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since: 02-26-08, id: 1510258, Profile Updated: 11-06-11
country: UK
Author has written 12 stories for Sweeney Todd, Sky High, Corpse Bride, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Primeval, and Batman.

(The Artiste Formerly Known As Ravencaller)

I'm pretty much your typical sarcastic, tea-loving, crumpet-eating Brit. I'd marry the hell out of Edmond Dantes if he wasn't fictional and dead. He's one of a long legacy of strange fictional loves, dating back to when I was eight and was hugely in love with Loki. Yes, I had a crush on an evil Viking god. Figure that one out...

I love bread, but it doesn't love me... shame about that.

I'm not entirely made up.

I babble on about stuff that interests me on Twitter and Blogspot, if you're interested. Hit me up!

I have one final thing to say...

You just lost the game!


1. Falling reviews
Now Harvey is rotting in an insane asylum and Bruce is flitting above the rooftops saving the city that can't be saved.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-2-11 - Bruce W./Batman & Two-Face - Complete
2. The Blood of Those Immoralised reviews
The ghosts of everyone he killed come back to Sweeney as he lies dying - and they have something to say concerning his actions in London. They saw everything he did as he wished the world away.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-7-09 - Sweeney T. & Eleanor L. - Complete
3. The Tale of Sweeney Todd reviews
A poem that can only be described as telling the tale of Sweeney Todd. Written as if someone is speaking to him.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-27-09 - Sweeney T. - Complete
4. Things the Primeval Team Must Remember reviews
Tired of the lack of discipline at the ARC, Lester writes a list of rules and notes for his team. Yes, it's another of those list things. Rated for minor references.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-8-09 - J. Lester & Connor T. - Complete
5. Melodies With No Sound reviews
A piano played in the middle of the night has to be played by someone, but it wasn't. It was because Sweeney hears the music that no one else can hear.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-5-09 - Sweeney T. - Complete
6. Always the Bridesmaid » reviews
Always the bridesmaid, and never the bride...
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 3-23-09 - Complete
7. Wasted Education reviews
Hero. Sidekick. There was a world of difference between those two words, two stupid silly labels that branded you for the rest of your life.
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-2-09 - Layla W. - Complete
8. Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge » reviews
All the miserable people in this city... They can do nothing but watch and lie.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,385 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 4-22-09 - Published: 11-18-08 - Complete
9. What the Dust Hides reviews
"Sometimes you find beauty is hidden, and you have to look much closer than you normally would to see it." Sadly, Violet's mother's words did not apply to count Olaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-8-09 - Violet B. - Complete
10. No Regrets reviews
Spend all your time in the flowers, and turn into an iceberg.
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-09 - Warren P. & Layla W. - Complete
11. The Ghost of Her reviews
You're in love with a ghost, the ghost of her...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-18-08 - Complete
12. Ask Me No Questions reviews
Eleanor Lovett knows exactly how to deal with customers how get too curious. It isn't pleasant, but it has to be done.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-12-08 - Complete