One cold October day, many years ago, in the heart of New York city, a litle girl was born to two doting parents. Upon the little girl's fifth birthday, said doting parents made the decision to move to some random hick town in the middle of the sprawling suberbs of New York State. The little girl grew up in a tiny, backwards little village, inhabited mainly by Jewsians. The girl was innocent, carefree, and spread joy wherever she went...

...that is, until she discovered the internet. And South Park. And South Park slash.

Now she stays indoors all day, hooked to the computer, forced to pretend she is reading on-line jokes whenever her alarmed parents ask her why she is constantly laughing. When she is in school, she spends her time either doodling Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman (much to the disgust, dismay, and disapproval of her friends) or staring out of the window, dreaming of what she will do the minute she arrives home.

~And thus ends the chronicle of my years on this Earth. Exciting, I know. Truly inspirational. And slightly depressing.

...Anyway.

I've got curly dark hair, pale skin, and blue eyes. I am a pacifist, humanist, and a (usual) vegetarian. I hate racism, close mindedness, stupidity, and violence. I love Obama as president(although I initially was pro McCain), Japan and the Japanese language, and chocolate. God, that stuff is GOOD.

UPDATE:

It's been SO tough updating, and I am SO SORRY... I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON. I know this. If you are at all interested, the reasons for my slow updates are:

1)I am currently obsessed with anything and everything Death Note. Oh my God... that anime/manga is THE EPITOME of genius. Also, Loveless... awesome... and now I love Junjou Romantica... I've been a busy girl! :D lol. So basically, It's been really tough updating. Never fear, I have not left the South Park fandom... I just have more than one obsession now, which makes it kind of hard to find time to write as much as I should.

2)MY COMPUTER CRASHED. -sob- All.. my files... GONE. I will stop mourning over this sometime soon, I'm sure.

3)I am in a preppy, high-level-academics private school that completely DROWNS me with work. Add to this the fact that because I skipped a grade I am two years younger than most of my friends, and so am pressured to prove that I can do the work, and that I get home from school at seven o'clock everyday, and you've got a pretty accurate picture of how I spend my few free hours.

4)I haven't yet been able to totally neglect my social life, which keeps me constantly busy.

The simple answer to all these problems, of course, is to drop out of school, ditch my friends, stow away on a plane to a remote islad in the Philippines, and spend my days on my laptop while drinking pineapple flavored fruit shakes.

If I ever work up the balls to do the aforementioned, I'll let you guys know.