In case you're creepy enough to care about who I am, I shall tell you. My name is Zackary, and I am bi. I live in Texas, (unfortunately), and am an athiest, as well as a democrat. As such, I have no huge problems with conservative or religious people, but I won't put up with it if you're being an ass. I do in fact like slash, but I'm open to all pairings, and infact really appreciate some het pairings. Also as a side note, if I misspell the word aangst in any of my fics it is not a typo. As a member of the Avatar: the Last Airbender, I feel I have an obligation to spell it that way. I'm never really happy with any of my fics and seem to have a complete lack of ability to write romance, but some people seem to like them.

EDIT: Oh dear Jashin, I just read through some of my old fics, (Dancing and Stuck in the Closet). They suck SO HARD. I am ashamed to have written them. They are to be removed immediately.

Fandom(s): Avatar: the last Airbender, Death Note, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Scrubs, Ouran High School Host Club, Samuri Champloo, Lord of the Rings (movie and book), South Park, Hetalia, Fire Emblem (7,9,10)

From here on down it's just funny things from movies, or things my friends or I have said that I found amusing. I only post them here so I can read through and remeber them, don't feel like you have to read them.

QUOTES:

"So, he's simultaniously JarJar, a voice in my head, Lord Voldemort, Phil, Albus Dumbledor, Gay Posidon, the Ocean Spirit, the Capital of Bulgaria, a venemous puma made of cardboard, a lemming and a bonobo?"

~Rachel (talking about me, compiling all of our in-jokes)

"What's a Zuko?"

"NO ONE CARES!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaa ... ha..."

~A conversation between me and a kid I don't know talking about my obsession with avatar. In my defense I was on a brownie and Dr. Pepper sugar high at the time. Right after I said this there was a very long and uncomfortable silence as everyone watched me snarf down annother brownie, and subsequently choke on said brownie.

"And remember how I have little Fred and George voices in my head?"

~Sabrina

"I heard you during math class!"

"What math class?"

"...Science."

~Rachel and I (during lunch)

"I love how you are laughing and barfing at the same time."

~Me, to Rachel (once again at lunch)

"I'm not smoking anything, my brain just naturally exueds crack!"

~Me, to Ben and Rachel as we were leaving science class, there was annother long akward silence after this too.

"SEXY OATMEAL!"

~Rachel (don't ask)

"It doesn't count as cannabilism if I eat a veggetarian."

~Me, (refering to Rachel)

"It almost looks like you have a cow lick... Do I need to get the flamethrower?"

~Me (reffering to my dad's new haircut)

"Aang's heart beat like a dead fish."

~From the amazing Drabble-Mattic!! We all bow down http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ .

"Is this me being drunk, or am I normally this random?"

"You're this random normally, just not so fast. And you're giggling a lot more."

~My sister and her friend at passover.

"And then he ran into my knife...he ran into my knife ten times."

~From Cell Block Tango

"And then he ran into my face lazah...he ran into my face lazah ten times."

~JT while he and I were waiting in line for Space Mountian in Florida.

"I'M A MAKIN' PROGRESS!!"

~Me, trying to saw through the metal lunch table with a ruler

"I kill this test with mah face lazah!"

~Me, (and a geography test)

"Apperently you're very screwable."

~Me to Sabrina after we played MaryScrewCliff, and she was picked to be screwed three times in a row.

"Lightning can strike in a place were lightning isn't!"

~Me (in my defense I was trying to say lightning can strike in a place were people arn't)

"You're such a weirdo, freak, loonatic... asylum..."

~Rachel, reffering to me.

"What's god?"

"Well, you know when you want something? So you wish for it... well god's the guy who ignores you."

~Lincon Echo and Mac from the movie The Island.

"Depth perception is for people with...eyes... Just give me a cheeto!!"

~Me to Mark right after failing to go to state with our marching band.

" Knock Knock! Who's there? Clearly not JarJar's brain. So...who IS there? FRODO!"

~Sabrina, to me over an AIM chat.

"I love how that rock is so clearly made of stone...by which I mean metal."

~Rachel, while watching the scene in The Fellowship of the Ring where the ring makes overly lound noises as it bounces down the rocks in Gollum's cave.

"Yes Zack, we all know you're in love with Frodo."

"I'm not in love with FRODO. I'm obbsessed. It's like a drug...I snort FRODO."

~Me, to Stephanie, (a girl in my math class). In my defense I was very tired.

"If we're going into Lothlorien I WANNA BE GALADRIEL!!...wait..."

uncomfortable silence as we try not to burst out laughing

"Hey, at least if I'm the chick I'll be hot."

~Kohl while discussing character assignments for our renactment of The Lord of The Rings, (which was FANTASTIC btw).

"WHAT HAPPENED?!"

"Legolas. Legolas happened."

~Sabrina to her parents after she crashed a shpping cart.

"It always helps to be aware of the laws you are breaking so that you can choose how to do it."

~Sabrina's mom telling her why she has to memorize traffic laws.

"Look! My cheese has EYES in it!"

~Me, talking about my stuffed crust pizza. It made sense in my head.