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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Dragon Ball Z, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sonic the Hedgehog, St. Trinian's, and Batman. hi, monisha.s here, A.K.A: M.S DARK ANGEL or KiRA or Chibi Joker!! a.k.a: that freaky jelly-throwing midget kid, KiRA reincarnated, chatterbox-bitch...(Im 16, and people are scared of me! lolz!!)...the poor innocent pyschopath. (mikami + ryuk agreed in this when I yelled at misa and ichigo for stealing my bag which had my sweets and yaoi in it. queen sarcastic. (my family says so!) i didnt have a account, so i wrote it off as anoymous, so...yea... Im a huge SasuxNaru/NaruxSasu, GaaxNeji, ItaxSasu KyuuxSasu LxRaito/RaitoxL MelloxMatt MelloxNear LxBB/BBxL BBxLxRaito fan. WOOOOO 4 YAOI!! coughs had 2 get that out...-_-' Age: 16 Sex: female! occupation: under your bed, watchin you when you sleep. Likes: music, drawing, cosplaying, yaoi. "reading" sweets, my mates, laughing insanely, making a lot of random noises, day-dreaming, talking like a perv, my family, ect. dislikes: my insomnia, getting caught, silence, irritating teachers, homophobic people, rascists (AAARRRGGGHH!! I JUST WANNA MUTILATE THEM!!), losing a argument, the colour pink, SUCKURA!! getting ill (I rarely get ill!), ect. hair colour/style: jet-black L-hair that shines blue. eye colour: dark brown that looks black, and my eyes go red when I'm angry. weird. (doesn't know what else 2 write) oh yeah, before I forget! PPL WHO TRY 2 FLAME ME WILL BE LAUGHED AT!! THEN TORTURED!! PPL WHO THINK THEY CAN HURT MY FEELINGS WILL BE SHOT/STABBED/FED TO S.I.K!! SURVIVORS WILL BE SET ON FIRE (by their own flames) AND SHOT AGAIN!! I'll review on yours if u review on mine!! lolz!! _ erm...talk l8r, CYA!! I'm not dead...I'm writing up stories, but I'm being too damn lazy bout it. after seeing sooo many of these, i couldnt help but thief them! soz!! _ You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; added parts were added by Dragonmanga and darkalbino this is so frickin' true! XD If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you cried when L died, copy this in your profile. If you have ever searched for over half an hour for the glasses that are on your face, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in a completely quiet room copy and past this in your profile. If all the people around you think you are one random psycho, copy and past this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you approve of gay marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, Kimatra, Fullmetal Embers, An Angel Flying on Broken Wings, M.S DARK ANGEL Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you have ever shouted "LLAMA!!" because you were bored, copy and paste this into your profile. "My hands were around his neck when I saw my 'What would Jesus do?' braclet, So I lit the guy on fire and sent him to hell" If you like being "insane" because being sane is just too boring, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 17. Run around dressed up as your fave anime character, (e.g: Ryuk from Death Note.) and attack random people. Repost this if you laughed... FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. The 6 truths of life... 1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. You just tried to do the above. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot. 5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run! bitch, run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was fucking awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass best friends. "Best friends through thick and thin! A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. lolz-age!! If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile. Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Sakura is USELESS!! and should be killed off, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. ~For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~ I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile. .:LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES:. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (I find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile. If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile. If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't supposed to be funny, put this in your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!" If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you believe that; Crack is for reading, say no to drugs, copy this into your profile If you believe in the power of The Almighty Spork!, copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been called weird and taken that as a compliment, copy this into your profile. If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile If you have asked stupid questions to your friends/teacher/parents and they just look at you like 'WTF?' copy and paste this into your profile If you have said something you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile If you are one of those people that feel sad because you are jealous of anime and game characters post this on your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile. If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile. You have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile. You have done somthing stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a Death note freak copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile. If you search yaoi on ebay just to see if you can find a t-shirt with your fav pairing on it, copy and paste this to your profile If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile. If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist, and then copy and paste this. You know your obsessed with fanfiction when . . . You get confused between the actual story and the fanfic about it That you spent more time writing the fanfic than actually watching/reading/playing the thing your writing for You make fanfiction for other people's fanfiction You probably read a fanfic that was longer that the actual book When u read a m rated fanfic, then read a romance novel claiming to have a harsh sex scene and your like "I've read better sex scenes written by a 12 year old" When you get excited that your friend also has an account When you got disappointed when you read/watch/play something new and it wasn't on fanfiction When your computer doesn't have internet and you need something to do and you say "lets read some fanfics" but then realize thats on the internet then get mad When you have more than one account. Reviews on your fic can turn the suckiest week of your life and turn them into the best flippen dipped week u ever lived through When you feel all proud how your favorite category has one of the highest amounts of stories written When you someplace random and randomly come up with ideas for fanfic for no reason When you daydream bout a fanfic and plan it out all in your head, even wondering wat people will say bout it and if there are any flaws before you have the first chapter written yet When you write a fanfic and end up handing it in at school/college as an essay of some kind... When you have read this list When you have read this list and thought of additions to it. Stupid Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on. Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II (SASUNARU RULEZ!) How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner" Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay: "Aw fuck it." Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now." Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy." Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!" Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." In Confidence: "He's a fuck off." Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!" If you've ever wished you were a guy because of Yaoi post this on your profile. Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings... Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!" Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died... What I don't understand is this... Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink... Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing... Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics... My question is... Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings? And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings? Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like! copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me. Isn't love the same, regardless of gender? If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall, then noticed that it was a wall then still apologized, copy/paste this onto your profile If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been called eccentric/enigmatic copy/paste this onto your profile Who defines right? If eating cake is wrong I don't want to be right."-From someone's profile. I like it :D "If they're friends, they're clearly lovers. If they're enemies, they're clearly lovers. If they've never even met, they're clearly lovers." The Yaoi Fangirl's Philosophy (taken from someone's sig. on deviantart) "#oggy, oggy oli, tits in a trolley, balls in a biscuit tin. I was sat on the grass, with my finger up my arse. playing with my ding-a-ling-ling!!#" - Misa/Lia from school when we were skiving assembly. If you have ever shouted "MOOO!!" in a quiet room, copy and paste this in your profile. You are a Sadistic Seme! Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke find out yours! http://www.semeuke.com/ Copy and paste this into your profile if you have talked in your sleep without knowing until someone tells you the next day. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fell over in public and had people laugh at you. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fallen asleep in any lessons. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever hit something very hard to cause damage, but ended up hurting yourself in the process. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. "A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the dark, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste this if your a Ninja! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, animeprincess619, CapriceTheAvenger, M.S DARK ANGEL If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile. "Im not short!! Im just vertically challenged!! Im 5'1 dammit!!" - me when called a midget or short. If we catch Kira, he is evil. If he rules the world, he is justice." - Light Yagami(My Personal Favorite Anime Character) "Every day... the same thing repeats over and over." "Man, how pointless." "This world is..." "Rotten." - Light Yagami and Ryuk the Shinigami "Kira shall provide a new world for us" -Light Yagami "I knew that killing people was a crime, but there was no other way! The world HAD to be FIXED! The purpose given to me! Only I could do it. Who els could have done it!? And come this far!? Would they have kept going!? The only one...who can create a new world...is me." - Light Yagami Introduce a little anarchy... upset the established order... and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos... And you know the thing about chaos? It's fair." - The Joker "The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules." - The Joker "Why so serious?" - The Joker "I can make a pencil...DISAPPEAR!!" The Joker If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile (... i wish If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you've ever lost an argument with yourself about who was better, you or yourself, copy this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have gotten hit by a parked car, copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (...even thoughi do that all the time lolz XD) If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. Copy and paste this into your profile if you just sang the songs listed above to check if they did have the same tune If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!) I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile If someone has accused you of being bipolar when you're not, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, post this in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, oxIrishBella14xo, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, M.S DARK ANGEL If people think you're a psycho because you sing songs fron lion king and then sing avril lavigne and corpse bride songs in the same day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile the US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, M.S DARK ANGEL 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, M.S DARK ANGEL If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, M.S DARK ANGEL If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile( I forgot how to spell 'ate' once...) 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! everyone says people don't kill people guns do, well I think guns help, if you went up to someone and said 'bang!' 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He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." OK, so what's the speed of dark? There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to go fuck off Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot “Learning. Politics. Getting weaker...” First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah evolution did” “Obsessed with the organization. Obsessed with the clan, obsessed with our lineage. A worthless compulsion that enslaves us, and limits our capabilities. It leads to one fearing and hating…what one has never seen or known.” - Uchiha Itachi If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. 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If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (cough-toaster-cough!) copy and paste this to your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara-Sempai) If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (it says enter with permission only... I wonder why...) If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!! If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it... If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!! I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdrawl copy this into your profile! ~~If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!~~ There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. Forget cookies...the Dark Side has YAOI!! 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing If you have ever ran into the house or even a tree with your bike, post this on your profile. If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door, post this on your profile. If you have been caught dancing to the Rocky Horror Picture Show's Time Warp or any other sort of dancing in the livingroom late at night when you should be in bed, post this on your profile. If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile! MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!" FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? Once you go fangirl you can never go back. You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on. I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.(OHH SO MUCH!) If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile! If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile. If you ever looked at one of your family member and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile. (At least, I THINK he was a family member...xD) If you have copied and pasted one of these things into your profile and then fixed up the spelling/grammar/other errors you found in them, copy and paste this into your profile! If guys had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons. Silence is Golden, but duck tape is silver. Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!" I met some crazy people. They made me their leader! All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. "How many of those fork-thingies do you HAVE?" Sarcarsm is your bodys natural defense against stupidity. I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUU. That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. " 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. if you actually sat there and read my ENTIRE profile, heres a gold star , copy&paste ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ copy and paste if "This is stupid, childish and insane...We start on three." Anonymous It takes forty two muscles to frown. It only takes four muscles to raise that blade in your hand and stab someone." Personal variation of the "Takes forty two muscles to frown; only four muscles to..." quote If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile. If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (cough-toaster-cough!) copy and paste this to your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara-Sempai) If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (it says enter with permission only... I wonder why...) If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!! If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it... If you ran around bleating and mooing in peoples ears, got shouted at, and still carried on, copy and paste this in your profile. I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile. Smut is just better with boys. Nuff said. ~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~ 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. Oh my KiRA this is hilarious: courtesy of Darkalbino's page. XD WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?" "Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson "That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg "To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare "I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry "Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin "And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses "To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss "In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa "Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld "The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon "This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein "I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides. No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again. It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. copy and paste this if in your spare time you throw peanut butter at pigeons(you don't really have to but if you think about it, its must be hilarious) copy and paste this if every time you see a bird you scream" Hey birdy birdy, hey Mr. birdie hey hey!Mr. birdie Songs that are popular are some of the most stupid. Most things we laugh at in life are stupid/retarded. Why is it called Fanta Zero if it's not free, and there is something in it? Coke Plus what? "When in danger or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout" "If yaoi was a deadly virus, half of the world would be dead." -Random person from Deviantart Misa:Why are you such a pervert?! Stop these sick hobbies of yours! L: You may call me whatever you wish. But I am taking your cake. Holy goggles of Jeevas Christ!! Oh sweet Mail Jeevas and all that is Keehl!! Misa: I couldn't stand living in a world without Light! L: Yes it would be dark. If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn't have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile Destiny's a bitch, Fate's a bastard, and they're a real pain in the ass when they work together." Fighting over the internet is like winning at the Special Olympics. Yeah, you can win...but you're still retarded" - Unknown "Why don't you go play "hide and go fuck yourself"? - Unknown "What do you think is worth more years in prison? Premeditated murder or spur of the moment? Premeditated. Good, I won't plan it out then!" If your sibling(s) act as if you are and call you Gaara or Itachi copy and paste this in your profile 98 of DA's Anime Fanbase are yaoi Fangirls. if you don't give two shits about the statistics and just want to see two guys fuck madly, paste to your sig. 95 of all teens would cry if they saw miley cyrus on top of the empire state building about to jump. copy and paste if your the 5 percent saying JUMP ALREADY BITCH!! If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM(insert bishie here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.If this is true for you, copy this onto your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile. If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile. ( yeah it's fun!! ) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you complain that your feet r cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into ur profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. Judge me sometimes things just have to get worse before they get better...but no matter what there's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's not a train...xD All of the following quotes are by Sir Winston Churchill. "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." "Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened." "One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half." "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm." "Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught." "There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true." "To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day." "We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give." "When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home." "Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen." "I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." "One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war should be called. I said at once 'The Unnecessary War'." "We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it." "There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result." REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now When you say I love you to a Friend they stare at you and then look around the room to make sure nobody heard you. When you say I love you to a Best Friend they responde "Love you too!" no matter how many people are around. When your favorite song comes on the radio and you start singing it as loud as you can a Friend looks at you like your an idiot. When your favorite song comes on the radio and you start singing it as loud as you can a Best Friend joins in with you even if they don't know the lyrics. Whoever didn't kill me, better run pretty fucking fast!! Note to self. Never try to run away from a shinobi. They will think of you as target practice. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! · Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half? · Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise? · Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”? · Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”? · Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly? · When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”? · Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? · Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass? · If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit? · What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license? · How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes? · How do you throw away a garbage can? · Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase? · When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”? · How can something be both “new” and “improved”? · Why do we shut up, but quiet down? · How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place? If you are one of the few Harry Potter fans who have NOT switched to Twilight nor will you ever, copy and paste this in your profile. God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man destroys God, Man creates dinosaurs, Dinosaurs eats Man, and Woman inherits the Earth Sakura: Sasuke, why are you so hot? Sasuke: My emo status requires me to respond by saying, why are you a whore? ~Plotless series: s1 ep5 (YouTube Video) Sparkling Vamps out...Traditional Vampires FTW! If you laughed when you found out that Yagami backwards was 'Im a gay' copy and paste this into your signature. Masochist: "Please! Please, I beg you! Hurt me!" M.S.I. or death. The choice is yours. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. 10 percent of the population read for pleasure. If you are one of the 10 percent that do, copy this to your profile. Its all fun and games until some one loses an eye...then the game is FIND THE EYE Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then its just funny They say that time is the greatest teacher, but unfortunately... it kills all it's students. If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. If you take the word 'Therapist' and capitalize the 'R', you get 'The Rapist'. Does anyone else find that slightly worrying, yet intriging? The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile If you think that Sakura (from Naruto) sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' or 'Cockatoo', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. Truth is always stranger then fiction. death is but a door...it swings both ways. I like the insanity but stop the stupidity! Those that say nothings impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. order is for the stupid true geniuses live in chaos. death is for those with nothing better to do. in the end the world as we know it dosen't exist. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force! Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!" Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy. If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win. Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids. They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass! 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't. A day without sunshine, is like, night. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious! I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it I’m only half evil btw!! Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. So many people...so few comets. Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable. At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is. Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words. Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. I don't get even, I get odder. If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws. If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies. Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people. If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down. Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful. If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit. People will believe anything if you whisper it 24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence? If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn'? Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car. Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies XD "The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper." If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. XD Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected. I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish? "you cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh Even Harder." "I'm trying to see things from your point of you but I can't stick my head that far up my ass" "It's all fun games until someone gets hurt...Then it's hilarious." "Love Me. Or. Hate Me. Either Way. It's Still An Obsession." "It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces." I'm the type of girl who start laughing in dead silence over something that happend, yesterday. Micheal Jackson Makes Orochimaru Look Hot!" "I can only be me and no one else." "Bitch you took my cookies!" No I didn't." "Yes you did. I can smell them inside you. All things are born from darkness "Your world, and your existence are both equal in worth. Absolutely worthless, like the depraved society we've been forced into since birth. I welcome your pathetic little apocalypse." I reject your world of death, destruction, and decay. If I was forced to choose between a fantasy world within my mind, or reality, I would choose a fantasy world." "Try not to die to quickly, otherwise this won't be any fun at all." "A monster? No...I am a DEVIL!" - Broly "352 bones in the human body...I wonder how many I'll have to break before you scream." - Unknown "Leave me alone. Keep bothering me and I will personally rip out one of your ribs and shove it down your throat." - Me "You were never alone. The Darkness always surrounded you. When you lost purpose, I gave you one. You are nothing but a puppet and so...I will pull your strings, until eternity's end. You will never escape me, because I am the one leading your escape. I am the one pushing you down the path you walk. And I am the one that will cut your strings, and laugh as you fall to the ground, a bitter, useless, worthless, broken puppet." If you have ever ran into the house or even a tree with your bike, post this on your profile. If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door, post this on your profile. PUT THE CHILD DOWN!! - my mate Taime to some random parent. #I've go a lovely bunch of penises, big 1s, small 1s, some as long as ya head!!# - me and Mind-freak to scare away the tutor! XD If you think stupid people would be smarter if they sat like L, copy and Paste this into your Sig/Profile/whatever "I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection."--Brian, Family Guy 've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy."--The Joker. Batman, the movie. "I make art, until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully-functioning, homicidal artist."--The Joker. Batman, the movie. "Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true under that fiend, Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge. Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!"--The Joker. Batman, the movie. Ignore the homophobes--they're gay. Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways. ~William Shakespeare You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ~Dean Martin The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. ~Kenneth Williams Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. ~George Carlin I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life. Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do. (bumper sticker) This delinquent is having sex with your honor student. Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Much love to the Yaoi rebellion! We shall soon control the world! | |||||||
1. The Joker Doll reviews‘You may call me Joker, and I m a agent of chaos.’ Joker smiled, as the glare intensified. ‘Why so serious?’ he grinned as he pulled out a switch-blade and leaned closer to Sasuke. ‘Why. So. Serious?’ Joker asked again, putting it to the ravenCrossover - Naruto & Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-09 - Naruto U. & Joker2. Hell on Earththey both look fresh out of high-school. Both clad in t-shirts and jeans and a school-bag each, they walk into a place called “Los Angeles Mental Hospital”. They both inwardly grimace. songfic!Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Published: 11-12-09 - BB3. St WammysWhen Raito Yagami was enrolled in Wammy house, this was NOT what he expected…a roasted, shaved ferret on a stake! hints of yaoi.Crossover - Death Note & St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Published: 10-23-09 - Light Y.4. Kan't Katch Kyuto Kitsune »‘You got it, from my name, didn t ya. Kyuto is Kyuubi and Naruto mixed into 1, kitsune from my name too, which is “Kyuubi no kitsune” so…you little human tea-leaf! Can t you go without stealing my name!’ he said, playfully swiping at the 16-year-old. YA!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,468 - Published: 10-23-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.5. Sister of Mello » reviews‘Who are you?’ L asked monotonously. ‘Hi, I m Kitana, Mello s little sister, and the 4th.’ I said with a polite smile. yeah, this is a What-if story! there will be violence and swearing! \Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-09 - Mello6. the LB chronicles the beginning of the start! » reviewshey L, they say that if you put paper-clips into a microwave, they fizzle…what happens if a light bulb is in there too?’ B asked him. L shrugs. ‘I dunno. Wanna try?’ he asked him. this is based on true events! XDDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 1-6-09 - L & BB7. lolz drugs! » reviewswhat the hell is Light Matt planning? If it involves me I m outta here' Misa said airily. 'Light' 'Yeah Matt' 'Pass me the speed.' 'Kay.'Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 1-6-09 - L & Light Y.8. fused 4 life! »I pulled myself upwards to see a fat bloke with a podgy face with black glasses, a bushy brown moustache and a pink cornetto-cone shaped nose. Who the fuck did he look like! W.t.f!Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,625 - Published: 4-6-09 - Goten & Shadow9. fun with the MT 100 »I laughed as crimson rained on me...I Naruto Uzumaki, a.k.a Kyuuto Kitsune is a murderer! and I love it!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,889 - Published: 4-6-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.10. ravepunzel reviewsjust a little parody that got stuck in me head when i woz in class... i dont own naruto, i only own raven the plot! 'Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-08
