Name: Rebecca, Becca, Lord Rebecca-Sama, Nyte, Cookie/Speed Racerrr, the Hexakage…just don’t call me Becky

Age: 15…I think. I may be a vampire and thus I would be much older than that, but if I told you that then I would have to kill you

Location: Hexagon Village in Iron Country. If you've never seen any of us, that's a good thing, because if you had, you wouldn't be breathing anymore.

Beta Reader: Yes…look at that profile

Homepage: My Deviantart.

Husbands…in the order I married them: Ian MacPhie (Love at Stake series), Near aka Nate River (Death Note), Envy (FullMetal Alchemist)

Other anime/manga ppl called: Momiji (Fruits Basket), Fang (Max Ride), Kyle (the Host), Flandre (Princess Ressurection), Zetsu (Naruto), Riley (Seaweed), Franken Stein (Soul Eater), Howl w/blond hair at beginning of movie (Howl’s Moving Castle), Sasori in his nonpuppet form (Naruto)

Anime/Manga ppl I share with friends: Orochimaru (Naruto), Agito (Origin-Spirits of the Past), Deidara (Naruto)

Anime/Manga ppl I get on my birthday: Shigure (Fruits Basket), Iggy (Max Ride), L (Death Note)

Fav. Pairings (no where near complete):
Normal (Guy/Girl)
-Al/Winry (FMA)
-Roy/Riza (FMA)
-Sakura/Naruto (Naruto)
-All normal pairings from Twilight
-Booth/Bones (Bones)
-Angela/Hodgins (Bones)
-Nami/Kankuro (my friend, Frankie’s Naruto story)
-Al/Luna (FMA/Harry Potter)
-Sakura/Syaoran (Tsubasa)
-Neji/Sakura (Naruto)
-Pam/Jim (The Office)
-Aelita/Jeremy (Code Lyoko)
-Shigure/Akito (Fruits Basket)
-Tohru/Kyo (Fruits Basket)
-Yumi/Ulrich (Code Lyoko)
-Naruto/Hinata (Naruto)
-Hinata/Kiba (Naruto)

Yaoi (Guy/Guy)
-Roy/Ed (FMA)
-Harry/Draco (Harry Potter)
-Naruto/Sasuke (Naruto)
-Envy/Ed (FMA)
-Matt/Mello (Death Note)
-L/Light (Death Note)
-Deidara/Sasori (Naruto)
-Kakashi/Iruka (Naruto)

Pairings I hate:
-Misa with anyone (she’s just a whiney little bitch) (Death Note)
-Al/Ed (really people? That’s just weird…They. Are. Brothers.) (FMA)
-Incest of any kind...unless its canon!
-Yuri…unless its canon (but I haven’t come across any yet)

Fav. Manga: Naruto, Fruits Basket, Red River, Death Note, Tail of the Moon, Princess Resurrection, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Soul Eater, FullMetal Alchemist, Negima!, Othello (Yaoi), Ouran High School Host Club

Fav. Anime: FullMetal Alchemist (both versions), Death Note, Hell Girl, Naruto, Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club

Fav. Movies: The Longest Yard, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Death at a Funeral, The Little Mermaid, The Powerpuff Girls Movie, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Addams Family Movie, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Vacation, and Vegas Vacation, Soapdish, RENT, Howl's Moving Castle, My Mom's New Boyfriend, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Death Note, Death Note II: The Last Name, L: Change the World

Fav. TV Shows: The Office (American version), Bewitched, South Park, Bones, Spongebob Squarepants, The Simpsons, Code Lyoko, Seinfeld, Arrested Development

Fav. Bands/Artists: My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco, Good Charlotte, blink-182, Marianas Trench, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, The Medic Droid, Skye Sweetnam, Senses Fail, Toy box, Cobra Starship

Fav. Books: Love At Stake series (Kerrelyn Sparks), The Host (Stephenie Meyer), Wicked Lovely series (Melissa Marr), Taming of The Shrew (Shakespeare), Thirteen Reasons Why (Jay Asher), The Murder of Bindy Mackenzie (Jaclyn Moriarty), Death Note: Another Note

I respect the 10 rules of anime (as said by Uncle Yo):
1) Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its title. Look at Bleach…
2) Thou shall not judge an anime based on its opening theme.
3) Thou shall not judge based on its random misuse of English (because at least they’re trying).
4) Not by said anime’s opening theme song’s random misuse of English.
5) Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its first episode. It’s call the bait-and-switch people, be aware of it.
6) Thou shall not judge based on the fan girls.
7) Thou shall not steal new anime from the Internet….unless thou intends to share with thine anime club.
8) Thou shall accept that gravity is optional. Especially when dealing with hair.
9) Thou shall not say the manga was better unless thou hath read the manga.
10) Thou shall forgive thy parent’s for calling anime “cartoons,” and thus grouping Spike Spiegal and Light Yagami with Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny and SpongeBob Squarepants.

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.):
1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally. (Brian can do this and actually sound like a real cat... him and bolly started speaking cat back and forth and it was hysterical!)
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.
26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.
36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
43. Swat at flies that don't exist.
44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

15 Things to do when you’re in Walmart!:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "We have a Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Read this
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Jokes:
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

THESPACEOFDOOM

Four guys were out golfing and one guy hit his ball out into the rough. He goes to look for it. The other three start to talk about their sons. The first guy says, "My sons' a doctor and he's doing so well that he's taking someone to Europe." The next guy said, "Well my son is a car salesman and he's doing so well, that he gave a car to someone." The third guy says, "Well my sons' a contractor and he's doing so well, that he built someone a house for free." The forth guy comes back and the others ask him what's going on with his son. He says, "Well he's gay." And the others say, "Oh, we're really sorry." The guy says, "Oh no, we're not upset. We're glad he feels comforable enough to tell us and besides, one guy gave him a free car, one guy built him a house, and another ones' taking him to Europe."

Fav. Random Shit:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
'American Idol' made it famous...the radio made it annoying!
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!
Bookstores are the only evidence that people are still thinking.
RENTHEADS ROCK!

Copy and Pastes:
IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD THE SUDDEN DESIRE TO OWN A TAZER...
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...
If you have deja vu a lot…
If you probably have a body in your closet…
If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it…
If you would kill to have wings…
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”…
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer…
If you're random and proud of it…
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...
If people think you are mentally insane...
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation…
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one…
If you have your own little world…
If you've ever talked to yourself…
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination…
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area…
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it…
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water…
If you haven't died yet…
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"…
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array...

Computer Related:
My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Press ALT + F4, it’s really fun!

Questions:
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Pick-up Lines:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

People Random:
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head. Pass it on...
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... (L!!)
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
The few people who would die laughing if the newest fashion was not breathing are brilliant
Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."
my imaginary friend doesn't like you either
i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends
Smile. It confuses people.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?

Random:
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime."
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Being normal is overrated.
Never hide the bodies in the same place, your closet gets full after a while.
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"So, you're a cannibal."
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
"When all else fails blow shit up."
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
Killing gnomes with sporks!
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Checking away messages. It's like stalking, but no one knows you are doing it. I even have people's names on my buddy list that I don't know, but I hear they have really good away messages. Some people really put their all into away messages. There are the people who document their every move: "I am taking a shower, but when I get out, I am going to pee, shave, and then iron my pants. Call me if you need me before I go to the mall at 2pm." Then there's the creative one: "I am away from my computer right now." And of course there's that one from the really cool guy: "Yo its friday night, I am drunk, and not sittin up lookin at away messages" Funny how that guy never seems to go idle.
Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
Feeding my pet old person right now...!
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I do what cheerios tell me.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? Shit. now i'm a sugar bowl
I'm bartending at an AA meeting
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
yo-yos were invented as a weapon
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!
the jacob ppl can be on jacobs side, the edward ppl can be on edwards side but i'm on team emmett!! wat does that mean exactly?? EMMETT IS SEXIER THAN THEM ALL!!

Let me explain the next part…this is my quote section on Facebook. It is now on the activates section cuz I have so many XD:
"He's huge!" -Margaret
"Quiet...he's going to catch on!" -Margaret
"Does ketchup even go on Gefilte Fish?" -Kelly
"It's been pleasure meeting you, even if you are my least favorite vegetable!" -Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle)
"May all your bacon burn!" -Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle)
"What with all of us PERVERTS creeping around at night." -Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket)
When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!!
I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.
Anime banana is happy to see you!
man.ga
mahng'guh
n. Japanese comics
synonym: CRACK
I wanna be with all my buddies in an old home causing mayhem in our wheel chairs!
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures!
Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.
Kids like us should wear WARNINGS.
Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.
You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.
Anime: You will love it 'till the day you die.
I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.
It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important.
"Howl, she fed me something gross. I feel sick." -Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle)
"I need something of yours, how about your eyes?" -Calcifer
"Imagine what I could have done with your eyes, Sophie, or your HEART!" -Calcifer
"Which one do you want? You only get one cuz the rest are dirty." -Markel (Howl's Moving Castle)
"Help, help, help. Crazy lady with a shovel." -Calcifer
"One day your gonna get bitched slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it." -Mr. Morgan (10 Things I Hate About You)
I like you Tinklerbell. I think I'll kill you last.
There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.
Stalkers are like your best friends. They just hide behind trees more.
Kids don't eat your veggies. They may be a handsome price under a spell.
Okay, here's a joke for you: A monkey and a turtle walk into a bar, I don't remember the rest but your moms a skank.
It's a good thing I love you 'cause if I didn't, I'd call the men in white coats on you.
“I think we broke his brain." -Pam (The Office)
"Green is red." -Frankie
I am on the way to world domination... just let me finish drinking my chocolate milk.
mom and dad doing something on powerpoint on mom's comp.
mom: this program is great. i should try it sometime. Do i have powerpoint on my computer?
me: mom, you're ON your computer
Mr. Garrison: Oh, well, your moms are just upset. They're probably all on their periods or something.
Wendy: whispers to Gregory Tell him that's not cool.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well I'm sorry, Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. (South Park)
Toes aren't needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
"If you drink a glass of milk and get sick you're lactose intolorant." -My gma's doctor
What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
American.
“The two pennies in my shoe equal a quarter.” -me
“First they make you excited, then they make you drowsy.” -me
"I'll take a chip, and eat it." -Light (Death Note)
Kate: Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table?
Angie: I don't know.
Kate: What do you mean you don't know? You think you're at an Arbys right now?
Angie: You know what? I WISH I was at an Arbys cuz theres better food and cooler people there!
Kate: Did you stick all this gum under here?
Angie: I DON'T KNOW! Maybe you stuck some of it under there!
Kate: Yeah, actually you might be right cuz sometimes when I work a really long day I like to come home and chew a huge wad of bubbilicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table!
Angie: Bitch, I don't know your life! (Baby Mama)
"Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it." -Cartman (South Park)
"I don't know. Putting testicles on the outside seem like a bad idea." -Angela (Bones)
"Oh my God, Watari is Batman!" -Uncle Yo
"Don't provoke the lunatic, alright." -Booth (Bones)
"L, I've caught Mello. But...he escaped." -Near (Death Note)
"If this job is in a well, I don't want it." -Jim (The Office)
"Suck, pull, bang, blow." -my mom
"I just want to be squeezed." -Mr. Clean commercial
"We know how to do it lots of different ways." -Gazzy (MAX 5th book)
"If there are shinigami stupid enough to drop their notebooks in our world, so there might as well be shinigami stupid enough to drop their eyes." -MelloNarrator (Death Note: Another Note)
"Do all boys keep their masterbatory needs in their shoes or is that just particular to you?" -Dr. Brennen (Bones)
"Mexico is in the United States, right?" -Josiline in my APHG class
Jiraiya: "No, it's not true! I'm not just a pervert!"
Nauto: "What!? Yeah right..."
Jiraiya: "I am...A SUPER PERVERT!" (Naruto)
"I appear to be lacking a penis, so either I'm female or wasn't circumsized properly" -someone on their ff profile page
"Exactly, how much money did the lord touch him for?" -Booth (Bones)
"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway" -Elbert Hubbard
"You don't have to be involved, I just want your sperm." -Bones (Bones)
"What the fuck are you doing? Get back in here and put your clothes on this instant!" -Sandra (Death at a Funeral)
"I look better fully clothed." -Zach (Bones)
"Stop touching my penis!" -Guy in my gym class
"I let you lick mine" -my mom
"Mello, dresses like a transvestite, kills like a dragqueen." -Uncle Yo
"Head, shoulders, knees and naked people!" -i forgot her name (at camp...in the showers XD)
"Everyone's dead, so I got bored." -Wrath (FMA)
"Bethany, by any chance does your cat eat jell-o?" -Clark (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)
Evil isn't very good at naming their followers.
An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy.
"Hi, I'm dead. What have you accomplished in life?"
Alcohol plus idiot equals drunken idiot. Drunken idiot add morning equals hangover.
Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl.
"I-I didn't know he did something like that. Is he keeping something in there that he doesn't want us to find." "Well, when you consider the fact that he's 17, it's not that suspicious, really. I've done it numerous times for reason in particular." -Chief Yagami/L (Death Note)
"Aren't you supposed to be in school?" "Yeah...well, I actually left on Sunday with the intention of coming here, but I was swept away into the heart of a dark, urban wilderness. It took me three days to find my way out." "...Why don't you just say you got lost?" -Yuki/Haru (Fruits Basket)
"I used to be a lifeguard until some blue kid got me fired." -Larry the Cable Guy
"Adoption leads to seriel killing." -Kramer (seinfeld)
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
"It seems like I was drunk for some reason." -Rock Lee (Naruto)
"Don't worry, you're young. Your butt can take it." -Dean Lewis (Accepted)
We all know sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.
"No animals were harmed in the recording of this episode. We tried but that damn monkey was just too fast." -Stephen Colbert
"Now it seems the crooks charge twenty to thirty thousand dollars for a fake Ferrari body attached to an old Pontiac chassis, and here's how you sniff out a fake: take a pocketknife and scrape off some of the paint on the hood just behind the ornament. If it's a real Ferrari... someone will kick your ass." -Colbert
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough." -Colbert
"If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, my illegal logging business succeeds." -Colbert
“Still alive, baby?” –Jane (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
"Reep the benefits of my sexual wisdom." -Angela (Bones)
Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.
Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius"
Things seem to be so much more fun when you have someone else to enjoy them with. Like going to the movies, or playing a game. Or sex.
I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!
Don't mess with Canadians, we'll shove our igloos down the back of your shirt.
Fate doesn't exist. We're all just pawns in someone else's fanfiction!
Don't piss me off, I turn into a massive ball of fur and sharp pointy things.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.
I say if someone has done something so bad that they deserve the death penalty, forget the lethal injection, I say get creative!
"Why does grandma have a gun?" -Wedding Crashers
Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. -Monty Python and the Holy Grail (This sounds like me and frankie)
"It doesn't matter if it's already dead, you can shoot it again." -Mary Mack
"I wanna put that guy in soup, that's how good he is." -Nigel Lawrence
"I live in America, where if you don't speak Spanish, you'll starve." -Brad Williams
"Hold on, Bones, let's just pretend that I'm the cop for a second." -Booth
"Mega tough old bastard." -Hodgins
Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination. - Mark Twain
Are you a bad side effect of my medication?
You!... Off my planet!!
Careful or you'll end up in my novel.
I'm not anti-social ... I'm just not user friendly.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach
When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (And the lesson is: "Vengeance!")
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.)
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer(, especially if the question is "Any volunteers?")
Friends: help you move a couch
Best Friends: help you move a body
Interestingly, it is revealed in the game Fullmetal Alchemist: Dream Carnival, that Envy enjoys chocolate parfaits. -Wikipedia (i laughed wen i read this XD)
"Spider poisen is people poisen?" -Homer (The Simpsons)
"You think brushing your teeth is foreplay." -Marge (The Simpsons)
"Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean. Good bye." -Kakashi (Naruto...ff story)
"You can't yell encore when we are still playing. Its like writing your grandmothers obituary when she is still kicking." -Josh Ramsay (lead singer of Mariana's Trench)
”You gave me porn, that means true love.” --Kakashi (Naruto) some ff story
"Hello, would you like a cup of tea while I disembowel you with a rusty dagger?"
"You'll feel like you have a time machine, a DVR, and friends." -Colbert
"I keep secrets from my computer." -Dwight (The Office)
"No, you have to go to bed, daddy's having a breakdown." -Mayor's wife (Horton Hears a Who)
"Put the phone by his mouth and scratch his butt." -Frankie
"When I was your age, television was called books." -Grandfather (The Princess Bride)
"You mean, you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll kill each other like civilized people?" -Westley (The Princess Bride)
"I caught myself being racist to myself." -Dave Chappelle
"That's my wife, Jen. We're married...technically." -T-Mobile commercial
"I think Mom's got a second cousin who's an accountant, but we never talk about him." -Ron (Harry Potter 1)
Why is there so much month at the end of the money?
"Smile...your demise isn't today."
"I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Forman grill." -Jim (The Office)
"The older you get, the sooner it ends."
(to the tune of the wheels on the bus)"The woman across the block has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on." -Kramer
"I’m sorry, sir, but our ages are simply too great in difference. It wouldn’t work out.” -Sasuke (Naruto)...from some ff story
"I can't go anymore. I'm out of batteries." -Kyle Magrans
"It's been destroyed! The evil has been destroyed!" -Shigure's editor...she was talking about how Shigure wasn't writing any more novels XD
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -Robin Williams
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -Tiger Woods
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -Dave Barry
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk." -Stephen King
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’
Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too
"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy
"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max
Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to.” –Fang
“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren’t missionaries.” –FBI investigator
“No? Well, for God’s sake, don’t tell them. They’d be crushed. Thinking they’re doing the Lord’s work, and all.” –Max
"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max
"I wasn't doin' nothing bad with it, George. Jus' strokin' it." -Lennie (Of Mice and Men)
"Lust, you have my heart on your sleeve. Literally, now I'm bleeding to death. Signed, Ed." -Uncle Yo
"He laminated a human being. We call that perverted, he's calls it limited editon." -Uncle Yo
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
"Booth, the car is bleeding." -Bones
"Paperweight mode." -Verizon commarcial
"Just stick that little fuzzy ball in there and squish it around." -Booth
Being a ninja and wearing bright orange is like giving a pedophile directions to where your kid sleeps at night.
Jeff Dunham: Don't look at me.
Achmed: That's what she said.
"Sometimes when I look at my children, I think to myself, I could have swallowed you."
"Dear God, if you help me out with this, I promise to stop cheatting on my wife with black guys." -Brucey (The Longest Yard)
"I am glad you are back. Now, I don't have to stab you." (The Longest Yard)
"Yes. Biologically, I am a girl." -Haruhi (OHSHC)
Kagura: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!
Shigure Sohma: Oh, yes I do! Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess -Fruits Basket
"i am not insane...i am just looking for the entrance of the kingdom of mayonnaise"
Hughes: (showing Ed a picture) Look! Can you believe how big Elicia has gotten? She can even ride a tricycle now. She follows me everywhere on that thing, like my own escort of cuteness.
Ed: Yep, you're the same as ever, Major...Nice and insane. -FMA
"I want to touch you again Brother!" -Alphonse Elric (FMA)
Pajama pants: when you know your night's gonna be devoid of human contact. -Uncle Yo
As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!
This space is intentionally left blank.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it's more likely to be female.
Sri Lanka has lowest divorce rate in the world - and the highest rate of female suicide.

Well, that’s it.

xoxo
Rebecca aka Lord Rebecca-Sama

The 7 Blue Yaoi Cats of Wall Club Oneshots chapter list:

1. Explination
2. English Class
3. Mello's Schedule
4. Mello Gets Kidnapped
5. Al's Secret and Death the Kid's Obsession Part Uno
6. Al's Secret and Death the Kid's Obsession Part Two
7. Envy's Punishment
8. Death of a Ninja
9. Amputation
10. Such a Fail, It's Almost a Win
11. Pigboils...?
12. Marriage
13. Who the Heck?
14. Cosplay
15. Will the Real Father Please Stand Up?
16. The Canoe Trip
17. The Chainsaw
18. I'll Trade you a Shinigami for your Friendship
19. Kira's Schedule
20. Stuck on a Corner for ACEN and the ones we love (Coming 11/24/09)
21. Lunch Table Confessions (Coming 12/1/09)
22. One and the Same (Coming 12/8/09)
23. Revenge is Like Sticking Your Hand into a Clearance Box. Ya Never Know What Touching, Awkward Family Moment You’ll Ruin. (Coming 12/15/09)
24. Pattern Sentences (Coming 12/22/09)