Me? I'm trapped at the end of the world - OK, southwest England, they're interchangeable as far as I'm concerned. I have an obsessive relationship with Sweeney Todd, enjoy writing poetry and draw pictures of my nightmares. I also like to shriek Shakespeare quotes at people. I'm chronically lazy, unfortunately, but at least I'm upfront about it ;) I like to wear slightly mad clothes, which certain people coughDaniellethismeansyoucough get annoyed about. It's a crying shame. I'm a fairly morbid person, and I always have been. My parents kept a lot of my old stories I wrote at primary school and all of them involve the characters ending up dead or otherwise inconvenienced. Yes, I like long words.

Before I go any further, I want to express my annoyance at people who favourite my stories and don't leave a review. If you like it that much, why not leave a review as well? It only takes a few seconds and it makes me happy. You don't have to be detailed - I'll love you if you say "I like it" and I'll love you if you say "I like it" followed by 5 paragraphs on why you liked it. It just pisses me off when people don't review.

I have a friend on here (Danielle), her penname is Industrial Lace and Magic. May I add that the name was my idea, it is my original idea when I misread something in the credits of a film. Now go spam her account with stupid messages like good muffins.

Those Certain Pairings of Which I Enjoy to Read

Sweeney Todd: Sweeney/Lovett, Anthony/Johanna, Ben/Lucy, Sweeney/Anthony, UNREQUITED Sweeney/Lucy (coz I like to see him miserable!)... I'll read most Sweeney Todd pairings to be honest, but I don't think much of Ben/Nellie or Toby/Lovett (ewww...).

Sky High: Warren/Layla, Zach/Magenta, Warren/Will, SOME Will/Layla, Zach/Ethan (if there ARE any fics with this pairing).

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Violet/Quigley, Klaus/Isadora, Olaf/Violet, Violet/Duncan, Klaus/Isadora, Lemony/Beatrice, Kit/Dewey.

Primeval: Connor/Abby, Cutter/Claudia, Cutter/Jenny.

Corpse Bride: Victor/Emily... er, that's it.

Harry Potter: Hermione/Viktor, Harry/Draco, Bellatrix/Voldemort, Dumbledore/Grindelwald, Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Harry/Ron, Draco/Pansy, Harry/Luna.

St. Trinian's: Kelly/Annabelle, Flash/Kelly.

Edge Chronicles: Quint/Maris, Xanth/Rook, Twig/Maugin, Xanth/Magda.

The Quote Machine

"I like to tell small children the rain is God's tears because they are sinners." ~Emilie Autumn

"Why have romance when you can have sex?" ~Danielle

"We should make it into a porn musical!" ~Chloe on turning Danielle's book into a film

"I'm afraid the currency is the currency of the realm." ~Beckett in Pirates of the Caribbean

"I like biscuits." ~Ben

"Yes, goats do climb trees." ~My geography teacher

"George, who's using the family brain cell at the moment?" Blackadder in Blackadder IV

"You can shake it, right here. But nobody wants a groupie!" ~Gerard Way

"Trisexuals are people who love men, women, and sheep." ~Danielle

"You sly dog! You got me monologuing!" ~Syndrome in The Incredibles

"Je suis un hat." ~Tom (for those who don't know French, he was saying "I am a hat"...kinda...)

"Give me an hour and a script and I'LL do it." ~Steve when Tom said he didn't want to sing M.O.N.E.Y. in our concert

"Uh, are we gonna fight or is there just going to be a monster sarcasm rally?" ~Unnamed vampire in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"For a smart person you are very dumb." ~Ben B (different from biscuits Ben)

"I fancy a guy with a pillow fetish." ~Rhiannon

"It's you he wants. Offer yourself to him." ~Withnail in Withnail & I

"What sunshine? Enjoy the neon lighting." Imogen when Becki told us to 'enjoy the sunshine' (we were in a theatre at the time)

"I think we should live in a society run by dodos." ~Me

"My best friend is a mango!" ~Ben

"Cinderella is my nan!" ~ Ben again XD (he was on a fair ride at the time - you know some people scream on them? Well, Ben yells random stuff)

"Look, it's Ben's Mikey." ~Marie (Ben's Mikey is his stepdad, who is assistant headteacher or something at our school)

"You'll get one number and one number only coz I'm a lazy bastard." ~Johnny Rotten

"We could use blood for the food colouring on the icing! Wait, WHAT am I thinking?!" ~Imogen, shocked at her evil murderer sid

"I used to be a faerie but the psychotherapist took away my wings." ~Me

"Okay, team tactics: everyone beat up Steve." ~Bex

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." ~Eleanor Roosevelt (and amen to that)

"Sorry, fig. I was just giving you your exercise." ~Genna

"Figs are friends, not food." ~Tom

"I am a bisexual prostitute!" ~Samantha

"Mayonnaise is evil." ~Eli

"You drove him insane, you bitch!" ~Me to Jack during Oklahoma! rehearsals

"You have to have a dinger to dong me." ~Bibi

"I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do." ~Johnny Depp

"'What are we made of?'...Ham." ~Neil during science (he makes me smile =))

"Oh, will you stop dying for five minutes so you can be eaten?" ~Jodi to the maggots that make up her chameleon's food

"You never know how many people like you till you're dead." ~Curly in Oklahoma!

"He would so be the kind to sleep easy at sea! He walks around bleeding and singing!" ~Danielle on Anthony Hope

"Wasps are the chavs of the insect world." ~Terresa

"Bees are the gays of the insect world! They go around almost saying, 'I've got a sting but I won't use it! And I'm FLUFFY!'" ~Ben (we were having an insecty day)

"I'm the Antichrist of fashion." ~Helena Bonham Carter

"Why go to a pub when you can get drunk in your house, alone, watching Titanic... which I have not done!" ~Danielle

Me: "You know what Sweeney Todd needs...?"

Danielle: "... A calendar!"

"Come on, unfold your glass..." ~Jack and me accidentally mixing up the lyrics in "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast. Coz we're so cool X)

"Goths have more fun." ~Emilie Autumn

Byebye m'dears, have fun!

~Ravencaller