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Author has written 14 stories for StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Greek Mythology, and StarTrek: The Next Generation. Welcome to the Tanuki's den. (A bit of trivia: A tanuki is not a raccoon. It is closer to dogs and foxes than raccoons.) Favourite characters: Doctor Julian Bashir from Deep Space Nine, because he's tenacious as hell, and fiercely nice, which I know sounds like an oxymoron but it isn't really. Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, because he's a rogue, and because he sailed into Port Royal on a sinking ship. Cassandra from the Trojan cycle. (Greek Mythology), mostly because of how her story is the most interesting, to me anyway. Best Movie & TV lines: "I am a nice shark. Not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image. I must first change myself. Fish are friends. Not food." (Finding Nemo) "That's all very well for you to say. You're not some evil enchanted tree." (Shrek the Third) "It wasn't me. It was my inner monkey." (My Hero) "Hello. My name is Inigo Mantoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Princess Bride) "Tobanee buta wa tada no buta da." translation: A pig who doesn't fly is just an ordinary pig. (Porco Rosso) "There. Now Flopsy is dead, and never called me Mother." (Monty Python's Flying Circus) "In my experience the truth is just an excuse for lack of imagination." (Garak - DS9) "Well you do have one problem. If all you can hallucinate about are Quark's maintainance problems, you have a sadly deficient fantasy life." (Dr. Bashir - DS9) "The god damn pen is blue!" (Liar, Liar) "The law does not concern itself with morality." (Sir Abraham Haphazard - Barchester Chronicles) "Let me just correct you on a few things. Aristotle was not Belgian. The central tenet of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself', and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up." (A Fish Called Wanda) "That's my name. Don't wear it out, Maximillion, or I'll make you buy me a new one." (Batman Returns) "Enough with the beaming. This time, I'll walk." (Spaceballs) "Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!" (Galaxy Quest) "Her name isn't Sticks. She's Elora Denam, future empress of Tiras Lee, and the last thing she's going to want is a hairy chest!" (Willow) "I'm sorry, Wendy. I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." (South Park Movie) "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." (Monty Python's Holy Grail) You can find me in elsewhere places at www.fictionpress.com/u/616200/Jade_of_Ilium http://tanuki-42.deviantart.com/ P.S. Do me a nice review, and I'll stop chewing your slippers for long enough to read it. (Truth is they don't taste very good anyways.) | |||||||
1. Thicker Than Water » reviews“Firewall” AU: Some time after the outbreak of war, Julian Bashir is back on Earth, but finds trouble even there.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 101,484 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 12-12-08 - Bashir, J.2. Jocasta's Child » reviewsShe was Queen of Thebes, regal and magnificent, mother and wife to Oedipus the King. But on her final hour, she cannot help but wonder. Was her life ever really her own? Retelling of Oedipus myth.Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 10-28-083. The Empath reviewsFar away from home, Troi receives some disturbing news.StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-3-09 - Troi, D. - Complete4. Obsessions » reviewsA strange experiment leads Bashir and O'Brien in a stolen ship across the galaxy.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 70,965 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 10-14-09 - Published: 3-2-08 - Bashir, J. & O'Brien, M. - Complete5. Yuletide Conversation and Replimat Lunches reviewsSome traditions are difficult to understand, and even more difficult to explain. But that doesn’t stop a man from trying. one-shot Garak & Bashir.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-21-08 - Bashir, J. & Garak, E. - Complete6. While Stones Tumble, Let Us Play » reviewsTen drabbles. Fifteen years after DS9 "The Quickening", Ekoria's son remembers.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-1-08 - Published: 11-20-08 - Complete7. Remember the Butterfly » reviewsSequel to “Butterfly Dreaming”. 2376, Deep Space Nine. Julian and Amy are reunited. But she is not the only old acquaintance to emerge from his past.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,960 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-25-08 - Published: 9-10-08 - Bashir, J. - Complete8. Marry Me, Molly » reviewsFor the big kid in all of us. Something a little more light-hearted this time. Jackie Peterson wants to marry Molly O'BrienStarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,675 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-20-08 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete9. Dust of Life » reviews“Firewall” AU: The Dominion War is imminent. Tensions rise on Bajor. And Julian Bashir arrives at one of the homes for Cardassian orphans. T for Adult Themes.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,329 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 6-13-08 - Bashir, J. - Complete10. Firewall » reviewsAlternate Timeline. Set just after 5th season "Doctor Bashir I Presume" What if Dr. Bashir had not been allowed to remain in Starfleet? T for Adult themes.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 4-2-08 - Bashir, J. - Complete11. Shaft reviewsTrapped underground in an abandoned cave, will Julian and Ezri be rescued in time? one-shot.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-08 - Bashir, J. & Ezri D. - Complete12. Sarina reviewsA tale of separation, and possibly a new beginning. The time when young Sarina is first taken from her family.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete13. The End of the Road » reviewsCenturies after their cult has become extinct, Artemis and Apollo are boarders at a North Queensland pub.Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 3-30-08 - Apollo & Artemis - Complete14. Butterfly Dreaming » reviewsAt the age of seven, Jules Bashir makes a new friend, but she has a secret too.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,684 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-24-08 - Published: 3-7-08 - Bashir, J. - Complete
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