Welcome to the Kettle Lounge. Have a seat, take a load off. Peruse a story or two and leave a review. Just please don't feed the author (warning: violators will be severely malleted).
As you may have guessed, Ambulatory Kettle is a humble kettle forever cursed to wander the earth writing bad fiction. Most of Ambulatory Kettle's time is wasted writing original fiction, which may explain why he/she/it seems to be incapable of writing fanfiction that doesn't contain new characters. After many years of avoiding FF.net, Ambulatory Kettle recently decided to give fanfiction a shot, mostly as a lark. The results of that probably ill-advised venture can be found here.
Ambulatory Kettle currently resides in a cupboard in an abandoned cathedral somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere.
On Fanfiction: Ambulatory Kettle is leary of most fanfiction and thinks the majority of it sucks, but has thoroughly enjoyed and recommends Kenko's "Girl Days" and anything written by Joseph Palmer (http://www.josephpalmer.com/fanfic/fanfic.shtml).
Statement from the author:
"Anything posted here is subject to change without notice. I'm a chronic revise-aholic. Also, your shoelace is untied... Ha, made you look."
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