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since: 02-27-08, id: 1511465, Profile Updated: 04-26-09
Author has written 11 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Artemis Fowl.

Singer. La chanteuse.

Both mean the same thing. I love music and I will never let it go.

A poet who is posting some of her fiction inspired pieces on this site.

Country: Canada

City: Greater Vancouver

Status: Band geek

Favorite books: Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, The Wheel of Time series, anything by T.A. Baron, Artemis Fowl, Alex Rider, The Inheritance Series, Tamora Pierce books, others that I can't remember the titles of and some books from the Star Wars extended universe.

Favorite movies: Star Wars, Pirates of the Carribean, The Lord of The Rings, Back to the Future, National Treasure

Favorite musicals: Aida, Les Miserables, Fiddler on the Roof, and(although I've never seen it) Wicked.

Favorite music: Anything really, except metal were you can't tell what they're saying, most rap, cheesy pop songs(well, some are funny in their lameness, but most are pretty bad) and certain types of orchestral music. I don't like the whimsical, lets-all-hear-nothing-but-woodwinds-for-four-hours stuff(don't get me wrong, I play the clarinet, but woodwinds sound better when played with the brass, strings and percussion sections). Celtic Woman and Celtic Thunder!!

Favorite animes: Full metal Alchemist, Yu gi oh and (and I know it's not really amine) Avatar: The Last Air bender

Favorite quotes:

"As the level of males testosterone rises so does their level of stupidity."
-Myself, making an observation.

Riley: Anyone that can do anything is gonna think we're crazy, and anyone crazy enough to believe us isn't gonna want to help.
Ben: We don't need someone crazy. But one step short of crazy, what do you get?
Riley: Obsessed!
Ben: Passionate.
National Treasure

(Aang stands up, squats, grunts in a straining manner, sighs with relief, and smiles, all while he is still connected with the spirit world)
Katara: Do they have bathrooms in the spirit world?
Sokka: As a matter of fact, they do not.
Avatar: the last airbender

Aang (while he and Zuko are still trapped in the chamber with the green glue-like substance): You had to pick up the glowing egg, didn't you?
Zuko: At least I made something happen! If it were up to you, we'd never made across the courtyard!
Aang: HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!
Zuko: Who are you yelling to? Nobody's lived for centuries!
Aang: Well, what do you think we should do?
Zuko: ...Think about our place in the Universe?
Avatar: the last airbender

Penton: He was just found dead.
Clouseau: Was eet fatale?
Penton: yes
Clouseau: 'Ow fatale?
Penton:... Completely.
Clouseau: Where is 'e? I weesh to speak with 'im immediately.
Penton: He's dead!
Clouseau: Ah!
The Pink Panther

Katara: I know something that will cheer you up.
Sokka: You do?
cut to next scene
Sokka: Shopping!
Avatar: The Last Airbender

The group's ship is being attacked by another Fire Nation ship
Toph: How we doing?
Sokka: Things couldn't get much worse.
The Sea Serpent from the Serpent's Pass erupts from the water

Sokka: The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?
Toph: You make it too easy!
One of the fireballs meant to be shot at the group's fire navy ship hits the serpent

The Sea Serpent from the Serpent's pass wraps itself around the opposing Fire Nation ship

Sokka: Thank you, the universe!
Avatar: The last airbender

Saphira: (to Eragon) After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like yourself what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end.
Eragon

Eragon: If I drank that much mead it would kill me!
Saphira: That's why you're not a dragon.
Eldest

Brom: There's a reason why we're born with brains in our heads, not rocks.
Eragon

Brom: One part brave, three parts fool.
Eargon

Katara: We're safe now Sokka, you can take off the moustache.
Sokka: Oh, no I can't. It's permantently glued to my skin.
Avatar: The Last Airbender

Zuko: Studying a map detailing reported Avatar sightings scattered around How am I going to find the Avatar, Uncle? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
Cut to Sokka, looking at a similar map
Sokka: to Aang: You have no idea where you're going, do you?
Avatar:The Last Airbender

Eragon: Why are you here?
The Shade looked at him with contempt in his red eyes and smiled

Durza: To gloat, of course. What use is a victory if one cannot enjoy it?
Eragon

'According to my calculations slinky+escalator=never ending fun'
anonymous.

"It's the alliance of the pale, pasty white guys!"
Myself, referring to what would happen in a HP/Star Wars crossover.

"I have skills! My cousin and I trained. (noticeable pause). With swords."
Eragon

"So here is a riddle to guess if you can sing the bells of Notre Dame;
Who is the Monster and who is the Man?
Sing the bells of Notre Dame"
Clopin, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

"I've a girl back home who's unlike any other.
Yeah the only girl who'd love him is his mother."
Girl worth fighting for, Mulan

An argument is the longest distance between two points of view.
Author: Dan Bennett

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost

Jack Swigert: Uh, well, if anyone from the, uh, from the IRS is watching, I... forgot to file my, my, my 1040 return. Um, I meant to do it today, but, uh...
Sy Liebergot (back at Mission Control): That's no joke. They'll jump on him!
Apollo 13

CAPCOM: Jack, you'll be glad to hear that we've contacted President Nixon, and he's going to grant you an extension on your income taxes, since you are most decidedly out of the country.
Jack Swigert: tearful and sleep-deprived Roger that, Houston. That's wonderful news.
Apollo 13

Marilyn Lovell: Blanche, Blanche, these nice young men are going to watch the television with you. This is Neil Armstrong, and this is Buzz... Aldrin.
Neil Armstrong: Hi.
Blanche Lovell: Are you boys in the space program too?
Apollo 13

Stance gay issues: I practice social justice. I will not judge someone based on religion, sexual orientation, gender, culture, or race. You can love whoever you want, it's fine by me.

Stance on pairings: I'll read pretty well anything as long as you can justify it. If you're pairing two characters who really have absolutely no grounds for attraction to each other just to see them kiss (or do other things) then I will not read the story. If however you can justify the relationship then I will read anything that has a plot that I find interesting.


- I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

def: homophobia: fear of those who are homosexual.
def: homosexual: Those who have an intimate partner of the same sex.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (why would you? I just don't see the reasoning)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile (all the time. all the time.)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (whenever I'm reading and no one around understands what's so funny)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (I don't do brand names. I shun the trend.)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't even know what they are. Does that make me weird?)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I agree completely. So does the other me.)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (yeah, you know it's bad when everyone in theater turns around and looks at you.)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals, Isis the Sphinx, tuxkat, Singer La Chanteuse


La chanteuse c’est qui je suis

The singing girl, that would be me.

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1. Artemis Fowl and the Hogwarts Incident » reviews
Intrigues and betrayals, deceptions and alliances. There is an underground war being fought at Hogwarts, and it's going to take all of Artemis' cunning and technology to bring it into the light. Thankfully he has some friends to watch his back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 11-26-08 - Published: 9-6-08 - Artemis F.
2. Unheard Laughter » reviews
A collection of poems dealing with Ryou and Bakura.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 4-3-08 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete
3. Dice in hand » reviews
A collection of poems about Duke Devlin.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 4-17-08 - R. Otogi - Complete
4. A fleeting kiss
a poem about love. rated for mention of explicit activities. no detail however.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Published: 6-9-08 - Complete
5. I won't back down reviews
A poem about standing your ground and not giving up what you believe in. Characters are open to interpretation. Please comment.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-31-08 - Complete
6. Who, who am I? reviews
A poem about Malik.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-26-08 - Marik I. - Complete
7. Innocent seeming, Darkness of being reviews
A poem about darkness hiding behind outward innocence.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete
8. Trickster
An ode to the ultimate Trickster, The King of Thieves
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Published: 3-29-08 - Thief Bakura - Complete
9. The Journey Begins reviews
A short poem about friendship and letting go.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-28-08 - Complete
10. My Rival reviews
A short poem about how Kaiba feels towards his eternal rival of games, Yugi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-08 - Seto K. & Yūgi M. - Complete
11. Violet Eyes reviews
A poem written for English class. It is from the view point of Marik, describing his hatred of the Pharaoh.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-29-08 - Yami Marik & Yami Yūgi - Complete
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