| Obsessed.with.writing |
Author has written 29 stories for Twilight, Doctor Who, and Host. Three years have past since she took her last breath. Still in my heart forever. The Twilight RP site please join!- http://bloodandbrokenhearts.proboards.com/index.cgi This is my NaNoWriMo page, my friend Nicola did the artwork how amazing is it?!- http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/306211 This is the petition for Midnight Sun so go sign it - http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/support-meyer-and-midnight-sun RANDOM QUOTE OF THE WEEK- "but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there"- Quote from American Psycho BOOK I AM CURRENTLY READING- Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett SONG OF THE WEEK- Fucks like a star by Porcelain and the Tramps THOUGHTS FOR THE WEEK- Gah I need to upload new chapters, I will I promise...but it may not be for a while since I have exams starting in less than a month and that just sucks. I'm currently writing a new chapter for BT so that should be up soon. I can't wait to get stuck into some books, I love books. I've gone off reading vampire books, they're a bit...repetitive. Especially since Twilight came out, they seem to have rewrites all over bookstores. ORIGINALITY IS THE KEY PEOPLE! I'm excited for Poison Study, it looks like a good book. A bit dark and magic and stuff, looks like a good read. Mind you, most of the time that means they'll be crap. Or sometimes it does. Great...I've gone and confused myself. Ok hello people who have decided to read my profile! I am Ashleigh (and I hate being called Ash but I normally can't be bothered to write my name so I always write Ash on texts, emails, comments etc) I joined Fanfiction.net because (I'm not going to lie) I go obsessed with Twilight on the 24th of February 2008, I bought the books on the 6th of May 2007 but I reread them and got excited about the film in February, and I was on Stephenie Meyer's website and I had a few ideas for fanfic and I saw Fanfiction.net and thought it was the perfect website! I live in you UK I love writing, reading, films, and well I could be here forever and I'm sure you don't want to hear about all my other interests lol. Random facts about me- 1- I think I might still be in love with someone I shouldn't be in love with (And no this time it isn't a fictional character) 2- I have a short story published 3- I'm also obsessed with youtube (go type in simplytakeit into the youtube search bar to find me!) 4- I read Eclipse in less than 11 hours 5- I am dyslexic (that is so hard to spell!) 6- I have an INSANE obsession with vampires (and this happened BEFORE I read Twilight) 7- I don't trust people easily 8- I LOVE STARBUCKS COFFEE!! 9- I get hyper off water 10- I fell off a cliff My stories and my thoughts on them Bloody Tears- This one was just a jump on the band wagon (which is very common for me) and it turned out to be a very successful story. I do sometimes grow bored of it, but because of my readers, I'll continue it http://obsessed-with-twilight.piczo.com/?cr=1 This is a piczo site I'm doing (even though I hate piczo) to show all the different twilight avatars there are, if you want them go through and pick the ones you like, I might add other stuff later. Maybe. T-shirt Anna wears in 'In nothing but Blood' http://www.play.com/Clothing/T-Shirts/4-/3498963/-/EnlargedImage.html Bella's Skirt in 'Sacrifice of Life' http://www.daregothic.co.uk/Skirts20shop/midnight's20dream.html Bella's Top in 'Sacrifice of Life' http://www.daregothic.co.uk/cyber20ladies/firestorm20top.html Bella's Boots in 'Sacrifice of Life' http://www.gothic.co.uk/acatalog/info_DEROC56BKPU.html No Good Deed piano version in 'Everyone Gets A Little Lonely Sometimes' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx8hkrWv0wk Bella's Prom Stuff in 'Bloody Tears' http://www.polyvore.com/bellas_prom/set?id=8321995 Alice's Prom Stuff in 'Bloody Tears' http://www.polyvore.com/alice_prom/set?id=8321322 Rosalie's Prom Stuff in 'Bloody Tears' http://www.polyvore.com/rosalies_outfit/set?id=8321622 Books Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Darren Shan Saga, Demonata series, Harry Potter, Stolen (I got it when I was about 9 and I still love the storyline), Blood Angel, Maximum Ride, Looking for Alaska, An Abundance of Katherines, The Law of the blood- The hunt, A great and terrible beauty, Marked, and alot more will be added when I can think, lol. Films Twilight (obvi), Cursed, The grudge (1 and 2), Pirates of the Carribean (1,2 and 3), The Craft, Hairspray, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Chicago, Harry Potter (Every single one), Grease (1 and 2), Stardust, Saved, The Darkness, Sweeney Todd, STICK IT! and once again my brain went kaput and I can't think lol TV Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Charmed, Hex, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Bones, Britians Got Talent, Tales From The Crypt, Americas Next Top Model, Britians Next Top Model, Dancing on Ice, Merlin, Heroes, X Factor (but only the auditions!) and a few others but I'm more interested in the internet Music My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Nickelback, The Mitch Hansen Band, The Bella Cullen Project, Bella Rocks, The Midnight Jaybirds, Good Charlotte, Michelle Branch, Leann Rimes, Midnight Hour, Faith Hill, Joshua Kadison, Ashlee Simpson, Evanesence, Within Temptation, Panic! At the Disco, Goldfinger, Kate Nash, KT Tunstall, Lost Prophets, Cascada, Barcode, Carrie Underwood, Mindless Self Indulgence, Kelly Clarkson, The Veronicas, Christina Agulera, Paramore, The Ting Tings and alot more. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune. If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. 6 simple facts 1) You cant touch all your teeth with your toungue 2) most idiots will try the first fact with out reading on 3)you're smiling now with a little grin 4)your thinking how stupid you are 5)your thinking about posting this on your profile or sending it to your stupid friends 6) you still have that stupid little grin on your face 1. Where's #1 on your top 8? I don’t understand the question. 2. What is your favorite possession? My books or my laptop or my iPod 3. Do you own a gun? No…why would I? What are you implying? 4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say? If I had an ex I don’t know 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Not really, I mean, yeah, no. 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? All I want for Christmas is you the My Chem cover 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Pepsi Max 9. Can you do a push up? Yes but not for you 10. Is your bathroom clean? It’s always clean. 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My Alice Cullen necklace…when it comes. 12. Do you take painkillers? Yes but not too many. 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Pass 14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder) Depends on the situation. Oooooo shiny! 15. What's your name? Real name- Ashleigh Hallimond, Fictional name- Alice Cullen, Old pen name- Jenifer Basely 16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment Ugh, tired. Why do I have to sleep? Can I be bothered to get the quilt from downstairs? 17. Name the last 3 things you have bought Does food count? If so Mc Flurry (toffee crisp), strawberry milkshake and fries 18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink Water, milk, Pepsi max 19. Current worry? Exams next week. Yikes! 20. Current hate? Trying to healthy eat! 21. Favorite place(s) to be? Snug as a bug in a rug in bed 22. How did you bring in the New Year? Mario Kart with Helen and Heather! 23. Where would you like to go? Tour America, London to see Wicked, to meet Kads 24. Do you own slippers? Yes, but I never wear them. 25. What shirt are you wearing? Blue strappy top and black hoodie (PJs too) 26. Favorite color(s)? Black, red, green, pink, blue, purple, brown, most colours 27. Are you gay? I have semi naked pics of Kellan Lutz on my phone, does that sound gay lol. But if it’s gay happy then yes, kinda. 28. Do you sing in the shower? I take baths not showers… 29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? The sand owl picture I made. 30. Best bed sheets as a child? PRINCESS BARBIE! I hated Barbie, but I loved that bed sheet. 31. Worst injury you've ever had? Broke my arm, and fell off a cliff. 32. Who is your loudest friend? Don’t make me list them. 33. Who is your most silent friend? I can’t think of any. 34. Does someone have a crush on you? I don’t know. 35. Do you wish on shooting stars? Yup 36. What is your favorite candy? Dairy milk, chewy strawbs, marshmallows, strawberry laces, boost bars, choozers, crispy rolls, twilights, a lot more 37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding? This is a I don’t know 38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral? Celebrations! 39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night? I was on the internet. But are we talking my time or your time? Because my time I was on the internet, but your time, I was fast asleep. Probably snoring. 40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Time to go back to sleep. I'll add more later. Quotes! (Sorry Kads I stole your idea) All hail the bishop! - Me, Heather, Helen and a Cool Original dorito that was in the shape of a bishop hat Me: I said I needed a new bed. Nana: If you'd said you needed a new bed I'd have gotten you one, you said that one was fine - Me and my nana I know Robin Williams did the voice, all I'm saying is she could have done it - Me and my mam We shouldn't have ordered those chips with the pizza - Me and Grace Cos I miss you bebe - My dad taking the mick out of the way I sang along to I don't wanna miss a thing I want to go to a resturaunt and say to the waiter 'I'll have a Diet Crack, I mean Diet Coke! I don't have a problem! I swear' -Shifty eyes- emoTWiLiGHT and me No I don't want her to make her bed, because I know it's only going to get slept in, but just genuinly tidy her room - My nana talking to my old phyciatrist Ok Ashleigh, I don't want you to worry, but your mam's been rushed into hospital - My friend's mam (I was 12 when I heard this, imagine how panicked I was!) Paula: But I can't put this in the microwave it's got the plastic on it! David: Well what do the instructions say? Paula: They say unwrap but I can't put it in the microwave, the plastic will just melt over the pizza! - My auntie when she had her pregnant brain. I told you you shouldn't have gotten those blonde highlights in - Me talking to my friend Come on Anna! Roll over! That's the only reason we came to see you! - My nana talking to my baby cousin on her half birthday If you talk through this, I will kill you - Heather when watching finale of Doctor Who Should we go over that make shift ramp in the van? I think we should go! - My dad as he went over a tiny wooden ramp and then he jumped out of the van God for an oldish woman she's rather flexable - Me to Heather when we were watching Mamma Mia I'd eat road kill, if I ate a human I'd be betraying the Cullens - Me to Grace My old music teacher: Ashleigh do you always have a book in your hands? Me: No, just most of the time - I always got told off for reading when I'd finished my work. Me: I thought you didn't like the film Grace: I like the songs. - Me and Grace It's a piece of wood - My nana Oh my god Ashleigh how short is your hair and was that your phone you just dropped? - I can't actually remember who said that but it was down the old beach. Me: Cheer me up? Friend: TWILIGHT! Me: Lol, no something that I doesn't have anything to do with Twilight, I'm already too obsessed. Friend: That Edward person Me: Yeah, he's from Twilight. - Guess who this was lol. My friend: ARGH! I'VE GONE BLIND! Another friend: You have your eyes closed. Grace: STACY GIVE ME BACK MY UMBRELLA! Stacy: Ella ella ay ay ay it's not yo umbrella ay ay ay.- Grace and Stacy when it was pouring down with rain and they were fighting over an umbrella. Nicola: That was a rat! Me: Yup that was a rat Nicola: But it was a rat it was all like 'Hey look at me I'm supposed to be here!' Me: Yup, crawled out of the drain and ran across the path Nicola: But it was a rat!- This went on officially for two days, but it's still being talked about like the second while I talk to her on MSN. Happy Nicola? XD Isabelle: Casual Rondevouz- She said this more than one time and it was really really funny. Lol. Me: Is that supposed to protect her from wild animals? Nicola: What the moustache?- Lol went to see Twilight for the fourth time (Nicola's second time) and we were first talking about his moustache and then when he handed her the pepperspray I was thinking what I said and Nicola was still thinking about the moustache. Me: So right now I'm having trouble writing my fanfics, I have ideas, they just won't write. Nana: So what do you think you have brain freeze? Me ~Confused look~ What? Why would I get brain freeze? Nana: Because that's what you get when you can't write isn't it? Brain freeze. Me: Nana it's called writers block, brain freeze is when you eat something cold and your head hurts. Nana: Oh that's right, Billy get's it when he eats ice cream!- Welcome to the bizzare world of my nana. Rhiannon: I'm not lying, I'm sitting! Me: You're not bloody sane! Rhiannon: What? Me: Dd you just say 'I'm sane' Rhiannon: I said I'm sitting. Random Musing I found- Some say love is like a blind man seeing for the first time, they're wrong, it makes the person blind | |||||||
1. Two Hearts » reviewsShe held her breath, closed her eyes and suddenly heard it. She heard her own heart beat, no, not one, she heard two. She glanced around and didn’t see anyone. She sighed and just began running. Twilight/Doctor Who crossover. Give it a chance XDCrossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 7-8-09 - 10th Doctor & Bella2. Through The Night » reviewsSitting in the corner of the darkest corner of the room was Isabella Swan. Poor, sweet, naïve Isabella Marie Swan. She believed that she could get away from my grasp; she was foolish. I'm not sure where this is going so come with me and find out!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 12-15-08 - Bella & Edward3. I am the Silent Killer » reviewsIsabella Swan is a deadly assassin who doesn't get involved with anything but her job. But what will happen when she is paired with a partner for the first time in three years and her partner is almost as deadly as she?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 264 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 3-9-084. Broken Forever reviewsIt was one of those gripping pains. The ones that wrecked your whole body with sadness. The type that made you want to die because things were so bad. Read to find out what it's aboutTwilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-21-09 - Bella - Complete5. Bloody Tears » reviewsEdward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,885 - Reviews: 1079 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 6-9-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. Twilight CONTEST! » reviewsLook at the first chapter for rules and initial information, more info coming soon!Twilight - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-15-09 - Published: 2-16-097. Now it's time for us just to take control reviewsA new entry to the Cullen clan is now in danger, a young man is brought into the house bleeding badly, Kadalea is driven mad by the scent. What will happen? NEW CHARACTERS GIVE IT A CHANCE PLEASE.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-098. Sacrifice of Life » reviewsEdward never came back after New Moon, Bella was left cold and empty. Bella was changed and is now in a gothic band called 'Sacrifice of Life' but will Edward notice he drastic change in character? Does Bella still hate Edward? What do all her songs mean?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,369 - Reviews: 236 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 4-18-08 - Complete9. Turn It Back » reviewsBella see's Edward in the street four years after he left, how does she feel about him now? It is a songfic but please give it a try. AUTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 9-24-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete10. Random Craziness » reviewsOk so first chapter I wrote because I was really upset and I wanted to be cheered up, but I think if I have the time and stuff I will make other ones like it. Just crazy Cullen activities XDTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 2-13-0911. Everybody Gets a Little bit, Lonely Sometimes » reviewsEvery day it the same thing. I just hoped one day it would mean that I would see Lex again." Sequel to In Nothing But Blood, you really need to read that one first.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,270 - Reviews: 502 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 8-25-0812. The One Thing That I Tried to Hold Onto reviewsEdward leaves in New Moon and Bella gets on with her life. I like it. Song fic to Goodbye To You by Michelle Branch.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-5-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete13. Separate From Myself » reviewsBella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,260 - Reviews: 1149 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 3-23-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete14. The New Girl In Town » reviewsThe arrival of a new girl causes a stir in Forks, all the guys are attracted to her beauty, and the Cullens are worried about the colour of her eyes. But what happens when Mike Newton goes missing without a trace, the same day she enrols into school?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,812 - Reviews: 242 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 3-4-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete15. Life Revisited » reviewsI started to scream as I came out and suddenly the car was swerving over into a ditch at the side of the road. “Things are going to get a lot quieter and a lot brighter where you’re going.”Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 10-27-0816. Secret Lover » reviewsI felt my dead heart ache. None of my family knew about her. She had been forgotten. I had replaced her. I closed my eyes and stepped back away from the grave." Inspired by Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood. J/A, J/OCTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-25-08 - Published: 10-13-08 - Jasper & Alice17. Interviewing the Stars » reviewsKind of a parody kind of not but it's basically interviewing the characters of Twilight. Questions needed so read the interviews and the Question Rules and submit a question.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-25-08 - Published: 9-4-0818. I've Seen Worlds that don't Belong reviewsSet after the Host. Wanda wonders if Ian loves her for herself, or for her human body. Songfic to We Are Broken by Paramore, but please give it a chance. Please?Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-10-08 - Wanda & Ian O. - Complete19. Fantasy and reality fight reviewsSongfic from the song Someone Wake Me Up by The Veronicas, Songfics about Leah and Sam, and what Leah really thinks when she thinks about Sam and Emily together. S/L S/ETwilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-10-08 - Leah & Sam - Complete20. In nothing but blood » reviewsAnna March has had a hard life. When her mother dies she's forced to live with her Grandmother in America. Will she find love? Will she find truth? Is it Twilight all over again? And why does she recognize Carlisle?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,853 - Reviews: 1393 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete21. The Truth Behind The Stories » reviewsStephenie Meyer gave us the edited version. So what really happened in Twilight? TOLD STRAIGHT FROM THE KEYBOARDS OF THE INSANE EMOS KNOWN AS Obsessed.with.writing and emoTWiLiGHT! Caution: You will have the urge to send us to the crazy house!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 6-10-0822. Run a Million Miles Just to Hear You Say my Name reviewsSongfic for Speechless by The Veronicas. After New Moon from Bella's POV.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete23. It'll Never End reviewsSongfic for Heavily Broken by The Veronicas. Set in New Moon, after Edward left, before Bella started hanging around with Jacob. BPOVTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-08 - Bella - Complete24. While you're far away dreaming reviewsAerosmith songfic for 'I don't wanna miss a thing' basically showing Edward's thoughts while Bella sleeps. B/ETwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-24-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete25. Hello » reviewsEveryone has a chance to rethink their actions. But is that for the best? Songfic for Evanescence, Hello. B/E B/JTwilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 7-4-08 - Edward & Jacob - Complete26. The Runaway » reviewsThe Doctor and Donna take a trip in the TARDIS set on random. They're transported to an abandoned library not the planet and find a young runaway living in the library. Why did this girl run away? And what does it have to do with the Alien/Human AlianceDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 6-21-0827. The Volturi's HumanVampire Liaison Office » reviewsOk I was bored and I ended up thinking about what it would be like if I worked as a human/vampire liaison. Crap summary but you know.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-9-0828. The Day of the Funeral reviewsThis is my entry for IsabellaMarieCullen3214's competition. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete29. Finding What Had Left » reviewsNM Edward leaves her but Bella doesn't want to give up. She runs away from Forks on a desparate search for him. But what happens when her money runs out and there's still no Edward in sight?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,643 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 2-26-08 - Complete