Well, if you're here, then you must know that I am the very lame, very unrealistic Horcrux Hymen. I don't really feel like writing about myself, I never had a reason to but... for your sakes I will. Dun dun dun dun!

I am a fully fledged half-breed. No, not a Vampire, though I wish I was. Oh, how cruel the world can be! \( ; A ; )/
I am deeply mixed-bred child. I love languages and would study them all if I had the chance. I will attempt to write in other languages, especially in reviews, but if I suck and utterly destroy your language, feel free to tell me to shoot myself.

Uhm... my hobbies include: drawing, reading, sleeping, writing and cooking. I do enjoy outside activities on occasion.

Name: Ismene (If you can't pronounce it, EPIC PHAIL. Although, most Americans can't so I got it legally changed there--here. Whatever.)

D.O.B: That day...you remember...I came out of my mum's belly...no? Well, I guess I can't tell you thin, 'cuz I don't know either.
P.O.B: South Korean Military Base
Age: 3,000 FOOL.
Hair: Black that turns brown at the ends. It's wavy curled, but falls straight flat in summer. Which sucks.D:
Eyes: Mood black. Yes, they change with my mood. But if you look close enough, you can see a honey brown ring and vein lines. Let's hope you never are born with this. You can't get away with anything unless you learn to "control your emotions". (see whut I did thur?)8D
Sex: If you bend down to tie my shoe, I'll slap you with my invisible penis.
Other: Haha, Turpin-Todd. It sounds like a paint thinner...but it has a nice ring to it.

That's it. Bai.

Ways of Contact:

You can look me up on Gaia under the screen Majik Hymen.

Contact me through my lame livejournal: HorcruxHymen

Although I will be posting here, all of the slash scenes will be filtered and watered down for the sake of the little'uns and FF.Net's guidelines. For anything more graphic, you have to visit my lj or PM me for those chapters, other wise feel free to visit my LJ or AFF (where I almost never update, sorry).

Feel free to e-mail me at any time. Reviews or otherwise (everything uses the same name to keep it simple). :3 horcruxhymen@gmail.com ou Verdastii@gmail.com

UPDATES! UPDATES! WE LOVE UPDATES!

UPDATED: 12:59 PM

POLLS!! Well, the polls are finally up and you can go and freely vote on what happens next. The poll will remain up until September 30th @ 12am EST. It's open to everyone and the comments and answers are all viewable as well. Don't let this opportunity pass you by, you can have a say in what happens next~
I already cast my vote. How about you? (lolwhut)
Poll can be found here.

I posted a new story: Concrete Angel. It's a crossover and dedicated to a challenge by AbNaGbEyL. Go check out her profile for more info. It helps writers in a rut because she has quite a few challenges on there. She has also written some good stories thur. Go check it out...nao plz.

Again, I am still up to doing fanart for your fanfictions or just general things but as I've said before: No media can be requested because I don't have the time, nor to I believe in my skills enough to do that. I can do fanart for your fics or anything else. Thank you for all of your patience and waiting.

Also: ALL DRABBLES AND HARDSHOTS ARE NOW LOCATED ON MY BLOGS AND ACCOUNTS. YOU CAN FIND THEM ON MY LJ.

Plz note: There are some shet that I post on my LJ that are exclusive to my journal only. I admit that it may not be fair to some of you because it is locked, but I don't want to make promises for things that I cannot do. Sorry. My LJ is really a place for people who need something to do in between chapters if I don't update enough.

HorcruxHymen

If you got this far, congratulations. This is where my other-other mup-crap goes.

Thanks. Bai.

ART

These are works for my own fanfiction and fanart for others.
Please ask before you take them to use them for something else.
Actually that probably will never happen--people asking permission...so...
You can use it so long as you give me credit for my work.
All I ask is that you credit me where necessary and its free.

Thank You.

1. Butterfly By:Aisling-Siobhan

~ Harry and Evan locked

A quick piece because the original one wasn't finished and since I can't really finish it without a mouse (because I don't own a tablet) I don't know how long it'll be before then. Yes, I know Harry looks like a shota. I've been told he looks like a girl and lolita, but really, I just wanted him to look pretty...

~ Harry locked

I was told that I was a caterpillar. And that one day I would be a butterfly too. All I needed were a pair of wings. No matter how damaged they were. This is the orginal piece, but it's stil a WIP at the momnet. Tell me how you like the way it's coming along plz. Thnx.

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Miscellaneous Pics

These are images that shouldn't be locked. If for whatever reason you can't see one
or it turns up locked or file not found, please notify me.
Thanks.

HARRY POTTER - Marauders (Minus Peter) ~ RonxPansy ~ Blaise Zabini - Winter Blaise - Ron & Pansy (And For a Moment Doujin) - Winter Pansy - Winter Twins - HermionexGinny - Bellatrix Black - Sirius & Remus - Draco & Pansy - Ron's Bad Spell (Girl!Harry) ~ Not So Golden Trio -

TWILIGHT - Alice & Jacob (NonCannon) - 1K Jacob (B&W) - Rosalie (Old) -

CROSSOVERS - Ouran Twins, meet Hogwart Twins -

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X-Rated Shet

If you are not of age, please, don't go hounding these images.
I dun want to be sued by angry parents or flamed for your own ignorance.
Thnx.

HARRY POTTER - FenrirxHarry (X-dressing) - Moar FenrirxHarry (Old top art) -

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Complete CRACK!

A bunch of CRACK shet I had to expel from my mind and into yours.
You know you want it.

HARRY POTTER - Peter Pan + HP - Disney Shirts - COS: What Happened, Really -

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Miscelleaneous Shet

This is for crap that's on my LJ, but can't be viewed there. (i.e. People who aren't on my f-list)
It isn't the whole image or writing, only part of the whole.
You have to be a friend on LJ to see the whole thing.
Sorry. D:
Thnx.

HARRY POTTER - HBP: Movie Cuts -

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Nothing else as of yet.
Please ask before you use the images for your own purposes.
i.e. websites and distributing--anything not your own usage.
All I ask is that you credit me where necessary.
Thanks for viewing.

Bai-bai.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.