little midget.

Mustang: Worthless, just worthless!

Alphonse: Sorry, Brother, I can't follow that up.

Edward: (upset) That's bullying!

oOo

Hawkeye: Colonel. It's gotten cold. Aren't you going to go back?

Roy: Yeah, I will. Alchemists are horrible people, First Lieutenant. Right now... a part of me is desperately trying to develop a theory on human transmutation. Now I feel like I understandwhat those boys felt when they tried to transmute their mother.

Hawkeye: ...Are you all right?

Roy: I'm fine. ...Oh, no. It's raining.

Hawkeye: It isn't raini--

Roy: No. It's raining.

Hawkeye: ... Yes. It is. Let's go back. It's... getting cold.

Roy: There's no such thing as "professional" and "private". My intention as an individual is to become the Fuhrer as well as to avenge Hughes. I'm sticking onto the brass. Will you follow me?

Hawkeye: You're asking me that now?

oOo

Roy: (after seeing Barry grab Hawkeye around the waist) Step aside, Lieutenant. (eyes are points of light, pulls on glove) There's going to be a strong fire tonight.

oOo

Edward: I think she (Winry) hated him Scar enough to kill. She was crying more than I'd ever seen her. I never realized it because she's always acting so cheerful but she was carrying the pain of losing her family this whole time. That's why I promised Al and I wouldn't die no matter what... But this time various things happened. Though the result is that we were able to come back alive, it could become a situation where I could make her cry again. I'm really no good. I cause her nothing but worry and I'm not prepared. If Ling hadn't helped me, who knows how it might have turned out...

Hawkeye: You worry because of the fact that you were able to come back alive. You have to worry and scrabble around in that way and even if it looks uncool, you have to survive. For the person important to you as well. Protect her.

Edward: Eh?

Hawkeye: You love Winry don't you? (Ed spits out his drink into Black Hayate's face.)

Edward and Hawkeye: ...

(Black Hayate just sits there with stuff on his face.)

Edward: (shaking his head in embarrasment) H-h-h-h-how no th-th-th-that she's just a childhood frien... like family!! I mean of course I'd protect her or whatever!!

Hawkeye: (thinking) Amusing... He's weak to direct hits.

(Black Hayate shakes the drink off his face)

oOo

Edward: I'm going back to my mechanic. You know the one.

Roy: Sure, Ed, how can I forget? I saw you at her house, unconscious, with that same stump of an arm you have now, bawling in your sleep, "It hurts! I'm gonna pee my pants!" So tough.

oOo

Mustang: Damn it! I still don't see why I have to tag along on their stupid midnight ghost hunt!

Hawkeye: Because they admire you more than you realize.

Mustang: What good is admiration from other men?

oOo

Roy: What's the frown for?

Riza: The plan was perfect, you did your part, but I should have gotten there sooner to protect you.

Roy: Nothing's perfect, the world's not perfect, but it's there for us, trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful. (playing with Riza's hair)

Riza: (shoves apple in his mouth) Shut up and eat.

oOo

Alphonse:Brother, it turns out the Philosopher's Stone may very well be real. But all the clues we need to find it are off limits to everyone except State Alchemists. Since I no longer have a mortal shell, I can't feel the terror you felt, thinking you were going to die. I'm sure it must have been painful, and lonely. I want my body back, brother. I want to be able to feel what you felt. To feel human again. If we find the Philosopher's Stone, I can have that.

Edward: When I was certain he was going to kill me, my mind went blank, and I didn't have any hope anymore. And the only thing I could do was scream my lungs out. I felt so helpless, I couldn't even bring myself to believe someone might save me. Then you showed up, Al. And I realized that if we don't take care of each other, then no one else will. So I'll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the military's lapdog. And we'll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. (cries into his hands) 'Cause we're not gods. We're humans. Tiny, insignificant humans...who couldn't even save a little girl.

oOo

Edward: All right! You asked for it! (claps his hands together, as if to perform alchemy) Sorry, just a little habit of mine!

oOo

Ling: Haven't you heard the saying, "If you want to shoot the leader, aim for his horse"?

Edward: If you want to shoot the leader, then just shoot him!!

oOo

Edward: You're a man and you're too scared to travel without companions?

Ling: Well, it's dangerous to travel alone as a young teen.

Winry: Young teen?

Alphonse: How old are you?

Ling: Fifteen years old.

Edward, Alphonse, & Winry: (shocked) Fifteen?

Winry: (whispering to Ed) Aren't you almost sixteen?

Edward: (to Ling) Stand up!

(they compare their height)

(makes fists in anger as sweat runs down his forehead; poses in agony; grinds his knuckles onto his knees, his head bent and still sweating; suddenly points menacingly at a startled Ling)

You have an ugly face!

Winry & Alphonse: (thinking) He changed the subject...!

oOo

Maria Ross: TOUCH ME AND I'LL SUE YOU FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT!

(Major Armstrong continues to chase her around trying to hug her.)

oOo

(Roy flies off in a balloon, leaving Riza behind as she chases after him.)

Roy: Sorry, Lieutenant. Only room for one.

Riza: (being restrained by Major Armstrong) You liar! Come back here!

oOo

Rose: What am I supposed to do now?! How am I supposed to live now?! Tell me! Please...

Edward: Think about that on your own. Stand up and walk. Move on. After all, you have two perfect legs to stand on.

oOo

Edward: He made wings out of wax so he could fly.. but when he got too close to the sun... to God... the wax melted and he crashed to the ground...

oOo

Edward: Okay I'm going to do something slightly illegal now so just look the other way for a second.

oOo

Heiderich: We're not a part of your dream like you thought we were. I care, and I make mistakes. I may not be in this world for much longer, but I'll always be here. Just don't forget me.

oOo

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Zuko: If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed.

Iroh: But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula.

(Both look at one another and nod)

Zuko: Earth Kingdom it is.

oOo

Azula: I never would have expected this from you. The only thing I don't understand is why? Why would you do it? You know the consequences.

Mai: I guess you don't know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Zuko more than I fear you.

Azula: No! YOU miscalculated! You should have feared me more! (She and Mai prepare to fight, Ty Lee suddenly attacks Azula, blocking her chi.)

oOo

Bumi: Wait! Someone's missing from your group! Someone very important! (pause) Where's Momo?

Sokka: He's gone... and so is Aang.

Bumi: Oh, well. So long as they have each other, I'm sure we have nothing to worry about. Let's go. (Earthbends himself in the air and laughs crazily)

oOo

Ozai: (laughs mockingly) Your Uncle has gotten to you, hasn’t he?

Zuko: (closes his eyes for a second, then smiles) Yes. He has.

oOo

Zuko: (trying to make strong fire blasts and only producing weak flames) Just breathe and... (Punches but only a weak flame come out)

Aang: That one kinda felt hot.

Zuko: (Angrily) Don't patronize me! You know what it's supposed to look like!

Aang: Sorry, Sifu Hotman.

Zuko: (still angry) And stop calling me that!

oOo

Pokémon

Misty: Sometimes, you're as immature as Gary.

(Ash turns blue--literally--and depressed)

Ash: D-Don't mention that name...

Misty: Stop acting like Brock!!

oOo

May: May's expedition into the mysterious woods begins...

Drew: You don't get out much do you?

oOo

Misty: The Nidoran trainers are not mature enough to admit it, but they really like each other!

Tracey: Hey, that's just like you and Ash!

Misty and Ash: YOU MUST BE CRAZY!

oOo

Ash: That mini-Misty is even more scary than she is.

Misty: Don't ever make fun of me or mini-Misty!

oOo

Butch: That's it. I'm changing my name.

oOo

Brock: I could write a book about the secrets of love and heartache!

Misty: I guess then that book would be your autobiography?

oOo

Gary: (at Ash) You're so pathetic that even your Pikachu feels sorry for you! I've never seen anyone as pathetic as you!

Misty: Have you tried a mirror?!

oOo

Brock: Right there, a beautiful girl was right there!

Ash: Huh? I don't see one...

Misty: (pulls on his lips) Just turn around!

Ash: Please, only one of us can hallucinate at a time...

oOo

Misty: Oh no! Staryu looks like it's in real pain!

Ash: It Doesn't even have a face, how can you tell?

Misty: Because I'm sensative to other's feelings!

Ash: (sarcastically) Oh yeah? Like I'm not?

oOo

Misty: Hey, if she's making your life so miserable, how come you're carrying her picture around?

Joe: I hate the way she treats us, but I like the way she looks.

Ash: Yeah, and not like some other girls who treat you bad and look even worse.

oOo

Ash: WOAH! Look at that!

Misty: It's huge!

Brock: I've seen shopping malls smaller than this place!

Misty: It must have a hundred rooms!

Ash: It's the biggest mansion I've ever seen!

Hopkins (the butler at James' family's mansion): This is not the mansion! This little dog house is for Growly.

oOo

Ash: Hey, get out of there! (Rattata runs away from his backpack)

Pokédex: A forest Pokémon - Rattata. It likes cheese, nuts, fruits and berries.

Ash: Yeah, but this isn't a forest, it's an open field.

Pokédex: It also comes out in open fields to steal food from stupid travelers.

Ash: So that means I'm stupid?

Pikachu: (Laughs) Pika... Pika

oOo

James:(telling them a story about when he was little) ...And the little boy departed this world to a better place. Little Growlithe howled all night. The boy was discovered solid cold the next morning.

Jesse: (crying) What a sad ending!

Meowth: (crying) That poor kid!

Brock:(crying) I can't believe James is gone!

Ash: (crying) I MISS HIM!!

Pikachu: Piiii..!

Misty: (looking pissed-off) Grrrr!.. JAMES, YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT HERE!!

oOo

Jessie: Hmm... ya know James, that kid looks like you.

James: You think so? He looks pathetic.

Meowth: That's what she means!

oOo

Ash: It's following Pikachu around like its a streaker or something,

Brock: Huh? Ash I think you mean a STALKER!

oOo

Brock: (whispering) Maybe it's a girl thing.

Ash: (whispering) Maybe it isn't a girl thing. Maybe it's just a Misty thing.

(Misty overhears and hits him in the head with her mallet)

oOo

Dawn: Are you calling me stupid?

Ash: No, but I'm thinking about it now!

Dawn: How can you think without a brain?

Ash: You tell jokes just as good as you catch Pokémon!

oOo

Brock: It's the best romance show ever!

Max: Man, you watch that stuff too!?

Brock: It teaches me about romance!

Max: If that show were a school, you'd be flunking!

Brock: (cowers into wall behind him and hits it with his fist) Why do children have to be so cruel!?

oOo

Mewtwo: I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

oOo

Dawn: Hey Kenny!

Kenny: Hm? (stares)

Dawn: Huh? Something wrong? Ohhh, you're just speechless after seeing me in a dress! Right?

Kenny: Eh... Come on! That's crazy! (blushing)

Dawn: Then what's the big deal, huh?

Kenny: Nothing!

Dawn: Don't cha think I'm pretty?

Kenny: (continues to blush)

oOo

Ash:

"I have my own method of bending spoons. (bends the spoon with his hands) Ha! Muscle over mind!"

"I'm having a major hat crisis. Could you steal Pikachu some other time?"

"She is trying to use rep... per... pre... what is it again? Oh, yeah! Perverse Psychology on me!"

oOo

Misty:

"Well, Ash Ketchum... I guess I finally know how you feel about me."

"Ash will never really be alone cause he's got... me."

"Sometimes I look at that face and I get a headache." (about Ash)

"Oh, sure, Ash. I'll just stay here on the sideline, waiting until the end when I can drag your carcass off the battlefield... "

oOo

Brock:

"Her temper could sure use a little evolution." (about Misty)

"No! Not the ear!"

"Ugh... Not you, too..." (Referring to Croagunk's habit of hitting him with Poison Jab when he flirts)

oOo

May:

"You've gotta admit: She's got style!" (about Misty's methods to keep Brock under control)

"Yeah, well, you dress weird!" (to Harley)

oOo

Dawn:

"YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, DON'T YA?! LISTEN, MISTER, YOU SPOILED COLD-HEARTED BRAT! APOLOGIZE!" (Dawn screaming at Paul after he didn't remember her name)

"Oh, Brock's sleepy!" (after Brock passes out on his face)

oOo

Pokémon Special

Professor Oak: A bunch of good tricks... A team of powerful Pokemon... These aren't the things that make a good trainer. All you need is what's in your heart.

oOo

Blaine: A Pokemon trainer... It's a person who devotes their time and life to their Pokemon. They have trust in their Pokemon, as their Pokemon have trust in them. They take care of each other no matter what... That's you, Red.

oOo

Emerald: (at Ruby and Sapphire) Would you two quit flirting!?

oOo

Bleach

Manga Taglines

"People have hope
Because they cannot see Death standing behind them"

"If I were the rain, that binds together the earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle, would I be able to bind two hearts together?"

"Unless I grip the sword, I cannot protect you.

While gripping the sword, I cannot embrace you."

"We should not shed tears
That is a surrender of the body to the heart
It is only proof
That we are beings that do not know
What to do with our hearts"

"I just keep practicing
Saying goodbye to you"

"Those who do not know what love is

liken it to beauty.

Those who claim to know what love is

liken it to ugliness."

"Red like blood.
White like bone.
Red like solitude.
White like silence.
Red like the beastly instinct.
White like a god's heart.
Red like thawing hatred.
White like a frozen, pained cry.
Red like the night's hungry shadows.
So shooting through the moon in a sigh is like
radiant white, scattered red."

"No, nothing can change my world."

"We fear that which we cannot see...
We respect that which we cannot see...
Thus the blade will be wielded."

oOo

Kuchiki Byakuya

: Rukia... I'm sorry.

oOo

Ichimaru Gin

: Sorry, Rangiku... If only you'd held on a little longer...

oOo

Ukitake Jushiro

: Remember this well. There are two kind of fights. As long as we place ourselves in battle, we must always know the difference: fights to defend life... and fights to defend pride...

oOo

Shuuhei Hisagi

: He who doesn't fear his own sword... is not worthy to hold it.

oOo

Tousen Kaname

oOo

: I told you, Komamura... the only thing my eyes see is the path with the least bloodshed. Justice is always in that path. The path I chose to walk... was justice.

Ichimaru: (In a flashback) You could have held on a little longer... Sorry.

Matsumoto: (Thinking) That's what I hate about you.

Matsumoto: (Sighs) What a fool.

(Hitsugaya enters the room without Matsumoto noticing.)

Hitsugaya: Who is?

Matsumoto: WHOA!! You scared me! They almost spilled out!

Hitsugaya: What did?

Matsumoto: My breasts. Like this.

Hitsugaya: Don't show me!

oOo

(Hitsugaya and Matsumoto are in front of 'Health Land')

Hitsugaya: Matsumoto... Why are we finishing the paperwork at Health Land?

Matsumoto: Oh, why not? I think it's a better idea to take a bath first, then meet up at the lobby to finish off business!

(Matsumoto starts walking towards Health Land)

Hitsugaya: Hey, wait!

(Hitsugaya and Matsumoto are in the lobby talking to a receptionist)

Receptionist: I'm sorry, but the small child must be with an adult.

Hitsugaya: Small... child?!

Matsumoto: Ah, then we will both go to the women's side!

Hitsugaya: MATSUMOTO!!

oOo

Urahara: You put it on like this! Put it on your forehead like so... and yell from the top of the lungs... "TAKE THIS! THE POWER OF JUSTICE! JUSTICE ARMOR! JUSTICE HACHIMAKI! ATTACK!"

Ichigo: O... okay I get it. Put it on the forehead like this... LIKE HELL I'LL DO THAT! (Dodges an attack) AAACK!

Urahara: See? Now isn't the time to be embarrassed, right?

Ichigo: DON'T ACT LIKE THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!! Damn it, guess I have no choice... TAKE THIS! THE POWER OF JUSTICE! JUSTICE ARMOR! JUSTICE HACHIMAKI! ATTACK!

Urahara: Wow...! You actually did it...!

Ichigo: You BASTARD!

oOo

Ichigo: You aren't going to ask me anything?

Rukia: Would you answer me if I did?

Ichigo: ...

Rukia: It's your business. It's a deep, jagged wound. I don't know how to ask about it, without dredging up your pain and reopening that wound. I don't know what to say, so I'll wait. When you feel like talking... when you're ready to tell me, I'll listen. I'll just wait until then.

Ichigo: Thanks, Rukia.

oOo

Byakuya: You... Since when have you been able to use Bankai?

Renji: You'll never know, 'cause you never did give a damn about your subordinates.

oOo

Hollow Ichigo: Ichigo, what's the difference between a King and his horse?

Ichigo: What the hell...?

Hollow Ichigo: I don't mean kiddy shit like 'One's a person and one's an animal' or 'One has two legs and one has four'. If their form, ability, and power were exactly the same, why is it that one becomes the King and controls the battle, while the other becomes the horse and carries the King?! There's only one answer; INSTINCT! In order for identical beings to get stronger and gain the power they need to become King, they must search for more battles and power! They thirst for battle, and live to mercilessly crush, shred, and slice their enemies! Deep, deep within our bodies lies the honed instinct to kill, to slaughter! But YOU don't have that! You don't have those pure, basic instincts! You fight with your brain. You try to defeat your enemies with your logic! And it doesn't work! You're trying to cut them with a sheathed sword! That is why you're weaker than me, Ichigo!

(Ichigo is impaled with a sword)

Hollow Ichigo: (Making his way towards Ichigo) I don't know about Zangetsu, but I refuse to carry a King who's weaker than me and get cut to ribbons with him. If you're weaker than me, then I'll destroy you, and take your crown for myself.

oOo

Kurosaki Ichigo:

"I see. So basically, you're a shinigami? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!"

"I ain't such a saint that I can promise to risk my life for strangers. But neither am I scum enough to sit quietly by while people are getting hurt before my eyes."

"(to self) Thanks, Rukia. Because of you, looks like the rain has finally stopped falling."

"Wait, you just called my closet dirty, didn't you!?"

"Because I swore that I would save her. I swore... to my soul!!"

"I do not fight because I think I can win. I fight because I have to win."

oOo

Kuchiki Rukia:

"You can see me!? Rather, you kicked me..."

"Move one inch from here... just try coming after me... (turns to Ichigo with her tear-streaked face) and I will never forgive you!"

"(on Ichigo's fears) If it was defeat, you need to train harder! If it was about your companions, then you need to reseal those promises after becoming a more virtuous man! If it's about your hollow... then just become strong enough until you can shatter it in an instant! The 'you' that still lives on in my heart, Ichigo...would do exactly that!"

"In battles, the ones who get in the way are not the ones that have no power. They are the ones that have no resolve for battle."

"I know what it means to be alone. The loneliness of being a prisoner, the happiness of being saved by my nakama, and my horror at all the pain they went through in order to save me. Do not worry, Orihime... I'll be right... there...!"

"Dance, Sode no Shirayuki!"

"It's not Shinigami... It's Kuchiki Rukia."

oOo

Hitsuaya Toshiro:

"If you make Hinamori shed even one drop of blood, I'll kill you."

"No, not yet, now that you've made me this serious. Regret as much as you damn well want!!"

"Dummy. I'm not gonna dwell on what happened forever. All that junk... it's the furthest thing on my mind. You should especially quit worrying about it and get some more sleep. Hurry up and get rid of your Panda eyes, got it?"

"Don't bother ever coming back... Bed-wetter Momo."

"Aizen, I will kill you."

"(to Momo, smiling slightly) How many times do I have to tell you? It's not Hitsugaya-kun, it's Hitsugaya-taicho."

"(To Ichigo after he calls him 'Toshiro') Bastard! You did that on purpose, didn't you?"

"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever."

"It's Hitsugaya-taicho!"

oOo

Uruhara Kisuke:

"Noooo, there's no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!"

"There is nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, you're afraid of getting killed. When you attack, you're afraid of killing someone. Even when you try to protect someone, you're afraid of letting them die. Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born of that. When you dodge, 'I won't let them cut me.' f you protect someone, 'I won't let them die.' If you attack, 'I will kill them.' Well, can't you see the resolve to kill you in my sword?

oOo

Shihouin Yoruichi:

"It's been a while... Byakuya-bo."

"Do you remember the first time you walked? No. So you weren't conscious of it. Then why did you walk? Everyone was born knowing how to walk. It's called instinct. That's what this boy reminds me of. He knows he can achieve bankai, so he continues."

"Kisuke and I used to play here when we were kids. We modeled the one under his shop after this one. It was our own secret playground."

"(When she hops into the bath with Ichigo, but in cat form) What? Disappointed? Tell me honestly. Eh? You little pervert!"

oOo

Abarai Renji:

The stray dog in me is dyed into my bones... All I do is howl at the moon, but I don't have the guts to bite..."

"Ichigo... I know this is shameful, but I'm begging you - Rukia... Please save Rukia!"

"I've always been afraid... Always been pretending to follow you closely, always pretending to sharpen my fangs, when the truth is I'm... scared to death just treading on your shadow."

"Don't just blame yourself. You're not tough enough to withstand everything. Split the load, to my shoulders, and to Ichigo's. Just stack it little by little. That's why we've become stronger. Believe in him, Rukia."

oOo

Shiba Kaien:

"The fight to protect life and the fight to protect honor--that's Captain Ukitake's policy. But you know, Kuchiki...I think that in the end, those both end up being the same thing. ...Heart."

"Whenever you fight from this point on, there is one thing you must never do. Which is...to die alone."

oOo

Ishida Uryu:

"I swear on the pride of the Quincy, I will kill you!"

"Ah, Kurosaki, I see you've finally realized the importance of a cape."

"Inoue-san... I'm glad you're okay."

oOo

Inoue Orihime:

"I'm a terrible person, aren't I? 'If only Kurosaki-kun would cheer up, I'd be happy.' At least, I thought that was how I felt. Then Kuchiki-san came back and cheered Kurosaki-kun up. I should have been really happy, but... but... (Starts to cry) but instead I'm jealous of Kuchiki-san!"

"We don't look any different from those shinigami. We just dress diferently."

oOo

Scheiffer Ulquiorra:

"You humans are always talking about hearts. It's as if you have them in your hand. But my eye sees everything. What it does not see does not exist. That's how I've always fought. That's how I've always lived. What is a heart? If I rip open your chest, will I find it there? If I crack open your skull, will I find it there?"

"If that's because of what you call a heart, then it is the heart that causes you humans pain. And it is because of your heart that you will die."

oOo

Death Note

Misa: I just can't imagine a world without Light!

L: Well yes, that would be quite dark.

oOo

Light: What was it?

L: Matsuda's acting stupid again.

Light: Well, that is his speciality.

Matsuda: I can hear you, ya know...

oOo

Misa: Hey, Light. Wanna come sleep with me tonight?

Light: Wh-What are you talking about...??

Misa: Hahaha! Just kidding! You're saving me for after we catch Kira right! You don't have to be shy about it!

L: Yes, Light. There's no need to be shy.

Light: I'm not being shy!

L: No need to be so serious either.

oOo

Light Yagami:

"No matter what the world, the god of that world creates the rules. Eventually, you have been defeated by the rules I created. And as punishment for defying the God of the new world, you will die..."

"But you know the saying 'playing with fire, and you're bound to get burned.' I'll make you regret underestimating L... underestimating me."

"Just as I thought. It's no fun without L here."

"L's heirs... So I'm still fighting against L."

oOo

L:

"Kira is childish and he hates losing...I'm also childish and hate to lose. That's how I know.

"Let's show him...that the good guys always win."

"I have lost the battle, but I'm not going to lose the war."

"This isn't divine jugdement, it's the work of some childish killer who's playing at divine retribution, that's all."

"I just can't sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40."

"Risking your life and doing something that could easily rob you of your life are exact opposites."

"I'm... a pervert??"

"Light Yagami... I wasn't wrong, but... (I suppose I've lost...)"

"That would be convincing if I didn't already know you were Kira."

"Yipee...Yay...Friends..."

"No matter how gifted, you alone cannot change the world."

oOo

Totou Matuda:

"What was it all for then? What about your dad!? What the hell did he die for!?"

"...You led your own father to his death...and now he's gone, you call him a fool!?"

oOo

Near:

"If you cannot win at the game, if you cannot solve the puzzle, you are just a loser."

"I've wanted to make him taste his own pathetic failure with all my heart."

"No. You're just a murderer, Light Yagami."

"It's over. You've lost the game."

oOo

Mello:

"I'm not your tool to use to solve the puzzle!"

"Which of us will get Kira first...it's a race!"

"Our goal is the same, I'll wait for you there."

"It's my turn to use you."

"Matt... I didn't mean for you to get killed... I'm so sorry..."

oOo

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Mac: But I thought you didn't like Cheese.

Bloo: You know what, Mac? You’re right; I didn’t like Cheese. I had difficulty tolerating Cheese... and, from what I gathered, no one else really had a taste for Cheese either... except the mice... Mice like Cheese.

(mice gather around Cheese’s feet)

Cheese: Hi, doggies.

Bloo: But, now, though Cheese once made my stomach turn, I love Cheese. I hope to have my share of Cheese every day... perhaps even for the rest of my life... even though Cheese smells. I think that, if we all look deep into our hearts, we can find an appreciation for Cheese... and embrace his unique... flavour, if you will.

oOo

Spongebob Squarepants

Plankton: Good-bye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy!

oOo

Code Geass

(Rivalz interrupts a conversation between Lelouch and Suzaku by charging in on his motorcycle)

Rivalz: Hey, Lelouch! (gets off his motorcycle)

Lelouch: What's wrong?

Rivalz: I heard the President's doing a blind date thing again!

Lelouch: Yeah, today.

Rivalz: Today?! (grabs Lelouch by the collar) Why didn't you tell me about it?!

Lelouch: Because it'd make you cry.

Rivalz: Boys don't cry!

Suzaku: It's okay. I didn't know about it either.

Rivalz: (lets go of Lelouch and turns towards Suzaku) Don't give me your emo routine!

Suzaku: Emo?

Lelouch: I guess compassion is not in fashion these days.

oOo

(Cécile is playing human whack-a-mole with an inflatable mallet at the student festival)

Cécile: (giggles) School festivals are such fun! I feel so free! (giggles again)

Britannian soldier #1: That one she keeps whacking, doesn't he look like Lloyd?

Britannian soldier #2: No great wonder. Working under that guy must really drive her out of her mind.

oOo

Lloyd: You Suzaku really hate it when people die, yet you're in the army. Why is that?

Suzaku: I'm in the army so they won't die.

Lloyd: That contradiction might kill you someday.

oOo

C.C : Lelouch...Do you know why the snow is white?...Because it forgot what colour it was.

oOo

Suzaku: What’s this important business you need to talk to me about?

Shirley: I… I like Lulu. Suzaku, do you hate him?

Suzaku: (frowning) I… liked him

Shirley: And now? (pause) I thought it was weird. You guys bonded so well before. Did you guys have a fight?

Suzaku: I can’t forgive him.

Shirley: Nothing’s unforgivable. It must be that you’re the one who can’t forgive him. You don’t want to forgive him. I forgave him a long time ago.

JL/JLU

Superman: Always have to be the hero, don't you?

Batman: Right back at ya.

oOo

Kid Wonder Woman: I guess I'll go with Clark. Unless I should go with you..

Kid Batman: Whatever.

Kid Superman: I'm fine to go with Diana.

Kid Green Lantern: So Bruce and I are good to go?

Kid Wonder Woman: I changed my mind. I'll go with Bruce, and John can go with Clark.

Kid Batman: Whatever!

Kid Superman: What's with them?

Kid Green Lantern: Man! For someone with like, fifty different kinds of vision, you are so blind!

Kid Superman: What?

oOo

Wonder Woman: Circumstances asides, it was kind of... enjoyable being a kid again.

Batman: I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.

oOo

Wonder Woman: Don't you ever wish you were down there?

Batman: I'm down there all I need to be.

Wonder Woman: Yes, but it's just a job to you. I'm talking about going down there and having some fun. Maybe... maybe with someone special.

Batman: ...

Wonder Woman: No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.

Batman: One: Dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors; I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues. And three: If my enemies knew I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me, through her.

Wonder Woman: (Crushes a stone gargoyle head with her hand) Next?

oOo

Green Lantern: Diana's carrying a grudge.

Batman: She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?

Green Lantern: What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. (pause) I'm very happy.

Batman: Uh-huh.

Green Lantern: Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?

Batman: Nothing. She's a respected colleague.

Green Lantern: Uh-huh.

Batman: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow other distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she?

Wonder Woman: Don't let that stop you - keep digging.

oOo

Superman: A five-minute head start? You're getting soft in your old age.

Batman: Don't you have a tall building to go leap?

Wonder Woman: And the adventure continues...

oOo

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares, having to witness an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him. "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids." ...How come they just couldn't give him some cereal?!

oOo

Bones

Booth: (Gets out of the car, screaming) I hate England! I hate London! I'm glad we had a revolution! (Hits the car hood with his hands) Ahhhh!! (Getting back in the car) I feel much better! What did I miss?

oOo

Sweets: I think it’s interesting psychologically how Agent Booth’s constant efforts to persuade you to enjoy fruit pie could be interpreted as a type of seduction.

oOo

The Dark Knight

(Batman has agreed to take the blame for Two-Face's murders so that Harvey Dent can be remembered as a hero)

Commissioner Gordon: He's the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now…and so we'll hunt him…because he can take it…because he's not our hero… he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector… A Dark Knight.

oOo

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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You Know You're From Michigan When...

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You define summer as three months of bad sledding.

Your definition of a small town is one that doesn’t have a lake.

Violence is common amongst family members and friends during any Michigan/Michigan State game. (Michigan FTW! xD)

Snow tires came standard on all your cars.

At least 50 of your relatives work for the auto industry.

You have been frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.

You can identify an Ohio accent.

Someone asks you if you've been to Europe, and you answer, "No, but I've been to Ann Arbor."

"Down South" to you means Toledo.

Octopui and hockey go together as logically as hot dogs and baseball.

The "Big Three" can mean either Ford, Chrysler and GM or Dominos, Little Caesars, and Hungry Howie's.

You have no problem spelling Mackinac Island.

You had to get a passport to travel to Ohio.

Your favorite hockey team's mascot is an octopus.

You have a favorite hockey team.

"Vacation" means going to Cedar Point!

You measure distance in minutes.

You know several people who have hit a deer.

Your school classes are cancelled because of snow.

You've had to switch from "heat" to "AC" in the same day.

You carry jumper cables in your car.

You know more about chill factors and lake effect than you'd EVER like to know!

You design Halloween costumes to fit over snowsuits.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are all filled with snow!

You think deer season is a national holiday!

You know all four seasons: winter, almost winter, hotter than hell, and construction.

Half the change in your pocket is Canadian...eh!

Your idea of a traffic jam is 20 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.

You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".

You bake with SODA and drink a POP. (Heck yes! xD)

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.

You think of the 4 major food groups as beef, pork, BBQ sauce, and beer.

Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving, and the opening of Deer Season.

You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.

You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

Your snowblower has more miles on it than your car.

Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.

You attend a formal event in your best clothing, finest jewelry, and snowmobile boots.

You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but isn't that far from Hell.

Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and Construction.

Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas. (So, soo true. TT")

Owning a Japanese car is a hangin' offense in your town. (nods)

You point to a spot on your hand to tell people where you are from. (points to spot on hand xD)

Coast-to-coast means Port Huron to Muskegon.

You are not fazed by a road signs saying "Snowmobile Crossing", "Deer Crossing", or "Cow Crossing" (WARNING: THESE SIGNS MAY BE ONE AFTER ANOTHER).

You go "up north" for weekends.

"Submarine" is a sandwhich. "Big Mac" is a bridge.

Bulma x Vegeta