Oh snap! Decided to update the profile, considering it was boring and what not, and anyone who knows me or has spoken to me, knows I am as far from boring as you can get! I'm bloody awesome, yo!
So like fanfiction is the greatest thing ever! I simply love it; love reading it, love writing it...just love it.
Currently, I have two passions; the X-Files and House M.D.
X-Files was my first show that I was obsessed with, and Mulder and Scully my first hardcore ship. Their relationship is intense on so many levels. You can't help but melt when watching them on screen together.
I didn't think I would ever go hardcore over another show or couple again, that was until I started to Watch House. I'm a HUDDY!! House and Cuddy just have this awesome relationship, filled with wicked banter and an underlying level of caring. They SO love each other. :)
So my fanfics deal with these pairings.
So about me...I'm known for my booty shorts. Snorts And my awesome sayings that spread like wildfire and catch on like a STD. The include: 'That's how I roll', 'The End', 'True Story', and though I didn't coin it, a friend did, but it caught on is 'GOOD DAY'...it's how huddies end their posts to Hamerons. It's our friendly way of saying 'F off'...LOL!
So an example would be: I'm a Huddy, that's how I roll. House and Cuddy need to be together, true story. It's so gonna happen next season. The end. And GOOD DAY. :P
H-Hot
U-Unique
D-Daring
D-Doctors
Y-Yearning, to be with each other.
Huddy, not just a ship, it's a lifestyle!
Now for a few poems about Huddy...
House was hungry and went in search of puddin' cups to munch...
He found Cuddy and decided it was time for lunch.
Off with her clothes...and onto the desk...
For the business of schtuping can be a real mess.
In their haste, they forgot to lock the office door.
And Cameron walked in to see them on the floor.
Legs twisted around torso, lips upon skin.
At the end, it was a ship called Huddy that took the win.
-By Skylarcat
'T'was the night before season five, and dear Dr. House
had a 'creature' who was stirring, and it sure wasn't a mouse.
Cuddy's stockings hung by the chimney with care,
when House took them off and threw them up there.
She was all nestled and snugged in his bed,
having fallen alseep after giving him head.
His snake arose once more from his lap,
and he quickly woken Cuddy from her nap.
The headboard hit the wall with such a clatter,
But he pressed on with this important matter.
Off with her clothes in such a flash,
The first woman, he didn't have to pay for with cash.
The hue of her skin gave a pinkish glow,
as he went to his knees preparing to go below.
And what to his wondering eyes should appear,
but an arse worth riding as though it was a reindeer.
He moved so lively and so quick,
and gave the Dean a nice little stick.
More rapid the movements till they came,
Both screaming out the other's name.
He finally exclaim, 'girl, that was out of sight',
Happy Huddy in season five to all and to all a good-night!
-By Skylarcat
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