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name:yumi fuchga!

attitude:mean,pissed off easily,i don't give a fuck,and evil!kukukukukukuku!

things i like:sasori,deidara,zetsu,yoai,south park,vampires,and bunnies!kukukukuku!

things i hate:turtles,people,dumbasses,karen,teachers,school,asses and um well...micheal jackson(did i spell that right?)oh and homophobes!dundunduuun!

pairings i love:sasoriXdeidara sasoriXsakura sasoriXitachi well um sasoriXakatsuki!

pairings i like:inoXdeidara(its ok i guess...)peinXkonan(nothing againest it its just im not a big fan)lXlight(it scares me sometimes...)

fav animes:naruto,zombie loan,zatch bell,tokyo mew mew,death note,bleach,abloslute boyfriend,crimson grave and ION

ouch!this is the most random profile i've every seen paste this to your profile if your profie is random than add your name to the list:sasorinosempai deidarawillbangout poorlittlesasori SASORIDEIDARA

i need help.if you can help me please message saying you can!

age:22

now for my rant:ahem...skip ahead if you can't handle theese types of things.sakura is a fucking asshloe she is a slut!she is such a bitch!screw that asshole she is a fucking heathan that will burn in fucking hell!she is a ass such a piece of shit will surely turn into a hoeslut ass bitch and fuck her assy bitch mother fucker!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmaun mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

Akatsuki is awesome. ALL of them are smexy. If you agree copy and paste this on to your profile.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various

experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was

a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe

from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway

down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking

for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was

walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,

she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling

overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help

this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police

asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man

she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man

one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she

wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you

know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...

Yes there is many people in the world. But god walks beside you always.

~Naruto Birthdays~

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino & sasori
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

Oh and deidara’s birthday is november 21!

This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.

ALL MY STORIES HAVE BEEN DISCOINTUNIED!!