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| Little Tanuki |
Author has written 18 stories for StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Greek Mythology, and StarTrek: The Next Generation. Welcome to the Tanuki's den. (A bit of trivia: A tanuki is not a raccoon. It is closer to dogs and foxes than raccoons.) Note: I hope to get as much done as possible, but it might take me a while to get chapters in as I am back at uni. Favourite characters: Doctor Julian Bashir from Deep Space Nine, because he's tenacious as hell, and fiercely nice, which I know sounds like an oxymoron but it isn't really. Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, because he's a rogue, and because he sailed into Port Royal on a sinking ship. Cassandra from the Trojan cycle. (Greek Mythology), mostly because of how her story is the most interesting, to me anyway. Best Movie & TV lines: "I am a nice shark. Not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image. I must first change myself. Fish are friends. Not food." (Finding Nemo) "That's all very well for you to say. You're not some evil enchanted tree." (Shrek the Third) "It wasn't me. It was my inner monkey." (My Hero) "I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." (Lt.Commander Data - TNG) "Hello. My name is Inigo Mantoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Princess Bride) "Tobanee buta wa tada no buta da." translation: A pig who doesn't fly is just an ordinary pig. (Porco Rosso) "There. So Flopsy is dead, and never called me Mother." (Monty Python's Flying Circus) "In my experience the truth is just an excuse for lack of imagination." (Garak - DS9) "I've been given some ecstasy by accident." (Rev) "Well you do have one problem. If all you can hallucinate about are Quark's maintainance problems, you have a sadly deficient fantasy life." (Dr. Bashir - DS9) "The god damn pen is blue!" (Liar, Liar) "In my country when a man gets down on one knee it's because he wants to get married or because he's getting shot. Usually it's both." (New Year's Eve) "The law does not concern itself with morality." (Sir Abraham Haphazard - Barchester Chronicles) "Politicians are drawn to cameras like flies are drawn to politicians." (Boston Legal) "Mine like goulash and itch scritch scratch." (Jim Henson's The Storyteller) "Let me just correct you on a few things. Aristotle was not Belgian. The central tenet of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself', and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up." (A Fish Called Wanda) "That's my name. Don't wear it out, Maximillion, or I'll make you buy me a new one." (Batman Returns) "Enough with the beaming. This time, I'll walk." (Spaceballs) "Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!" (Galaxy Quest) "We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese if you don't please." (Lady and the Tramp) "Her name isn't Sticks. She's Elora Denam, future empress of Tiras Lee, and the last thing she's going to want is a hairy chest!" (Willow) "How dare the gods work against me. I don't remember giving them permission." (Going Postal) "I'm sorry, Wendy. I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." (South Park Movie) "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." (Monty Python's Holy Grail) "When we make mistakes, you call it evil. When God makes mistakes, you call it nature." (The Witches of Eastwick) "My penis has Alzheimer's." (Denny Crane, Boston Legal) "You're living in a fantasy. There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England." (Megamind) Here is the order of my JB Alternate Universe series. Firewall You can find me in elsewhere places at www.fictionpress.com/u/616200/Jade_of_Ilium http://tanuki-42.deviantart.com/ P.S. Do me a nice review, and I'll stop chewing your slippers for long enough to read it. (Truth is they don't taste very good anyways.) | |||||||
1. Seven Years in Seven Voices » reviewsA challenge in writing Point Of View. Seven very short pieces with no particular narrative. Each represents a year on the station.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-13-132. Unnatural Causes » reviews"Firewall" AU: A new epidemic has struck one of the Federation's colonies, and a small team of researchers is sent to investigate.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,030 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-28-12 - Published: 4-29-12 - J. Bashir3. Jocasta's Child » reviewsShe was Queen of Thebes, regal and magnificent, mother and wife to Oedipus the King. But on her final hour, she cannot help but wonder. Was her life ever really her own? Retelling of Oedipus myth.Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,635 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-20-11 - Published: 10-28-084. Helix » reviewsFirewall AU: Sequel / follow up to "Thicker than Water". Time is running out, and Bashir is left with one last option. To save himself, he must come full circle to the place where his adventure began.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,553 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-22-11 - Published: 1-13-10 - J. Bashir - Complete5. Night on the Amanogawa reviewsOne-shot: Molly's grandmother teaches her the story of Tanabata.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-7-11 - Complete6. Thicker Than Water » reviews"Firewall" AU: Some time after the outbreak of war, Julian Bashir is back on Earth, but finds trouble even there.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 102,999 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 12-16-09 - Published: 12-12-08 - J. Bashir - Complete7. The Empath reviewsFar away from home, Troi receives some disturbing news.StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-3-09 - D. Troi - Complete8. Obsessions » reviewsA strange experiment leads Bashir and O'Brien in a stolen ship across the galaxy.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 68,393 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 10-14-09 - Published: 3-2-08 - J. Bashir & M. O'Brien - Complete9. Yuletide Conversation and Replimat Lunches reviewsSome traditions are difficult to understand, and even more difficult to explain. But that doesn't stop a man from trying. one-shot Garak & Bashir.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-21-08 - J. Bashir & E. Garak - Complete10. While Stones Tumble, Let Us Play » reviewsTen drabbles. Fifteen years after DS9 "The Quickening", Ekoria's son remembers.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-1-08 - Published: 11-20-08 - Complete11. Remember the Butterfly » reviewsSequel to "Butterfly Dreaming". 2376, Deep Space Nine. Julian and Amy are reunited. But she is not the only old acquaintance to emerge from his past.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,136 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-25-08 - Published: 9-10-08 - J. Bashir - Complete12. Marry Me, Molly » reviewsFor the big kid in all of us. Something a little more light-hearted this time. Jackie Peterson wants to marry Molly O'BrienStarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-20-08 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete13. Dust of Life » reviews"Firewall" AU: The Dominion War is imminent. Tensions rise on Bajor. And Julian Bashir arrives at one of the homes for Cardassian orphans. T for Adult Themes.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,153 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 6-13-08 - J. Bashir - Complete14. Firewall » reviewsAlternate Timeline. Set just after 5th season "Doctor Bashir I Presume" What if Dr. Bashir had not been allowed to remain in Starfleet? T for Adult themes.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 4-2-08 - J. Bashir - Complete15. Shaft reviewsTrapped underground in an abandoned cave, will Julian and Ezri be rescued in time? SFI short story contest, 2nd place, 2010.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-20-08 - J. Bashir & Ezri D. - Complete16. Sarina reviewsA tale of separation, and possibly a new beginning. The time when young Sarina is first taken from her family.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete17. The End of the Road » reviewsCenturies after their cult has become extinct, Artemis and Apollo are boarders at a North Queensland pub.Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 3-30-08 - Apollo & Artemis - Complete18. Butterfly Dreaming » reviewsAt the age of seven, Jules Bashir makes a new friend, but she has a secret too.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,725 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-24-08 - Published: 3-7-08 - J. Bashir - Complete
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