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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Inuyasha, and Kingdom Hearts. Information about me: Gender: Female Age: Do you REALLY need to know? Occupation: Student Location: My computer: D Birthday: July 8 Gaia Online Account: SesshyLover-cha devArt Account: SesshyLover-cha YouTube Account: kuzuhidanlover Yahoo! Mail Account: kuzuhidanlover Aol Mail Account: Icpink6 Liked pairing: Sesshomaru X Kagome (they look great together!) Sesshomaru X Rin (father/daughter you sick pervs.) Light x L (Yaoi awsomeness!) Misa XL (I found some of the nice ~:)) Matt X Mello ( 'Cmon, Do You Can not deny it ...) Near MelloX (I found the right of them, too!) Hatori x Tohru (OMG DO NOT LOOK ... O.O) Yuki X Kyo (I DO I'm weird.: D) Akito x Tohru (and yes, I know that Akito is a girl ...) TakutoXIzumi Mitsuki X Izumi (cute!) Meroko X Mitsuki Maguri X Takanari Maori (aka Postman) X Haine (factor is cool.) Postman / X Maora Warden / Director of Schools (just as friends!) Konan x Hidan (I know im weird.) Tobi x Deidara (Because Tobi is good in bed!) SasuNaru indeed ... ItaSasu Incest ItaKisa :D Disliked pairings: InuYasha X Kikiyou InuYasha x Miroku (... no.) Sango X Miroku (get the hell away from my Houshi-sama!) YukiX Tohru (I do not like rats and onigri all ...) Aya X Mine (Back Away from the Aya-sama ...) Light X L but someone (the rest just does not click ... sorry ... MISA) TakutoXIzumi (females only does not suit him.) MerokoXIzumi (bleh. ..) Hate X Shizumasa (EST Takanari much better ...) X Maguri Maori / Postman Shino x Tenten Likes: Ramen, anime, manga (not mango), the gates of pain with cheese ... yumm ... demons ... kukukuku ..., flowers, ~ Teriyaki issue, Sushi, riceball, Kimchi! and cats. Dislikes: Most fish, dogs, spicy foods (except kimchi), Hanyous humans (im going against myself on that one ... sorta.) And the fish company. Favorite Sayings at the Moment: "It's not wrong, It's two extreemly hot brothers having steamy man sex." -Myself after APH cosplay with Russia and Hong-Kong: Russia: "Hong-Kong?" HK: "What?" Russia: "Mine is bigger than your's... :D" "I has teh nukes," ~ Dakota "Did you know? If you switch the letters around in Xemnas's name, you get Mansex?" ~ Various People And now, Presenting... THE RANDOM COPY & PASTE SECTION THINGIES!! If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. This is true, I love being weird! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Wrath - Blue Spheal Ranger, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, koyuki kimura, Kyubi Kitsune no Mizu, Branwenn-wolf,Sahdowcat, Demoness Drakon, SesshyLover-cha If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slashed chickens obsessively in Zelda and then freaked out when they started to chase you, copy and paste this to your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. You can't spell crap without rap. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you think fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this into your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you like the FMA manga more than the anime, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you hate Nejihina copy this into your profile. If you like Shikatema better than Shikaino, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Does the Half-dead count...?) If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, wether it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "to" and "too". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. You know when you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have weird friends put this on your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile. 98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile. If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this on your profile. If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a converstation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile! If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile. Highlight the ones you are, just like i highlited the ones i am! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I have new friends this year that are white so I MUST Be an oreo(black on the outside, white on the inside. I know. where do kids come up with this stuff) I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED Got these from someone's profile: Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not If two wrongs don't make a right, try three! 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God! Silent is golden but duck tape is silver You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing. A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that! How to torture Edward Cullen: Picture yourself naked. When life gives me lemons, I trip over them. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. TGWF: Thank God We're Female I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. –Edgar Allan Poe Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months- Oscar Wilde Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines The person who can smile when something goes wrong has probably thought of someone to blame it on. “And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it?” – Eddie Izzard, Dressed to Kill Really Dumb Store labels: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Wow, really? I wouldn’t’ve guessed!!) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious. . .) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". Here's a joke... there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, copy and paste this into your profile Twilight: Because a small part inside of us broke when we realized our boyfriends weren't mythical monsters If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. (my dad even likes it!) If you freak out durring a thunderstorm because you truly think that vampires are out there playing baseball, copy and paste this on your profile -those come from ama-chan13’s profile When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can. - i'm not lying...i'm writing fiction with my mouth - homer simpson -BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS Dildos- fun to play with, not to EAT! There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? - "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson - Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory When there's a will, I want to be in it. -Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. -The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. -I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on. - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. -Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. - I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!" 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 3. "The coffee machine is broken..." 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You zone out even with other people. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You're profile is REALLY long. Your computer runs out of memory. You can't stop writing! And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. I guess I'm an author. . . ONE FOR THE GIRLS! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Questions I'm sure you've never asked + things to ponder: Can you mindwipe a vampire?? Can a vampire go into a coma? What happens if a werewolf is bitten by a vampire?? Is there such a thing as a vampire dog? Or any other animal, for that matter? If Percy (PJO) is Poseidon's kid, can he go on roller coasters? What came first: the chicken or the egg? (drop it. Just drop it.) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (hmm, I wonder. . . ) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you have done so much stupid stuff that you just go by Bella, or you're just a plain clutz, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Chocolate? WHO SAID CHOCOLATE?!). If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Holly Marie Fowl, icecream.sodapop, SesshyLover-cha FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up." FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." FRIENDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit 1.Do not introduce self as role playing character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train an army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at a zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. O~O 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attach fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to. Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. Generally, generalizations are wrong. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here? If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over. Whatever you are, be a good one. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. We are the people our parents warned us about. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Belief gets in the way of learning. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality. If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. Cynics are made, not born. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. It is not the number of moments we live that count, but the moments that take our breath away. On a Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos! On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On T-Rat (Military food): In California they don't throw their garbage away -- they make it into television shows Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a cute guy for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... I handed in a last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. I can resist everything except temptation. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. To the world you might be one person…but to one person, you might just be the world!! In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back! Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. ~ht4eva R.I.P.- Albus Dumbledore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey, Cedric Diggory, Julius Root, Zoë Nightshade, Bianca di Angelo, Castor (son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedalus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood. They will never be forgotten. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, icecream.sodapop,SesshyLover-cha, 4 OUT OF 5 DOCTORS AGREE THAT I'M INSANE Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions! 1.Hidan 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Uhm...no. 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? well.. my # 4 is a girl... and she is damn sexy! XD 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Zetsu would eat it. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? YRAH. He IS the main character you know! 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? YES! YES! ITA/DEI! XD 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? SasoKaka or SasoNaru...neither. Bleh... 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? "Oh! Is Itachi-senpai giving Sasori a massage?" Tobi... welcome to the world of a deranged fangirl. ;) 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. ...KisamexKakashi? Ok... "No matter what, that huge sword of yours SO will not fit up my ass." XD EPIC FAIL. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Hidan/Zetsu? Never seen any... hope to never. >.> 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. "Love of a Masked Man" (Gaara X Tobi) 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? ZOMG HidanXTemari? I've seen some good ones... "She didn't mean to. To fall in love with him. But hey, When your as sexy as she is, it might have been the other way around. " 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Nope... I don't think so anyway! . 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Shikamaru? Oh, yeah! EVERYONE does, right? 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Itachi/Temari/Sasori...no. Not even possible in my mind! 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Would Kakashi scream at all...? IDK... maybe... "ICH ICHA!!" ...or something along those lines. 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Zetsu...hm. 'Crawling' by Linkin Park, maybe? 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Hidan/Deidara/Gaara..."Warning:Rated T for Hidans mouth, Gaaras emontionless assness, and Katsu!" 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Kakashi X Itachi? WELL...uhm...no clue. does he have pick-up lines? 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? "Relationship? Who the hell are they anyway? You're putting me to the trouble of actually TRYING?"--Abby-0-Abby (I agree with her 100) 20) How emo is Seven? Tobi...emo? BAH-HA-HA-HA! Uchiha Tobi, because ALL Uchihas are emos. XD XD XD THE NARUTARD SURVEY. 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Hidan, Kuzu, Sasuke, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Haku.. this list could go on forever. 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasoXDei, HidaXKuzu, ItaXSasu, SasuXNaru ... yes I'm a sick, sick fangirl XD 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI. Hentai is so-so, but yaoi is a super duper rainbow party boat. 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Haku. Once. But I wanna do it again! =.= cosplaying Oro-kun for AAC 09! 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any. Gaara plushie, random posters and artbooks, drawing books, Haku cosplay costume... rambles on forever 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? At this point in my life, I feel like I belong to the rather Emo-ish Uchiha family! >.> 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Neither. Bleh. 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU!! 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 8. Is it 8? Kiba, Hinata, and Shino? Yeah, them. 10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) YES! always did, always will, no matter howmany times Madara attacks me! gets attacked 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes. But I now realize it is Nagato Pein of the Akatsuki. Sadly. 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? TOBI BECAUSE HE IS A GOOD BOY! WHEEEE!! 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Half-half. He killed Dei-kun, but then again... SasuNaru is amazing... 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yes. luv it all. 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes,I have. I'm sitting on the edge of my seat, waiting for the next chapter to be released. 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? YES. 17. Sub or dub? SUB. Dubbed sucks Hidan balls. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTIIII. 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Tobi = funny. Tobi love~ 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Uchiha Madara, I know, I heard. -sigh- 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly Nerd. nods 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Itachi, Deidara, and if Iruka would put his GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING hair down, him too. 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird. -attacked by Lee fangirls- UGLY BUSHY BROW!! 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? LMFAO SASUKE. 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? With an extreme burning passion that could rival the flames of Hell. EXTREEME!! 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes :3 27. Do you like lemons? Fuck yes. pun intended. 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom knows, and shes' in love with orochimaru... O.o 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? YES. FUCK, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, GOOO!! 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? HAHA YES XD 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? nods O.O 27 and counting! 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yeah, and i got attacked by fangirls. 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Yeah... and you know what he said? "Hannah, why are you drawing Itachi while I'm talking?" I was so shocked I couldn't speak. I gave it to him after I coloured it. It now hangs on his wall in all it's glory! proud pose 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Not my grades, but definatly school. look at the above description. 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Almost. He stole my ramen so I had to buy mores. T.T 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I changed my mind. I REALLY do... whimpers 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? HE'S PEIN. PEIN, DAMNIT! 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yes. But I don't put them in a gallery or anything... well over 100 images... 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Yea... He is mr. Birdass hair and will continue to be so untill he dies. 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep. Her names' Kai. She's Itachi and Sasuke's middle sister. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? ADDICTION! huggs plushie of Tobi | |||||||||
1. My Creator » reviewsYukia is one of the very few successful experiments of Vexen. Maybe some OOCness. Disclaimer: I no own KH. Only Yukia. OcXVexen OcXMarluxia? possible DemyxXOcKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-7-09 - Published: 11-25-09 - Vexen & Marluxia2. For Protection reviewsSummary: That's the way it always was- that sand. It protected him like an unbreakable glass wall; something I wanted but could never have. GaaraXOC OneShot!Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-22-09 - Gaara - Complete3. Melting SnowflakesWinter has come, and Rin's kimono is way to thin to protect her from the cold. Sesshomaru goes in search of one... and doesn't expect a Youkai Tamer to be there. SesshomaruXoc OneShotInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Published: 11-15-09 - Sesshomaru - Complete4. Winter Silence »Full Summary Inside.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Published: 11-15-09 - Near5. Not Anymore » reviewsKai is just like you and me... only she's an immortal Jashinist. After regaining the feeling of 'pain', what will happen to her when the Akatsuki find her helpless..? Maybe a little OOCness Hidan X OC possible KakuzuXOC/PeinXOC FINISHEDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 1-1-09 - Hidan - Complete6. Rotting Blue Flowers reviewsCOMPLETE A random PeinXOC fic made because I'm in a rut with my Hidan story.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-3-09 - Pein - Complete7. For My Brothers reviewsA story featuring Disturbed's "I'm Alive" Listin to the song when you read it. Kai is my OOC character and is Itachi ans Sasuke's sister middle child . I t'was bored. no pairing. R&R!Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-21-09 - Complete8. The Weakness of Paper reviewsJust a short little thing on Konan. Suicide, so don't like, don't read!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-09 - Konan - Complete9. My Puppetmaster » reviewsWhee, turning into a story! chapter 2 is now up! SasoriXOCNaruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 12-28-08 - Sasori
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