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Author has written 23 stories for Edgar Allan Poe, Secret Garden, Pong, Alice in Wonderland, Drake & Josh, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Misc. Books, Hey Arnold, Bridge to Terabithia, Lost, and Powerpuff Girls. I updated my profile! Yay! I'm not gonna write as much because I don't wanna bore you to death. Name: The Russian Lunch Lady Zodiac Sign: (As if it matters) Aries Favourite colour: Purple Favourite movie: Back to the Future Favourite TV show: Seinfeld Favourite book: A Clockwork Orange Favourite band: Blur Favourite singer: Elton John Favourite food: Cauliflower Favourite song: "I'll Be There For You" (The Friends Theme) by The Rembrandts; "Drops of Jupiter" by Train Favourite writer: Edgar Allan Poe Favourite quote: "I like things to repulse people, to upset and move them. I don't want to give people an identity, I want to give them a crisis." - Damon. Fun Facts: None of your biz. Hobbies: Writing, reading, theater, swimming, singing, and making Youtube videos (even if they're not that good). Favourite types of writing: Well, I write a ton of drama, although I prefer reading comedic things. I love putting a ton of detail in whatever I write so people can put a picture in their minds. That just makes the story even better. Favourite couples: Craig/Eric (Drake and Josh), Velma/Shaggy (Scooby Doo), Dickon/Colin (Secret Garden), Archie/Obie (The Chocolate War), Helga/Phoebe (Hey Arnold!) By the way: I'm so sorry to anyone who has been following 5 Stages of Grief. I have the next chapters. I will publish them. I promise. Just to warn you all Disney Channel lovers: I utterly despise the crap known as High School Musical. And Hannah Montana. And Suite Life. Utterly. Despise. You have been warned. | |||||||||||
1. Craig and Eric vs some stupid cheap Atari game reviewsA video game banter with our two favourite nerds. Written in the style of the show.Drake & Josh - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-24-08 - Complete2. The Telltale phone call reviewsDrake gets desperate to have Eric do a favor for him. Short little banter. Written in the style of the show.Drake & Josh - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-08 - Complete3. 5 Stages of Grief » reviewsWhat if Drake had died in the Dune Buggy episode? AU fic. Josh’s coping and experience through the 5 stages. Not what you expect.Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 3-4-084. And then My Body Began to melt With the Ground reviewsA terrible dream of the Professor’s death leads Bubbles into madness.Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-08 - Bubbles & Professor Utonium - Complete5. One Too Many Fizzy Lifting Drinks reviewsWilder Wonka fiction. Willy Wonka thinks he’s a chihuahua; Charlie dresses in drag, and the Oompa Loompas lead the final Crusade. This should be interesting.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete6. Friends reviewsWilder Wonka fanfiction. Who were Willy Wonka and Arthur Slugworth? How did they go from friends to enemies? Switches POV.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-087. A Reason reviewsThe Chocolate War by Robert Cormier. They called you a bastard, for a reason, Archie. They called you a bastard because it’s true.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete8. Mine, Myself reviewsNo man is an island”. Yeah, right.” Desmond hated feeling worthless, useless, inadequate. It was his fault that Charlie died.Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-11-08 - Desmond - Complete9. Hallways reviewsEric hates hallways. They used to be a place to talk to friends. Now they’re zoos, and he is the screaming gorilla. Craig/Eric. Eric’s POV.Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-08 - Complete10. Hello? reviewsJesse feels lost after the loss of Leslie. Jesse runs into Terabithia and dumps all of the paint. This is what he’s thinking. Basically depressed Jesse. ONESHOT.Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-08 - Complete11. El Vals reviews¡Helga tiene que bailar con Arnold en el juego de la escuela... y ella no es ninguna demasiado feliz sobre él! Ella está en la negación, también. Helga/Arnold, porciones de pelusa. :Hey Arnold - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-5-08 - Helga & Arnold - Complete12. Suicide reviewsIt was the perfect word. Suicide. So perfectly long, it rolls off the tongue, it explains his entire life. Suicide. That was his poem. Craig/Eric. Craig's POVDrake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete13. Used reviewsShe used me. I was worth nothing in her eyes.” Phoebe and Helga feel used… by everybody. Series of haikus. Slight Helga/Phoebe. 'Cuz I can.Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-3-08 - Helga & Phoebe - Complete14. And I feel Fine reviewsSequel to "I Think my Best Friend Loves Me". Eric was the only one who ever treated him with respect. His own family gave him less of it. And that's why he loves him. Craig/Eric. Craig's POV. REVIEW!Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete15. Same and Sane reviewsMad Hatter/ March Hare. SLASH. The Mad Hatter hated the word same. It had dawned on him that his entire life was like that. That’s when he did something utterly insane. Takes elements from the movie and the book.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete16. The Waltz reviewsHelga has to dance with Arnold in the school play… and she’s none too happy about it! She’s in denial, too. Helga/Arnold, lots of fluff. :Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-2-08 - Helga & Arnold17. ShadowsThe Chocolate War. Goober’s thoughts on Jerry’s final words. Oneshot.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete18. Willy Wonka's Story AND Veruca's AND Mike's reviewsWhy is Willy Wonka a pervert? Why does Veruca get all she wants? Why does Mike love TV so much? Answers through perverted oneshots. Worst fic ever. Please don't flame. :DCharlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete19. I Think my Best Friend Loves Me reviewsEric always knew Craig was a little weird. But he never thought he was THIS weird. Eric’s POV. Craig/Eric. 'Cause I can.Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete20. Nothing but a Pack of Cards reviewsMary Anne wants to remember the stories. Alice wasn’t mad. She doesn’t want the stories to die with her. Because she knows if the stories die, she herself would have no reason of living either.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-1-0821. Game of Pong reviewsOde to Pong. 'Cuz I can.Pong - Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-08 - Complete22. Goosebumps reviewsThat touch was haunting him. That light tap that tortured him. Colin/Dickon EDITEDSecret Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-08 - Complete23. The Rollercoaster reviewsOriginally it was an English project. Now, it is my, *drumroll* FIRST FANFIC! My first time on a rollercoaster. Spoof of "The Raven"Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-08 - Complete
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