Ok, some basic info on me.
Name: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Or change my name to Chuck Norris. Either one works for me.
Gender: I blow crap up for a living. What do you think?
Hobbies: Sports, guitar, videogames, eating chocolate, blowing up more crap, and the occasional fanfic.
Things I can't stand: Pirates, dietary food, rap music, and drummers (they're neccessary evils).
Fanfics: Only have to out, Final Thoughts for Bioshock, and The Great Escape for Mass effect. Yes, I'm a gamer, and because of that, I'm only writing game fanfics for now.
That's all for my bio now. Please review my stories so I can see how I'm doing in the fanfic scene.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
"A world without science is a world without explosions."
"If at first you don't succeed, reload."
"Everyone surpasses every other in one thing or another, whether it be excellence, character, ethic, athleticism, success, imagination, or being a complete friggin moron."
And finally;
"Between my career and a twinkie, the twinkie wins every time."
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