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Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. There is a petition to save Midnight Sun! Please go sign it!! http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/support-meyer-and-midnight-sun (stolen from Obsessed.with.writing's profile) RANDOM QUOTE OF THE WEEK- Ashleigh: "YOU FAIL" - That's all she ever says to me anymore. :( SONG OF THE WEEK- Two Weeks by All That Remains BOOK I AM CURRENTLY READING- Nothing...but...Rereading "Breaking Dawn" (need to reread it 2 times) RANDOM THOUGHTS FOR THE WEEK- ...Blah. I feel like fiving up fanfiction. I have like 200 or 300 emails from fanfiction with story updates that I need to read...but I just don't have the time. and I've kinda lost interest. I've only got one story, and only Ashleigh reads that story..kind of pointless to continue ot since she knows what's gonna happen anyway, but I will. I think all my betaees have given up on me, except Ashleigh...well, no, they just don't update as much. xD that's not a bad thing. She writes like a frickin rabbit. That's not a bad thing either, lol. I LOVE ASHLEIGH 09:32 ic=20Ashleigh/c=6/i: she says hi to kads and a happy birthday from her 17:28 Kadalea.Cullen: Ashleigh. I have something very important to tell you. 18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: three http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5002809/1/ Go read it. Ashleigh is the best person to ever exist. :3 http://seventeen365.blogspot.com/ Go now. Or you fail. My profile editing finally works again! Woo! IDK what I needed to add! Lol. I won't be updating in the month of November because I am participating in NaNoWriMo... Sorry xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox (New update) Hello. Ok so I put some new stuff in my profile, and for some reason it deleted my profile so now I have to type everything all over again. Sigh. Here goes: I am emoTWiLiGHT aka The Lexy Beta aka Kads. I rock iPod docks and nonexistant socks. Jealous? I am the proud beta of Obsessed.with.writing, Pentacle Witch 13, Jade MacGrath, VampLuver07, Pepa333, RawrMonsterOwnsCereal, and Holly-Batali! So go read and review their stories!! I would also like to thank my wonderfully lexy beta, Obsessed.with.writing!! About me: I used to have a fanfiction account looooooooooong ago, for other stuff I was obsessed with at the time. So I'm not new to fanfiction. I've always loved it. Now I'm obsessed with Twilight! I read it on February 21st, 2008. This is how it happened: I saved the receipt from when I bought the books. I'm not even going to describe how obsessed I am. It would take wayyy too long! Instead, I am going to now have a section of my favorite quotes (from real life) and stuff about me, and then copy and paste things. Yay. Oh yes and I need to give a description on my stories. Hmm. Well. Okay. Let's get started! (The Quotes Section) (Quotes by me and my friends) 'We hate four!' ~Me, as stolen from Jason and Lenay. 'So's your face!' ~I say this all the time. 'Gurgle that, wikichow!' ~Said by my friend, made popular by me. 'Alright, pillowcase!' ~My mom. 'David Spade! -gum fallout of mouth-' ~From my friend. 'The evil cheese is trying to eat me!' ~I said this, it's from a movie. 'I got an anorexic girl to eat a bug. She's no longer anorexic... she's bulimic.' ~ My friend. 'Whoa! I don't wanna know!' ~Me and my friend say this all the time. 'Cheesecakeing pregnant fish' ~Obsessed.with.writing 'Let's have Matt Thiessen drink a cup of Cheer and puke blood.' ~My friend. 'Real Men Glitter' ~Yay! A Twilight quote 'I need an Edward Cullen for my Mike Newton' ~ My original quote 'Crackdown on the cracking crackers walking on cracked sidewalks.' ~My twincousin. 'Turn that W around, it's a 4!' ~My twincousin. 'Oh my gosh, there's like... ANIMALS in here!' ~Some random girl at the baseball game me and my twincousin went to. She was referring to the moths in the bathroom. 'Choose sleep, not suicide!' ~Me. 'Death by Fruit Loops!' ~My homeboy, Joe Campbell! 'Bulimia: Twice the taste, Zero calories!' ~My twincousin. 'You almost got ran over by Gatorade!' ~My twin cousin. She pulled me away just in time. I owe her my life. 'Why don't I lick my hand at a restaurant?!' ~My twincousin. Skeeking insued. 'Never challenge a vampire to anything except an eating contest.' ~My twincousin. 'PANCAKE WAFFLES!' ~Me. 'Yayy-- what?' ~Me, having a blonde moment at the beach with my twincousin. Jealous? 'Don't look at me! I'm indecent!' ~My twincousin, stolen by me. XD 'If I was there with you, I'd let you rub highlighter all over my face.' ~Me, to Ashleigh. 'Stupitidity' ~Me, my awesome word! 'If you take the SKIS away from ESKIMOS, they become EMO' ~Me! 'Why do all the slutty betches get an abundance of love, but the people who deserve it the most get only heartbreak after heartbreak?' ~Me 'Jess?' :she said in a bewildered voice: 'Were you girls playing with Barbies last night?' -My twincousin's mom. (We skeeked for at least 30 minutes after that and we woke up her boyfriend who then complained about his ears bleeding.) (It was the fricking funniest thing ever!! Because we didn't see her mom's face so we had no clue WHY she asked us if we played with Barbies, and we didn't play with Barbies!!) (Plus we had stayed up all night... but still, even when we're not delusional from lack of sleep, it's hilarious!!) 'Crackers are the heart of my soul and the soul of my heart.' ~Ashleigh. 'I may not be much, but I'm not worth giving up.' ~Me 'You mean you don't randomly bite metal buses? I do.' ~Me to Ashleigh 'Oh! I just dyed your nose pink while trying to get the foil.' 'But didn't it totally sound like he said-- oh, oh! Just roll on up to the red light and sit there, wiggling around and then when the green light comes on, ignore it!' ~My mum, talking about something and then getting random... 'Ice doesn't really help being coordinated.' ~Me to Ashleigh. 'But I don't know my numbers!! Umm... a...c...b...k...?" ~Me, I did this on purpose. Now it's time for you to learn about me!! Yay! Linksies: This is a picture of my hair. Because I cut it, got new bangs, and bleached my bangs blonde (because I'm dyeing them PiNK!!) http://www.emobucket.com/displayimage.php?pos=-99265 Favourite Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, (soon to be) Midnight Sun, The Maximum Ride series, The True Colors Series, The Host, Blink, Thr3e, House, The Chronicles of Vladmimir Tod, Boys That Bite, Ice, Death by Bikini, Sucks To Be Me: The All-True Confessions of Mina Hamilton Teen Vampire (Maybe), Dustwood, other random books. Favourite Music: Relient K, Hawk Nelson, Underoath, The Devil Wears Prada, Three Days Grace, Demon Hunter, As I Lay Dying, Norma Jean, The Mitch Hansen Band, Skillet, Flyleaf, Thousand Foot Krutch, Avril Lavigne, paramore, Alesana, Hawthorne Heights, Yellowcard, Dashboard Confessional, Alter Bridge, This Beautiful Republic, Groundswell, Kelly Clarkson, Ashley Tisdale, Barlowgirl, Fireflight, FM Static, Seventh Day Slumber, Superchick, blessthefall, Burden of a Day, akissforjersey, Emarosa, A Skylit Drive, In This Moment, Drop Dead(comma) Gorgeous, Boys Like Girls, The Click Five, The Ting Tings, Snow Patrol, A Thorn For Every Heart, random songs from random bands... Favourite Movies: TWiLiGHT, Stick It, The Notebook, Mean Girls, Never Back Down, Sky High, The Messengers, The Covenant, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1 and 2, Step Up 1 and 2, Pulse, Raise Your Voice, Grind, Dishdogz, The Lord of the Rings (all of them... yay Gollum and Frodo!), Bring it On (all four of them), several more I can't think of lol. Favourite Tv Shows: psych, Greek, Chuck, Heroes, Kyle XY, Joan of Arcadia, Life With Derek, 8 Simple Rules, Hannah Montana, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Sanctuary, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, X-Files, Mythbusters... Favourite Quotes: He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies." Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow. Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you. "I love you" is eight letters. So is "bullcrap." People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion? Every line is about who I don't want to writr about anymore. Friends will always be like, "Well you deserve better." But best friends will be prank calling him to say, "You will die in seven days." She's my bff, break her heart and I'll break your face. Half the time I can't decide between "I love this more than a fat kid loves cake" and "I love this more than an emo kid loves razorblades" so I end up saying "I love this more than a fat emo kid loves razorblade cake." I've spent so much time trying to be everyone else that I've forgotten how to be myself. If nothing lasts forever, can I be your nothing? "No, Emmet. I punched a werewolf in the face." "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." "So did you stab Cullen with a pencil or what?" "Penguins. Lovely." I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option. If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you. Never will I be able to look at feathers the same way. Thanks, Edward. I know, right?! Twilight made me realise... Real life is extremely boring. Tu madre! Yes, you just got burnt in Spanish. If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go. "Whoa, dream big!" Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901 "About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how dominant this part may be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him." "You're intoxicated by my very presence." "I prefer brunettes." "If I could dream at all, it would be about you." "Before you, my life was like a moonless night." "I'm here, and roughly translated, that means I would rather die than be without you." I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Love is all you need... and Robert Pattinson L=Love is an I HAVE OTD (obsessive Twilight disorder). I realised I'd never considered the possibility that my knight in shining armour might be away from the castle. Stories: I'll Always Be - My first Twilight fanfic, a songfic for the song Right Here by Hawk Nelson. (It got deleted and I had to put it back on) My Apology Pales - Second Twilight fanfic, songfic for the song One Thousand Apologies by Demon Hunter. No Regrets - My submission for a contest by Michael Buble's Lover. (It got disqualified so I made a new one) Moonlight - My second submission for the contest by Michael Buble's Lover (This one didn't get disqualified but it didn't win either lol) Weirder Than Fiction - One of my ongoing stories. This is just little chapters of funny things. It's random and stupid. (like your face) You'll love it. The Day I Found It Won't Be The Same - The first story I put a lot of thought into, lol. Songfic for Slipped Away by Avril Lavigne. (Don't cry, okay?) The Thief - My beta/betaee Ashleigh aka Obsessed.with.writing gave me the idea, and then it became one of my favourite stories. (Sequel: Guilt Ridden and Love Lost) (I totally developed a crush on my OC, Daniel) No More Coming Back - Possible oneshot songfic for Division by Aly and AJ. Love the song. Will possibly add more chapters to this, once I'm not so busy with my other stories. Never Let You Fall - Requested by Sk8rChick2355 for the song Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. The Truth Behind the Stories - PMs and reviews go awry when you put me and Ashleigh together... Well this is what you get. Guilt Ridden And Love Lost - Sequel to The Thief. My main open story. Most chapters will be fillers until I can get to the real plot. Sorry. Finding the Light in the Black - Songfic for the song Summer of Darkness by Demon Hunter. Really great song! And the story will be great too, once it's finished... Perfect Moment - My interpretation of what the little clip on the Breaking Dawn poster meant. Cute fic, really sweet (in my opinion) Fluff, no lemons. XD (written before BD came out) Be the One I Adore, Be the One I'm Looking For - Songfic for the song Adore by Paramore. (rhyme much?) My Little Decoy - Songfic for the song Decoy by Paramore A Shocking Couple - WHAT THE FRAK!? A story by emoTWiLiGHT that ISN'T about Edward and Bella?! ~pass out and die~ Situational Testing for the Human Empath - A challenge to myself, to write what you guys want me to write and just see how good of a writer I am. (Currently on hold) -e-m-o-T-W-i-L-i-G-H-T- Wow. OK, that's all the profile stuff I can deal with for now. I'll add more quotes and more about me later. And I'm going to try to remember everything I had in my profile! Le sigh. I I I 10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen 10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent. And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen? 1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!” (I burst out laughing when I read that... I wanna do that sooooo bad now!!) 10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale 10. Beg him not to eat you. And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale? 1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style. 10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen 10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near. And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen? 1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna. I added Carlisle's cause it was really funny, and I added Edward's and Jasper's cause I love them. Lol. I got these from: (and others I didn't post on my profile) http://nikatil.deviantart.com/art/10-Ways-to-Annoy-Carlisle-90102206 COPY AND PASTE, BETCHES!! xD FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, emoTWiLiGHT If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle Jr, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Damon Salvatore, Erik Night, Loren Blake), emoTWiLiGHT (Ed Fargo, Fang, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, JESSE SAVAGE, Anglieo, Vladimir Tod) If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, emoTWiLiGHT If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, emoTWiLiGHT If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, emoTWiLiGHT If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...), emo TWiLiGHT(and down) If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Twilight or New Moon How long did it take you to read the books? I don't know... About a week for the first three and then 9 1/2 hours for Breaking Dawn Who introduced you to the books? a random quiz on Quizilla Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? I got the first three from the library 3 times and then I bought them at Borders. And I bought Breaking Dawn at the Borders midnight premiere! Are you most looking forward to: Midnight Sun, or the movie? Midnight Sun! What's your dream ending to the series? Uhh well it already ended, sadly, so a continuation would satisfy me! Favorites: It was ALWAYS Edward but he's tied with Jasper now! Who's your favorite vampire? Edward and Jasper! Who is your favorite werewolf? Jacob or Seth or Leah What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? Ok I have a whole quotes section on my profile so just go look at that What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? THE SEX! lol I'm just kidding!! Kidding!! Any of their moments from Twilight, like him saving her and the meadow, and... everything. What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When she hits him lol. How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? Ooo idk, they're all awesome What was your favorite adventure/battle? Twilight, with James. YEA JAMES! Which book cover was your favorite? NEW MOON! I love it!! Are these books among your favorite books of all? No. They ARE my favourite books of all. This or That? Twilight or New Moon? Twilight New Moon or Eclipse? New Moon Eclipse or Twilight? Twilight Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Midnight Sun Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? Midnight Sun The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? Breaking Dawn Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? EDWARD duh! Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Edward Bella or Jacob? Bella Bella or Alice? Alice Alice or Jacob? Alice Rosalie or Alice? Alice Jasper or Alice? JASPER! Jasper or Edward? TIE!! Carlisle or Esme? Err..I like both...Carlisle Emmett or Jasper? Jasper! (unless we're talking the actors in the movie... then it's a tie. I think.) Emmett or Jacob? uhh idk.. Emmett's hilarious.. but idk.. Bella or Rosalie? Bella Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Charlie Jacob or Sam? Jacob Sam or Quil? Quil Quil or Embry? Quil Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? James! He's hot! Werewolves or Vampires? VAMPiRES!! Duh! Movie Stuff: How did you first find out about the movie? Internet Are you excited? YES! What do you think of the casting so far? At first I didn't like ANYONE but now I love everyone. lol. Kellan. Robert, Jackson, Cam: they're hot! Are you going to go see it? Yep! I've seen it 6 times already. 3 times on opening day! Planning on going with anyone in particular? My mom. Once we went with our friend and her mom. (lol I'm the only teenager bringing old people along lol) Do you think it will stay true to the book? There were differences. Breaking Dawn Speculation: Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out? I did. Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally? Duh. Do you think she and Edward will get married? Duh. Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book? Sure sure. Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob? Edward!! Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending? Yes. Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time? Your mom. How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross? Um, odd. Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire? Nah. Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse? Yeah. If anyone, who do you think will die in this book? Your mom. For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human? I would kill myself. Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book? He'll never get over her unless he imprints. What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn? SEXYTIME! kidding kidding kidding kidding!! Gah im not a pervert! What's your dream ending? lol i cant answer this very well cause ive read Breaking Dawn already (A Few Last Things:) In which book did you like Bella's character best? Twilight How about Edward's? Twilight Jacob's? Twilight and New Moon Alice's? All of them If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person? JASPER AND EDWARD!! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this I hate abortion!! I don't understand what the HELL is wrong with you people!! Abortion is frickin' MURDER for Heaven's sake!! If abortion is legal then murder should be because it's the SAME EXACT THING!! 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. 1. Find a globe. Okay. Spin it. Okay. What does it say?" What if I don't have a globe!? 2. Find a book. Okay. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? eleven. 3 Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. im not going all the way upstairs to talk to my mom, ok?! 5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? im too lazy to get up and walk to the tv in the other room 6. Type your name with your elbow. klijszak,u7y (now thats hot) 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? you didnt tell me which way to turn!! ok ok...MY TWILIGHT POSTER!! wooo! 8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? wtf is that? 9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? ummm i was filling out this surbey? or talking to Asheligh! 10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? aentiufm. 1. Where's #1 on your top 8? Your mom. 2. What is your favorite possession? My laptop...or more specific, my internet. (I mean, without it I wouldn't be able to give you all my wonderful stories! And we all wouldn't want that, right!?) 3. Do you own a gun? No. 4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say? what ex? 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Yeah. 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? LAST CHRISTMAS!! 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? chocolate milk? 9. Can you do a push up? yeah... like one. lol. 10. Is your bathroom clean? lol... my mom wants me to clean it today 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my rings? 12. Do you take painkillers? i used to take ibuprofen everyday for my everyday headaches but i dont anymore... i take some naproxen sodium when i get cramps lol 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? My boobs. lol. 14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder) yesh 15. What's your name? klijszak,u7y (number 6) 16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment My head hurts. I want more food. Lol your face. 17. Name the last 3 things you have bought magazines with Twilight stuffs. 18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink Diet Pepsi/coke, water, milk, lol 19. Current worry? My friend. 20. Current hate? ...life. 21. Favorite place(s) to be? Aragain Lodge in Arden, Ontario, Canada. (yea thats not exact at all) 22. How did you bring in the New Year? by staying up? lol. 23. Where would you like to go? FORKS!! The UK to visit Ashleigh. xD 24. Do you own slippers? Yes. 25. What shirt are you wearing? grey tank top and jacket. (PJs) 26. Favorite color(s)? black, grey, pink 27. Are you gay? Just for you, bby! kidding. 28. Do you sing in the shower? When no one else is home yea 29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Your mom. 30. Best bed sheets as a child? pink with hearts . still have them! 31. Worst injury you've ever had? daily headaches. heartbreak. 32. Who is your loudest friend? n/a 33. Who is your most silent friend? n/a 34. Does someone have a crush on you? i hope so. 35. Do you wish on shooting stars? if i see one yes 36. What is your favorite candy? Snickers, OH HENRY!, Skor, Twix, Kit Kat, gumii wormsz, red swedish fish, etc etc etc etc 37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding? How about I find a fiancé first? 38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral? I'll let you know when I die. 39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night? Making Annaleigh and Jesse have conversations in my head. 40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Ow. You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (uhmmm wow...) If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (actually, sexy is still gone... it's lexy now!) If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333, emoTWiLiGHT 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. (i laughed when i remembered when i did this) A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbarse?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!! "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure." (hahahahaahahha! insert skeekage!) "Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence." "You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder." The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else." "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone. "The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. " "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. " We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough. more soon | |||||
1. Guilt Ridden and Love Lost » reviewsThey both lost their loves, now will they find it again in each other? Sequel to The Thief. OCxOCTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,522 - Reviews: 753 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 6-19-082. Weirder Than Fiction » reviewsJust some silly stories of life in Forks. REVIEW please!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,249 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 12-25-08 - Published: 3-9-083. Finding the Light in the Black » reviewsIt's haunted her for many years. Now she's finally going to find out what it is. But is she ready for what will happen next?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-15-08 - Published: 7-1-08 - Bella & Jacob - Complete4. Role Reversal: It Should Have Been Him reviewsI saw the Goblet of Fire because of Robert Pattinson and he died so I'm sad. So I created a world where Cedric is alive and lexy as ever. Don't kill me, HP fans. I know this is crap and unrealistic. Don't read if you don't like. YAY TWiLiGHT! oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-9-08 - Cedric D. & Harry P. - Complete5. Situational Testing for the Human Empath » reviewsIDK what is up with my title. I'm challenging myself to write better, or see how well I can write. Please give me ideas to write! Full instructions inside. Don't forget to review and tell me what you think! This is you chance to read what you wanna read!Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-4-08 - Published: 9-28-086. The Truth Behind The Stories » reviewsStephenie Meyer gave us the edited version. So what really happened in Twilight? TOLD STRAIGHT FROM THE KEYBOARDS OF THE INSANE EMOS KNOWN AS Obsessed.with.writing and emoTWiLiGHT! Caution: You will have the urge to send us to the crazy house!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 6-10-087. I'll Always Be reviewsRe-uploaded. My first Twilight fanfic. A songfic for Right Here by Hawk Nelson. One-shot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-08 - Jacob - Complete8. A Shocking Couple reviewsYeah, I think I'm being so clever with the title. Right... Tell me if you guess who the fic was about from the title, please Set after Breaking Dawn, possible slight spoilers but nothing important I don't think. One-shot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-27-08 - Kate & Garrett - Complete9. My Little Decoy reviewsCrappy crappy title. Songfic for Decoy by paramore. Maybe it's a bit mean, but it would have worked out way better this way... BxE duhTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-14-08 - Bella & Jacob - Complete10. Be the One I Adore, Be the One I'm Looking For reviewsSongfic for Adore by paramore. Funny how that rhymes. .. Just a show of Bella's love for Edward. ExB duh. Fluffish.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-14-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete11. Perfect Moment reviewsMy version of the Breaking Dawn snippet from the special edition Eclipse poster. One-shot! You can tell what happens, but no lemons. Sorry the title sucks. Lol. I like fluff. ExBTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-31-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete12. The Thief » reviewsStory motto: 'Heart On My Sleeve, Take It If You Please.' --- "As we were walking, I noticed several things about him..." What happens when a new vampire comes to Forks? Will Edward believe Bella? Will she fall in love? What will happen next? REVIEW!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,389 - Reviews: 921 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete13. The Day I Found It Won't Be The Same » reviewsLong songfic for "Slipped Away" by Avril Lavigne. Crappy summary. Great story. Ask me how I got the idea and I'll tell you! T just in case... cause idk!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-31-08 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete14. Never Let You Fall reviewsSongfic for the song 'Your Guardian Angel' by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Thanks to Sk8rChick2355 for the suggestion/request. A cute fic about a song perfect for Bella and Edward. FLUFF warning!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-25-08 - Complete15. No More Coming Back reviewsOne-shot ? for the song 'Division' by Aly and AJ. What if Bella felt this way about Edward? ... Would he do anything to change it? Or should I just leave the story as it is, because that's how I originally planned it and I have writer's block? lol. ReviewTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-0816. Moonlight » reviewsTakes place in Twilight. What happens if Edward wasn't there to save Bella from Tyler's van? for michael buble's lover's contest. JxB... sorry Edward! I still love you!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 3-8-08 - Complete17. No Regrets » reviewsSubmission for Michael Buble's Lover's Twilight contest! JxB! Please review!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete18. My Apology Pales reviewsSecond Twilight fic! Songfic for "One Thousand Apologies" by Demon Hunter. One-shot!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-1-08 - Complete
