Well truthfully I'm a princess from a far off distant land but I had to flee when my stupid brother made an even stupider deal with the neighbouring kingdom - you like totally do not promise them land you don't have to give!

OK now that I've exhausted my lie quota for the day, I'm Australian. Spelling and all those other annoying bits of grammar that make up the English language will reflect this.

Have a nice day :D

I'd like to thank everyone who has even reviewed any of my work. I don't express my thanks in authors notes in the actual fics so I'll do it this way. Thanks!

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1. If I Only Had a Brain » reviews

2004 Movie Based. The hand that holds the candle...I may have accidentally hit her over the head with my candelabra. Hard, really hard, it’s not like it was my fault.

Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-2-06 - Published: 10-8-05

2. Xena: Warrior Bridesmaid » reviews

Four Weddings and a Funeral Xena style - without the funeral or that many weddings

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-11-05 - Published: 8-17-03

3. Take Me Instead reviews

Raoul attempts a not-so-heroic rescue, Christine demonstrates a disturbing new hobby, and the Phantom feels suddenly sane. (Based on the 2004 movie) Co-authored with Tango1.

Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-16-05 - Published: 3-16-05

4. Strangely Intimate reviews

What if Xena had managed to get out of the Underworld in 'Intimate Stranger' a little sooner?

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-12-05 - Published: 1-12-05

5. Coffee? reviews

Sometimes you want to go where everyone knows your name, or where they at least serve half decent chocolate cake.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-5-05 - Published: 1-5-05

6. It's Raining Men reviews

A story co-written by Tali and Carly. Bad weather can bring many things, including flat tyres and your very own stalker.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-13-04 - Published: 1-13-04

7. Predictable reviews

One minute you're falling into the ocean and hitting your head and the next thing you know tiny fairies are having a party in your head - and making one hell of a noise. Not as weird as it sounds.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-23-03 - Published: 10-23-03

8. They All Lived Happily Ever After Didn't They? » reviews

With a white brumby on the loose at Drover's Run the fate of the Mcleod's daughters is questioned.

McLeods Daughters - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-19-03 - Published: 10-8-03

9. The Crucible an Interview with John Proctor reviews

A short piece written for school after the study of The Crucible

Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-15-03 - Published: 8-15-03

10. Loss reviews

A tale of loss...Yeah well that was pathetic I know.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-30-03 - Published: 6-30-03

11. Emotional Luggage Check In Point reviews

The Olympus family in therapy. X/A

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-23-03 - Published: 5-23-03

12. Nutbread, Henbane, Annoying Blondes, Oh My! reviews

It resembles a fairytale gone wrong. If you dislike X/A, I'd say stay away.

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-6-02 - Published: 11-6-02

13. Travel For A While reviews

A slightly different path after Coming Home, Xena's POV

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-6-02 - Published: 11-6-02

14. Does That Come With Power Steering? reviews

A rather strange modern day Xena tale involving the Olympus family

Xena: Warrior Princess - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-6-02 - Published: 11-6-02