Ello peopls! I just have to point out that my username use to be Hinachan188 before i change it because i got bored with the name and wanted to be named Strawberrychan1 A.K.A: Ichigochan1

If You need to reach me plzs just PM me or send me an E-Mail at Strawberrychan1_Ichigochan1@yahoo.com

Name: Lara

Age: 18

Place I live: USA

Theme song: Bad Touch (AKA: Discovery Channel) By The BloodHoundGang

Gender: Female (DUH!)

Weight:... ...LIKE I'D TELL YOU!

Height:...5'6"

Likes: shounen ai; Boys; Procrastinating; Bleach; Naruto; Harry Potter; Death Note; Kingdom Hearts; Ouran Koukou Host Club; Disney; Japanese; Strawberries; Foxes;Pocky(chocolate and strawberry) oh and Lemon head candy, OH And Yaoi Lemons (fanfic geeks know want i mean), GSA people

Dislikes:Flamers; extreme religious people, and most vegs/mannose anti GSA people (Gay Straight Alliance)

Fav Color: Lime Green

Eyes: Deep Hazel Brown

Hair: Shoulder length Drak brown with golden orange highlights

Fav Song Quote: "If only if only the woodpecker sighs, the bark on the tree was as soft as the skies. The wolf waits, below all hungry and lonely. He cries to the moon if only if only?"- From Holes "If Only If Only"

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and Paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!!

I'm srry to say but i have to discontinue my Kyo and Tohru Adventuresfanfic cause i no longer having ideas for it... ... Gomenasai Minna-san.

You Know You're From Texas If...

Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
Roadrunners dont say Beep Beep
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a couple no ones seen before.
Possums will eat anything.
Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.
If it grows, it sticks. If it crawls, it bites.
Nothing will kill a mesquite tree.
There are valid reasons some people put concertina wire around their house.
You cannot find a country road without a curve from corner to corner.
A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle, they do get stuck.
The wind blows at 90 MPH from Oct. 2 until June 25, then it stops totally until Oct 2.
Onced and Twiced are good words.
It is not a shopping cart it is a buggy.
Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
Green grass DOES burn.
When you live in the country, you dont have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your gate in the middle of the night.
When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, its time to go to the doctor.
Fixin'to is one word.
The word dinner is confusing. Theres only lunch and then theres supper.
Backards and forards means I know everything about you.
Jeeet? is actually a phrase meaning Did you eat?
You work until youre done or its too dark to see.
You measure distance in minutes.
You've had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
You know what cow tipping and snipe hunting is.
You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Picante.
You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, Still summer, and Christmas.
Going to Walmart is a favorite past-time known as goin wal-martin or off to Wally World.
You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.
A carbonated soft drink isnt a soda, cola, or pop .. its a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

YAOI MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND! If you agree, then copy & paste this into your profile. (Yaoi is gay men, boyxboy, if you didn't know)

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Favorite Naruto/Inuyasha couples:

ItaNaru(i soo cute is now my #1)

SesshoumaruInuyasha (Don't look At Me Like That)

SasuNaru(seme uke use to be my #1)

SesshoKagome

RikuSora

AxelRoxas

DracoHarry

LucSnape

Snarry(some)

SBlackRemus

ItachiDeidara

SasoriDeidara

NaruHina(when it is either rated T or M gotten have lots of fluff)

ItaSasu(Don't look At Me Like That)

GaaraNaruto(seme uke)

SasuHina

NejiHina(I don't care want u say)

LeeSaku(yeah i don't care)

NejiGaara(seme uke or uke seme)

GaaraLee(seme uke or uke seme)

OroJiraya (i could really care less but a read one like this once and it was ok)

Disliked Naruto/Inuyasha couples:

NaruSasu(does not work when sasuke is uke)

InuyashaSesshoumaru(does not work when Sesshoumaru is uke)

SasuSaku

InuKikyo

NaruSaku(i mean come on she is always hiting him and calling him stupid)

Orochimaru with anyone other than Kabuto (doesn't really count now)

Favorite Quotes:

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid" -Jack Sparrow

"A word to the wise ain't necessary- it's the stupid ones who need advice"- Bill Cosby(just a alittle funny)

"May the Forces of Evil become confused on the way to your house."- George Carlin(throught this was cool)

"I am what I am because I believe in all possibilities."- Whoopi Goldberg(don't really like her)

"I want a relationship I can finally sink my teeth into."- Alexander Sterling from Vampire Kisses (makes you laugh when you think of the irony of it and the fact that he is a vampire)

~Love your enemies, it makes them angry!-unknown

~ Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. (haha I know funny right? Un!)-unknown

~Walking like a ghost through life, forever unseen. (Not really how I feel, but I thought it was cute! Un!)-unknown

~It's not about getting over the storms in your life, it's about learning to dance in the rain. (I like this one the best! Un!)- unknown

"Love is like a glass door, sometimes you don't see it, then it just smacks you in the face." ~UchihaJIS~(i put it on here c-ause this is just plain funny)

"Isn't it funny how we would never hurt the ones we love but sometimes you want nothing more than to see them hurt?" ~Itachi~

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it. Which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" ~Kakashi~

"How is a jar of dirt going to help?" "If ya don' want it, give it back." "No!" “Then it helps!”-Cap'n Jack and Tia (Pirates of the Carribbean II)

"I'm an old man Chowder, but I don't wanna die today! The first rule in life is to never tell a woman she's fat." -Mung (Chowder)

"Now we're brother ladies!!" -Cheese (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!?" -Cap'n Jack (Pirates of the Carribbean II)

“Don’t you...remember me?”-Takatoki Ozora (Yurara no Tsuki)

“A person a person no matter who small.”-Horton(Horton Hears A Who)

“I saw a Squirrel it was like this(demostartes)”- Gir (Invader Zim)

"Yo Sorry I'm late I got lost on the road of life."-Kakashi (Naruto)

"I will become Hokage! Believe It!"- Naruto(sorry i just had to use the idiotic and annoying American phrase)

"I don't know what I don't know!"-mine (no takey)

"Ramen! Where?"- Mine

"I shall call him Mini-Me!"-Dr. Evil(Austin Powers)

"I shall call him Mini-Roo!"-Kagaroo Jack (Kagaroo Jack (at the end of the movie)hehe)

"I know someone who's been Dying to fight you. Isn't that right... AMIDAMARU!" "For giving me the opportunity to redeem my disgrace... I am grateful to you, Lord Yoh!"- Yoh and Amidamaru (Shaman King)

"Mine Mine MineMineMineMineMineMineMine..."-Sea Gulls (Finding Nemo)

"You want to know how she's doing?" nod "I don't know much about her, but... ...she suddenly... ...Kissed Me." FWAK "Really?" "Really" slump"..."-Manami and Yako(Yurara no Tsuki)

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth."
Alphose and Edward Elric:FMA

"Foolish little brother. If you want to kill me, then hate, despite me. Run, run and cling to life, and live with the shame."- Itachi Uchiha sweatdropts

"The corpses bitter crimson tears flow and mingle with the endless sands, fueling the chaos inside me and making me stronger." -Gaara of the Desert. sweatdrops

It's true, in the ninja world those who don't follow the rules are trash... ...but those who don't take care of their friends are lower than trash."- Obito Uchiha yells Hell Yeah!

"All shinobi needs is tools for completing a mission emotions are just excess baggage"- a young Kakashi Hatake. (i hate this line but at the same time i like it)

'Gay sex is so hot'- Grace, from will & grace. (I totally agree)

"GOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!"-From Good Morning Vietnam

"As Itachi gently propped him(Naruto) up, he(Naruto) started at the older brother of his teammate and wondered, ‘When the hell did I fall down the rabbit hole into wonderland?’"-Love, Life and Betrayal by Shinigami-chan (hehe this was just plain funny when i read it)

// Itachi Uchiha huffed as he sneezed again. Only one would talk about him and when that one talked about him, Itachi’s head felt like there was a nuclear war, a stampede of elephants, the demolition of the Eiffel tower, hammers slamming into his skull, drills drilling into his brain, sporks trying to pry the backs of his eyeballs out, and rape going on in his skull. Thankfully, that hadn’t been happening recently. Only everyday for a year four years ago. Nothing much. Y’know, just fucking death wishes.

“Allergies?” Kisame asked.

Itachi stared at him. “I’m an evil mass murderer of the genocide kind… I’ve been tested; I take allergy medication every twelve hours. I’m fucking fine. Now go… Do what fish do best…” Itachi shook his head and walked away. “Whatever the hell fish do do best…” // Written by Yoroichi.Is.Sailor.L Story Title 両刃の剣 Double Edged Sword Pairing ItaNaru (this story was awesome i just had to put this here)(oh and fyi this is in the fourth(?) chapter)

"Haven't you ever seen a dinosaur before?!" "Not with skin on it!!"- Journey To The Center Of The Earth (one that was in theaters recently)

YAY! STUFF PEOPLE FORCED ME TO COPY!

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and were tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

92 percent of teen Americans would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you like pie!

If Ramen is a must for you, (proudly) copy this into your profile!

If you didn't know Shakespeare was bisexual before you read this, copy and paste to your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Anita Tseu, Strawberrychan1,

If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Strawberrychan1

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro, YaoiRocks,Strawberrychan1.

When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!!

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

She/He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

“Popularity’s overrated.” If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies instead

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the ironie...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Deidara", "Itachi", or "Gaara" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

JACOB BLACK MUST DIE! Here are 30 ways to do it:

30 ways to torture Jacob black

shoot him with a silver bullet

have the Cullen’s rip him to shreds and then set the remains on fire

gather all the Jacob haters into an angry mob and trample him till he is no more

send the volturi after him

let Jane use her torture gaze on him

have Bella kiss Edward right in front of his face

throw him in an ocean with man, or I should say wolf, eating sharks

push him off a cliff

throw a rock at his head, giving him a concussion

have Billy run over his toe with his wheel chair, causing him to break his foot

have Edward knock a little sense into him(wink wink)

feed him to mutant squirrels

make him choke on his food

have Charlie take out his tazer gun and fry him

when he is walking down the stairs, push him and start laughing

run him over with your car multiple times

kick sand in his eyes

neuter him

affect him with a very deadly disease

make him watch barney till his eyes start to bleed

have Edward throw a refrigerator at him

when he is a werewolf, take a shaver and shave off all of his hair and then start making fun of him

have you and your friends take turns beating him with a bat like a piñata

have Bella throw him out her window when he tries to get in

spit and flip him off when he says hi to you

shove dog biscuits down his throat till he can’t talk

kick him where the sun don’t shine

let Edward strangle him while you sit back and laugh

call him names

have you and your friends tie him up and give him over to the vampires

I HATE Jacob. I don't mind Bella/Jacob pairings. Once I saw a story with that pairing and I actually GROWLED in distaste. That shows my disgust for this pairing. If a story I'm reading has this pairing, I will not continue reading that story AT ALL!!

VVVVVVVV

No Boy - No Love
No Love - No Sex
No Sex - No Children
No Children - No School
No School - No Teachers
No Teachers - No Problem
No Problem - OH YES!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, The Devil's Kin, Strawberrychan1

Tell the truth and run

would those of you who say it is imposible please stop bothering those of us who are doing it

The Idiot's Guide to Flaming -Stolen from Dagget which i stole from YaoiRocks (This is brilliant, I read this on YaoiRocks profile and thought 'damn I agree')

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.

Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...

What Kisses Mean

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink:hey there cutey

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

Repost if you think homophobia is wrong

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allow to even visit the l I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am a person who told my dad I was a lesbian and he went and disowned me.

If you think homophobia is wrong then post this on your profile and show that you are against it. Thank you.

My OCs:

Kaori Arais/Hyuga/Uchiha/Uzumaki

Age:19 (but 20 in my fanfic title unknown)

Height:5' 8"

Weight: 110lbs

Eyes: Pitch Black

Hair:Ankle length jet black usually in a bun or high ponytail

Hobbies: sleeping unless training in a dark place during the day, having fun with friends and family, and eating Ramen with Itachi

Likes: Ramen, Itachi, night missions, emos (and im not calling Itachi emo), and freaking Naruto out with her version of the Sexy no Jutsu (coughs more like her Yaoi version cough)

Dislikes: snobs, priks, Sakura, Neji, Liver&Leaks, Prevert, FanClub

Summary: Kaori lives with Naruto and the rest of his family in the Hidden Leaf Village. She is a Captian of an ANBU squad along with Itachi, A pureblood vampire, and is in love with Itachi Uchiha who likes to have ramen with her. She is related(not by blood) to Hinata, Neji, Sasuke, and Itachi because she has both the Hyuga bloodline and the Uchiha bloodline. She is the only one how makes up the Arais family household. She has both of the bloodline because her dad was an Uchiha and her mom was a Hyuga, they named her Kaori Arais because they didn't want people to know about her. Around the age of 6 Naruto and his family took her in to their familybecause she had been kicked out of the orphange at the age of 5.

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet..
-Stick your hand in an electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use one of the Kunoichi's name as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sensei.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream guy is and you say one of the Naruto guys.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Deidara-Kun or another Naruto guy.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Put a picture of Sasuke in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 2000.
-Call the teachers you hate Kabuto and sound ninjas and the teacher you hate the most Orochimaru (in your head or outloud)
-Call your principal the Hokage or the Kazekage
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

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